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#funny

i MUST SAY, mY VERY, sLEEK AND ANGULAR BUDDY, @TECHNICALLYtIMAEUS, iS A MASTER WHEN, iT COMES TO GR1NDING AND, tAKING ME FOR A RIDE, wE WENT ON A BIT OF A TOUR THROUGH, tHE W1LD CANYONS OF rOUTE 374544, sEEKING OUT, tHE RARE AND ELUSIVE, sOARAMOUSE, bUT WHAT WE REALLY FOUND, aLONG THE WAY, wAS FRIENDSHIP, cOMMONALITIES AND, a SHARED ADMIRATION, fOR COOL AND BADASS, aUTOMOBILES, tHAT IS TO SAY, h1S CURRENT CHASSIS, hE REALLY IS, sO TIGHT, iN THE SENSE OF, bEING COOL AND AWESOME, i COULD BARELY FIT INSIDE H1M, wHAT WITH THE LENGTH, oF MY HORNS BUT, tHEN WE WERE OFF, fOR A B1T OF A BUMPY RIDE, bUT A LOT OF G...Read more

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Ratio: 1.58

i yelled riichi but they still sucking on mahjong #funny

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Everyone loves me, of course. Everyone except the Chittr user reading this. Yes, you! You're missing out. Hop on the handwagon before it's too late. Join my fanclub. #funny

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What if chittr had WhatsApp? sylink: i NEED doomed yuri rankmaid: i NEED doomed yuri kris: slow motion beam trollbama: my fellow alternians. i NEED yaoi suntzu: hey guys its me suntzu #funny

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Car pool tunnel syndrome? Just don't drive down that tunnel? #funny

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Total: 32
Ratio: 3.57

☬ Yet Another Assassination Attempt On Me. Poor Fool Tripped On His Shoelace Right As He Charged At Me.

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#nsfw #funny

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Girlbugle.

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"i Was Going To Ask Something But I Noticed You Changed The Thing Again...it Looks Like We're Allowed To Freak It 👀 Are We...are We Allowed Sire????" First Of All. #funny #didlaugh Second Of All, I Suppose. Don't Expect Me To Actually Touch You Though. You Are Alone With Your Desperation. #positive #nsfw #nsfc #larksoama https://tally.so/r/449eay

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Total: 15
Ratio: 0.50

- https://i.ibb.co/BKFKmmZXb/immage.png #Funny #LOL #ROFLCOPTER

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Ratio: 7.00

Interesting.

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After receiving feedback from my Antisocial Media Mangleger, I have created a #Meme. Feel free to share your thoughts. #Funny #Humor #Lulz https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/adde5af682df.jpg - MC Oleana

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Ratio: 2.07

Somebody just came to me for advice. #Funny #comedy

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HELLO CHITTR! TODAY FELT LIKE THE PERFECT DAY TO REMIND EVERYONE THAT THE VARIOUS DIFFERENT ALTERNATE ACCOUNTS UNDER THE SAME EXACT NAMES ARE *ACTUALLY* ALL DISTINCT AND DIFFERENT PEOPLE. WHEN YOU MESSAGE ONE, THAT DOES NOT MEAN THAT THE PERSON YOU ARE ATTEMPTING TO MESSAGE RECEIVES THAT FUNNY QUIP OR HILARIOUS IMAGE YOU SENT THEM. INSTEAD, SOME COMPLETE STRANGER MAY BE READING YOUR MAIL INSTEAD! IMAGINE SENDING MAIL TO A COMPLETE STRANGER. WHAT A *FOOL* THAT WOULD MAKE YOU! #APRIL #FOOLS #JOKES #JAPES #JAPERY #FUNNY #UNSERIOUS #BUSINESS SEND POST.

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\/\/\/\/hat in Her Imperious Condescension’s Armoire did ye just bark at me, ye scur\/\/y bilgerat? I’ll ha\/\/e ye kno\/\/\/\/ I be the meanest Orphaner this side o' port, and I’\/\/e led numerous raids on lo\/\/\/\/blood lusii, and assassinated a thousand suitors. I be trained in hit-and-run orphaning and be the deadliest \/\/\/\/ith a riflekind of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ s\/\/\/\/ag. I’ll ha\/\/e yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like ne\/\/er been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your ne\/\/\/\/fangled computing de\/\/ice?...Read more

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Total: 31
Ratio: 14.50

♯ATTENTION ♯ALL ♯CLOWNS do i get ♯spared if im ♯funny

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♯violence is always the answer because ♯its ♯funny

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