♥ liked by @canidAnarchism
lets fuckin do it.
>([rented out all a strong#old 21 for a lil soiree for me and da #omies]
hEY, wE ALL KNOW THAT, tHERE IS NOT A LEVEL OF BADNESS WHEREW1THIN, iT BECOMES JUSTIF1ABLE TO, sEXUALLY HARASS SOMEONE, rIGHT LIKE, jUST BECOME SOMEONE, sUCKS REALLY BAD, dOES NOT MAKE THAT OKAY, rIGHT? wE ARE AWARE OF TH1S, rIGHT? #NSFW #VAGUEPOSTING
What is up chitrclan?
Which is like, when trolls are usually sleeping and horny.
i do offer spay/neuter services for a low cost
#diurnalgang
Chittr is mostly just lucky there's only five of us rubys total and only 3 are active because if we were as prolific as the #striderhivemind there would be no survivors. #rubyhour
I diagY/[N]se you with critically low levels of silly funtime.
nOW THIS WAS A FUN RUN, fLYING MIGHT JUST BE THE BEST TYPE, eVEN IF IT IS ONLY REALLY EVER, a SECONDARY TYPING? dELIBIRD HERE WAS, aCTUALLY INCREDIBLE, tHEY GAVE HIM rEFRIGERATE, fAKE oUT, aND eXTREMESPEED, aND THAT WAS PRETTY MUCH ALL HE NEEDED TO TAKE OUT, sOME IMPORTANT THREATS, HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/1B024426DBD1.JPG
sTRIKE THREE, eRIDAN, }:/
dO NOT DARE, tALK TO MY COOL NIECE, lIKE THAT, eRIDAN,
tHIS IS JUST FOR FUN, eHE,
Mwahaha. I am Negatav. I hate fun. And flying. @CALIGULASaQUARIUM HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/CA1C87D400F2.PNG
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo-ha-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
sHE'S SHOVING THEM BACK UP THERE,,,
↗️I AM GOING TO HAVE YOU STEEL YOUR THOUGHTSPONGES NOW.↗️ ↘️implore your creativity to picture something as marvelous as it is↘️ ↘️educational.↘️ ↗️I AM SITTING AT MY WORKPLATFORM, MY THINNEST PRONG INSERTED INTO THE INNER RING OF MY↗️ ↘️cartilage nub.↘️ ↗️COMMANDED INTO HAPPENING BY THE STEELED VISAGE OF A MORE ASTUTE, REFINED CLASS OF INDIGO.↗️ ↘️kryqus.↘️
well uh.... i really care about you!! :) and even though i never had a kid in this world i wanna make your existence easier :)
c< see, tHis is tHe KiNda eNergy we all Need NOwadays! Hell tHe fucK yes! pucK rOcK it! tHrOw bricKs at cOps! be gay! dO criMe! >c
#tHEsPACEhASbEENwATCHED iT TOOK ME ALL NIGHT, tO CONSTRUCT THIS, bUT i THINK IT IS A GOOD REPRESENTATION OF THE BOND, sHARED BETWEEN TWO OF MY GOOD FRIENDS, aND ALSO, mE, sO i HAVE DECIDED TO ENGAGE IN A COMMON eARTH C PASTIME, tHAT IS, tHE CREATION OF A "FANCHILD" WHICH i THINK, aCTUALLY ALREADY SORT OF EXISTS, iN OTHER TIMELINES, sO THIS IS JUST MY PERSONAL RENDITION OF, tHIS PERSON i DO NOT KNOW, bUT ANYWAYS, hERE YOU GO! @GUTSYgUMSHOE @TERMINALLYcAPRICIOUS#2753 HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/1AA0E935D7D9.PNG
c< we all fiNd freedOM iN tHe straNgest places, sO.... iN OtHer wOrds Hell tHe fucK yes >c
wHAT'S THAT MIEN?
i MIEN MEAN,
I believe that "ring" comes from the assonance of the original :) "easy" "being" and "green" all contain the same vowel sound, which makes it ꫂ❁leasing to use to hear them all said together! ❣︎
:33< nah but it tracks i get what mew mean
hAPPY #mEGIDOmAY BY THE WAY, eVERYONE i FORGOT TO, aNNOUNCE IT,
That you know her I mean. She's. She is very herself.
#defyyourfatefriday
>>| .it's .a character name, troll hive. .actual .actor called troll hugh laurie.
>>| this poster goes hard. https://hive.beeb.trl/posts/img_019.jpeg
AAAAAAAWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BARK BARK BORF
you allready know im a documented lloyall member of the #tavhead gang
mY FRIENDS,,, mY FRIENDS,,! #tAVROS
♠ So I've blocked you. Wonder why? Please consult the criteria below: ♠ ✔ You done a hemoism ✔ You done a sexism ✔ You done a polyquadrant erasure ✔ You heckin disrespected sex work ✔ You called me "Joe Cuckold" Chittr is my weapon of justice, and the block button is my bullet. Pow.
\\ trollimedes been taking too many ws lately i need to remind people shes a chaser
wELL, wE HAVEN'T SEEN HIM, oR MUCH OF THE OTHERS ANYWAYS, sO,,,,,,,,
FUCK IT. LET'S TRY SOMETHING DIFFERENT. MORE HEARTS THAN SPADES ON THIS CHIT, AND I'LL RANK MY TOP FIVE TROLL WEEZER SONGS. MORE SPADES THAN HEARTS, AND I'LL RANK MY BOTTOM FIVE TROLL WEEZER SONGS.
AT THE REQUEST OF @CANIDANARCHISM, HERE ARE YOUR DISGUSTING BLUE GOOP FRITTERS IN THE SHAPE OF A CARTOON BARKBEAST. I HAD TO GO ALL THE WAY TO THE FUCKING CONSORT KINGDOM FOR THESE THINGS. FUCK YOU. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/40E6AF3E3A15.GIF
i,,, nO ONE DID, i JUST,,, iT IS KNOWN?
nO, nO, i DIDN'T MEAN TO!!!
cONGRATS, fATASS,
yeah!! i guess. im not a dad but if that comparison works for you :)
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ when i was younger id conk out of my recuperacoon and wake up somewhere different. i always had the same dream. never knew why. never knew how. https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/Doodles/dreamdoodle1.png ]
;; b-beer will never m-make fun of me f-for tripping in the hallway... eheehee... #happy ;;
>> 1mfaowfhwkfbwke we11, ¡ take ed¡b1eડ, but fa¡r po¡nt fa¡r po¡nt
YES. HE EARNED IT IN GLORIOUS BATTLE. DON'T WORRY. I CALL HIM MUCH WORSE AND MORE CREATIVE SLURS. IT WOULD BE AN UNFAIR FIGHT. IF I DID NOT THROW HIM. A BONE OR TWO.
LIKE WATCHING A BARKBEAST. MISS THE THROWING DISC. ON THE EASIEST POSSIBLE TOSS.
DON'T DIE QUIETLY. IF THEY'RE COMPLACENT WITH YOUR DEATH LET THEM HEAR THE SCREAMS OF PAIN AND RAGE. YOU AREN'T THE ONLY ONE OUT THERE. JOIN TOGETHER AND FIGHT.
OUR STRUGGLE IS NOT AN ASTEDIC. OUR STRUGGLE IS SOMETHING WE DON'T WANT TO DEAL WITH AND GIVEN THE OPTION WE WOULD SIMPLY CAST IT ASIDE FOR A BETTER LIFE.
HIGHBLOODS SPEAK WELL OF LOWBLOODS YET DO NOTHING TO SOLVE THE SYSTEMATIC ISSUES AT HAND. RESPECT OF US OF THE LOWER CASTES STARTS WITH TREATING US AS EQUALS.
Another shoot this morning. I'm reticent to attach the release of the images to profanity, but per my social media manager, they "helmed the mothership straight into the cuntagon." https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/04a43867d9bf.png
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Thank you, strange barkbeast ptitsa. ]
where is your anger???
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ The way that fuschia plays to lowbloods is funny. I do like the idea of someone so high in the caste beneath a rustblood's boot. But... eh. I need a smoke. ]
yOU'RE MY BUD!
yOU ARE, mY BUDDY,
fOR #fRIENDSHIPfRIDAY i WANT TO, sHOW MY APPRECIATION AND LOVE FOR, sOME OF MY FRIENDS, iN NO PARTICULAR ORDER, tHIS IS JUST, aS NAMES CAME TO ME, i LOVE @GULLIBLEcOLUMNIST FOR, tREATING ME LIKE i CAN TAKE IT, i LOVE, @ARCHIVEaDDICT FOR BEING TRUE TO HERSELF AND SHOWING ME, hOW JOYOUS IT CAN BE, tO DO SO, i LOVE @ARTICULATEDcLAWTOGRAPHY FOR SHOWING ME THINGS i HAVE NEVER, sEEN BEFORE, i LOVE @CANIDaNARCHISM FOR BASICALLY BEING THE COOLEST PERSON i KNOW AND, pLAYING SOCCER WITH ME, i LOVE @CATIONICaGONIST FOR ALWAYS TREATING ME WITH GOOD HUMOR, (iS THIS LIKE, a TRIPLE PUN OR WORDPLAY MAYBE?) i LOVE @GUTSYgUMSHOE FOR HER OPENMINDEDNESS AND STRONG WORK ETHIC, i LOVE @TIPSYgNOSTALGIC#2248 FOR THE WAY SHE, aLWAYS TREATS EVERYONE RIGHT AND, nEVER JUDGES, i LOVE, @GOLGOTHAStERROR, fOR BEING MY BEST BOSOM BUDDY, wHO i'M ALWAYS HAPPY TO HAVE A TUMBLE WITH, tHE BEST PAL ONE COULD, sHAKE A STICK AT, oR EVEN WITH, @TIMAEUStESTIFIED#0414 i LOVE @GRIMaUXILIATRIX FOR HOW, pUT TOGETHER SHE ALWAYS IS AND, tHE WAY SHE'S ALWAYS WILLING TO HELP WITH, wHATEVER i NEED, eVER SINCE WE WERE KIDS, eVEN, i LOVE @EMPTYeYES FOR THE WAY SHE IS, uNAPOLOGETIC IN GOING AFTER, wHAT SHE DESIRES, i LOVE @APOCALYPSEaRISEN#6842 FOR BASICALLY BEING, mY BFFSIE, fOR LIFE, i LOVE ALL aRADIAS REALLY, yOU ARE ALL SO AWESOME, i LOVE @ABERRATIONaNNIHILATION FOR THE WAY SHE SAYS IT, JUST LIKE IT IS, i LOVE @CARCINOgENETICIST#4881 FOR BEING ABLE TO BUILD BRIDGES, i LOVE @CALIGULASaQUARIUM FOR, bEING SUPER NICE AND GENEROUS, aND THOUGHTFUL, aND FOR #eRIDANwEEK, i LOVE @GAMgAM FOR, hER AWESOME COOKIES, i TOLERATE @ECTObIOLOGIST#6844 FOR BEING, tHE eGBERT THAT IS THE LEAST, sUCKY BAD, i LOVE @GALLOWScALIBRATOR#1433 FOR HER STRONG INSTINCTS, i AM SURE, tHERE ARE SO, sO MANY MORE AND i AM SORRY IF MY LIST, dOES NOT INCLUDE YOU BUT, i ONLY HAVE FOUR MINUTES AND AM SCARED OF, mISSING #fRIENDSHIPfRIDAY SO i AM GOING TO PUSH THIS OUT, bUT JUST KNOW, i LOVE, eACH AND EVERY ONE OF, mY GOOD GOOD FRIENDS, oH GOD THREE MINUTES NOW, hAPPY #fRIENDSHIPfRIDAY, eVERYONE!
#eRIDANwEEK #wEcAME #gOTmYeGGbROKENaTeRIDANwEEK
dont be lumpin me in with we #ididntcome #aintnoprooficame #youmightacamebutididnt #andifididcomeiregretit
#icame and i went t0 eridan week t00.
The only net positive of #eridanweek is that Tav discovered herself and Jane had a bit of public humiliation
↗️L PLUS RATIO. PLUS YOUR ACCOUNTS ARE LITERALLY UNBALANCED.↗️
↘️picture me, a humble officeslave and vicious wagewarrior, dragging my typestumps across the keyboard. calculating my stocks and also my bonds, my 80% stocks and short-term investments and my 20% bonds.↘️ ↗️THE WAY IT OUGHT TO BE, AS DEEMED FISCALLY RESPONSIBLE BY THE "CHUMP'S HANDBOOK GUIDE TO LEARNING INVESTMENT PROTOCOL AND PORTFOLIO PROFILING".↗️ ↘️i was also arranging my goregle slides for my next presentation.↘️ ↗️BUT THAT IS LITERALLY UNIMPORTANT, AND ONLY SERVES AS A REMINDER THAT I AM PRETTY TIRELESSLY DEVOTED TO THE GRINDSET.↗️ ↘️picture me, doing all of that; innocuous, demure, innocent, oblivious, tremendously focused on the tasks beholden to me by my physically capable superiors.↘️ ↗️SUDDENLY, A SOUND FROM ABOVE. LIKE MY WORKSQUARE NEIGHBOR DRAGGING HIS UNFILED, UNWASHED CLAWS ACROSS A WRITING BOARD, ONLY INSTEAD LIKE SOME KIND OF CREATURE DIGGING INTO THE UNINFORCED DROP CEILING.↗️ ↘️the dust gets on my jacket, which i just had pressed.↘️ ↗️I AM LITERALLY SCARED.↗️ ↘️it is still there.↘️
not one single one a you is ready for this #eridanwweek encore thats about to drop
wwhy the panic its just #eridanwweek
Soon to reveal the belated finale #eridanweek salutations from a very special guest. Look forward to it.
I'm not apprised of this gentleman's identity, but I'm told he's of some importance to Eridan's cultural legacy. If you know him, you may be an Eridan Ampora SUPERFAN. #eridanweek #finale
T)(is is like kicking a dead sea)(orse at t)(is point. . . 38/ #deat)( #eridanweek #seariously
#NUTCROCK-ER T)(is little Crocker is off )(er rocker!
The intellectual theft of #ImComing was ultimately no huge loss to my company, anyway. Upon reflection, it did sound a bit too much like inuenndo. #EridanWeek #GettingNailed #MacroCullsmos - MC Oleana
hAPPY, eND OF #eRIDANwEEK, eVERYONE! #eRIDANwEEK #gORE HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/15D6370C3225.PNG
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #nowlistening to https://open.spotify.com/track/0QkWikH5Z3U0f79T9iuF6c?si=4c21744382ab4bf8 #eridanweek #gettingnailed ]
sO, uMM, hI, eVERYBODY, tHIS IS tAVROS, sTILL, fOR NOW, aND, i HAVE BEEN DOING A LOT OF THINKING FOR, mAYBE, a LONG TIME, bUT, dEFINITELY SINCE, a FEW NIGHTS AGO, sO,,, i MEAN, i CAN, tRY THIS, aND IF IT DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT, i CAN JUST, sTOP, wHICH IS, fINE, sO, i THINK,,, i AM GOING TO TRY TO BE, a COOL AND EPIC, gIRL NOW, iNSTEAD OF THE, cOOL AND EPIC, gUY, i WAS, sO, yEAH! i AM, a GIRL, i THINK, wOW THAT FEELS, wEIRD, tO SAY BUT, wEIRD, iN A GOOD WAY, eHEH,
I forget if I've shared this photo before. It's one of my favorites. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/85d370396a6a.png
i dont evven got to ask if anyone is mad at me this time #eridanwweek
dOUBLE YURI MARRIED #GIRL
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH MY ACCOUNT? WHO THE HELL POSTED THAT IMAGE????
I've got to see what all this #IWANTCANDY business is about.
Why is everyone BARKING. We are not DOGTAURS, people.
dis #eridanweek has ben p yaoiful :)
D --> Is it improper for me as one of the %tended pantheon on Earth C to lowball people on the Chittr marketplace?
FOUR. A NUMBER HELD IN SUSPICION AND DISDAIN BY EASTERN BEFORAN AND EASTERN ALTERNIAN SOCIETY FOR ITS CONNOTATION WITH THEIR LANGUAGE'S WORD FOR "DEATH." I'VE LONG BEEN FASCINATED BY THIS FACT, FOR AS WE ALL KNOW, THE ROMANTIC INCLINATION OF TROLLS IS TURNED TO QUADS, AND THUS THE FOUR THAT IS SO MALIGNED BY A VAST SWATH OF THOSE WHO FEEL THE EMOTIONAL PULL TOWARDS THE QUADRANT SYSTEM IN SPITE OF THEIR FEAR. THEIR MISGIVINGS. It is a number I can comfortably operate with. As we all know, today marks the fourth day of the publicly endorsed corporate masturbation session known as Eridanweek. Crockercorp’s CEO @gutsyGumshoe repeatedly using the phrase “pantheon” when referring to the titular Eridan makes it clear that the entire festival is an event intended to exploit Earth-C’s laws around freedom of religion. The use of the Crockercorp branded Tiara tops (note the signatures in @twentyfourCarat ‘s most recent chits) as some sick echo of Alternian Imperial Reconditioning biotech has also not gone unnoticed. How many thousands have already given up their very souls by putting one of those stupid headsets on? I PROPOSE AN ALTERNATIVE TO CEDING ONESELF TO THIS NEW, HUMAN EMPIRE. IF YOU DO NOT ATTEND ERIDANWEEK DAY FOUR, YOU WILL BE ABLE TO FREE YOURSELF FROM THE SHACKLES THAT CROCKERCORP IS ALL TOO WILLING TO PLACE UPON YOUR GRASPNUBS.YOU WILL, BY THIS SHOW OF WILL, PROVE YOURSELF WORTHY OF SURVIVAL. IF, HOWEVER, YOU ARE UNABLE TO UNLATCH FROM THE OOZING TEAT OF YOUR CORPORATE MISTRESS, YOU WILL MEET WITH MY ANSWER TO THE LOOMING TYRANNY OF CORPORATE IMPERIAL CONTROL OVER THE MASSES. #ERIDANWEEKDAY4 #IMCOMING #SAMURAIISSTILLDEADPARTY
tHAT SOUNDS, bAD,
oH, oKAY, i WILL NOT, uSE THAT WORD THOUGH,
:33 < BREAKING NEWS!!! Good Meowning, loyal readers, today is a good day, because today is the day @gutsyGumshoe has decided to enter the ring with The Leijon Gossip Column! And by extension, the Beforian times as not only has she THREATENED to unlawfully put the staff and writers BEHIND BARS for simply reporting the news as they s33 it, but has ADMITTED to the fact she may have ind33d b33n on illicit substances! Check out the hot proof below! #substances https://i.imgur.com/hID0nS1.png https://i.imgur.com/B7hMEsO.png
// the MASSIVE popularity of chittr and the growing userbase of mxrp has finally reached the operational capacity of my server! which means, I need to rent a secondary one and split things up so both services have a smoother experience im aware of the issues on mxrp. this is due to ram starvation. im in the process of, right now, setting up that second server to put chittr on. please standby. #siteupdates
troll bruno mars is such a fuckin hack #eridanweek #putmeupthere #hereswonderwvall
yOU ARE, sO MUCH BRAVER, tHAN i,,,
we're all the mass hallucinati0ns 0f autistic burn0ut kids.
life is sh0rt. gnaw s0me0ne's leg 0ff.
lmao wtf is happ3ning b3hind th3 m3dical t3nt at #3ridanw33k do3s this ha<3 to do with th3 #trollbrunomars stuff? https://cdn.imgch3st.com/fil3s/96c0f9702825.png
yes paradox alternate universe kind of daughter :)
there are some rumors going around that if you cross a picket line ill "blow your shit clean off" this is only kind of true you will not die :)
the last thing he sang 2 me was..... was.... ~wheres roxyyyy (Uh)~
BEFORE THIS EVENT I HAD NO CLUE WHO TROLL BRUNO MARS WAS. BUT MY GREATEST THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS ARE BEING SENT OUT FOR HIM AND HIS FANS.
Thinking of becoming abnormal and offputting. Not sure I could manage.
I WOULD HAVE TO DISAGREE! I MAY NOT HAVE HAD A TURN TO #BOUNCEONIT YET, BUT ONCE THAT TRAMPOLINE IS FREED UP YOU BEST BELIEVE I WILL RECTIFY THAT MISFORTUNE!
i had to close the livestream its getting actually scary #eridanweek
tHEY FUCKING SHOT HIM, #eRIDANwEEK
(( https://msparp.chat/eridanwweek For any latecomers ))
yEAH, a ONE-TROLL, tRAMPOLINE,
tHERE'S A LINE, i ALREADY, fINISHED MY TURN, #bOUNCINGoNiT,
i HAVE NOT BEEN, mADE TO BE, iN A PLACE i HAVE NOT, wANTED TO BE FOR, aT LEAST A FEW PERIGEES, pROBABLY, sO i AM DOING, pRETTY DANG GOOD, tHANK YOU, i HOPE THE SAME LIKEWISE, fOR YOU,
Somebody come cause problems with me.
yOU KNOW WHAT, yOU ARE, sO RIGHT, i COULD PROBABLY, sIT COMFORTABLY AT LIKE, tHE 7TH OR MAYBE, eVEN SIXTH, rUNG!
FIFTH?
tHAT SOUNDS, uMMM, i MEAN, i DO NOT EVEN, eAT, aNY ANIMAL PRODUCTS, sO i FEEL LIKE, i WOULD NOT REALLY, bE DOING MUCH UP THERE, aNYWAYS,
mHM, wE ARE ALL A PART OF, tHE PYRAMID, oF LIFE, }:)
oH, yOU FLATTER ME, rUBY THOUGH, gENERALLY i HAVE BEEN POSITIONED CLOSER TO, tHE BOTTOM, aHAHA,
tHE BEARTRAP SEEMED, sO MEAN, hE JUST WANTED, a SUCCULENT MEAL, tHEY COULD HAVE GIVEN HIM THE PIE, iNSTEAD OF, pIEING, hIM,
WHY ARE YOu A HOuND. IS THIS A COMMON HuMAN FEATuRE. I SOMEHOW NEVER NOTICED?
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HAPPY #ERIDANWEEK TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE. REMEMBER TO ANOINT YOUR FOREHEAD WITH ASHES TO COMMEMORATE HIS VICTORY OVER ALL LUSII. #IMCOMING
I have a feeling my hired consort translator may be absolutely hamfisting this meeting.
↗️MY DETRACTORS AND HATERS WILL FIND THEMSELVES AGOG WITH THE INFORMATION THAT I HAVE RECEIVED A VERIFICATION BADGE, HONORING MY LOYALTY AND ALSO GRACE IN STEELING THE LADDER OF BUSINESS.↗️ ↘️if you are preparing your greasy typestumps on your keyboard, ready to leave a disparaging comment against me, please denote the badge.↘️ ↗️AND MAYBE THINK TWICE.↗️ ↘️it's all coming up wrothe.↘️ ↗️WE ARE POPPING THE BIGGEST BOTTLES WHEN THE GROWL JONES IS UP TONIGHT.↗️
I promised that if my previous post received enough likes, I would show you all which piece of godfiction inspired me to lobby for the criminalization of godfiction, and I intend to follow through. It was not a literary work as you might suspect, but a video. It has now been taken down, but you may recognize these screenshots. Let me know if you do. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1d43b6ab0101.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fc41a01b715e.png
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f77d2ab64c37.png
WHOEVER WAS "RESPONSIBLE" FOR ANY OF YOUR SO-CALLED SCHOOL FEEDINGS SHOULD BE SO ASHAMED OF THEMSELVES FOR THE SHODDY HACK-JOB THEY LEFT BEHIND THAT THEY'RE LEFT PERPETUALLY VOMITING OUT OF SELF-DISGUST AND SHAME. I HOPE THEY ALL DROWN IN A DISGUSTING SLURRY OF THEIR OWN DISMAY FLUID AND TRACT ACID.
Im actually sorry If you ever want someone to slug your parents ring me up
yEAH, a COOL GUY MAN, fOREVER!
i THINK, iT IS IMPORTANT TO REMAIN, a CHILD AT PUSHER, tO SOME DEGREE, tHOUGH, i AM ALSO A, mATURE MANLY MAN, bUT, iF YOU ARE HAVING TROUBLE READING, dID YOU LOSE YOUR GLASSES, mAYBE?
getting really comfortable with hitting the cancel button #maintainthatrep
>([#ad a regulator s#ow up at my door askin w#ere i was last nig#t i told em at your lusus #ouse anyways long story s#ort my #earing is on monday]
why do people keep watching this. hiss. https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/92144236_MLCUR1IT143C688.jpg
find my pages
wOW, tHAT IS REALLY, cRAFTY LIKE, iN TERMS OF, cARPENTRY SKILLS! i'M GLAD YOU'VE MADE, a NICE AND CHILL, FRIEND,
tHANKS, i THINK YOUR SMILEY, iS COOL ALSO, eVEN WITHOUT, mY HORNS, bECAUSE, iT IS VERY YOU!
Ah! A ffellowf gentle ffellow, you docifile non threathfening naturef hasf made me feel welcomed and appreciatedf thank uf ffor takingf the time to considerf othfer peoplesf safety *Does a happyf piourette and shimmy as I ffire my sixf-sfhooters into the air safelyf*
Youf deservef all te happinessf pardner *Tipsf hat to you*
}:D
yEAH, tHAT SOUNDS LIKE, a GOOD AND FUN, aCTIVITY FOR, a GROWING CHILD/TEENAGER, sHOULD BE, fUN!
wOW,,, wELL, i STILL HAVE NOT, gOTTEN TO TALK, tO jUNIOR, bUT,,, i AM GLAD, yOU WILL HAVE ME, nIECE, dESPITE, tHE DEADBEATNESS..!
i THINK THAT SOMETIMES, gETTING TO A BETTER PLACE, tHAT YOU WANT TO, bE AT FEELS LIKE, tWO STEPS FORWARD, aND ONE STEP BACK, oR MAYBE, tHREE STEPS FORWARDS AND, tWO BACK, oR MAYBE oNE BACK, oR, fIVE FORWARDS AND, tHREE BACK, aND, sOMETIMES IT IS EASY TO FEEL LIKE, yOU HAVE MADE IT, aND ARE DONE, sTEPPING, bUT THEN, yOU TRIP OR THERE IS, a ROCK IN THE WAY, aND YOU TRIP, aND SUDDENLY THERE ARE NO, sTEPS, aND YOUR KNEE IS, sCRAPED, aND YOU WONDER, wHAT IT HAS ALL BEEN FOR, aND FEEL LIKE, yOU ARE SUDDENLY, sIX SWEEPS AGAIN, aND,,, wELL, i GUESS THERE REALLY IS NOT, a CURE FOR THAT, bESIDES i GUESS, aCCEPTING, tHAT IT IS SOMETHING THAT CAN HAPPEN, eVEN IF YOU ARE NOT, eXPECTING IT, aHAHA, #INSPIRATION #GROWTH #MYtHOUGHTS #WALKING
new banner ^0^ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b7a1eef334cf.png (tags: The Rankmaid/Chitter, banner, yaoi, fujoshi pride, my face, archive rating: T)
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 #LUSUSPOSTING LOVE TO LOVE HATING THAT I LOVE THIS CRAZY MUTHAFUCKER. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d70d3d6fe59c.png
Tail won’t stop wagging—
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ That's a good one. ]
↘️stop posting quad applications.↘️ ↗️START POSTING JOB APPLICATIONS.↗️
- #LordDeabth #PleaseLetMeCLearMyInboxFirst #EmmailsThenIDie #IfThatsOkWithYouIfNotICommpletelyUnderstand,Thanks
I'm so mad I'm going to look at a picture of the Chairmancer so I won't be so mad. #MakeHimPay #ImComing - MC Oleana
- DEATH? #Immdyign #Dying ##Dying #Dying #DyingForReal #HeartAttart https://i.ibb.co/yFZSVMKS/immage.png
WE ARE FAILING OUR WRIGGLERS. THEY ARE DRINKING SLOP. WE NEED TO FEED THEM HEALTHY ELIXIRS, LIKE FAYGO. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/31de63d875c3.png
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If I ever became unemployed they might as well just cull me. It's more merciful than enduring that humiliation, honestly. - MC Oleana
Hey. This is art.
~unsettling
i gotta stop beefing vwith people for no reason but its so FUN.
number one enemy of the west brian griffin finally apprehended
its “find my pages” friday
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CHILDISH GAMBINO DOES HAVE SOME BANGERS.
i'm double wielding, crowbar better watch the fuck out.
Who up digging holes and fetching balls—
you can diamond test my person and itll all come back ice
already did! don't worry.
the monkeys paw curls. typing quirk thats a hex that forces you to read the whole thing out loud every single time
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Very incorrect you can also kill idiotic people too in it.
Mutt is keeping me company while I work on commissions before bed— https://i—postimg—cc/rFdfG2tX/IMG-2111—png—
🎦 lightbulbs are kinda spicy these thangz smack bro
#orph nerchudsc r Title uses the cursed letter like two-three times. It's how you know they're one piece of shit.
mY FrIeNdS AnD OnE EnE-FrIeNd! hTtPs://i.iMgUr.cOm/fL0GoMl.pNg @dIgItAlRiNgMaStEr @PoMnIjEsTeR @aMaZiNgDiGiTaLcHeF BlEeEeHhHhH
Let the fraggles play. Down in fraggle rock.
you dont need to act like you desrve dialup internet youre better than that :pensivegrub:
#ImComing to eridans week but only if he puts on like a velvety robe and this big ol conical hat.... ohhhh yea.... thats rite
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-------------------------------------OOC------------------------------------- ---------------------- PINNED POST / ACCOUNT ESSENTIALS --------------------- DISCLAIMER: If you have been blocked, please do not take it personally. Some blocks are being used more as a "mute" function, and very few are actually serious. If you write something I don't want to see, I will probably block you to avoid accidentally interacting. This may include extreme #NSFW, visual nudity, ERP, #incest, or fetishposting. Exceptions made when it's funny. Roger Rabbit Rules on all things. -------------------------------- JANE CROCKER -------------------------------- Generic Earth C Jane Crocker. 25 years old. CEO of Crockercorp. Unethical billionaire, socially controversial figure, NOT YET pursuing a career in politics. May not be canon compliant. Not married or publicly affiliated in any romantic relationship. No children (yet). Slowly drifting apart from the other Creators. Neurotic. Rude. Self-enabling. Closet case. Millennial. Spoilers from other timelines are A-OK. Doubles are great. DMs are open to all for IC and OOC interaction. Will thread in DM or move longform to MXRP.
She Monster on my Hunter till I Rise.
🎦 you got it boss lolzzzz actually just hop in the stream and ill shadow drop 150 gift subs
One more. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/880761702944219146/1486894154557558935/ladders.png?ex=69c72997&is=69c5d817&hm=007a41a497e41ca5ecc73baf851d47fcc99087b28ed8396dd10ae90aee10bd5a&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=569&height=569
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>([went to mad at you island and t#ere were a lot of people t#ere actually. old friends and acquaintances. people you cut off in traffic. t#at guy you bumped into on accident at t#e store. but its okay. i looked around and t#ere were no #omes built on t#e island and no infrastructure. t#e only t#ing anyone was building was boats to sail away. and maybe t#ey wont go to forgiving you island. but t#ats okay. nobody stays at mad at you island forever]
The people cry out for justice, and their voices reach me no matter where I am. Know that I am with you, always.
Is bugs troll?
folykl tip #8: i just won squid game
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My little bro can be a boy or a girl or whatever they wanna be. Still a disappointment though.
damn not even 5 mins in and i got like 10+ notifs got me feeling famous
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i cleaned up a bit in celebration of 100 followers! please take a seat wherever! ^0^ (tags: my face, rankmaid-sensei, #nsfw just in case, thank you!, archive rating: M) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0453d5ab6a67.png
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