Ruby Longstocking Harley-Lalonde
@canidAnarchism
can i have anymore fucking names.
other me better unhate my post. i'm trying to be a lotus here. love and light or whatever.
absolutely fucking not especially embarrassing me like that
only thing embarrassing is you stomping your feet like a toddler because i said "yeah i've got a mom". she sucks a little but i can give her a smidgen of a win since everything else in her life blows.
youre the one making long rage posts about it, i didn't even say shit till you brought it up fuck off
long? is three sentences too much for you? now you're embarrassing the both of us they're going to think we're illiterate.
happy mother's day to the harleys of the multiverse and that's IT. roxy too I guess. and maybe kanaya. everyone else can scram.
you ever bite your tongue and realize "yup. that's the last straw."?
c< yeaH >c
if i won the lottery for every time i'd won the lottery i would
tHIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY TRUE,
does he call it her... snrk... her clown hole? #nsfw ? #rubyrabbles
𖦤 Genuinely / can't / tell / if / this / is / meant / to / be, / like. / A / pun / of / some / kind? Cannot / for / the / life / of / me / tell / what / 'clown / hole' / is / trying / to / play / off / of Am / I / the / problem? / Should / I / know / what / a / clown / hole / is? :||
#tHEsPACEhASbEENwATCHED iT TOOK ME ALL NIGHT, tO CONSTRUCT THIS, bUT i THINK IT IS A GOOD REPRESENTATION OF THE BOND, sHARED BETWEEN TWO OF MY GOOD FRIENDS, aND ALSO, mE, sO i HAVE DECIDED TO ENGAGE IN A COMMON eARTH C PASTIME, tHAT IS, tHE CREATION OF A "FANCHILD" WHICH i THINK, aCTUALLY ALREADY SORT OF EXISTS, iN OTHER TIMELINES, sO THIS IS JUST MY PERSONAL RENDITION OF, tHIS PERSON i DO NOT KNOW, bUT ANYWAYS, hERE YOU GO! @GUTSYgUMSHOE @TERMINALLYcAPRICIOUS#2753 HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/1AA0E935D7D9.PNG
i )(ate every pixel t)(is picture represents.
tHAT'S NOT VERY NICE, oF YOU,
... I suppose I like that you... ... Er. The hair is- nice. It looks like a big old handlebar mustache on my dome. ... Gamzee has kindly decided to dress up for the event. In a cocktail dress. I see. This is about the level of abomination I anticipated from this spawn strictly drawing from my own shallow perceptions of the name, so sure. A nice caricature of the worst timeline. Good... Good job. Bully for you. It's going right on the fridge... bottom. The underbelly of the fridge. That is where human beings store their MOST treasured possessions.
aFTER YOU TOLD ME HOW STRONGLY YOU REALLY FEEL, aBOUT gAMZEE, i GOT RIGHT TO WORK ON THIS!
DELETE THIS POST I WAS LOBOTOMIZED.
wHAT?
really good art tavros you shoulld make llots more :D <3
aWW, tHANK YOU!
AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
truthfully i can be pretty frickin verbose but i choose to speak like a little riffraff punk because it's like flushing all my lessons at that dinky BOREDING school (prison) down the drain.
yEAH!!!!!!!! pUNK ROCK!
c< we all fiNd freedOM iN tHe straNgest places, sO.... iN OtHer wOrds Hell tHe fucK yes >c
i CAN'T QUIT MY JOB, wHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP TELLING ME, tO DO THAT LATELY, mR. aBERNATHY REALLY NEEDS ALL THE HANDS HE CAN GET, aT THE SHELTER, aND ALSO THIS IS REALLY GOOD EXPERIENCE FOR, mY DEGREE,
shit. okay you're right. i'm sorry. don't quite your job or college degree. join my riot grrrl band when you have the free time and interest.
yIPPEE!
c< see, tHis is tHe KiNda eNergy we all Need NOwadays! Hell tHe fucK yes! pucK rOcK it! tHrOw bricKs at cOps! be gay! dO criMe! >c
it ain't easy being... red? that doesn't have the same ring to it. how does kermit the frog do it.
oH NO,,, sHE MADE HIM INTO, a MEATLOAF,,?
...no. i was being metaphorical tavros. tavvy isn't actually meatloaf.
,,,gOOD!
iA THAT WHAT SHE MEANS BY, bUNS IN THE OVEN,,?
bABY IN THE OVEN??
sHE'S SHOVING THEM BACK UP THERE,,,
mE, wHENEVER aRADIA IS MENTIONED, oR IS NEARBY, oR, iSN'T MENTIONED OR, iSN'T, nEARBY, HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/B26B678F1655.GIF
you were always my strongest soldier tavros my most loyal knight ready to charge headfirst to protect my honor
aLWAYS! gO tEAM cHARGE FOREVER,
tav-chan i missed the post when it was posted but i see it now and i want you to know i love you very very much 0v0
i LOVE YOU TOO! eVEN ACROSS UNIVERSES, tEAM cHARGE IS ETERNAL, oR WHATEVER YOU AND, yOUR tAVROS CALLED, yOUR EPIC BOND,
alright that's g0ld certified gold there tv y0u got me.
hi tavr0s. 0u0
whenever that woman is up to something nefarious the back of the box ingredients of her sub par baking mixes flash into my mind. like a scar burning when your sworn enemy thinks of you.
?dog lautca na gnieb reh yb denesrow xelpmoc dog a htiw tnuc gnigar A
yeah i mean what do you expect though every rich person is jackoff nuts these days.
grrrruuuuurgh— enriched flour bleached (wheat flour. niacin. iron. thiamin mononitrate. riboflavin. folic acid). sugar. corn syrup. leavening (baking soda. sodium aluminum phosphate. monocalcium phosphate). contains 2% or less of: modified corn starch. palm oil. corn starch. propylene glycol mono and diesters. salt. monoglycerides. dicalcium phosphate. sodium stearoyl lactylate. xanthan gum. cellulose gum. natural and artificial flavor. yellows 5 & 6. mambo no.5 . MAY CONTAIN WHEAT.
HEY MAN YOURE THE ONE WHO STARTED SPOUTING WEIRDLU OMINOUS CALE NONESENSE —EMBER💥
friend is psychically transposing the taste of coconut pibb to me. smack smack. it's not bad.
this summer cold hooha is no joke i sneezed and now my tv is gone.
everday i wake up and get my ego boosted. my sense of self is iron fucking clad.
i don't think i've laughed that hard in 2 fortnites (4 weeks)
wHAT WAS SO FUNNY, bUDDY?
i DON'T KNOW, wHAT THAT MEANS REALLY, iT JUST REMINDS ME OF ONE MY MY FAVORITE, hUMAN FILMS, JOE dIRT,
oaky where and when is fight night. help a dog out.
how come no one talks about jane's liveleak account with eridan's execution pinned on her page?
No time for th★t furry child.
Furry ★dult I me★n
i'm about to feast on these stale scooby snacks. #thisdogishavingtheirday
AT THE REQUEST OF @CANIDANARCHISM, HERE ARE YOUR DISGUSTING BLUE GOOP FRITTERS IN THE SHAPE OF A CARTOON BARKBEAST. I HAD TO GO ALL THE WAY TO THE FUCKING CONSORT KINGDOM FOR THESE THINGS. FUCK YOU. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/40E6AF3E3A15.GIF
cONGRATS, fATASS,