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EPISODE SUMMARY PART THE FINALE All the formatting for these is a work in progress. We'll work out the kinks as we go. THE SIGNATURE DISHES Jigsaw - Spaghetti: RAS, HUB 8, 13 Pretty good! But. Spaghetti. Kantan Amcray - the Natsoufflé: IMG, DEX, Cooking Bonus 9, 8 Impressive, though Chef Belier isn't a fan of the theming. Vixroy Altrom - Spit-roast featherbeast: GRT, APP, Cooking Bonus 6, 9 It doesn't work out great. Did you hunt a pigeon out the back? WROTHE AIARAY - ↘️oblong meat product with a little bit of yoghurt speared on.↘️: HUB, LVG, Microwave Bonus..? 12, 11 Godeux wants to hate it. He wants to hate it so bad. In the final edit it cuts to commercial before he can give his opinion. He loves it. He hates that he loves it. Larkin Delphi - Roasted Moobeast Marrow with Parsley and Mustardseed Salad: IMG, DEX, Cooking Bonus 6, 6 Chef makes a show out of spitting it out. Meenah Peixes - Big Fish, Small Pond: a blue jello poke cake with a photo of herself sitting in the middle of the jello. It's edible.: RAS, HUB, Cooking Bonus 9, 10 He doesn't like the theming, but he eats Meenah's photo anyways. He would've preferred a proper course over a dessert, but the skill on display is enough. Junoia Covela - Bulgogi Bibimbap: IMG, GRA 13, 12 Godeux, despite everything thus far, is extremely impressed that she doesn't cook professionally. He loves the dish. Karama Golthi - c< claM cHOwder iN a bread bOwl!: GRT, DEX, Cooking Bonus 8, 10 The timing is off enough that the bread is a bit too soggy. He likes the taste but dumps it anyways. Sawyer Mcroix - Shepard's pie: GRT, VIG, Cooking Bonus 7, 8 Nothing wrong with this by any means, but Chef still finds a way to criticize it. Lorn Ryder - Auntie's Spicy Pork Tamales: VIM, IMG, Cooking Bonus 13, 10 Godeux is so, so glad the yogurt hot dog doesn't win. There's a touching conversation about Lorn's family and everything here. Mintyl Tsurga - - Tagliatelle with smoked beastloin panacetta, crèmme fraîche... and some mmint. LOL! 😁: RAS, APP (Bonus for failing a Vigor roll hard enough) 10, 9, 4 The dish is competent enough but he despises Mint. Luckily(?) Mint is pathetic enough to keep around for the cameras. Jake English - Canned Pumpkin pie Godeux Belier screams obscenities and spittle into Jake's face and expels him from the competition on the spot when Jake tries to play it off and be cute. WINNER: LORN and the LIME TEAM ELIMINATED CONTESTANT: JAKE ENGLISH #AngelsNutritionblock
is it )(uman? if so, yes. eut)(anize it immediately.
Alien houses are so weird. I was pretty sure that the slime cocoon thing was for sleeping in, given context clues, but I wasn't expecting my host to be so surprised that I didn't want to use it. I'm pretty sure I would drown and die if I tried to sleep in that stuff! Also slime is just a bad texture, but that might just be a me thing°❀.࿔
Kind of scared to explore this guy's house, his leech lusus thing might try to eat me°❀.࿔
Zhere is ALWAYS anozher way. Zrolls who can'z find anozher way zo feed zheir lusii are weak and cowardly.
Oh, wait! It could also be a windmill! The first one is an electronic you keep in your room when it's hot. The other generates power.
fuck the llanguage barrier is reall. sorry girll i underestimated the gap in our communications
idk does it spin around and push wind? if so, yeah!
weird question. its a cocoon. that you recuperate in during the day when you slleep.
*Hssssst* {〷} ok ok, whatt monθtter would you wanna fuck moθtt? #nθfw €〱 *paah*
the wind outside just made a trully horrifying, haunting noise that suddenlly makes me understand a llot of olld spooky stories. good gog.
i got too excited and realized i babbled my mouth too much on here. wish i realized that like an hour ago. ...whoops.
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↘️i am literally the only elite employee at this office to ever experience the grace and also joy of being able to effectively demolish a pickled and preserved, pink, foul smelling, oblong meat product.↘️ ↗️PURCHASED LOOSELY FROM A JAR AT A SCUTTLEBUGGY REFUEL STATION.↗️ ↘️wherein your bare prongs had to be inserted into the communal brine to remove it.↘️ ↗️FOR YOUR PERSONAL CONSUMPTION AND NUTRITIONAL PURPOSES ELSEWHERE.↗️ ↘️it is so good.↘️
Oh dear. All thisss bulge posssting. I appreciate the ssshamelessssssnessssss that chittr ssseemsss to bring you all to, to do sssuch a thing.
[⚙︎ 'S chi||. Everyone's gotta be punchin' down somewhere somehow. Good t'know someone's giving one of those machines some proper treatment. Wasn't even posting about you though I was just commenting on the bu|ge on the TL. :V ⚙︎]
gguys i𐕣s like 13-inches... maybe m𖦹re... #nsfw
Hello. I do not know what to ssay. Goodbye.
fuck this goddamn game. what d0 you MEAN the red mage b0ss can heal himself???
>>>(Not) to be confused with the illicit seer...
I REALLY THINK!!!!! you should give pescatarianism a shot!!!! GENTLE ON THE GUTS
I do not know what to say about this new... Account. I am surprised and somewhat appalled.

Me here at the Carb.o°nated Caravanserai are pr.o°ud t.o° ssay we supp.o°rt #TransRights

↘️wine does not expire.↘️ ↗️THAT IS LITERALLY A KEY ASPECT OF ITS FERMENTATION.↗️ ↘️low quality wine simply degrades in taste, flavor, and complexity.↘️
there'S this guy who can psychically see your bulge
... I only peeked-d at-t-t m-my p-palmhusk for a m-minut-te......... ;;
»-♡→ L♡♡king at s♡me very b♡ld users sharing their inner th♡ughts... Has me a bit nerv♡us. Unsure if I can even be that f♡rward here. https://f2.t♡yh♡u.se/file/f2-t♡yh♡u-se/images/118980072_2♡GLk5yxtUIqvh1.png
cull the witch cull the witch

OK4Y F41R TH3Y N33D B3TT3R CONTROL OF 1T

OH TH4T'S JUST TH31R LUSUS DON'T WORRY 4BOUT 1T
That's a lot to take in, but I think I get the idea.°❀.࿔
Huh. Ok. So this is like a nursery planet or something?°❀.࿔
oh a leech custodian sounds very cute actually!
He said it looks after him but that sounds fake to me°❀.࿔
Please tell me it's not normal for trolls to have a giant white leech in their house? Please?!°❀.࿔
>How do I apply for a permit to extrajudicially cull a violetblood for pissing me off?
CRUSTACEANS FUN FACTS THE JAPANESE SPIDER CRAB CAN HAVE LEGS SPANNING 14 FEET HTTPS://I.POSTIMG.CC/FKNXY0HM/UNTITLED287-20260426153630.WEBP
why am i the ⸳nly n⸳ise artist in the scene wh⸳ isn't a shirtless dude in a gimp mask?
♾️ respect f⸳r ✍️✍️ that shits hard... w⸳rds are hard.
>just stop typing verana, just stop typing
someone asked if i wwanted to shoot the breeze and noww i got a wwounded egbert talkin my earfins off about blatherin nerdy nonsense do i do i shoot em again or
< There'ss no ssuch thing ass time playerss hiss neck jusst Did That. :>~
“There is no beginning, no middle, no end, no suspense, no moral, no causes, no effects. What we love in our books are the depths of many marvelous moments seen all at one time.” *Excerpt from Slaughterhive-Five by Kurrtt Vnegut Jr.
#lususbonding https://file.garrrden/acd7UAnzhB1Mhiy8/Untitled925_20260426150841.png
gfsbtiybdsgfldn°❀.࿔
Hello world! Don't tell my bo∆∆ I'm on here during my hour∆ plea∆e...
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Because I had i†, and I also processed i†s †roll.
#sicknastysunday Is Tonight, 8ring Your Quads, Your Crushes, Friends, Or Even A Complete Stranger, The More The Merrier! Here Are Some General Reminders Of What It's Going To 8e Like And 8asic Rules 1. No Culling: We're Not Cleaning Up Any Dead 8odies After The Party 2. Don't 8e A Dick: We're All Here For A Fun Time Don't 8e An Asshole (pitch Flirting Is Fine) some Other General Stuff Is, No Ruling On Clothing, Show Up Nude For All You Want. There Will 8e #su8stances, Already Have Some Stocked Up Here 8ut Feel Free To 8ring Your Own Long As We All Know What It Is And What's In It. Feel Free To Pail At The Party, Entire Point Of This 8itch To Get As Fucked Up As You Want, And If Getting Fucked Is How You Do That All The Power To You! #nsfw also A Huge Thank You To @a8jectdetermination For Help With Planning And Preparations –xoxo
Gin anyone pickets ootside o a hichbloods hive, their private property, they deserve tae dee. Thare are consequences for pathetic actions.
My finished work of BB02's lusus. A beau†iful beas†, if no† disappoin†ingly small. #gore #phonear†soi†sverybarren h††ps://cdn.imgches†.com/files/590792bb03e0.png

↘️that would be considered charity work.↘️ ↗️GREAT TAX DEDUCTION, POOR OPTICS.↗️ ↘️you have a hively sort of look.↘️
Everyone, it's #realtrizzahours. I let my ex out of his dungeon cell. I'm taking him shopping. Should he dress as a little court jester?

i put. a boy. in. an ant farm. what happens. next. will warm. your bloodpusher.
;; §-§udden urge to hit the intern§ with a §tapler. ;;
cant sit down , , , #actions #consequences ect ect

There are not enough hot beefy men on my timeline.
only 1 person decides if you like boys. me

species name: trilobite beetle. a very. unique looking. specimen. and among. my favorites. #beetleposting #beetlefacts https://c02.purpledshub.com/uploads/sites/62/2025/04/Trilobite-beetle.jpg

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Going to try to find a better place to camp. I can't stay up a tree forever.°❀.࿔
Singular fingers, regardless of species, don't go for much, unless you have a serious collector. People zoo having sorts. Sell it to someone morbidly obsessed with humans. Works out the best. // #dashwatching #violence (?) //
♯ get the g⨂⨂ber meal. ⨂h have y⨂u heard ⨂f the bibbler meal, it c⨂mes with cards. the flippy splinker burger is ⨂nly fifteen fucking tr⨂ll shillings f⨂r the same piece ⨂f shit but with a different sauce. d⨂n't y⨂u l⨂ve Media en⨂ugh t⨂ wanna buy a burger ⨂f it? like fuck ⨂⨂⨂⨂ffff i'm lichrally gettin a kebab fr⨂m a man that calls me b⨂ss

When operating imperial drones, I must request you do not state “I’m finna whip this hoe” before preforming a risky maneuver. The drones are very expensive.

i should make friennds with more of you.
🌻🌻🌻 > I sometimes wonder how other trolls live... what their daily lives are like. It is fun to imagine taking some form of public transportation to a job, and standing around the water cooler speaking about what one might have done over the previous week's end. And after finishing work, one could go to a store or a restaurant! Or perhaps a place to perform their hobbies, like a location for sporting, or other games. And then, one could return hive, perhaps have friends or even a quadrant over. And when the night is over and the day is long, stretching over the horizon, one tucks themselves into bed, and rests soundly, ready for the next night to come. 8) < 🌻🌻🌻
I'm feelin' kinda hungry I could go for some noodles! (You're feelin' kinda hungry you could go for some noodles!)
(( I remember when someone said Fiendish's face looked like a gimp mask I think about that a lot ))
< YOU KNOW HE VERY WELL COULD BE TAKING REACTS AS ROMANTIC. THIS COULD BE DOING SOMETHING FOR HIM. #NOTSOVAGUEPOST >
c< .................................................................... i aM gOiNg.... 2 drOp a fucKiNg tree.... ON tHat bastards NugbONe, NO pitcH, NO quadraNts..... just deatH >c

all of you deserve good thinngs. i hope that every day has somethinng good.
:33< nyat only am i cute im hot too
sometimes i forget that people that i sometimes see in my real life are also on chittr. spooky.
I will say. Goldbloods are noʇ ʇ)+|e only one's w)+|o are capable ʇo muʇaʇe more ʇ)+|an one bulge. Iʇ's common in Seadwellers ʇoo. Or so I've )+|eard. #Nsfw. Also. Any muʇaʇion for any one casʇe is possible on every oʇ)+|er casʇe. Jusʇ depends on ʇ)+|e cards dealʇ.
1m s0rry h0w many hungry grubs?
>> Pertot, honey, ¡t meanડ Men 1ov¡ng Men.. ^ ^
🌻🌻🌻 > Hello! I am not entirely familiar with how to use this site, but I would like to learn. Thank you in advance for your patience and understanding. 🙇 < 🌻🌻🌻

shoot 7our shot, that’ll tell 7ou

i have a conspiracy theory tht the jigsaw account is jst a bro in disguise
who up being freaky. #nsfw
૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა hello! hi! excuse⁀me! down⁀here!!! ⁀ i⁀like⁀them, they⁀seem⁀(V)ery⁀nice!!! they⁀are⁀a⁀good⁀shade!

BECAuSE SOME OTHER WISEASS JACKED MY SHIT. IT WAS NOT. WHERE I LEFT IT.
Can you write "Jeremy Weathers" in it? For funsies.
c< wHeN i Hit 10K Kult scOre, sHOuld i figHt iN figHtNigHt? >c
gotta say. 10/10 social media platform. i laug)(ed, i cried... outta laug)(ter. tormented some miserable lower castes and reminded everyone of my greatness. good work me. tomorrow's gonna be sus)(i nig)(t to reward myself of a job well done... after we do a resource pull on t)(is random planet out )(ere wit)( signs of life. )(e)(, signs of life. all i see is a sign for a deat)( warrant. arrivederci, planetoids! ROT IN )(---------------------ELL!
stop fucking hatefucking each other on my post you both suck and are annoying
now i wanna meet your empress.
MOTHERFUCKIN GENIUS! WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT FIRST???
I t[][]ink so? Bot[][] participants [][]ad a robotic arm from w[][]at I remember. T[][]oug[][] I [][]ave been punc[][]ed in t[][]e temple since t[][]en...
hope it works! came naturally to me since i have extensive experience with ellectrics.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ NNNOT! NOT DOWN YET! ]
(Rust-bloods, baddies. Bronze-bloods, baddies. Gold-bloods, baddies. Olive-bloods, baddies! Jade, Baddies! Teals, guess what, they're baddies too. Cerulean, Indigo, Purple, Violet, and Fuchsia. All of them are baddies!!! Legally speaking I have never met a Lime-blood, but if I did you can bet you ass she was a baddie and I wanted to hit! #nsfw)<
:33< efurryone knows the only good art purrogram is ms paint
[! would #@te t#!s but t#!s sounds l!ke @n @m@z!ng !de@ to put !nto @ @O3 f@nf!c.]
I drew myself if y𖦹u guys care… h𐕣𐕣ps://file.garden/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/IMG_7377.jpeg
R4WR M34NS 1 LOV3 YOU 1N DR4GON, 1 HOP3 YOU GUYS KNOW TH4T. >:]

I'm tired. Perhaps I should delete myself. #selfharm
vwhy does evweryone vwanna flirt vwith me?
H3Y, SOM3ON3 ON TH3 T1M3L1N3 R34LLY R33KS.
OK mah hand still hurtz so mah art iz a mess Dx but here iz mah NEW trollsona :3 she haz purple blood!! OC DO NOT STEAL https://images2.imgbox.com/ff/bb/DFYjIjg2_o.jpg
>>maybe its the same nun thats hunting me f^o^r sp^o^rt
₍^. .^₎⟆ Stup!d ch!ttr got me th!nk!ng about b!g sweaty bods purressS!ng down on me x3!! Augh!! !t’s a horr!ble n!ght to be alone for once! #nsfw꠹
>> ¡'ve been reheat¡ng th¡ડ ડame cup of tea repeated1y w¡thout actua11y dr¡nk¡ng ¡t ડmh How ¡ડ everybody'ડ n¡ght go¡ng?
i 𐕣hink i s𐕣ill haven𐕣 f𖦹und any h𖦹𐕣 babes ye𐕣
>+. BOYFRIENDS ARE FOR POKING YOUR CLAWS INTO THEIR SOFT SPOTS .+<
K1SS1NG DO3S SOUND N1C3 R1GHT NOW. >:/
PRE-TRIAL MEDIATION! first stipulation is i want my client's earlier chitts officially redacted and preemptively considered improper character evidence and therefore admissible. no shot im letting the jury see any of this lmfao if you won't be agreeable in discovery then i'll keep it off the record some other way. like with my trusty battleaxe for example

K--<punishment for foolish users
Why the fuck can't you delete posts on this website? Service? Whatever it is.°❀.࿔
Also I got a spare moment to look at the profile of the purple nun(?) clown(?) lady who told me to go with a potentially malicious stranger (also purple) and. Hm. Don't like that!!! If most purples are like that, I will be running away Very Fast. Actual Nightmare Fuel.°❀.࿔
>>>(If) (You've) seen the various oblong meat stands >>>(Well) >>>((You're)) going to learn how the snausage is made
No clue where I am or where I'm being taken. Not sure if I believe the person who picked me up.°❀.࿔

I do not argue with my Cabinet. They tell me I am stupid and I hang my head in shame, and then walk it off like a man by posting about it on Chittr.ing. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/chittr%20obamaverse/shit.png
"At no point have I ever debased myself as to interact physically with an alien. Pulling from their literary collective is NOT the same. It is frankly the larger insult to assume I would." *Direct quote by Laumve Revvkr
"Oh joy. You've resorted to further insults. I suppose you just don't have the mental capabilities for civil interaction." *Direct quote by Laumve Revvkr
"Darling, I'm pulling from both troll and human sources. This one is a human author." *Direct quote by Laumve Revvkr
"Feel free to dismiss yourself darling. You needn't stress yourself with thinking thoughts too hard for your thinkpan." *Direct quote by Laumve Revvkr
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NEVERMIND APPARENTLY IT'S BLOOD!!! I am turning around and going back into the woods until I find somewhere that ISN'T literally Covered In Alien Blood As Decoration!!! Because WHAT THE FUCK!°❀.࿔
Y'all a$$$$$$hole$$$$ ever did tranq$$$ before? I got a friend who $$$ay$$$ he got $$$ome good $$$hit, but after I had to be revived following the homemade crack incident, I'm hone$$$tly a little more wary
((OOC Info: Wren (they/she) is a human who got teleported to Alternia and is now Stuck. Important: I am not looking for them to get rescued from Alternia -- I'm playing this like a horror/adventure survival thing. DMs are open both IC and OOC! Your Name is WREN MERCULLIS. You are 25 years old and come from a planet called EARTH. You are very certain that you ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE. Help. Luckily, you had a survival kit with you when you were RUDELY TELEPORTED without warning, and so WON'T DIE IMMEDIATELY. Probably. You don't know this yet, but in the event that you DO DIE, your TIMELINE will REWIND, and you will WAKE UP before point of NO RETURN. As if from a NIGHTMARE. INVENTORY: Torch/Flashlight Matches Medical Kit Knife Swiss Army Knife Food Rations Water Bottle (1 litre) String Hairband Binoculars Comb Travel Toothbrush and Paste Spare Socks Death Count: 1))
Thank anything that might be listening! I found a weird thing on the floor and it seems to be some kind of alien phone?! It prompted me to set an account so I made something up on the spot. Is this thing on?! Can anyone read this and tell me where I am?!°❀.࿔
Blood Has Already Been Drawn. #icantstopwinning #fightnight #violence #suggestive
// the struggle of having to rp two chats at once
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That did $$$omething to me, it probably $$$houldn’t have…
>> who or what ¡ડ th¡ડ even d¡rected at
-◯ᵔ◯✧ <( raising a new generation of nerds and i couldnt be more proud )
Ugh. Grubswarm has me thinking about my old duties.
I - don't care for it - I am - just curious >
Why - are - people - posting - signs - ... >
^^ It took a bit, but I think I finally know who my favorite Chittr users are. ^^
^^ Some people are just begging to be snatched up and played with like a tangle of yarn, I swear. ^^
^^ How easily people forget that rivalry is the root of blackrom. If I don't respect you, I'm not going to kiss you, stupid. ^^
^^ Well, I can applaud the survival instincts, at least. It's in pretty short supply around these parts! ^^

I am increasing to amount of chemicals that are pumped into the water in order to turn the frogs gay.
#llotiiiiestiittiies #nsfw Lotiie"s Tiittiies Update: Was goiing to take a niice piicture for everyone. Even posed up wiith a niice backdrop and everythiing, but Beemom wanted to get iin the piicture too!! Allso, no bra agaiin siince the llast one broke!! Diidn"t even llast a WEEK!! =:[ https://fiille.garden/aL4KPnPtcQ-uiiEQ5/Other/Lotiiiie%20bralless%202.png
I stand with The Fiendish #MatespritIslandsupportsFiendish
OH. RIGHT. WE ONLY HAVE ABOuT. FOuR DAYS LEFT BEFORE OuR GAME STARTS. SO. WISH ME. LuCK?
3833 < I'm not submissive and breedable!!! > 3833 < I am a NUISANCE!!! > (#nsfw ig)
Nepeta Leijon is brutally destroyed in 10 minute beatdown scene by Omniman and Conquest
Um... Judgin' from th' "breeding" post I take it people really like t'do tha' @_@ #nsfw

https://chittr.ing/profile/scratchDoctor/78dfa098-e9cc-4f91-bb25-aa2318e080d1#reply-d7513477-6993-4b5e-8934-f77d9eb3a33f

Like my last reply to Doc Scratch so I can ratio that guy in the name of democracy. Thank you.
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yꙮu dꙮn't need candy. yꙮu dꙮn't need vegetables. yꙮu dꙮn't need meat. yꙮu need my prꙮduct. buy my prꙮduct. buy my prꙮduct. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
+WAVING to anyone scrolling BY!!! [:D]+
Now Th@t I'm Done Running @round @77 Over The P7@ce, I @m Going To $7eep. Good7ight Everybody Don't Go Cr@zy When The Re$t Of U$ @re $7eeping

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wro+e a song for +he firs+ +ime in a li++le while
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you'RE either low or highblood based on the vibe aka if i like you or not
>> you are ડo hea1thy and norma1 !

Idk, you th3 on3 who a2k3d what you did on my po2t d32cribing how if 2om3on3 com32 through that door that aint 2om3on3 I know i2 a d3ad moth3rfuck3r.
don'T worry! i think it'S damaged enough
∻I need m☢re friends in my fucking chud life.∻

GOOD BUGSN4CKS TON1GHT.
had fun watching invincible but i must rest!!! good light!
Ɏ ca-a-alls ma-a-ake me nervous but i'm ha-a-appy for your frea-a-akphone Ɏ
c< gOOdligHt everyONe, iM gONNa,..... dO sOMe #substaNces, aNd Maybe dO sOMe #Nsfw tHiNgs... <;3 >c
im gonn∆ be honest you prob∆bly dont need ∆ll th∆t, bet plenty of people would be h∆ppy to "cooper∆te" if you ∆sked them
anyone know w↔ere i can get some #substances t↔at'll make lowbloods a little more cooperative~? somet↔ing i can slip in t↔eir drink maybe~? #nsfwe
↔ey lowbloods, if you wanna c↔eer me on at fig↔t nig↔t wear your skimpiest clot↔es~ and also let me take pictures~ t↔oug↔ i guess it doesn't really matter if you let me or not i'll be doing it anyway~ #nsfwe
to all t↔e lowbloods w↔o like my c↔its, know t↔at i pail myself to you all frequently and also t↔at i could track you down and cull you at any moment~ <3 (or <3< i'm not picky~) #nsfw #nsfwe
LMAO Listen if Jeff the Killer can prrropawse to Obama, and the Nepeta Council has accepted me as one of their own, I feel like just a smidge of offhanded undertale shipping can happen, mew~ 💖✨ ((Plus my gf and I have been rereading the comic together irl and I thought this was a fun way to talk abt that ic))
every time i pause to think about whether or not i need a new dress or skirt or negilgee, i recall how often these things are ripped off of me or stained beyond redemption with geneslime... and then i click purchase... <3 #nsfw

Ill fucking cull him. Why ar3 th3r3 2o many p3opl3 I want to cull lat3ly. Thought I told my23lf I wa2 gonna 2top doing that a long tim3 ago.
maybe its that other hornyposting isnt detailled enough
c< id HOrNy pOst, but iM busy watcHiN tHe sHOw! >c

concept pt 2: a while later your matesprit in front of you your kismesis behind you “fuuuck i know i said be gentle but go harder make them choke on it fuck fuck fuck yeah” “haha seriously? you hear that? even your flushfling thinks you deserve to suffer” (tags: Matesprit/Reader/Kismesis, threesome, bottom reader, stuck in the middle, flushfic, pitchfic, double quad mention, the idea of the loving matesprit being a little naughty because your kismesis is there, rubbing off on them, kyaaa, double up, quadsmearing but not really, #nsfw, spitroasting, archive rating: E)
I'd join in on the hornyposts but honestsea, evvery moment my prongs are tangled in my bulge is a moment I'm not fuckin wworking and wwe can't havve none of that. The grind nevver stops. #nsfww
I Wonder How Long I Could Last With A Bulge Pressed Inside Of My Throat. I Figure I Could Probably Stay Conscious For A While, I've Had More Than Enough Practice, But It Would Be Fun To Test My Limit. #nsfwe #breathplay
I HATE MY GIRLFRIENDS THEY'RE REPULSIVE.
oh my. you all are very sexual on the timeline.

I cannot believe I pay that man real money. My Lord.
1'm actually 1n such desperate need 0f b1t1ng my partner's sh0ulder as they ra1l me 1nt0 a fuck1ng wall and suck1ng the1r bl00d #nsfwe
https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_1239.jpeg #MyTreasureNow
ᐖ ITZ OK MR TROLLBAMA I GET NOT NORMAL ABOUT HAWT MUSᑈLE GUYZ 2 ᐛ

I’m not normal again. #vagueposting

Praise be.

Encouraged, even.

I drive a scuttletruck I enj.o°y it greatly
man id totally kiss a boy right now for celebratory reasons 0u-

I am truly honored by the amount of citizens who rallied to my call. Thank you, truly. I will never forget this.

Thank god.. I thought I wa2 going to hav3 to canc3l Fight Night to go out on a war for v3ng3anc3 I'm 2o glad your3 back, Trollbama. Th3 Knight2 purpo23 will hav3 to wait for now.

This is the post that brought me back.
c< i guess i dONt Need tHis HONOrific NOw... >c
sighhh what ever happened to "yes and" in rp 😔
look if the humans dont havve some sorta disgustin vvestigial tail like growwth comin out their backs they could at least provvide some vvisual evvidence like i need you to take a picture wwith your ass out your back bent in wwith your pussy barely peeking through from a loww angle wwith your face in it wwinking wwith your tongue out and your feet in it and your arches exposed your toes clenched and your torso at 3/4 rotation wwith your side boob and your nipples just out of sight wwith a choker on and panties around your wwaist wwith the middle pulled to the side and your hands through the sides of the panties lifting them upwward as your cheeks are out #nsfww #nsfwwe #eridansdiary
c< if it was Me, dONt wOrry, i wONt Hurt yOu, yOu seeM pretty cOOl >c

I hoope all oof yoour foolloowers will be highbloooods actually
Not accepting anymore applicants but be sure to remind yourself next season is Kismesis!
Casting call! DM me for more info! (( this is not a fucking ai thing dont worry im not a degenerate ))
Has science figured out yet why milk goes so very well with cookies?? ❣︎

...God, fucking damn it. GUESS I GOTTA PUT IT OUT THERE. I'm not affiliated with that fucking Scratch that killed the President, in fact. I WAS IN OPPOSITION OF HIM. Don't come in my mentions tryina fuck me up. I'm DONE.
@xx$cenegr7xx $hirt Fini$hed Btw http$://i.ibb.co/67khn7mr/img-6912.png
what an odd feeling, like giggly rage! perhaps i have been missing oUt on attempting to Understand more of my species, erm, behavioUr. not that it woUld be sUperior to the species i’ve come to love, bUt there might be more…benefits than i expected!
Fuck dude i love the stupid fucking kitty, Fuck dude.











































































































