Vixroy Altrom
@featherbeastOpponent
I FUCKING hate featherbeasts. Troll me about scuttlebugs He/Him Gemries sign. <3< is taken by @epistolaryNovelization <> is @gestaltCreophage
Boob fungus D:{=
The big red machine that makes you violently suicidal and incontinent.
I should take up this new add space with pictures of my bulge.
It Wouldn't Be Much Different From The Blank Ad Space, As There Wouldn't Be Much To Look At Either Way.
Fuuuck I've been absent for a hot minute. Bet you all missed me huh Y/N?
Collect my 8 pages of erotic writing.
were they placed around the level? am i going to have to climb buildings to find them?
Feeding the local woofboys horn enlargement pills hidden inside a clump of oily legume mash.
Damn I think these featherbeasts are coming in larger and larger sizes. One with a beak the size of my leg just tried to break down my door.
~~~i gQt sQme hivemade cluckbeast repellant i cQuld sauce yQur way- might help?~~~
[Y]/N I would be hoY/[N]red to receive such a gift from a higher blood.
~~~whQaa! nQ need fQr that "higher blQQd" shit, vixrQy. i'm just tryin' t'help Qut!~~~
There is always time for proper formalities but if it displeases you I will stop (in this situation).
~~~yeah! wait- that feels wQrse. uhhhh, just, dQ what yQu want! i'll send a drQne w/ the hivemade cluckbeast repellent. lmk ur cQQrds!~~~
I diagY/[N]se you with critically low levels of silly funtime.
BTT < i am a FONT of silly funtime tyvm
Oh man my digestion pit keeps on making this weird honking sound. I don’t think that clown chowder I had is agreeing with me.
♯ohyeah i bet its got you ♯feeling ♯funny ♯looksatthecamera
DaMn better see a MeDiculler bout that. hear that shits no LAUGHING Matter :o)
I should get into carving. It sounds tedious and terrible but the more hobbies the better.
✿ carv𖥧ng 𖥧s a g❦❦d ch❦𖥧ce. as 𖥧s s𖧧❦nemas❦nry. mak𖥧ng wha𖧧 y❦u w𖥧sh w𖥧𖧧h y❦ur ❦wn nubs, jus𖧧 y❦u and 𖧧he craf𖧧. 𖥧𖧧 𖥧s peaceful ✿
Sometimes you need to ride out into the hubburbs and cull someone to get your spirits back.
Bark GY/[N]mes make for good sport balls if you cut off the limbs.
Hosting a room for Paper Sheets against Trollmanity. Join while it's hot. Password is: Shuttlebuggy NEVERMIND THE SITE IS ASS https://www.cardsagainstformality.io/game?_id=6a1e6b487b475752761b9aac
🜏 IIM PLAYIING FUXKIING AMONG US LƐAVƐ MƐ ALONƐ YOU NƐƐDY IIRRRRII♱A♱IING BABY ♅
Y/[N]Y/[N] really but I wanna play with someone and I Y/[N] you're funny.
FUCKK I think the server is broken. Forget it. Forget all of it. I'm tearing my goddamn hive down.
Collect my 800 pages of eastern alternia smut.
They I went to get a mammogram for Y/[N]n-caY/[N]nical reasons at a stupid alien hospital for stupid aliens and they classified me a DD for Dilf Decimater.
🜏 ♱oo bad u s♱iill xan'♱ dɛxiima♱ɛ ♱hosɛ fɛa♱hɛrrbɛas♱s ♅
🜏 u saiid ♱ha♱ las♱ ♱iimɛ ♱hɛn xrriiɛd bx ii♱ wouldn'♱ lɛavɛ u alonɛ hɛhɛ ♅
🜏 iif ii was dɛlusiional ɛnough ♱o ♱hiink ɛvɛrry pɛrrson who bo♱hɛrrɛd mɛ was fliirr♱iing ii ♱oo would ♱akɛ my angɛrr ou♱ on fɛa♱hɛrrbɛas♱s ♱o xopɛ ♅
You are literally replying to my chits after 2 billion sweeps of Y/[N]hing lmao. Keep replying simp.
🜏 ii♱s rrɛally ɛasy 2 gɛ♱ a rriisɛ ou♱ of u iidk man ii♱s jus♱ ɛasy xhɛap ɛn♱ɛrr♱aiinmɛn♱ a♱p ♅
I fought a so-called "K-mart" employee and lived.
Fought one once. To call it a fight is laughable. Called [this one] a monster, attempted to charge me. [this one] put a door between tham and [this one] and tham ran head first into it. Pathetic.
I won't rest until that oinkbeasr is branded and behind mars bars.
Oh my golem is there Y/[N]hing interesting on the palmhusk right Y/[N]w Y/N?
Hey whatever mook or gargoyle that runs chittr can you please add a group DM function Y/N? I want to harass multiple rusties at the same time.
Sometimes you just need to go blubberbeast clubbing to get your negative mojo out.