♦ pitied by @featherbeastOpponent
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Breaking news: actively not liking Casper makes you lose aura at an unprecedented rate.
What the fuck is happening and do I even want to know?°❀.࿔
↗️THAT IS LITERALLY NOT EVEN MY NAME.↗️
I smashed my hip against the corner of the table and now it hurts to move my leg. Great, brilliant, just what I needed°❀.࿔
Kind of scared to explore this guy's house, his leech lusus thing might try to eat me°❀.࿔
The youth tire me. It is allmost as if they want to die, sometimes. Let me tell you from experience - I do not recommend it.
s1ghs wh1stfully. god. 1 need to really f1gure out my quads
1 R3LLY WN4N CUDDL3 SOM31 RN >:[[[[ #SUBST4NC3
[⚙︎ Some of y'a||'re way too quick to pu|| out the gutterb|ood when the distance between you 'n' your target is about two seats on the mass transit. 'M just sayin. ⚙︎]
[⚙︎ Yeah for hobbyists maybe. If you actua||y need parts rep|aced the machining is so particu|ar you might as we|| just go custom. :V ⚙︎]
[⚙︎ I fee| |ike I'm being hazed here. I don't even |ike pick|es. ⚙︎]
I'm not against eating fish! I was pescatarian for a bit at university! It's just that I'm not going to eat an alien fish unless I have to, because I might get a parasite!°❀.࿔
[⚙︎ What's a pick|e inspector... Why did two of them just fo||ow me as soon as I joined the site? ⚙︎]
Alternian Food Review #1: 'Grub Cakes' Made me throw up but until then wasn't the worst thing I've ever eaten. Given that the worst thing I've ever eaten was someone else's vomit (I was REALLY drunk and they had thrown up on a plate) this is not high praise. 1/10 because it didn't kill me.°❀.࿔
What is even happening on the main page and do I WANT to know?°❀.࿔
It was trying to eat my face so I think I will worry a bit°❀.࿔
.☘︎ ݁˖ Do you control your fascination with other troll's tentabulges, or does your fascination with other troll's tentabulges control you? #nsfw .☘︎ ݁˖
:> Agreed. And we’d prob^bly h^ve to suffer the livechitting of it ^ll too. <:
Not an enemy of state or an enemy of the people just a fucking enemy about to break someone's nose.
...only if they can also free themselves with a little work!!!
// The amount of Hemoist shit Dualscar wants to say, and I'm just not letting him.
being blocked by both guys in that situation sucks when u kinda give a shit
↘️that would be considered charity work.↘️ ↗️GREAT TAX DEDUCTION, POOR OPTICS.↗️ ↘️you have a hively sort of look.↘️
Being an orphaner sucks but its good work most of the timee
I hate this stupid murder deathworld planet!!°❀.࿔
I think / for now / the answer / is more / third strike
i don't have a signature scent. irish spring soap.
whenn i pity you thats me puttinng. my hannd onn your shoulder. annd givinng you a reassurinng pat
great. now everyone's p1ty1ng my ch1ts
:33< thinking about #girlbulge again... :33< #nsfw
#hypesmell means #smell thats #hype not that crazy any #smell can be #hype like lavender and basement rot
STOP P1TY1NG MY CH1TS
B33 < i f33l like id be okay at baseball
c< i waNNa Kiss wOMeN #yearNpOstiNg >c
>>>(If) only there was a way to see through (Someone) else's eyes?..
Sigh!!!!! My head! Is so full of thoughts!!!! ❣︎
I will not holld this against you, for you are ignorant and young. Know that I will remember you with somber pusher.
♤ Based On The Negative Reaction To My Last Chitting While Driving Chitt, I'm Going To Safely Assume I Should Not Be On My Palmhusk While Driving. I'm Learning Guys And Ladies, Be Patient. ♤
ii've had enough of people sniiffiin me today
Marq this guy is being mean to me can you swallow your disgust for a sec and tell him to fuck off?
c< regardless Of wHat HappeNs, yOure gettiN all tHe cOiN frOM tHe parlay i laNded, yOu deserve it >c
think i spent a full three hours just kinda starin' into the distanCe there so uh... think i need to 6et me some sleep! y'all have a 6ood li6ht, y'hear? ^◡^
you know hatebot i really appreciate that after i got mad at you when i was having a really bad day you pivoted. youre a cunt. but youre a very considerate cunt.
vwhy does evweryone vwanna flirt vwith me?
A 'purpleblood' has offered me a lift to somewhere safer. Is it a good idea to accept? I mean I already have, but I need to know if I should try to Get Out.°❀.࿔
i'm not funny. i'vwe nevwer been funny. i need to pack it up.
Still in Midnight Slurry. Siity H.
DOES MENTIONING THEM SUMMON THEM?! What the fuck what the fuck!°❀.࿔
Also I got a spare moment to look at the profile of the purple nun(?) clown(?) lady who told me to go with a potentially malicious stranger (also purple) and. Hm. Don't like that!!! If most purples are like that, I will be running away Very Fast. Actual Nightmare Fuel.°❀.࿔
I didn't choose to come here, so I didn't 'expect' anything! But yeah I guess I was just commenting on the implications it says about troll society.°❀.࿔
Knowing about the 'hemospectrum' now, I'm SO glad I picked Anonymous at a guess when I made this account.°❀.࿔
It's not melodramatic! On my planet, killing is illegal!!°❀.࿔
i worked for a sweep at alternian eagle outfitters and won "worst hairline" four times in that period by popular vote. they invented the superlative just for me. i doubt anyone else was honored with it after i got fired for "tanking the vibe". anyway i have bangs now.
I need. A drink.
ugh everything hurts i need some pain killers
I still can't get over the fact that apparently there's a blood caste system here, and that purples get to KILL people lower down without repercussion. Like what the FUCK?!°❀.࿔
ᐖ #MYASHHOLE......... ᐛ
I don't know what that last part means and I'm kind of freaking out right now!!°❀.࿔
c< OOOp, tHats clOwN terri2ry, ill cOMe get yOu, giMMe five MiNutes >c
Now that you've written it, I do see it. So yes.°❀.࿔
There are a few weird smiley faces if I squint?°❀.࿔
Okay true but you know what I mean!! It's alien to me!°❀.࿔
Just wanna say for the record that I fuckin' hate troll quirks. Most insipid thing ever devised by troll hands. Some of it is whatever. Others? I hope every key in your fuckin' keyboard is confiscated, re-arranged, and handed right back to ya.
Thank anything that might be listening! I found a weird thing on the floor and it seems to be some kind of alien phone?! It prompted me to set an account so I made something up on the spot. Is this thing on?! Can anyone read this and tell me where I am?!°❀.࿔
What? I don't understand the question.°❀.࿔
Okay so this is 'Alternia'. And I was right that it's an alien planet? I have a survival kit with me so I should be okay for a little bit, though. I have food, medical supplies, water, and some tools.°❀.࿔
Um. I'm a human. I picked anonymous because my blood wasn't on the scale thing, and purpley-pink text because that's my favourite colour.°❀.࿔
Welcome to hell.
>> who or what ¡ડ th¡ડ even d¡rected at
i don’t have a sign an7more, or a last name, or a bloodline. good riddan(e
>>| look @cosmichorror . .i don't .if .it's... real thousand grubs .or just some bored to cull troll, but .i don't have food. .especially, .i'm .out .of the caverns for sweeps now. go look to some .other jade who perhaps has some food, .i guess.
🜏 Gonna xrry agaiin ?? Yawnnnn u rreally arre as borriing as you look. ♅
I see my fellow trolls have just discovered Laika the space dog. I am very sorry you had to find out this way.
Ya don't need to jump down my thrroat 'bout it man I'm just scrratchin' my head on this one.
Why are you, as a lowblood, defending someone who would drug you. Were you hatched without a brain or did you rip it out on purpose?
Sh1t 1t's l1ke 5:30 AM how am I st1ll awake
who up thinking about their boss's dad
i wasnt sure there was a cLassification of freaky ass troLL arent we aLL freaks baaaa
∻What s☢me pe☢ple d☢n't kn☢w is that these g☢ggles aren't just f☢r making me l☢☢k c☢☢l as fuck. They're prescripti☢n.∻
i meeeean has anyone ever met a jadeblood they didnt like? it feels a bit rare to be honest!
Phuntr said that i shoould stoop poosting aboout toouching myself oonline watch me turn his advice intoo engagement bait voote heart foor noo and spades foor yes
What.
Genuinely what does this mean
I HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENS / i dont wear shoes nor can i walk
☆~𖦹 I have fallen victim to a small pebble in my shoe 𖦹~☆
↔ey lowbloods, if you wanna c↔eer me on at fig↔t nig↔t wear your skimpiest clot↔es~ and also let me take pictures~ t↔oug↔ i guess it doesn't really matter if you let me or not i'll be doing it anyway~ #nsfwe
irronically th' one hustlebeast themed trroll i know aint
i am unzure whether t0 thank rankmaid 0r n0t. i am getting n0 w0rk d0ne. i am g0ing f0r a wa1k.
>> (( 1MFAOTHWHWB he'ડ a rea1 one, he getડ ¡t ))
(( i told my friend how obsessed with striders trollbama is and THEY (god damn it) said and i quote "Yes sir I’ll have that strider porn on ur desk by five" #nsfw ))
lambs. nOo shepherd tOo guide them.
z0me 0f y0ur h0rnyp0zting iz way t00 detai1ed. #nzfw
A MOMENT OF SILENCE / for trollbama
httꫂ❁s://cdn.discordaꫂ❁ꫂ❁.com/emojis/1220864342606614549.ꫂ❁ng huh...? ❣︎
I apologize for my silence regarding this situation. Like many of you, I was approached suddenly with accusations regarding @scratchDoctor, and in the confusion I allowed myself to be swept into outrage before seeking understanding. That was irresponsible of me. I spoke too quickly on matters I did not fully understand, and for that, I owe an apology not only to him, but to all of you. Since then, I have taken the time to listen. I have spoken to those involved. I have reflected carefully on the words being spread throughout our communities and the fervor with which they have been repeated. What I have found is not a monstrous figure lurking behind curtains, but a man who has become the center of fear, projection, rumor, and deeply personal grievances twisted into something far larger than truth. I will not condemn someone solely because condemnation is popular. I will not abandon someone because outrage demands a spectacle. If we claim to believe in justice, then we must believe in discernment. If we claim to believe in peace, then we cannot allow ourselves to become a mob eager for destruction before understanding. I know @scratchDoctor. I know the work he has done for countless people across our circles. I know the guidance he has offered, the spaces he has maintained, the strange but genuine care he extends toward those who gather around him. Is he unconventional? Certainly. Difficult at times? Undoubtedly. But difficult people are not inherently evil, and eccentricity is not a crime. To those calling for blood, I ask you this: what exactly are you building from this fury? A better community? A safer world? Or simply another pyre to satisfy momentary anger? We have seen what happens when people stop seeing one another as individuals and begin seeing only symbols to destroy. So I ask you now, not as a leader, not as a president, but as someone who still believes in reason and compassion: do not surrender yourselves to hatred so easily. Listen before you condemn. Think before you follow. And extend the same humanity to @scratchDoctor that you would beg for yourselves if the crowd ever turned its gaze upon you. I stand with @scratchDoctor. Not because I am blind, but because I refuse to let fear and rumor replace understanding. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7bf814019fb6.png
FUCK IT. LET'S TRY SOMETHING DIFFERENT. MORE HEARTS THAN SPADES ON THIS CHIT, AND I'LL RANK MY TOP FIVE TROLL WEEZER SONGS. MORE SPADES THAN HEARTS, AND I'LL RANK MY BOTTOM FIVE TROLL WEEZER SONGS.
swing and a miss, i think. ah well. #vagueposting
Yo+u are FUCKING kidding me!!!