
Vixroy Altrom
@featherbeastOpponent
I FUCKING hate featherbeasts. Troll me about scuttlebugs He/Him Gemries sign. <3< is taken by @epistolaryNovelization <> is @gestaltCreophage
Sometimes you need to ride out into the hubburbs and cull someone to get your spirits back.
Bark GY/[N]mes make for good sport balls if you cut off the limbs.
Hosting a room for Paper Sheets against Trollmanity. Join while it's hot. Password is: Shuttlebuggy NEVERMIND THE SITE IS ASS https://www.cardsagainstformality.io/game?_id=6a1e6b487b475752761b9aac
Collect my 800 pages of eastern alternia smut.
They I went to get a mammogram for Y/[N]n-caY/[N]nical reasons at a stupid alien hospital for stupid aliens and they classified me a DD for Dilf Decimater.
I fought a so-called "K-mart" employee and lived.
I won't rest until that oinkbeasr is branded and behind mars bars.

@containedArmageddons sona based on my EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE of HUMAN CULTURE i drew you a #humansona
Oh my golem is there Y/[N]hing interesting on the palmhusk right Y/[N]w Y/N?
Hey whatever mook or gargoyle that runs chittr can you please add a group DM function Y/N? I want to harass multiple rusties at the same time.
Sometimes you just need to go blubberbeast clubbing to get your negative mojo out.
One of these nights I'm gonna do something really terrible and you'll all be so proud of me.
I've started to tease my power orifices with tech-tendrils in an attempt to microdose myself on power draining death tentacles so that if the drones ever finally get me I can survive indefinitely as a battery. Good plan Y/N?
MY STUPID LUSUS ATE ALL MY FREAKING BROWN DEATH ORB CONFECTIONERIES. IT TOOK FOREVER FOR ME TO GET THOSE!
People sometimes make big deals over yellow bloods having two of them but imagine how genuinely horrid it would be if we had four.
I need to join / establish a cool crew of mutually aligned mischief causers who look out for each other while also Y/[N] engaging in any quadratic oscillation.
These are my stomping grounds little boot grub. Try to keep your fronds from getting mega mooshed under my purple tar flustjelly fueled might.

🚬 should be a badge for everyone who’s just plain tired
They'd break my legs but you can't even begin to conceive of how thick and powerful my thighs are. One flex sends a shockwave to wipe out troll Taiwan.












