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🜏 IIM PLAYIING FUXKIING AMONG US LƐAVƐ MƐ ALONƐ YOU NƐƐDY IIRRRRII♱A♱IING BABY ♅

ahhhh!! talking to a cute boy in dms... ehehehe :///)

...it's ok? i think? i'm just a little baffled is all...
_ similar, [Y]et, different [Th]e, differences [In] details, [Ar]e [I]mportant

@containedArmageddons sona based on my EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE of HUMAN CULTURE i drew you a #humansona

A Word Of Advice From Someone Who Has Had Quite The Messy Relationship Life, You Don't Have To Forgive Them. If Your Partner Does Something That You Deem Irredeemable You Are A Completely Valid And Never Truthfully Forgiving Them, However If You Are Still Wanting To Uphold And Maintain Your Relationship.the Best Course Of Action Is To Help Them Improve. Be There For Them. You Don't Have To Be Happy About It It's A Slow Process, And You Are Completely Fine In Cutting Them Out Forever. But If They Genuinely Want To Get Better And You Still Love Them Despite Their Mistake Maybe Just Think About That.

Someone Seems Rather Happy.
sometimes yu need to bring justice in unconventional ways. that's ok, whatever brings peace.

:33< it got a like furom mew so mew meowst agr33

>X3

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YES.
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<action; statement input; statement: unsure. input; statement: it might he|p you adjust to what it fee|s |ike, which wou|d be good to get used to input; statement: but it might a|so just make your psionics weaker & thus ensure you are either burnt out or just have a harder time of it as a pi|otbattery />

whut |f were Alrdy pruod of u
[ >MINE THOUGHTS EXACTLY! THOU CANNOT BE BREAKING THE FOCUS OF THINE FELLOW CASTERS LEST YE WISH TO BRING ABOUT OUR DOOMS. THE MAGISTERS COUNCIL IS CLEAR AS A CRYSTAL ABOUT THAT_ ]

c< tHat wasNt very clear tHrOugH twO cHaracters aNd a fucKiNg eMOticON! >c

ssuper sspecial EXCLUSSIVE nude for @aeneassCaldarium hehehe you're welcome ;] ( ssorry I tried to draw tthe nook too but I couldn't really figure it out I'm not a good artisst or photographer =[ ) #nssfw httpss://cdn.imgcchesst.com/filess/c2e191d3d146.jjpg
I·VAS·NOT·AVARE·GOLDBLOODS·HAD·TVO·STOMACHS· BVT·I·SVPPOSE·THAT·MAKES·SENSE·CONSIDERING·YOVR·DIET·OF·GRASS·AND·OTHER·FIBROVS·VEGETATION

c< i sHOuld MaKe a jOurNaliNg accOuNt, Or, liKe.... sOMetHiNg liKe tHat.... sO MaNy, MaNy tHOugHts.... >c

🚬 should be a badge for everyone who’s just plain tired

aw man you lot scared away lujann, i kind of miss him and his pity reacts >X3
you ever pail yourself so harDD you pass ou♀ for a sec

:33< *the mighty huntress dabs*
RAWR!Fuck it, I'm tired of waitingggggg for things to heat up. Here's ONE of the pics from my last #nsfw hookup with @featherbeastOpponent https://file.garden/af1MSJbRqgHS7ama/IMG_0154.jpegXD!!!!!!

Not Disrespectful At All, That Is Just " Tru Fax ".

My Initial Plan Was To Leave Chittr Around The Time I Usually Get Irrationally Upset, But Now I Am Realizing That Would " Night Shift " Us, And That Would Make Me Cry Myself To Sleep. It's Time To Think Of A Different Solution.

c< i caMe, saw wHat i Needed 2 saw, aNd left, sHit sucKed, tbH >c
RAWR!Shout out to @featherbeastOpponent for absolutely HANGING bulge. Not to mention that Goldblood x2 boost. Couldn't really get both in at the same time but I WILL be prepping to try again xoxo #nsfwXD!!!!!!
w idea
RAWR!Oh ANY time! Still looking back after at the pics lol, need to find a good time to flex with em <3 <3XD!!!!!!
RAWR!Vaugebragging related to my last post but y’all don't even know I'm about to not be able to talk or walk properly for a WHIIIIILE [If things go well] #nsfwXD!!!!!!

-=[🐭⁉️_☺]=-
[Vixroy squirms uncomfortably in his chair] I’ll be totally real with all of you i didn’t expect to get this far. I know I talk real shit but I thought I’d get chucked out at like, round 3 or somethin. Decent chance I win. #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @featherbeastOpponent
🐾did ya hear aboUt the mathematiciaN who’s real afraid of Negative NUmbers? he’ll stoP at 'NothiNg' to avoid 'em! ehehe... hehe,
yo real talk though any version of my sister i need carnally #nsfw #incest #balanceineverything

c< seveNteeN? ive lOst cOuNt, at tHis pOiNt, #MylOssstreaK >c
₍^. .^₎⟆ Mmm urgess to b!te !nto people and k!ss the markss #nssfw꠹
\ s0meth1ng ab0ut g0ldbl00ds h1ts d1fferent f0r me 1dk why... they're just really c00l and seem really k1ssable /

Let's stir the pot a little: Dill pickle seasoned popcorn.

X Lillya and I are officially dating nowwwwww 🎉🎉🎉🎉 x
are ya havin weird one tonight or are you boring?

well, yes, but you're not the fishy chud i was referring to, don't worry. #spokenasachudmyself
[⚙︎ @'ight that's about a|| the progress I'm making on a new coo|er to|ight. Cupe time. ⚙︎]

c< #KaraMasAMA @featHerbeastOppONeNt asKs: wHy is yOur text grey but everytHiNg else purple. aNswer: 4 readability! aNd because i Hate beiN a purpleblOOd, ill be sO fucKiNg 4 real tHaNKs 4 tHe questiON! >c
should....I be...worried...if doc scratch...followed me....(' . ' ❀)

You people don't understand I need to get him pregnant. #NSFW
Hello hello hello CHITTR. You can thank whatever PUNK-ASS GOD you pray to and tell them to FUCK OFF because a real GODDESS has descended onto the website! That's right, it's me, the fucking BRIGHTEST STAR in all of Alternia: BADDIE MOOLAH~ If you EVER wanted to fantasize what it's like to even imagine BREATHING THE SAME AIR as one of the greatest STREAMERS and PIT FIGHTERS in Alternia, by all means. Come over and fawn over my profile like the cute little MEWLING GNATS you are. If I'm nice I might even care to read a single thing ANY of you say~ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/370c6a172e22.png
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One does not know of this "PAILING season". The Dark One thinks it's just made up by DESPERATE TROLLS. Ʒ

I HAVE SS/AIN ANOTHER DRACONIC FOE AND FASHIONED ITSS PE/T INTO A NEW ADDITION TO MY WARDROBE /ET A// WHO MIGHT CHA//ENGE THE GREAT AND MIGHTY FROSSTFANG KNOW THAT SHE ISS MORE THAN A CAPAB/E FIGHTER >83

I DONT ACTUA//Y KNOW HOW TO RESSPOND BUT I AM WI//ING TO GIVE IT A TRY >83

WHO ME >8? PA/E FEE/INGS >8? YOU KNOW I HAVENT ACTUA//Y THOUGHT ABOUT IT >8/

A TRUE SHAME I HAVE NO INTENTIONSS OF B/OCKING YOU THOUGH >83
More romance has appeared on the island. @xxScenegrlxx has fallen for @goldenGigabyte #TrollmadachiUpdate https://file.garden/ae6_q1AoTDGIu7_4/IMG_2530.jpeg

Likely not. I am already a war criminal.
[⚙︎ Swear to God if the coo|ing unit in my rig dies again I'|| do something tru|y drastic. ⚙︎]

Game is game and I respect the hustle, but I do feel like that is common sense. The guy takes his job rather seriously.

Turns Out People Do Not Like It When You Turn Off Your Phone For A Week And Tell Them To Fuck Off And Don't Bother Me With Shit I Do Not Care About

I wOndEr If hE Of hIghEst mIrth frOm my tImElInE Is hErE, Or If thEy ArE All pErhAps frOm ExtErIOr tImElInEs tO mInE
꒰FUCKIGNF UPDATE I GUESS THE LIQUID OF THE STRAWBERRY LEMONADE MONSTER THAT I REVIEWED IS NOT CLEAR IT IS PINK BECAUSE I FUCKIG SPILLED SOME OF IT ON MY FLOOR FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK꒱
꒰I FOUND IT FUCK YOU AND YOU RGATEKEEPING #anger #rage #fury #greenbugeeatingloudashell꒱
꒰anyone have the video of that green buge eating loud as hell꒱
꒰you could probably feed a squirrel a whole crayon and nothing would change꒱

- You are such a transparent pitch flirt that it wraps around to being kind of pitiful. Hahah. Awww 🤣☺️

- It was because I hit mmy head on the oven, and mmaybe the other thigns that are wrong with mmy shitty little body 🤣🤣🤣🤣 #Satricial #Wow

- Hi Vixorry! 🖐️😆 #MisssYou #NutritionBlock

▲wishing every chud who makes those fuckass little dark age edits a terrible night▼

What the fuck
replying to you posting things

i like it when i'm called good girl and given treats even if i'm not a girl but y'know #suggestive
<action; statement input; statement: i'm not jea|ous in the s|ightest it's just that my captain is a seadwe||er & i hate him />

I suppoort yoou

Didn't think i woould ever see this kind oof questioon froom yoou
>>| .a shoutout post for my love for purplebloods. don't hate them, they're .all just funny .at some point! #purplelove
[⚙︎ Co|or me curious: How many of y'a|| cou|d hand|e getting shot at vs how many wou|d die? [⚙︎ For the record I'm probab|y in the die camp un|ess I have about 20 minutes to get ready first. ⚙︎]

Remember when 160 was a death sentence for ole chittr? My how the times have changed.

nothing bad evwer happens to the amporas
->/i was forced to put a picture of myself on here… #selfie https://i.postimg.cc/xykp1rv1/hasett-tekeda.png/<-
Somebody Needs To Hold My Hand And Be So Niceys To Me Rn Dudee. Bwuhhhh :o)

<<"hehe... excellent night to be leynah!!">>

3V3RYBODY H3R3 SHOULD G1V3 M3 TH31R MON3Y B3C4US3 1’M V3RY CUT3 4ND TRUSTWORTHY 4ND 4W3SOM3 4ND!!! TOT4LLY WON’T SP3ND 1T 4LL ON VBUCKS
ANGELS' NUTRITIONBLOCK EPISODE 5 SUMMARY PART II DECORATION: VIM, GRA Junoia Covela: 3, 13 - SWEATY Sawyer Mcroix: 7, 10 - SWEATY Lorn Ryder: 5, 7 - TIRED Mintyl Tsurga: 0, 6 - UH-OH! Mintyl has a medical emergency and needs to be rushed out for treatment. DINNER SERVICE RED TEAM: MEAT (VIM, GRT): Meenah (3, 7) FISH (VIM, DEX): Larkin (6, 7) GARNISH (GRA, PLC): Meenah (13, 7) APPETIZERS (APP, DEX): Vixroy (9, 7) DESSERT (IMG, GRA): Kantan (7, 5) Meenah is barely able to keep the team functional. She even manages to send up raw lamb, though does well on garnish. Vixroy is the only one to get through the night without any issues or major mistakes. MVP: Vixroy by technicality. LIME TEAM: Mintyl refuses to stay down, and tells the medics that he's a-okay! MEAT (VIM, GRT): Junoia (5, 6) - 1 FISH (VIM, DEX): Mintyl (0, 9) - Uh-oh. GARNISH (GRA, PLC): Mintyl (9, 9) - Uh-oh. APPETIZERS (APP, DEX): Lorn (6, 2) - 2 DESSERT (IMG, GRA): Sawyer (7, 10) - 1 Mintyl seems to actually be doing uhh. Okay? For a bit. Then he is suddenly very, very, very not okay. As in, the medics rush in after he faints and bonks his head on an oven, very not okay. Even besides that, Sawyer is the only one who doesn't fuck up entirely. The Lime Team ends up expelled entirely. MVP: Sawyer DECISION: Chef Belier is furious at both teams, but holds it together because everyone is kind of freaked out over Mintyl. After talking with the medical team, Mintyl will not be allowed to continue on the show and will receive medical attention. Or won't, Godeux's not his lusus. But he's off the show. That said, both teams majorly pissed Belier off tonight. No winner. Normally he might hold off on an elimination ceremony with a medical leave dropout, but not tonight. BOTH TEAMS select ONE individual to send up, and Godeux will decide who leaves and who stays. After this, the teams will be merged and earn the coveted BLACK JACKET.
I look forward to tasting you dishes Gordons!

c< OH, tHats blOOd.... OH! tHats a lOOOt Of blOOd! >c
ANGELS' NUTRITIONBLOCK EPISODE 5 SUMMARY: THE END OF IT Two chefs, one from each team, must be put forward. The dwindling Lime Team chooses Lorn. The Red Team, in a spot of politicking, puts up Vixroy. At first, the Chef says nothing about the nominees. He asks Lorn to step forward and plead their case. They give an impassioned speech pleading for another chance and reinforcing how much they want to be here. Godeux says nothing. He looks at Vixroy. He asks why the 'ell Vixroy is up here. A multiple time MVP, and the best chef on the team tonight. He tells Vixroy to get the fuck back in line. Godeux tells Larkin to step forward. This is who he believes is the current weakest link on the Red Team. The ceremony is tense. There is shouting. But. LARKIN is eliminated. After the Chef takes his jacket and makes him take the walk of shame, fresh new BLACK JACKETS are handed out to the surviving contestants. The teams are dissolved, and they will now all have to work together. A 📄 is stuck to Larkin's back as he goes.

Can coonfirm

> "anonymous" > cLearLy sent by vriska
<-(((Oh am sure you do honey, do these lies go to another schoolfeeding pool too? Is that too vague for you? I'm implying this is a fib in of itself)))->

whats tHem atter Vague boy afr..aID YOU MIGHT SAY SOMETHING???..
> Now WHY would I do that when I'm fucking spitting heat on this bitch rn? Stay mad, LOSER.
> Holy fucking COPE. > Just make the time and effort! > Then just get the money! > It's really simple to fix all these bullshit solutions, sounds to me like you wanna be PITIED. WAAAAAH. Lol!!! > I hate you too.
> Is it SO hard for anyone to just. *Do* something? Like, if you're hiveless, just GET A HIVE! If you're starving just go get some good. If you're tired, just SLEEP! I can keep ranting on, but I think everyone gets the point. > Mfw everyone is an idiot for not gathering this revelation.

c< rigHt, yeaH, i 4gOt He prOpHesized My deatH, well, He was wrONg, wHatever >c

i just kinda / lazed around all night / but that's ok / i was productive yesterday / and i can be productive tomorrow

i haven't done a show in a while / name places near outglut

⚓︎ yo〰d better hope me an my cre〰〰 dont e〰er find yo〰, r〰stie

wormy
AH! Hello Gordons!

Okay sorry I'm normal again and also going to bed before the voices win again. I would apologize but again, I will be doing it many more times in the future. Really I just need to extend one big universal apology to Bro and then just go about the rest of my life.
[ Mintyl, wild-eyed and damp with cold, nervous sweat, wheezes into a brown paper bag. ] - Pfffhee - HOWww #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @assistMint

- Oh
ahahaha hi llarkin good job not sucking compllete ass this time yeah?
[A sinister country sound bite plays when the camera focuses on Sawyer sitting at the bar area. Four empty martini glasses surround him and he has the fifth in his hand.] "AWEEE!!! C'mon mister cameramannnn!!! Don't be all shy! Sit next to me!" [The camera was soon across from Sawyer. He acted far to giddy to be someone on the losing team. Though that was probably because he was tipsy.] "HAH! See I didn't think they was actually gonna boot off the purp! Man I may have lost today but at least I got to see a highblood cry. Uh oh prolly shouldn't say that I don't like highbloods on national television. It'll get 'em all mad because they're a buncha-" [The words that came from Sawyer's mouth had to be censored because they were too explicit for national television.] #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @ricochayedCattle
yea that's why we don't want it next question
8×12 came to an even tie over whether or not we keep capitalism. what do we do now
[Junoia is sitting and glaring at the camera again. This time, her eyes are seated deeper in her face. She is exhausted, too exhaused even to care about there being at least 6 more grubs crawling around on her by that point. She dares not move and has come to terms with the grubs' presence.] My comment to the public is that I do not like Mintyl. [The camera cuts to after the loser decision was made for the night. Junoia gently wades throught the sea of grubs and closing herself off in the walk-in frozen storage block. A muffled "FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK" could be barely heard through the heavy metal door. 30 seconds of silence later, Junoia suddenly pushed the door open right into the cameratroll. A moment passes where they readjust and find Junoia glaring directly at them (not the camera). Her gaze holds unwavering for longer than anyone would like until she pulled out a cigarette from her inner chef jacket pocket and walked away, flicking on a lighter as she pushed door to the alley open and went through.] #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @acquittalTort
[Vixroy lounges in a laid back manner.] I had that in the bag the entire time. Like I said before- NOTHIN' BUT Ws. I am the king of the hill, and this hill is chess, and I got all the checkers on my side, royal flush. You know, I am the alpha chef, all the other chefs follow me around like baby quackbeasts. I was the MVP, as deserved. #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @featherbeastOpponent
ANGELS' NUTRITIONBLOCK EPISODE 3 SUMMARY PART C DINNER SERVICE SPECIAL THEME: ROADKILL RED TEAM: **RED TEAM** Kantan (Entree 1): VIM = 4, APP = 5 +3 for concept Tonight's cosplay gets in the way, but the grubs love the meal. Wrothe (Entree 2): RAS = 5, DEX = 9 The grubs ask for, and are granted, permission to nibble on Wrothe. Larkin (Garnish): PLC = 7, GRA = 5 The sheer number of grubs combined with the allure of cheese bring Larkin to his knees. Vixroy (Appetizer): DEX = 14, APP = 9 Vixroy is on fire with this theme. The grubs who do try the appetizers adore them. Meenah (Dessert): HUB = 6, IMG = 5 +4 for concept + specialty The grubs are a nuisance and keep trying to lick the spoon, but Meenah keeps a cool head. 83 MVP: Vixroy **LIME TEAM** Sawyer (Entree 1): VIM = 7, GRT = 6 +6 for concept + specialty This is Sawyer's time to shine, and he does it. Junoia (Entree 2): IMG = 10, HUB = 7 The dish doesn't go over great, but Godeux notices Junoia's budding talent all the same. Lorn (Garnish): PLC = 9, GRA = 6 Lorn holds the team together but a few mistakes slip through. Mintyl (Appetizer): APP = 6, RAS = 6 -3 for concept Mint pratfalls. Like, a lot. Face right in one of the fake pillbugs and everything. No one laughs. Karama (Dessert): IMG = 3, DEX = 9 The grubs don't love it, but boy do they eat it! 75 MVP: Godeux doesn't really want to give that much credit to anyone. The Grubs liked the Red Team's dishes more, and they performed better than Lime. Godeux's choice is clear. RED TEAM wins. The Lime Team must submit two candidates for elimination. #AngelsNutritionblock

chungus

I don't know what an onion is.
dudes be p[]sting ANYTHING n[]wadays--╾━╤デ╦︻
TW: #vi9lence I am c9ncerned with all the idealizati9n 9f "gru6 murder" 9n the timeline.

Or Barney. Please let it be Barney.

First it was GLaDOS, then the Mercs, and now Dr. Freeman. Who's next? G Man? One random Vortigaunt?
🐾why was the scUttlebUggy always tired? it Never took aNy ''brakes''! hehe,
§o that'§ where the mi§§ing appetizer went. #angel§nutritionblock

↘️the reviews of my physically capable and more culinarily entrenched superiors are in.↘️ ↗️AND THEY ARE↗️ ↘️somehow↘️ ↗️ALL POSITIVE.↗️ ↘️i am not even going to lie, i literally do not know how this happened.↘️ ↗️TYPICALLY, MICROWAVING MY OBLONG MEAT PRODUCT SO THAT IT IS A LITTLE BIT TENDER WHEN I LATHE THE ROUNDED END INTO A PREPARED SLUDGEPUDDLE OF YOGHURT ELICITS NEGATIVE REACTIONS FROM MY FELLOW OFFICE STAFF.↗️ ↘️their expletives thrown in tandem with their whips.↘️ ↗️THERE IS NO ACCOUNTING FOR GOOD TASTE.↗️ ↘️i am just pleased to be of likeminded individuals on #angelsnutritionblock.↘️ ↗️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2bbf6126c2b0.png ↗️

who fucked up the mombar that sh1t 1s supposed to break as soon as you put any pressure on 1t 1ts not supposed to be chewy what the fuck

DRONE STRIKE TO THE GODDAMN GRUB CAVERNS OH HELL NO
Oui can only hope so!

▼gonna beat to death whichever jade it was that made the maps for the caverns wrong on purpose to keep us from leaving if i live to my ascension▲ ▼consider her ass mine▲
[⚙︎ Fuckin' sore a|| over. No rest for the wicked. ⚙︎]
On the last episode of Angels' Nutritionblock... The chefs faced the heat of the kitchen for the first time! Bonds were formed, and nearly some burns! Red Team fell short due to poor cohesion, and Jigsaw got the boot! On tonight's episode of Angels' Nutritionblock... Things get a little... [Scare chord. Scream.] Spooky. [The camera cuts to the contestants standing, mouths agape, in a gore covered room.] It's Charity Night, of course! And tonight's guest judge has plenty of mouths to feed... [Legions of wigglers swarm the gore decorated dining room.] Will the contestants, with their own custom menus, be up to the task of pleasing their pickiest diners yet? Find out tonight, on Angels' Nutritionblock! #AngelsNutritionblock @cosmicHorror
Spent the day camping off-road in the scuttlebuggy thing, not sure if I should return to the hive I was staying at or keep going... I'm worried that the location thing is gonna turn on again, but I really don't want to accidentally steal a vehicle from someone who was kind enough to let me stay at their place...°❀.࿔
I'm so incredibly glad that my camping stove came with me when I got yoinked. Having tomato beef and rice for lunchsupper and hiding in the scuttlebuggy car thing from the rain°❀.࿔
Why do I have Candy Store from Heathers stuck in my head as I try to navigate a bad road in the middle of nowhere in an accidentally borrowed scuttlebuggy? Shut up, Heather Chandler!°❀.࿔

I am soooooooooo watching this

I fall on my outs till I. Uh. (Shit, I didn't think this far ahead.) Nuclear bomb?

🜏 borred dddddd:死亡 ♅

Fuck.
>>| .if you're reading this, you're gay. #yaoi
Took a picture of my office desk so I can enjoy the view even after I've clocked out. #GrindsetMindset https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9d78c41205bd.png - MC Oleana
[Vixroy is lounging carelessly, his posture totally relaxed.] “Did I do my best out there? No, no not really. But there is zero way I’m getting kicked out. I’m genuinely the best part of the team, like, the slime that holds the nutrient slab to the patty. Without me this whole team falls apart. I am that goo. Call me the streaker because I have a line of Ws. I’m snorting illusion powder off my own ass.” #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @featherbeastOpponent
[Junoia is in the cold room, sitting with one leg crossed over the other on top of a stack of two cardboard boxes in a corner. The two send-backs of raw meat where on a plate, cut into strips. She's eating them.] [The footage cuts to her still on the boxes, toothpick in hand.] "I was unaware that there are those who prefer their meat to be cooked longer than 1 minute at best. It is supposed to lick the fire, not drown in it." She is almost heated about this topic, but immediately calms down and regains her composure. "I digress. After I understood the desired cook time, the task was easy to replicate. That is all." #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @acquittalTort

Ⱥdding Ⱥ g◯◯◯◯d helPing ◯f n◯◯◯◯◯k †◯ my #b◯ydiiinneeer #n§fw

funny as hell actually

If I catch you banging at th3 3v3nt ill put your a22 in that tr3buch3t and 23nd you at th3 hiv32t3m n3xt
EPISODE SUMMARY PART THE FINALE All the formatting for these is a work in progress. We'll work out the kinks as we go. THE SIGNATURE DISHES Jigsaw - Spaghetti: RAS, HUB 8, 13 Pretty good! But. Spaghetti. Kantan Amcray - the Natsoufflé: IMG, DEX, Cooking Bonus 9, 8 Impressive, though Chef Belier isn't a fan of the theming. Vixroy Altrom - Spit-roast featherbeast: GRT, APP, Cooking Bonus 6, 9 It doesn't work out great. Did you hunt a pigeon out the back? WROTHE AIARAY - ↘️oblong meat product with a little bit of yoghurt speared on.↘️: HUB, LVG, Microwave Bonus..? 12, 11 Godeux wants to hate it. He wants to hate it so bad. In the final edit it cuts to commercial before he can give his opinion. He loves it. He hates that he loves it. Larkin Delphi - Roasted Moobeast Marrow with Parsley and Mustardseed Salad: IMG, DEX, Cooking Bonus 6, 6 Chef makes a show out of spitting it out. Meenah Peixes - Big Fish, Small Pond: a blue jello poke cake with a photo of herself sitting in the middle of the jello. It's edible.: RAS, HUB, Cooking Bonus 9, 10 He doesn't like the theming, but he eats Meenah's photo anyways. He would've preferred a proper course over a dessert, but the skill on display is enough. Junoia Covela - Bulgogi Bibimbap: IMG, GRA 13, 12 Godeux, despite everything thus far, is extremely impressed that she doesn't cook professionally. He loves the dish. Karama Golthi - c< claM cHOwder iN a bread bOwl!: GRT, DEX, Cooking Bonus 8, 10 The timing is off enough that the bread is a bit too soggy. He likes the taste but dumps it anyways. Sawyer Mcroix - Shepard's pie: GRT, VIG, Cooking Bonus 7, 8 Nothing wrong with this by any means, but Chef still finds a way to criticize it. Lorn Ryder - Auntie's Spicy Pork Tamales: VIM, IMG, Cooking Bonus 13, 10 Godeux is so, so glad the yogurt hot dog doesn't win. There's a touching conversation about Lorn's family and everything here. Mintyl Tsurga - - Tagliatelle with smoked beastloin panacetta, crèmme fraîche... and some mmint. LOL! 😁: RAS, APP (Bonus for failing a Vigor roll hard enough) 10, 9, 4 The dish is competent enough but he despises Mint. Luckily(?) Mint is pathetic enough to keep around for the cameras. Jake English - Canned Pumpkin pie Godeux Belier screams obscenities and spittle into Jake's face and expels him from the competition on the spot when Jake tries to play it off and be cute. WINNER: LORN and the LIME TEAM ELIMINATED CONTESTANT: JAKE ENGLISH #AngelsNutritionblock
>>| hate the system, love the purplebloods.

is it )(uman? if so, yes. eut)(anize it immediately.
Alien houses are so weird. I was pretty sure that the slime cocoon thing was for sleeping in, given context clues, but I wasn't expecting my host to be so surprised that I didn't want to use it. I'm pretty sure I would drown and die if I tried to sleep in that stuff! Also slime is just a bad texture, but that might just be a me thing°❀.࿔
Kind of scared to explore this guy's house, his leech lusus thing might try to eat me°❀.࿔
Oh, wait! It could also be a windmill! The first one is an electronic you keep in your room when it's hot. The other generates power.
fuck the llanguage barrier is reall. sorry girll i underestimated the gap in our communications
idk does it spin around and push wind? if so, yeah!
weird question. its a cocoon. that you recuperate in during the day when you slleep.

https://64.media.tumblr.com/a657efefb0e54d02d8669d2d749487fd/0bf0f081196ea2df-ce/s2048x3072/22b442d5140a0433f6ac55fa58c5b59bdc2f2163.png #nsfw
*Hssssst* {〷} ok ok, whatt monθtter would you wanna fuck moθtt? #nθfw €〱 *paah*
the wind outside just made a trully horrifying, haunting noise that suddenlly makes me understand a llot of olld spooky stories. good gog.
i got too excited and realized i babbled my mouth too much on here. wish i realized that like an hour ago. ...whoops.

Who needs geni⟡alia when you have Novel⟡y Shades Collec⟡ion Check ou⟡ ⟡hese bad boys h⟡⟡ps://cdn.imgches⟡.com/files/dd9f3d99d36e.jpg ==⟢

↘️i am literally the only elite employee at this office to ever experience the grace and also joy of being able to effectively demolish a pickled and preserved, pink, foul smelling, oblong meat product.↘️ ↗️PURCHASED LOOSELY FROM A JAR AT A SCUTTLEBUGGY REFUEL STATION.↗️ ↘️wherein your bare prongs had to be inserted into the communal brine to remove it.↘️ ↗️FOR YOUR PERSONAL CONSUMPTION AND NUTRITIONAL PURPOSES ELSEWHERE.↗️ ↘️it is so good.↘️
Oh dear. All thisss bulge posssting. I appreciate the ssshamelessssssnessssss that chittr ssseemsss to bring you all to, to do sssuch a thing.
[⚙︎ 'S chi||. Everyone's gotta be punchin' down somewhere somehow. Good t'know someone's giving one of those machines some proper treatment. Wasn't even posting about you though I was just commenting on the bu|ge on the TL. :V ⚙︎]
Hello. I do not know what to ssay. Goodbye.
Detective Tip: Remember to take a nap. Just a little one. It'll be fine.
fuck this goddamn game. what d0 you MEAN the red mage b0ss can heal himself???
I REALLY THINK!!!!! you should give pescatarianism a shot!!!! GENTLE ON THE GUTS
I do not know what to say about this new... Account. I am surprised and somewhat appalled.

Me here at the Carb.o°nated Caravanserai are pr.o°ud t.o° ssay we supp.o°rt #TransRights

↘️wine does not expire.↘️ ↗️THAT IS LITERALLY A KEY ASPECT OF ITS FERMENTATION.↗️ ↘️low quality wine simply degrades in taste, flavor, and complexity.↘️
there'S this guy who can psychically see your bulge
»-♡→ L♡♡king at s♡me very b♡ld users sharing their inner th♡ughts... Has me a bit nerv♡us. Unsure if I can even be that f♡rward here. https://f2.t♡yh♡u.se/file/f2-t♡yh♡u-se/images/118980072_2♡GLk5yxtUIqvh1.png
cull the witch cull the witch
>>| cull the grubs #cullthegrubs

OK4Y F41R TH3Y N33D B3TT3R CONTROL OF 1T

OH TH4T'S JUST TH31R LUSUS DON'T WORRY 4BOUT 1T
That's a lot to take in, but I think I get the idea.°❀.࿔
Huh. Ok. So this is like a nursery planet or something?°❀.࿔
oh a leech custodian sounds very cute actually!
He said it looks after him but that sounds fake to me°❀.࿔
Please tell me it's not normal for trolls to have a giant white leech in their house? Please?!°❀.࿔

Shouldn't it be called "Flush(ed) Island" or something like that?
CRUSTACEANS FUN FACTS THE JAPANESE SPIDER CRAB CAN HAVE LEGS SPANNING 14 FEET HTTPS://I.POSTIMG.CC/FKNXY0HM/UNTITLED287-20260426153630.WEBP
someone asked if i wwanted to shoot the breeze and noww i got a wwounded egbert talkin my earfins off about blatherin nerdy nonsense do i do i shoot em again or
Omw you crazy son of a bitch
Thats still less lonely people

Think they'd just kill each other at the end of the day.
< There'ss no ssuch thing ass time playerss hiss neck jusst Did That. :>~
“There is no beginning, no middle, no end, no suspense, no moral, no causes, no effects. What we love in our books are the depths of many marvelous moments seen all at one time.” *Excerpt from Slaughterhive-Five by Kurrtt Vnegut Jr.
#lususbonding https://file.garrrden/acd7UAnzhB1Mhiy8/Untitled925_20260426150841.png

I have a queue of nine other trolls. But I'll get on it!
gfsbtiybdsgfldn°❀.࿔
Hello world! Don't tell my bo∆∆ I'm on here during my hour∆ plea∆e...
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Because I had i†, and I also processed i†s †roll.

#sicknastysunday Is Tonight, 8ring Your Quads, Your Crushes, Friends, Or Even A Complete Stranger, The More The Merrier! Here Are Some General Reminders Of What It's Going To 8e Like And 8asic Rules 1. No Culling: We're Not Cleaning Up Any Dead 8odies After The Party 2. Don't 8e A Dick: We're All Here For A Fun Time Don't 8e An Asshole (pitch Flirting Is Fine) some Other General Stuff Is, No Ruling On Clothing, Show Up Nude For All You Want. There Will 8e #su8stances, Already Have Some Stocked Up Here 8ut Feel Free To 8ring Your Own Long As We All Know What It Is And What's In It. Feel Free To Pail At The Party, Entire Point Of This 8itch To Get As Fucked Up As You Want, And If Getting Fucked Is How You Do That All The Power To You! #nsfw also A Huge Thank You To @a8jectdetermination For Help With Planning And Preparations –xoxo
Gin anyone pickets ootside o a hichbloods hive, their private property, they deserve tae dee. Thare are consequences for pathetic actions.

I think if you actually really want your kismesis to die and not in a funny haha way, You should get a different kismesis.
My finished work of BB02's lusus. A beau†iful beas†, if no† disappoin†ingly small. #gore #phonear†soi†sverybarren h††ps://cdn.imgches†.com/files/590792bb03e0.png

↘️that would be considered charity work.↘️ ↗️GREAT TAX DEDUCTION, POOR OPTICS.↗️ ↘️you have a hively sort of look.↘️
Everyone, it's #realtrizzahours. I let my ex out of his dungeon cell. I'm taking him shopping. Should he dress as a little court jester?

i put. a boy. in. an ant farm. what happens. next. will warm. your bloodpusher.
;; §-§udden urge to hit the intern§ with a §tapler. ;;
cant sit down , , , #actions #consequences ect ect

There are not enough hot beefy men on my timeline.
only 1 person decides if you like boys. me
i can be a yaoi boy when i try

species name: trilobite beetle. a very. unique looking. specimen. and among. my favorites. #beetleposting #beetlefacts https://c02.purpledshub.com/uploads/sites/62/2025/04/Trilobite-beetle.jpg

HTTPS://MEDIA.DISCORDAPP.NET/ATTACHMENTS/1491259804524609730/1497753394100572201/IMAGE.PNG?EX=69EEAB0C&IS=69ED598C&HM=20D68BE15B282D03D2123F33D1525FBCFDB6A519C1EBF5CB5D051951B0F109D3&=&FORMAT=WEBP&QUALITY=LOSSLESS&WIDTH=940&HEIGHT=519
Going to try to find a better place to camp. I can't stay up a tree forever.°❀.࿔
Singular fingers, regardless of species, don't go for much, unless you have a serious collector. People zoo having sorts. Sell it to someone morbidly obsessed with humans. Works out the best. // #dashwatching #violence (?) //
♯ get the g⨂⨂ber meal. ⨂h have y⨂u heard ⨂f the bibbler meal, it c⨂mes with cards. the flippy splinker burger is ⨂nly fifteen fucking tr⨂ll shillings f⨂r the same piece ⨂f shit but with a different sauce. d⨂n't y⨂u l⨂ve Media en⨂ugh t⨂ wanna buy a burger ⨂f it? like fuck ⨂⨂⨂⨂ffff i'm lichrally gettin a kebab fr⨂m a man that calls me b⨂ss

I wake up, I interact with every chit I see, I go back to sleep. It's simple.

When operating imperial drones, I must request you do not state “I’m finna whip this hoe” before preforming a risky maneuver. The drones are very expensive.

i should make friennds with more of you.

>> jeguડ fuck dude

//I remember when someone said Fiendish's face looked like a gimp mask I think about that a lot

c< .................................................................... i aM gOiNg.... 2 drOp a fucKiNg tree.... ON tHat bastards NugbONe, NO pitcH, NO quadraNts..... just deatH >c

all of you deserve good thinngs. i hope that every day has somethinng good.

:33< nyat only am i cute im hot too
sometimes i forget that people that i sometimes see in my real life are also on chittr. spooky.

I will say. Goldbloods are noʇ ʇ)+|e only one's w)+|o are capable ʇo muʇaʇe more ʇ)+|an one bulge. Iʇ's common in Seadwellers ʇoo. Or so I've )+|eard. #Nsfw. Also. Any muʇaʇion for any one casʇe is possible on every oʇ)+|er casʇe. Jusʇ depends on ʇ)+|e cards dealʇ.
1m s0rry h0w many hungry grubs?

>> Pertot, honey, ¡t meanડ Men 1ov¡ng Men.. ^ ^

🜏 ew. ♅

shoot 7our shot, that’ll tell 7ou
B33 < dont say that idk if my little heart can take it

i have a conspiracy theory tht the jigsaw account is jst a bro in disguise

c< ...tHat tracKs... >c

c< i MeaN, i liKe tHeM, sO, i guess? >c

૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა hello! hi! excuse⁀me! down⁀here!!! ⁀ i⁀like⁀them, they⁀seem⁀(V)ery⁀nice!!! they⁀are⁀a⁀good⁀shade!

Yeah, they're pretty rad actually.

I'v୭ s୭୭n w✧rs୭. ၊၊||၊ ၊၊||၊

BECAuSE SOME OTHER WISEASS JACKED MY SHIT. IT WAS NOT. WHERE I LEFT IT.
Can you write "Jeremy Weathers" in it? For funsies.

c< wHeN i Hit 10K Kult scOre, sHOuld i figHt iN figHtNigHt? >c

gotta say. 10/10 social media platform. i laug)(ed, i cried... outta laug)(ter. tormented some miserable lower castes and reminded everyone of my greatness. good work me. tomorrow's gonna be sus)(i nig)(t to reward myself of a job well done... after we do a resource pull on t)(is random planet out )(ere wit)( signs of life. )(e)(, signs of life. all i see is a sign for a deat)( warrant. arrivederci, planetoids! ROT IN )(---------------------ELL!

now i wanna meet your empress.

MOTHERFUCKIN GENIUS! WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT FIRST???

Aren't you sleeping

B3C4US3 1 L1CK 1T 4 LOT.
I t[][]ink so? Bot[][] participants [][]ad a robotic arm from w[][]at I remember. T[][]oug[][] I [][]ave been punc[][]ed in t[][]e temple since t[][]en...
hope it works! came naturally to me since i have extensive experience with ellectrics.

READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ NNNOT! NOT DOWN YET! ]
(Rust-bloods, baddies. Bronze-bloods, baddies. Gold-bloods, baddies. Olive-bloods, baddies! Jade, Baddies! Teals, guess what, they're baddies too. Cerulean, Indigo, Purple, Violet, and Fuchsia. All of them are baddies!!! Legally speaking I have never met a Lime-blood, but if I did you can bet you ass she was a baddie and I wanted to hit! #nsfw)<

I HATE IT, THANKS.

:33< efurryone knows the only good art purrogram is ms paint
[! would #@te t#!s but t#!s sounds l!ke @n @m@z!ng !de@ to put !nto @ @O3 f@nf!c.]

R4WR M34NS 1 LOV3 YOU 1N DR4GON, 1 HOP3 YOU GUYS KNOW TH4T. >:]

D4MN, SO 4LPH4...

H3Y, SOM3ON3 ON TH3 T1M3L1N3 R34LLY R33KS.
OK mah hand still hurtz so mah art iz a mess Dx but here iz mah NEW trollsona :3 she haz purple blood!! OC DO NOT STEAL https://images2.imgbox.com/ff/bb/DFYjIjg2_o.jpg
>>maybe its the same nun thats hunting me f^o^r sp^o^rt
₍^. .^₎⟆ Stup!d ch!ttr got me th!nk!ng about b!g sweaty bods purressS!ng down on me x3!! Augh!! !t’s a horr!ble n!ght to be alone for once! #nsfw꠹

>> ¡'ve been reheat¡ng th¡ડ ડame cup of tea repeated1y w¡thout actua11y dr¡nk¡ng ¡t ડmh How ¡ડ everybody'ડ n¡ght go¡ng?

K1SS1NG DO3S SOUND N1C3 R1GHT NOW. >:/

PRE-TRIAL MEDIATION! first stipulation is i want my client's earlier chitts officially redacted and preemptively considered improper character evidence and therefore admissible. no shot im letting the jury see any of this lmfao if you won't be agreeable in discovery then i'll keep it off the record some other way. like with my trusty battleaxe for example
Why the fuck can't you delete posts on this website? Service? Whatever it is.°❀.࿔
Also I got a spare moment to look at the profile of the purple nun(?) clown(?) lady who told me to go with a potentially malicious stranger (also purple) and. Hm. Don't like that!!! If most purples are like that, I will be running away Very Fast. Actual Nightmare Fuel.°❀.࿔
No clue where I am or where I'm being taken. Not sure if I believe the person who picked me up.°❀.࿔
THAT WOULD BE A SKILL ISSUE, THEN. VERY SAD!

Platonic chittr baddies

I do not argue with my Cabinet. They tell me I am stupid and I hang my head in shame, and then walk it off like a man by posting about it on Chittr.ing. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/chittr%20obamaverse/shit.png

When you think about it as the highbloods are the aristocracy, the midbloods are the middle class, and the lowbloods are the working class and impoverished, it makes a lot more sense.

I knew Zabrak was heavy, but Jesus Christ, he's heavy. #fightnight
"At no point have I ever debased myself as to interact physically with an alien. Pulling from their literary collective is NOT the same. It is frankly the larger insult to assume I would." *Direct quote by Laumve Revvkr
"Oh joy. You've resorted to further insults. I suppose you just don't have the mental capabilities for civil interaction." *Direct quote by Laumve Revvkr
"Darling, I'm pulling from both troll and human sources. This one is a human author." *Direct quote by Laumve Revvkr
"Feel free to dismiss yourself darling. You needn't stress yourself with thinking thoughts too hard for your thinkpan." *Direct quote by Laumve Revvkr
NEVERMIND APPARENTLY IT'S BLOOD!!! I am turning around and going back into the woods until I find somewhere that ISN'T literally Covered In Alien Blood As Decoration!!! Because WHAT THE FUCK!°❀.࿔

Y'all a$$$$$$hole$$$$ ever did tranq$$$ before? I got a friend who $$$ay$$$ he got $$$ome good $$$hit, but after I had to be revived following the homemade crack incident, I'm hone$$$tly a little more wary
((OOC Info: Wren (they/she) is a human who got teleported to Alternia and is now Stuck. Important: I am not looking for them to get rescued from Alternia -- I'm playing this like a horror/adventure survival thing. DMs are open both IC and OOC! For the record, people are welcome to have their characters kill Wren or otherwise cause their death! It won't stick, though. Your Name is WREN MERCULLIS. You are 25 years old and come from a planet called EARTH. You are very certain that you ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE. Help. Luckily, you had a survival kit with you when you were RUDELY TELEPORTED without warning, and so WON'T DIE IMMEDIATELY. Probably. You don't know this yet, but in the event that you DO DIE, your TIMELINE will REWIND, and you will WAKE UP before point of NO RETURN. As if from a NIGHTMARE. INVENTORY: Torch/Flashlight Matches Medical Kit Knife Swiss Army Knife Food Rations Water Bottle (1 litre) String Hairband Binoculars Comb Travel Toothbrush and Paste Spare Socks Death Count: 1))
Thank anything that might be listening! I found a weird thing on the floor and it seems to be some kind of alien phone?! It prompted me to set an account so I made something up on the spot. Is this thing on?! Can anyone read this and tell me where I am?!°❀.࿔

Blood Has Already Been Drawn. #icantstopwinning #fightnight #violence #suggestive
// the struggle of having to rp two chats at once

((yeah, really does lmao

(( Zabrak has too much chittr clout.
II mean you are not wrong. II only wii2h iit were a liittle ea2iier fiindiing niice 2kiirt2 that al2o have deep pocket2 and belt loop2. IImagiine my horror when II piicked up what looked two be a 2kiirt wiith ziipper cargo pocket2 only fiind out each and every pocket on iit wa2 entiirely decoratiive and iin2tead of a pocket on the iin2iide, there wa2 a 2triip of fabriic where the pocket 2hould have been. Had two fiix that paiir my2elf. Al2o the earth Women2 2iiziing 2y2tem2 are ab2olutely iin2ane, and one manufacturer2 2o called U216 ii2 another manufacturer'2 U210. The Men'2 2iiziing 2y2tem ii2 at lea2t a liittle more con2ii2tent, mo2t of the tiime but not alway2. Why have diifferent 2iiziing 2y2tem2 for diifferent 'human gender2', why can't iit be the 2ame, and why doe2 iit vary from manufacturer two manufacturer? II have al2o alway2 wondered why earth human2 appear two have triied two gender garment2, II mean II do know 2ome outfiit2 need two be cut diifferent two allow for certaiin piiece2 and part2 two fiit more properly, but 2peciifiically type2 of clothiing appeared two be frowned upon beiing worn by the opp2iite human gender, and that appeared two be ii22ue2 both for "women" weariing "men2" clothiing and for "men" two be weariing "women2" clothiing. There ii2/wa2 overlap, but 2ome thiing2 appear two have gotten you riidiiculed. 2iilly creature2. http2://cdn.iimgche2t.com/fiile2/6ef26021abc0.png

That did $$$omething to me, it probably $$$houldn’t have…

>> who or what ¡ડ th¡ડ even d¡rected at
-◯ᵔ◯✧ <( raising a new generation of nerds and i couldnt be more proud )

I've been informed that dickery is no longer considered socially fashionable. Unfortunately flaccid times we're living in.
Ugh. Grubswarm has me thinking about my old duties.

^^ It took a bit, but I think I finally know who my favorite Chittr users are. ^^

^^ Some people are just begging to be snatched up and played with like a tangle of yarn, I swear. ^^

^^ How easily people forget that rivalry is the root of blackrom. If I don't respect you, I'm not going to kiss you, stupid. ^^

^^ Well, I can applaud the survival instincts, at least. It's in pretty short supply around these parts! ^^

:33 < olive bloods suck

I am increasing to amount of chemicals that are pumped into the water in order to turn the frogs gay.
#llotiiiiestiittiies #nsfw Lotiie"s Tiittiies Update: Was goiing to take a niice piicture for everyone. Even posed up wiith a niice backdrop and everythiing, but Beemom wanted to get iin the piicture too!! Allso, no bra agaiin siince the llast one broke!! Diidn"t even llast a WEEK!! =:[ https://fiille.garden/aL4KPnPtcQ-uiiEQ5/Other/Lotiiiie%20bralless%202.png

fuck 1’m gonna be chuckl1ng to myself about th1s l1terally all n1ght fuck that was so funny
OH. RIGHT. WE ONLY HAVE ABOuT. FOuR DAYS LEFT BEFORE OuR GAME STARTS. SO. WISH ME. LuCK?
Nepeta Leijon is brutally destroyed in 10 minute beatdown scene by Omniman and Conquest
Um... Judgin' from th' "breeding" post I take it people really like t'do tha' @_@ #nsfw

https://chittr.ing/profile/scratchDoctor/78dfa098-e9cc-4f91-bb25-aa2318e080d1#reply-d7513477-6993-4b5e-8934-f77d9eb3a33f

Like my last reply to Doc Scratch so I can ratio that guy in the name of democracy. Thank you.

1'm not annoy1ng ? }:"^(
yes, i have the recipe tꙮ turn plastic intꙮ gꙮld. nꙮ, i wꙮn't reveal it. that wꙮuld wreck the ecꙮnꙮmy, and nꙮt in my favꙮr. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
yꙮu dꙮn't need candy. yꙮu dꙮn't need vegetables. yꙮu dꙮn't need meat. yꙮu need my prꙮduct. buy my prꙮduct. buy my prꙮduct. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
+WAVING to anyone scrolling BY!!! [:D]+

Now Th@t I'm Done Running @round @77 Over The P7@ce, I @m Going To $7eep. Good7ight Everybody Don't Go Cr@zy When The Re$t Of U$ @re $7eeping

🜏 II should drraw morre of you. Frreaky ass ♱rrolls look so fun ♱o drraw. . . ♅

Phuntr said that i shoould stoop poosting aboout toouching myself oonline watch me turn his advice intoo engagement bait voote heart foor noo and spades foor yes
wro+e a song for +he firs+ +ime in a li++le while
hTtPs://f2.ToYhOu.sE/FiLe/f2-ToYhOu-sE/ImAgEs/70190755_Hs3kW0WsJpLb2hL.PnG "HiLaRiTiEs 18:12 bLeSsEd bE ThE MoThEr fUcKeRs wHo sPiLl bLoOd aNd mIrTh uPoN ThE SoIl. FoR ThOsE WhO NoUrIsH ThEiR WrAtH AnD MiRtH In eQuAl mEaSuRe mAy fInD GrEaT CeLeBrAtIoN In oUr dArK CaRnIvAl." mAn... NeE D SuM WiCkEd eLiXiR tO Go wItH SoM E GoOd rEaDs.

>> 1mfao you're r¡ght Phuntr
you'RE either low or highblood based on the vibe aka if i like you or not
>>| .i'm having .a day .off! fuck yeah. no more bullcrap clients, no more whining .and no more .outfits. .i'm free. haven't been .on chittr like for sweeps. how's .everyone doing? how's .everyone .else dying .of boredom?

>> you are ડo hea1thy and norma1 !

Idk, you th3 on3 who a2k3d what you did on my po2t d32cribing how if 2om3on3 com32 through that door that aint 2om3on3 I know i2 a d3ad moth3rfuck3r.
don'T worry! i think it'S damaged enough

p1anetzide iz nice at the m0ment. quiet.

∻I need m☢re friends in my fucking chud life.∻

GOOD BUGSN4CKS TON1GHT.

had fun watching invincible but i must rest!!! good light!
Ɏ ca-a-alls ma-a-ake me nervous but i'm ha-a-appy for your frea-a-akphone Ɏ

c< gOOdligHt everyONe, iM gONNa,..... dO sOMe #substaNces, aNd Maybe dO sOMe #Nsfw tHiNgs... <;3 >c
im gonn∆ be honest you prob∆bly dont need ∆ll th∆t, bet plenty of people would be h∆ppy to "cooper∆te" if you ∆sked them

ap010giez. i think. i need t0 dizc0nnect my pa1mhuzk fr0m myze1f. there iz n0t much fi1ter thr0ugh a p0rt.
LMAO Listen if Jeff the Killer can prrropawse to Obama, and the Nepeta Council has accepted me as one of their own, I feel like just a smidge of offhanded undertale shipping can happen, mew~ 💖✨ ((Plus my gf and I have been rereading the comic together irl and I thought this was a fun way to talk abt that ic))
every time i pause to think about whether or not i need a new dress or skirt or negilgee, i recall how often these things are ripped off of me or stained beyond redemption with geneslime... and then i click purchase... <3 #nsfw

i am unzure whether t0 thank rankmaid 0r n0t. i am getting n0 w0rk d0ne. i am g0ing f0r a wa1k.

Ill fucking cull him. Why ar3 th3r3 2o many p3opl3 I want to cull lat3ly. Thought I told my23lf I wa2 gonna 2top doing that a long tim3 ago.

z0me 0f y0ur h0rnyp0zting iz way t00 detai1ed. #nzfw
maybe its that other hornyposting isnt detailled enough

c< id HOrNy pOst, but iM busy watcHiN tHe sHOw! >c

concept pt 2: a while later your matesprit in front of you your kismesis behind you “fuuuck i know i said be gentle but go harder make them choke on it fuck fuck fuck yeah” “haha seriously? you hear that? even your flushfling thinks you deserve to suffer” (tags: Matesprit/Reader/Kismesis, threesome, #rankworks, bottom reader, stuck in the middle, flushfic, pitchfic, double quad mention, the idea of the loving matesprit being a little naughty because your kismesis is there, rubbing off on them, kyaaa, double up, quadsmearing but not really, #nsfw, spitroasting, archive rating: E)
I'd join in on the hornyposts but honestsea, evvery moment my prongs are tangled in my bulge is a moment I'm not fuckin wworking and wwe can't havve none of that. The grind nevver stops. #nsfww

I Wonder How Long I Could Last With A Bulge Pressed Inside Of My Throat. I Figure I Could Probably Stay Conscious For A While, I've Had More Than Enough Practice, But It Would Be Fun To Test My Limit. #nsfwe #breathplay

I HATE MY GIRLFRIENDS THEY'RE REPULSIVE.
oh my. you all are very sexual on the timeline.

I cannot believe I pay that man real money. My Lord.
1'm actually 1n such desperate need 0f b1t1ng my partner's sh0ulder as they ra1l me 1nt0 a fuck1ng wall and suck1ng the1r bl00d #nsfwe
https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_1239.jpeg #MyTreasureNow

ᐖ ITZ OK MR TROLLBAMA I GET NOT NORMAL ABOUT HAWT MUSᑈLE GUYZ 2 ᐛ

I’m not normal again. #vagueposting

Can't Sleep. Self Explanatory. #nsfw

Praise be.

Encouraged, even.

I drive a scuttletruck I enj.o°y it greatly

man id totally kiss a boy right now for celebratory reasons 0u-

I am truly honored by the amount of citizens who rallied to my call. Thank you, truly. I will never forget this.

Thank god.. I thought I wa2 going to hav3 to canc3l Fight Night to go out on a war for v3ng3anc3 I'm 2o glad your3 back, Trollbama. Th3 Knight2 purpo23 will hav3 to wait for now.

This is the post that brought me back.

c< HONOrific discarded! >c

c< i guess i dONt Need tHis HONOrific NOw... >c

// I love him too much
look if the humans dont havve some sorta disgustin vvestigial tail like growwth comin out their backs they could at least provvide some vvisual evvidence like i need you to take a picture wwith your ass out your back bent in wwith your pussy barely peeking through from a loww angle wwith your face in it wwinking wwith your tongue out and your feet in it and your arches exposed your toes clenched and your torso at 3/4 rotation wwith your side boob and your nipples just out of sight wwith a choker on and panties around your wwaist wwith the middle pulled to the side and your hands through the sides of the panties lifting them upwward as your cheeks are out #nsfww #nsfwwe #eridansdiary

c< if it was Me, dONt wOrry, i wONt Hurt yOu, yOu seeM pretty cOOl >c

I hoope all oof yoour foolloowers will be highbloooods actually

dependz 0n the highb100d.

c< yeaH, tHatd dO it >c

h0rrib1e newz.
Has science figured out yet why milk goes so very well with cookies?? ❣︎
...God, fucking damn it. GUESS I GOTTA PUT IT OUT THERE. I'm not affiliated with that fucking Scratch that killed the President, in fact. I WAS IN OPPOSITION OF HIM. Don't come in my mentions tryina fuck me up. I'm DONE.
my pussy itches #nsfw

@xx$cenegr7xx $hirt Fini$hed Btw http$://i.ibb.co/67khn7mr/img-6912.png

Why is that fucking FREAK on my post? Also damn I'm pulling #purples for real just by being a little silly. Get that FREAK away from me.
what an odd feeling, like giggly rage! perhaps i have been missing oUt on attempting to Understand more of my species, erm, behavioUr. not that it woUld be sUperior to the species i’ve come to love, bUt there might be more…benefits than i expected!
Fuck dude i love the stupid fucking kitty, Fuck dude.
























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