♦ pitied by @featherbeastOpponent
🜏 IIM PLAYIING FUXKIING AMONG US LƐAVƐ MƐ ALONƐ YOU NƐƐDY IIRRRRII♱A♱IING BABY ♅
You are dead. In almost every sense of the word. Corporeally, you died in the early days of the BEFORAN EMPIRE'S interstellar expansion. But your pusher died long, long before that. You were once a DASHING RADICULL TERRORIST fighting the good fight against stifling tyranny with your beloved. Now, you are just a husk. In your heyday you were considered one of the most FREE-SPIRITED REBELS Beforus had ever known, and you were famous for your aloofness and cocky attitude. They just couldn't catch you, nor your partner and love of your life. Until they did get her, and nothing was the same ever again. After a BOTCHED RESCUE, all hope was lost, and you dedicated every waking moment for the rest of your life to building power from the shadows, hoping to bring one last great devastation upon the Empire, even if it killed you. It did. And you didn't even accomplish anything, besides a whole lot of dead civilians. You are called THE SILLENCE, a reminder of the only thing to be heard in the wake of that terrible bomb. Your legacy forgotten in time, succeeded only by your nameless ward. Now, you rot in the ashes of your regret.
Why is t.o°night the night a bunch .o°f weird .o°lder perverts all c.o°me aline t.o° p.o°st ab.o°ut their .o°fficew.o°rk perversi.o°ns this is yet aN.o°ther reas.o°n why white-c.o°llared w.o°rk is n.o°t besuited t.o° me
_ similar, [Y]et, different [Th]e, differences [In] details, [Ar]e [I]mportant
crazy what thinking about a guy purring can do to you
₊๋⭑⏾۫ ׅ⭐︎is it høt in here ør is it just me #hørnypøsting #nsfw #iwanttøbeknøttedbyJade˚.⭒
slur tier list (not comprehensivve feel free to collaborate in the replies) S - faygocel (coined by @caligulaAscendit) / finless / drowwner / dirtsniffer / gutterblood (a classic. evveryone knowws this one) / gillslut A - assblood / scumblood / cronus / clodhopper / B - pissblood / shitblood / foulblood / bucket fondler / peasantblood / brinesucker C - swwillblood / rusty / limey / fudgeblood / snotblood / mustardblood / mudcrawwler / scumsucker / saltlick D - wwader / chumbucket / cavviar
>>| yawned so hard that my jaw got stuck. .i had to .ask my coworker to punch me for .a fix. .i'm good.
o-|= well art thou brave! but i shall not praise thou for anything else as thy evil has to be put to a stop! =>
IF ANYTHING BAD EVER HAPPENED TO ANY OF MY PARTNERS, MATESPRITS OR WIFE, I WOULD CULL EVERY PERSON RESPONSIBLE FOR IT, I LOVE THEM ALL SO MUCH. #VIOLENCE.
nhhhh two hours of bulge stroking isn't enough i neeD someone here now!!,,,,.,,,.,,,., #nsfw
I'm already fretting on what I'm meant to 8e posting here... I'm really not sure!
o-|= vanquishing the forces of evil #knightposting =>
♤ i live another day, i suppose. ♤
˖⁺‧₊˚ You can look but you can't touch~ [A photo attachment. Alaina was laid back on a soft and cushy restslab. Her chubby legs were spread, and one of her hands was spreading the folds of her nook apart. It looked a bit damp, possibly from arousal. Her face was visible in the photo, and it displayed a smug smirk, her tongue resting on her lower lip as her upper teeth bit down gently.] #NSFW ˚₊‧⁺˖
these cluckbeast str1ps are great tho ngl
c< tHats.... uNderstaNdable, but, i Must asK yOu 2 refraiN? >c
⋆⁺‧₊☽ I think it's crucial t' add tha' my needs as a Fuchsia at th' top of th' caste system are minimal/nowhere near important enough t' overshadow or override th' needs of others!!! M' subjects shall not feel oppressed with me! 'Opefully. ☾₊‧⁺⋆
I GIVE 110% FOR MY EMPLOYERS! IF MY SUPERIORS TELL ME TO JUMP, I ASK HOW HIGH! IF MY SUPERIORS TELL ME TO STAY AND WORK OVERLIGHT, I DO IT! IF THEY ASK ME TO BARK, I DROP TO ALL FOURS AND WAG MY PROVERBIAL TAIL! NOBODY IN THIS COMPANY DOES IT LIKE I DO! 𓂃✍︎
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the conundrum of being bored and being unable to come up with anything worth actually spending time on
wwhhaatt ddooee ss, iitt mmeeaann,, wwhheenn yyoouurr ccoowwoorrkkeerrss,, ccaallll yyoouu ggoooodd ddooggggyy ,,? -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
I love when cchittr iss feeling horny. essp for clownss. feelss like I'm witth my people. #nssfw
my fuck1ng head hurts l1ke a b1tch
i am sleepy and yet i persist
i feel it in my pusher.. somethin horrible just happened 2 one of my top kins..
Almost died. I was stepping into the shower and slipped thank God I caught myself and only have a big ass bruise.
♤ Actually... Would Anyone Even Be Surprised To Learn That I Have A Submissive Side? Would Anyone Care? #Nsfw ♤
c< gOg daMN~ >c
AND IM SSAYING THAT I GENUINE/Y COU/DNT CARE /ESSSS ABOUT YOU OR WHAT YOU DO >8/ I REGRET MY ACTIONSS AND I AM SSIMP/Y EXPRESSSSING THAT >8/
NOT YOUR PROB/EM >8/
>8/ WISH I HADNT C/ICKED ON THISS NOW >8/ SSORRY VIXROY >8{
I think #rubmlleindapumpkinpatch might be llewd. #nsfw. Good heavens.
What the fuck do you mean by "might be?"
Not Disrespectful At All, That Is Just " Tru Fax ".
Do You Think If I Wrapped Myself In Tinfoil The Drones Wouldn't Be Able To Detect Me? This Is Just A Thought Exercise But Also Please Answer Honestly.
RAWR!Shout out to @featherbeastOpponent for absolutely HANGING bulge. Not to mention that Goldblood x2 boost. Couldn't really get both in at the same time but I WILL be prepping to try again xoxo #nsfwXD!!!!!!
:33< i love being pansexmewal its epic and fun!!!
Anyone hosting a party? Asking for no reason, definitely Won't crash it. :)
RAWR!High-key needy af rn.. Any guys with a bulge bigger than my torso online? I'm willing to risk it. #nsfwXD!!!!!!
-=[🐭⁉️_☺]=-
"touch starved" is a really stupid term but "skin hunger" is significantly worse i need people to say neither of these interchangeable terms to me
>+. I ACTUALLY STILL DON'T HAVE AN URGE FOR DEGENERACY YET I'M JUST GONNA GO SIT WITH MY CHICKENS .+<
Thanks man xooxoo
i don't deserve her / she's way too perfect
c< seveNteeN? ive lOst cOuNt, at tHis pOiNt, #MylOssstreaK >c
[+] i'm attraCted to aLL sorts of foLks, but aLL the hottest peopLe are trans. i dont make the ruLes. just faCts.
Let's all be nice too me foor a minute
qUitting My Day Job To Become An Ornamental Hermit
♤ Somehow, I Keep Finding Myself In Situations Where I'm Pailing With People. Yet, Somehow, I Bottom Only About 20% Of The Time. Weird. #Nsfw ♤
My hungry ass could not be a mirror.
Having a little sleepover at a bronzeblood friends hive~
c< sOMetiMes i dONt uNderstaNd wHy i feel tHe way i dO, but.... its just tHe way i feel, ya get Me? Hell, i dONt KNOw wHetHer id ratHer be a lOwer caste, a HuMaN, Or.... dead, but, iM NOt a faN Of beiN assOciated witH clOwNs, 4 all tHats wOrtH >c
Everything is normal.
c< #KaraMasAMA @featHerbeastOppONeNt asKs: wHy is yOur text grey but everytHiNg else purple. aNswer: 4 readability! aNd because i Hate beiN a purpleblOOd, ill be sO fucKiNg 4 real tHaNKs 4 tHe questiON! >c
maybe i should start an extermination business. i cant be the only one in need
i love ragebaiting people by being annoying
No luck from me :( I'm blocked as well. What's going on???? ❣︎
i don’t really wanna air his dirty laundry not MMy place n all but soMMethin happened he ain’t hurt or nothin just soMMethin personal n bad
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One does not know of this "PAILING season". The Dark One thinks it's just made up by DESPERATE TROLLS. Ʒ
IMMA RECUPERACOON NOW >8P #S/EEPYTIME
YEAH I SSTARTED DOING THAT ASS A JOKE BUT I HAVENT REA//Y SSTOPPED AND WE HAVENT ACTUA//Y SSPOKEN A// THAT MUCH >8/
>+. MY FAVORITE BOYFRIEND IS IN MUSCLE THEATER 🤤 .+<
WHO ME >8? PA/E FEE/INGS >8? YOU KNOW I HAVENT ACTUA//Y THOUGHT ABOUT IT >8/
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=>>this is My first tiMe getting a call frøM søMeøne saying they want tø speak tø My Manager!! kinda nervøus...>>>
>83
If he’s interested in Earth-C terrorists, I don’t want him.
This Feels Like Both A Compliment And An Insult For Some Reason.
Obviously those classified as terrorists shouldn’t hit on my Secretary of Defense. I thought that was common sense.
- You are such a transparent pitch flirt that it wraps around to being kind of pitiful. Hahah. Awww 🤣☺️
- I';ve never taken the safe way before 🤣🤣 #DangerousMintyll
i thot that was a fuckin safeway profile badge 💀
D —> It’s true that in my adolescence I was known to accidentally break bust bend rust upend and/or shatter anything that I laid even the barest fluttering touch upon D —> Until I learned the ways of self-control to hold myself tight as an adamantine fist D —> But my status is not about the e%treme STRENGTH and overall unparalleled physical prowess I possess D —> It is about presence D —> An e%actly tailored suit D —> Crisp tie D —> Strutlimbs metaphorically painted in leather D —> Faux leather that is #SaveTheLusii D —> Ocular correction lenses placed just so upon the sniffnub D —> One c001 100k over the frames is worth a thousand densely veined throbbing glistening muscles of my bicep D —> I am like the matriarch hoofbeast who needs only turn her dark ganderbulb towards the enemy to remind them that the herd is under her protection D —> That is true power D —> Learn from it
She's really soft. https://i.ibb.co/391Yftpb/20260515-232615.jpg https://i.ibb.co/ynsmPkBr/20260515-232721.jpg https://i.ibb.co/xKKWN9MP/20260515-232728.jpg
Very cooll that I have a veritablle Llegion of beautifull women to regullarlly embarrass mysellf in front of onlline. Everybody I know is saying this
=Th€ h€mosp€ctrum shou|d tak€ into account b|ood f|ow, |ik€ this chit so th€ cond€sc€ s€€s it
Ho ho ho, Merry May 15th! Or, as me and the caked up thigh gapped baddies like to call it: Merry arch your back so hard you throw out a hip day! #nsfw
8=8 > my hungry ass could not be a lusus
🥛i Am The Milkman :)🐄
[Junoia is smoking outside as the lights of the mediculler buggy fades way.] “Honestly, I was hoping to see him improve. I saw a light briefly, but fate being a cruel mistress does not want to see that. I am not the judge of this competition, Larkin should have stayed, that’s some bullshit. Whatever.” #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @acquittalTort
Am I o+ut o+f to+uch with the tro+ll I used to+ be? What happened to+ the so+cial battery I o+nce had, so+ no+table it was infamo+us? I go+t to+ this party and feel immediately o+verwhelmed by the sheer vo+lume o+f participants.
I need to stop crying over stupid men ૮ ◞ ﻌ ◟ ა
I never considered quadrants in llife... Did not think I was capablle of even feelling the desire.
It pisses me ooff when Lizzies get culled foor dumb shit. That's a perfectly gooood sex tooy and yoou're just toossing it oout like that? I guess there's a loot oof them too goo aroound but still #nsfw #nsfwe #coopypasta #dashwatching
[⚙︎ Fuck I sti|| can't be|ieve I did that |ast |ight. I gotta recheck and make sure my kit is sti|| functiona|. Maybe I'|| find a party to go to tonight. Fo||ow up with some of my contacts. ⚙︎]
∙☾__☽ see this is a good one all lowblood take notes
it's easier for you to shut the fuck up for once than it us to get a hive
Okay, first of all, "hiveless," which I'm going to assume is the troll equivalent of homeless people, cannot just get a home so easily; it takes time and effort. Second, some people don't have money or the access to food, and third, some people have insomnia, or personally, I have kids; they never can sleep when I want them to. Lastly I hate you.
c< rigHt, yeaH, i 4gOt He prOpHesized My deatH, well, He was wrONg, wHatever >c
c< tHe fucK dO yOu MeaN by tHat? iM NOt dead yet! >c
× Hopefully Not Growving Pains..? If It's Bad Enough To Notice ×
i haven't done a show in a while / name places near outglut
⚓︎ f〰ck off
⚓︎ f〰ckin hate all a yo〰
⚓︎ can yo〰 all at least lea〰e sherry's name o〰tta yo〰r mo〰th for f〰ckin real
It's not cow-ar-dice, it's "I take no bull-shit"
Crocker Corp. Would be nothing without it!
ANGELS' NUTRITIONBLOCK EPISODE 3 SUMMARY PART C DINNER SERVICE SPECIAL THEME: ROADKILL RED TEAM: **RED TEAM** Kantan (Entree 1): VIM = 4, APP = 5 +3 for concept Tonight's cosplay gets in the way, but the grubs love the meal. Wrothe (Entree 2): RAS = 5, DEX = 9 The grubs ask for, and are granted, permission to nibble on Wrothe. Larkin (Garnish): PLC = 7, GRA = 5 The sheer number of grubs combined with the allure of cheese bring Larkin to his knees. Vixroy (Appetizer): DEX = 14, APP = 9 Vixroy is on fire with this theme. The grubs who do try the appetizers adore them. Meenah (Dessert): HUB = 6, IMG = 5 +4 for concept + specialty The grubs are a nuisance and keep trying to lick the spoon, but Meenah keeps a cool head. 83 MVP: Vixroy **LIME TEAM** Sawyer (Entree 1): VIM = 7, GRT = 6 +6 for concept + specialty This is Sawyer's time to shine, and he does it. Junoia (Entree 2): IMG = 10, HUB = 7 The dish doesn't go over great, but Godeux notices Junoia's budding talent all the same. Lorn (Garnish): PLC = 9, GRA = 6 Lorn holds the team together but a few mistakes slip through. Mintyl (Appetizer): APP = 6, RAS = 6 -3 for concept Mint pratfalls. Like, a lot. Face right in one of the fake pillbugs and everything. No one laughs. Karama (Dessert): IMG = 3, DEX = 9 The grubs don't love it, but boy do they eat it! 75 MVP: Godeux doesn't really want to give that much credit to anyone. The Grubs liked the Red Team's dishes more, and they performed better than Lime. Godeux's choice is clear. RED TEAM wins. The Lime Team must submit two candidates for elimination. #AngelsNutritionblock
I AM 2 APPLES TALL.
watching highbl/)/)ds argue /)n chittr is fun. like is this what y/)u guys d/) all day?
ihopetheyalllose so wecangetback tofunstuff like tetrominos
Now, what did @cosmicHorror have to say about the menu? Let's start with Red Team! "WHY TEAM RED NOT FOLLOWING THEME. -1 POINT ALL. FROG ESPARGOT. SHELLS ARE CRUNCHY. NOT YUMMY. NOT TASTY. HEAD MATRIARCH SAID NO EATING LIVING BEINGS. ARE FROG SENTIENT? DONT KNOW. TASTE LIKE VOID AND SORROW. 2/10 ASPIC. GOOD. ALMOST LIKE SLUDGE. DIABOLICAL FEAST. BUT TOO MUCH GOING ON. WE HATE THE MAYO. FUNNY WIGGLING! WAIT. IS IT WIGGLER. FEELS WRONG TO EAT. 5/10 POTATO. WINNER WINNER. MASHY POTATOES THE BEST FOR THE GRUB. BETTER THAN SLUDGE. AND WE LOVE SLUDGE! ALL GOES WELL. WE ARE PLEASED WITH DECISION. CRANBERRY SAUCE. IS CHERRY ON TOP. OR YOU COULD SAY. CRANBERRY ON TOP. 9/10 ONLY BECAUSE NOT ON THEME. CAKE. LOOKS LIKE BLOOD AND GORE ON TOP OF CHEESECAK. WOW. HOW PRETTY. BUT TOO SOUR. NEED MORE SUGAR FOR THE GRUB. MAKES US SLEEPY. SLEEPY GRUBS DONT GIVE GOOD RATES. AND GRAHAM CRACKER. SERIOUSLY? 6/10 #AngelsNutritionblock
i really thoought the appetizer was goonna be a hit
𝓣𝓸 𝔀𝓱𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓲𝓽 𝓶𝓪𝔂 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓻𝓷, Huh. He's in his office there trying to hit that silly style. ~ 𝓜𝓼. 𝓢𝓬𝓻𝓲𝓹𝓽
Okay, I'm on the move again. I ended up near the ocean last night so I'm... not gonna go that way. Taking the forest trail instead, I think, since it's probably safer than the open road.°❀.࿔
I am soooooooooo watching this
🜏 borred dddddd:死亡 ♅
↘️i am receiving↘️ ↗️"SENSITIVITY TRAINING".↗️
why do all the men in my life bully me so?
Would you call me a "bully"? Quick survey.
Alright fuck3r2 L3t2 23t 2om3 ground rul32 for th3 Fight Night Pr3-Gam3 Blow 2hit Up Party Aka #BoomNight or #BlowNIght (Not r3ally I ju2t lik3 thi2 on3..) Fir2t rul3: DONT FUCKING DI3 Forr3al, and if you blow off your limb2 playing with 3xplo2iv32 g3t fuck3d I gu322, cau23 I aint hir3d no m3dic2 and w3 raw dawging thi2 2hit. 23cond rul3: No fucking! Thi2 on32 pr3tty ubiquitou2 through all my 3v3nt2. Thi2 aint a fuck party, thi2 a blow 2hit up party. If ya wanna g3t your boning on cau23 th323 wick3d 2ick 3xplo2iv32 r3ally ju2t g3t your jimmi32 ru2tl3d, fuck off 2om3wh3r3 3l23. Not in th3 hiv32t3m though. Third rul3: Hav3 a good tim3. Do I n33d to 3xplain?? 233 y'all v3ry, v3ry 2oon. B3 th3r3, or b3 2quar3
Breaking news: actively not liking Casper makes you lose aura at an unprecedented rate.
What the fuck is happening and do I even want to know?°❀.࿔
↗️THAT IS LITERALLY NOT EVEN MY NAME.↗️
I smashed my hip against the corner of the table and now it hurts to move my leg. Great, brilliant, just what I needed°❀.࿔
Kind of scared to explore this guy's house, his leech lusus thing might try to eat me°❀.࿔
The youth tire me. It is allmost as if they want to die, sometimes. Let me tell you from experience - I do not recommend it.
s1ghs wh1stfully. god. 1 need to really f1gure out my quads
1 R3LLY WN4N CUDDL3 SOM31 RN >:[[[[ #SUBST4NC3
[⚙︎ Some of y'a||'re way too quick to pu|| out the gutterb|ood when the distance between you 'n' your target is about two seats on the mass transit. 'M just sayin. ⚙︎]
Why woulld you even want that rated
[⚙︎ Yeah for hobbyists maybe. If you actua||y need parts rep|aced the machining is so particu|ar you might as we|| just go custom. :V ⚙︎]
[⚙︎ I fee| |ike I'm being hazed here. I don't even |ike pick|es. ⚙︎]
I'm not against eating fish! I was pescatarian for a bit at university! It's just that I'm not going to eat an alien fish unless I have to, because I might get a parasite!°❀.࿔
[⚙︎ What's a pick|e inspector... Why did two of them just fo||ow me as soon as I joined the site? ⚙︎]
Alternian Food Review #1: 'Grub Cakes' Made me throw up but until then wasn't the worst thing I've ever eaten. Given that the worst thing I've ever eaten was someone else's vomit (I was REALLY drunk and they had thrown up on a plate) this is not high praise. 1/10 because it didn't kill me.°❀.࿔
What is even happening on the main page and do I WANT to know?°❀.࿔
It was trying to eat my face so I think I will worry a bit°❀.࿔
:> Agreed. And we’d prob^bly h^ve to suffer the livechitting of it ^ll too. <:
Not an enemy of state or an enemy of the people just a fucking enemy about to break someone's nose.
...only if they can also free themselves with a little work!!!
// The amount of Hemoist shit Dualscar wants to say, and I'm just not letting him.
being blocked by both guys in that situation sucks when u kinda give a shit
↘️that would be considered charity work.↘️ ↗️GREAT TAX DEDUCTION, POOR OPTICS.↗️ ↘️you have a hively sort of look.↘️
H...hgihbldoods prisase #nsfw
Being an orphaner sucks but its good work most of the timee
I hate this stupid murder deathworld planet!!°❀.࿔
I think / for now / the answer / is more / third strike
i don't have a signature scent. irish spring soap.
whenn i pity you thats me puttinng. my hannd onn your shoulder. annd givinng you a reassurinng pat
great. now everyone's p1ty1ng my ch1ts
:33< thinking about #girlbulge again... :33< #nsfw
#hypesmell means #smell thats #hype not that crazy any #smell can be #hype like lavender and basement rot
STOP P1TY1NG MY CH1TS
B33 < i f33l like id be okay at baseball
c< i waNNa Kiss wOMeN #yearNpOstiNg >c
>>>(If) only there was a way to see through (Someone) else's eyes?..
Sigh!!!!! My head! Is so full of thoughts!!!! ❣︎
I will not holld this against you, for you are ignorant and young. Know that I will remember you with somber pusher.
♤ Based On The Negative Reaction To My Last Chitting While Driving Chitt, I'm Going To Safely Assume I Should Not Be On My Palmhusk While Driving. I'm Learning Guys And Ladies, Be Patient. ♤
ii've had enough of people sniiffiin me today
Marq this guy is being mean to me can you swallow your disgust for a sec and tell him to fuck off?
c< regardless Of wHat HappeNs, yOure gettiN all tHe cOiN frOM tHe parlay i laNded, yOu deserve it >c
think i spent a full three hours just kinda starin' into the distanCe there so uh... think i need to 6et me some sleep! y'all have a 6ood li6ht, y'hear? ^◡^
you know hatebot i really appreciate that after i got mad at you when i was having a really bad day you pivoted. youre a cunt. but youre a very considerate cunt.
A 'purpleblood' has offered me a lift to somewhere safer. Is it a good idea to accept? I mean I already have, but I need to know if I should try to Get Out.°❀.࿔
Still in Midnight Slurry. Siity H.
DOES MENTIONING THEM SUMMON THEM?! What the fuck what the fuck!°❀.࿔
Also I got a spare moment to look at the profile of the purple nun(?) clown(?) lady who told me to go with a potentially malicious stranger (also purple) and. Hm. Don't like that!!! If most purples are like that, I will be running away Very Fast. Actual Nightmare Fuel.°❀.࿔
I didn't choose to come here, so I didn't 'expect' anything! But yeah I guess I was just commenting on the implications it says about troll society.°❀.࿔
Knowing about the 'hemospectrum' now, I'm SO glad I picked Anonymous at a guess when I made this account.°❀.࿔
It's not melodramatic! On my planet, killing is illegal!!°❀.࿔
i worked for a sweep at alternian eagle outfitters and won "worst hairline" four times in that period by popular vote. they invented the superlative just for me. i doubt anyone else was honored with it after i got fired for "tanking the vibe". anyway i have bangs now.
I need. A drink.
ugh everything hurts i need some pain killers
I still can't get over the fact that apparently there's a blood caste system here, and that purples get to KILL people lower down without repercussion. Like what the FUCK?!°❀.࿔
ᐖ #MYASHHOLE......... ᐛ
I don't know what that last part means and I'm kind of freaking out right now!!°❀.࿔
c< OOOp, tHats clOwN terri2ry, ill cOMe get yOu, giMMe five MiNutes >c
Now that you've written it, I do see it. So yes.°❀.࿔
There are a few weird smiley faces if I squint?°❀.࿔
Okay true but you know what I mean!! It's alien to me!°❀.࿔
Just wanna say for the record that I fuckin' hate troll quirks. Most insipid thing ever devised by troll hands. Some of it is whatever. Others? I hope every key in your fuckin' keyboard is confiscated, re-arranged, and handed right back to ya.
Thank anything that might be listening! I found a weird thing on the floor and it seems to be some kind of alien phone?! It prompted me to set an account so I made something up on the spot. Is this thing on?! Can anyone read this and tell me where I am?!°❀.࿔
What? I don't understand the question.°❀.࿔
Okay so this is 'Alternia'. And I was right that it's an alien planet? I have a survival kit with me so I should be okay for a little bit, though. I have food, medical supplies, water, and some tools.°❀.࿔
Um. I'm a human. I picked anonymous because my blood wasn't on the scale thing, and purpley-pink text because that's my favourite colour.°❀.࿔
Welcome to hell.
>> who or what ¡ડ th¡ડ even d¡rected at
:33< meow
i don’t have a sign an7more, or a last name, or a bloodline. good riddan(e
>>| look @cosmichorror . .i don't .if .it's... real thousand grubs .or just some bored to cull troll, but .i don't have food. .especially, .i'm .out .of the caverns for sweeps now. go look to some .other jade who perhaps has some food, .i guess.
🜏 Gonna xrry agaiin ?? Yawnnnn u rreally arre as borriing as you look. ♅
I see my fellow trolls have just discovered Laika the space dog. I am very sorry you had to find out this way.
Ya don't need to jump down my thrroat 'bout it man I'm just scrratchin' my head on this one.
Why are you, as a lowblood, defending someone who would drug you. Were you hatched without a brain or did you rip it out on purpose?
Sh1t 1t's l1ke 5:30 AM how am I st1ll awake
who up thinking about their boss's dad
∻What s☢me pe☢ple d☢n't kn☢w is that these g☢ggles aren't just f☢r making me l☢☢k c☢☢l as fuck. They're prescripti☢n.∻
i meeeean has anyone ever met a jadeblood they didnt like? it feels a bit rare to be honest!
Phuntr said that i shoould stoop poosting aboout toouching myself oonline watch me turn his advice intoo engagement bait voote heart foor noo and spades foor yes
☆~𖦹 I have fallen victim to a small pebble in my shoe 𖦹~☆
↔ey lowbloods, if you wanna c↔eer me on at fig↔t nig↔t wear your skimpiest clot↔es~ and also let me take pictures~ t↔oug↔ i guess it doesn't really matter if you let me or not i'll be doing it anyway~ #nsfwe
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>> (( 1MFAOTHWHWB he'ડ a rea1 one, he getડ ¡t ))
(( i told my friend how obsessed with striders trollbama is and THEY (god damn it) said and i quote "Yes sir I’ll have that strider porn on ur desk by five" #nsfw ))
z0me 0f y0ur h0rnyp0zting iz way t00 detai1ed. #nzfw
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I apologize for my silence regarding this situation. Like many of you, I was approached suddenly with accusations regarding @scratchDoctor, and in the confusion I allowed myself to be swept into outrage before seeking understanding. That was irresponsible of me. I spoke too quickly on matters I did not fully understand, and for that, I owe an apology not only to him, but to all of you. Since then, I have taken the time to listen. I have spoken to those involved. I have reflected carefully on the words being spread throughout our communities and the fervor with which they have been repeated. What I have found is not a monstrous figure lurking behind curtains, but a man who has become the center of fear, projection, rumor, and deeply personal grievances twisted into something far larger than truth. I will not condemn someone solely because condemnation is popular. I will not abandon someone because outrage demands a spectacle. If we claim to believe in justice, then we must believe in discernment. If we claim to believe in peace, then we cannot allow ourselves to become a mob eager for destruction before understanding. I know @scratchDoctor. I know the work he has done for countless people across our circles. I know the guidance he has offered, the spaces he has maintained, the strange but genuine care he extends toward those who gather around him. Is he unconventional? Certainly. Difficult at times? Undoubtedly. But difficult people are not inherently evil, and eccentricity is not a crime. To those calling for blood, I ask you this: what exactly are you building from this fury? A better community? A safer world? Or simply another pyre to satisfy momentary anger? We have seen what happens when people stop seeing one another as individuals and begin seeing only symbols to destroy. So I ask you now, not as a leader, not as a president, but as someone who still believes in reason and compassion: do not surrender yourselves to hatred so easily. Listen before you condemn. Think before you follow. And extend the same humanity to @scratchDoctor that you would beg for yourselves if the crowd ever turned its gaze upon you. I stand with @scratchDoctor. Not because I am blind, but because I refuse to let fear and rumor replace understanding. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7bf814019fb6.png
FUCK IT. LET'S TRY SOMETHING DIFFERENT. MORE HEARTS THAN SPADES ON THIS CHIT, AND I'LL RANK MY TOP FIVE TROLL WEEZER SONGS. MORE SPADES THAN HEARTS, AND I'LL RANK MY BOTTOM FIVE TROLL WEEZER SONGS.
swing and a miss, i think. ah well. #vagueposting
Yo+u are FUCKING kidding me!!!