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I forget if I've shared this photo before. It's one of my favorites. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/85d370396a6a.png
i dont evven got to ask if anyone is mad at me this time #eridanwweek
dOUBLE YURI MARRIED #GIRL
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH MY ACCOUNT? WHO THE HELL POSTED THAT IMAGE????
I am not having an affair with that crook. Please do not mistake me for unintelligent. He is despicable. #millerverse #noir
I've got to see what all this #IWANTCANDY business is about.
Why is everyone BARKING. We are not DOGTAURS, people.
dis #eridanweek has ben p yaoiful :)
D --> Is it improper for me as one of the %tended pantheon on Earth C to lowball people on the Chittr marketplace?
FOUR. A NUMBER HELD IN SUSPICION AND DISDAIN BY EASTERN BEFORAN AND EASTERN ALTERNIAN SOCIETY FOR ITS CONNOTATION WITH THEIR LANGUAGE'S WORD FOR "DEATH." I'VE LONG BEEN FASCINATED BY THIS FACT, FOR AS WE ALL KNOW, THE ROMANTIC INCLINATION OF TROLLS IS TURNED TO QUADS, AND THUS THE FOUR THAT IS SO MALIGNED BY A VAST SWATH OF THOSE WHO FEEL THE EMOTIONAL PULL TOWARDS THE QUADRANT SYSTEM IN SPITE OF THEIR FEAR. THEIR MISGIVINGS. It is a number I can comfortably operate with. As we all know, today marks the fourth day of the publicly endorsed corporate masturbation session known as Eridanweek. Crockercorp’s CEO @gutsyGumshoe repeatedly using the phrase “pantheon” when referring to the titular Eridan makes it clear that the entire festival is an event intended to exploit Earth-C’s laws around freedom of religion. The use of the Crockercorp branded Tiara tops (note the signatures in @twentyfourCarat ‘s most recent chits) as some sick echo of Alternian Imperial Reconditioning biotech has also not gone unnoticed. How many thousands have already given up their very souls by putting one of those stupid headsets on? I PROPOSE AN ALTERNATIVE TO CEDING ONESELF TO THIS NEW, HUMAN EMPIRE. IF YOU DO NOT ATTEND ERIDANWEEK DAY FOUR, YOU WILL BE ABLE TO FREE YOURSELF FROM THE SHACKLES THAT CROCKERCORP IS ALL TOO WILLING TO PLACE UPON YOUR GRASPNUBS.YOU WILL, BY THIS SHOW OF WILL, PROVE YOURSELF WORTHY OF SURVIVAL. IF, HOWEVER, YOU ARE UNABLE TO UNLATCH FROM THE OOZING TEAT OF YOUR CORPORATE MISTRESS, YOU WILL MEET WITH MY ANSWER TO THE LOOMING TYRANNY OF CORPORATE IMPERIAL CONTROL OVER THE MASSES. #ERIDANWEEKDAY4 #IMCOMING #SAMURAIISSTILLDEADPARTY
tHAT SOUNDS, bAD,
oH, oKAY, i WILL NOT, uSE THAT WORD THOUGH,
:33 < BREAKING NEWS!!! Good Meowning, loyal readers, today is a good day, because today is the day @gutsyGumshoe has decided to enter the ring with The Leijon Gossip Column! And by extension, the Beforian times as not only has she THREATENED to unlawfully put the staff and writers BEHIND BARS for simply reporting the news as they s33 it, but has ADMITTED to the fact she may have ind33d b33n on illicit substances! Check out the hot proof below! #substances https://i.imgur.com/hID0nS1.png https://i.imgur.com/B7hMEsO.png
MY HATRED FER TRANSPHOBIA KILLED THE SITE. SORRY ABOUT THAT. ANYWAY, HOW YA DOIN BABES.
// the MASSIVE popularity of chittr and the growing userbase of mxrp has finally reached the operational capacity of my server! which means, I need to rent a secondary one and split things up so both services have a smoother experience im aware of the issues on mxrp. this is due to ram starvation. im in the process of, right now, setting up that second server to put chittr on. please standby. #siteupdates
troll bruno mars is such a fuckin hack #eridanweek #putmeupthere #hereswonderwvall
yOU ARE, sO MUCH BRAVER, tHAN i,,,
we're all the mass hallucinati0ns 0f autistic burn0ut kids.
life is sh0rt. gnaw s0me0ne's leg 0ff.
lmao wtf is happ3ning b3hind th3 m3dical t3nt at #3ridanw33k do3s this ha<3 to do with th3 #trollbrunomars stuff? https://cdn.imgch3st.com/fil3s/96c0f9702825.png
yes paradox alternate universe kind of daughter :)
there are some rumors going around that if you cross a picket line ill "blow your shit clean off" this is only kind of true you will not die :)
the last thing he sang 2 me was..... was.... ~wheres roxyyyy (Uh)~
BEFORE THIS EVENT I HAD NO CLUE WHO TROLL BRUNO MARS WAS. BUT MY GREATEST THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS ARE BEING SENT OUT FOR HIM AND HIS FANS.
Thinking of becoming abnormal and offputting. Not sure I could manage.
I WOULD HAVE TO DISAGREE! I MAY NOT HAVE HAD A TURN TO #BOUNCEONIT YET, BUT ONCE THAT TRAMPOLINE IS FREED UP YOU BEST BELIEVE I WILL RECTIFY THAT MISFORTUNE!
i had to close the livestream its getting actually scary #eridanweek
tHEY FUCKING SHOT HIM, #eRIDANwEEK
(( https://msparp.chat/eridanwweek For any latecomers ))
yEAH, a ONE-TROLL, tRAMPOLINE,
tHERE'S A LINE, i ALREADY, fINISHED MY TURN, #bOUNCINGoNiT,
i HAVE NOT BEEN, mADE TO BE, iN A PLACE i HAVE NOT, wANTED TO BE FOR, aT LEAST A FEW PERIGEES, pROBABLY, sO i AM DOING, pRETTY DANG GOOD, tHANK YOU, i HOPE THE SAME LIKEWISE, fOR YOU,
yOU KNOW WHAT, yOU ARE, sO RIGHT, i COULD PROBABLY, sIT COMFORTABLY AT LIKE, tHE 7TH OR MAYBE, eVEN SIXTH, rUNG!
tHAT SOUNDS, uMMM, i MEAN, i DO NOT EVEN, eAT, aNY ANIMAL PRODUCTS, sO i FEEL LIKE, i WOULD NOT REALLY, bE DOING MUCH UP THERE, aNYWAYS,
mHM, wE ARE ALL A PART OF, tHE PYRAMID, oF LIFE, }:)
oH, yOU FLATTER ME, rUBY THOUGH, gENERALLY i HAVE BEEN POSITIONED CLOSER TO, tHE BOTTOM, aHAHA,
tHE BEARTRAP SEEMED, sO MEAN, hE JUST WANTED, a SUCCULENT MEAL, tHEY COULD HAVE GIVEN HIM THE PIE, iNSTEAD OF, pIEING, hIM,
WHY ARE YOu A HOuND. IS THIS A COMMON HuMAN FEATuRE. I SOMEHOW NEVER NOTICED?
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HAPPY #ERIDANWEEK TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE. REMEMBER TO ANOINT YOUR FOREHEAD WITH ASHES TO COMMEMORATE HIS VICTORY OVER ALL LUSII. #IMCOMING
I have a feeling my hired consort translator may be absolutely hamfisting this meeting.
↗️MY DETRACTORS AND HATERS WILL FIND THEMSELVES AGOG WITH THE INFORMATION THAT I HAVE RECEIVED A VERIFICATION BADGE, HONORING MY LOYALTY AND ALSO GRACE IN STEELING THE LADDER OF BUSINESS.↗️ ↘️if you are preparing your greasy typestumps on your keyboard, ready to leave a disparaging comment against me, please denote the badge.↘️ ↗️AND MAYBE THINK TWICE.↗️ ↘️it's all coming up wrothe.↘️ ↗️WE ARE POPPING THE BIGGEST BOTTLES WHEN THE GROWL JONES IS UP TONIGHT.↗️
I promised that if my previous post received enough likes, I would show you all which piece of godfiction inspired me to lobby for the criminalization of godfiction, and I intend to follow through. It was not a literary work as you might suspect, but a video. It has now been taken down, but you may recognize these screenshots. Let me know if you do. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1d43b6ab0101.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fc41a01b715e.png
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WHOEVER WAS "RESPONSIBLE" FOR ANY OF YOUR SO-CALLED SCHOOL FEEDINGS SHOULD BE SO ASHAMED OF THEMSELVES FOR THE SHODDY HACK-JOB THEY LEFT BEHIND THAT THEY'RE LEFT PERPETUALLY VOMITING OUT OF SELF-DISGUST AND SHAME. I HOPE THEY ALL DROWN IN A DISGUSTING SLURRY OF THEIR OWN DISMAY FLUID AND TRACT ACID.
Im actually sorry If you ever want someone to slug your parents ring me up
yEAH, a COOL GUY MAN, fOREVER!
i THINK, iT IS IMPORTANT TO REMAIN, a CHILD AT PUSHER, tO SOME DEGREE, tHOUGH, i AM ALSO A, mATURE MANLY MAN, bUT, iF YOU ARE HAVING TROUBLE READING, dID YOU LOSE YOUR GLASSES, mAYBE?
yEAH!!!!!!!!
@CANIDaNARCHISM iS THIS, a GOOD IDEA, dO YOU THINK?
hMM OKAY, aNOTHER ONE, oF YOU i THINK, oF YOUR, nEW GENERATION, sO TO SPEAK, aSKED ME TO PLAY, sOCCER WITH HER SO, i WAS THINKING, iT COULD BE COOL, tO START A TEAM, aND i COULD BE LIKE, tHE COOL AND RELATABLE, cOACH nITRAM WHO, yOU COME TO FOR, aDVICE, aND SHARE A MENTOR TO, mENTEE ROLE, wITH AND, wE BOTH LEARN, mANY VALUABLE LIFE LESSONS THROUGH, oNE UNFORGETTABLE SUMMER,
getting really comfortable with hitting the cancel button #maintainthatrep
>([#ad a regulator s#ow up at my door askin w#ere i was last nig#t i told em at your lusus #ouse anyways long story s#ort my #earing is on monday]
why do people keep watching this. hiss. https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/92144236_MLCUR1IT143C688.jpg
find my pages
wOW, tHAT IS REALLY, cRAFTY LIKE, iN TERMS OF, cARPENTRY SKILLS! i'M GLAD YOU'VE MADE, a NICE AND CHILL, FRIEND,
tHANKS, i THINK YOUR SMILEY, iS COOL ALSO, eVEN WITHOUT, mY HORNS, bECAUSE, iT IS VERY YOU!
Ah! A ffellowf gentle ffellow, you docifile non threathfening naturef hasf made me feel welcomed and appreciatedf thank uf ffor takingf the time to considerf othfer peoplesf safety *Does a happyf piourette and shimmy as I ffire my sixf-sfhooters into the air safelyf*
Youf deservef all te happinessf pardner *Tipsf hat to you*
yEAH, tHAT SOUNDS LIKE, a GOOD AND FUN, aCTIVITY FOR, a GROWING CHILD/TEENAGER, sHOULD BE, fUN!
wOW,,, wELL, i STILL HAVE NOT, gOTTEN TO TALK, tO jUNIOR, bUT,,, i AM GLAD, yOU WILL HAVE ME, nIECE, dESPITE, tHE DEADBEATNESS..!
i THINK THAT SOMETIMES, gETTING TO A BETTER PLACE, tHAT YOU WANT TO, bE AT FEELS LIKE, tWO STEPS FORWARD, aND ONE STEP BACK, oR MAYBE, tHREE STEPS FORWARDS AND, tWO BACK, oR MAYBE oNE BACK, oR, fIVE FORWARDS AND, tHREE BACK, aND, sOMETIMES IT IS EASY TO FEEL LIKE, yOU HAVE MADE IT, aND ARE DONE, sTEPPING, bUT THEN, yOU TRIP OR THERE IS, a ROCK IN THE WAY, aND YOU TRIP, aND SUDDENLY THERE ARE NO, sTEPS, aND YOUR KNEE IS, sCRAPED, aND YOU WONDER, wHAT IT HAS ALL BEEN FOR, aND FEEL LIKE, yOU ARE SUDDENLY, sIX SWEEPS AGAIN, aND,,, wELL, i GUESS THERE REALLY IS NOT, a CURE FOR THAT, bESIDES i GUESS, aCCEPTING, tHAT IT IS SOMETHING THAT CAN HAPPEN, eVEN IF YOU ARE NOT, eXPECTING IT, aHAHA, #INSPIRATION #GROWTH #MYtHOUGHTS #WALKING
new banner ^0^ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b7a1eef334cf.png (tags: The Rankmaid/Chitter, banner, yaoi, fujoshi pride, my face, archive rating: T)
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 #LUSUSPOSTING LOVE TO LOVE HATING THAT I LOVE THIS CRAZY MUTHAFUCKER. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d70d3d6fe59c.png
Tail won’t stop wagging—
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ That's a good one. ]
↘️stop posting quad applications.↘️ ↗️START POSTING JOB APPLICATIONS.↗️
- #LordDeabth #PleaseLetMeCLearMyInboxFirst #EmmailsThenIDie #IfThatsOkWithYouIfNotICommpletelyUnderstand,Thanks
I'm so mad I'm going to look at a picture of the Chairmancer so I won't be so mad. #MakeHimPay #ImComing - MC Oleana
- DEATH? #Immdyign #Dying ##Dying #Dying #DyingForReal #HeartAttart https://i.ibb.co/yFZSVMKS/immage.png
WE ARE FAILING OUR WRIGGLERS. THEY ARE DRINKING SLOP. WE NEED TO FEED THEM HEALTHY ELIXIRS, LIKE FAYGO. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/31de63d875c3.png
>([#t#rowback to w#en t#e #fiduspawn company added a c#aracter w#o p#otos#opped #er tatas lmao #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/a59d80ccaf05.png]
If I ever became unemployed they might as well just cull me. It's more merciful than enduring that humiliation, honestly. - MC Oleana
~unsettling
i gotta stop beefing vwith people for no reason but its so FUN.
hEy guys did you know https://filE.gardEn/aPO8brGC2g82JiEr/t3nE73u2t3hg1.gif did you sEE that👀
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number one enemy of the west brian griffin finally apprehended
its “find my pages” friday
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CHILDISH GAMBINO DOES HAVE SOME BANGERS.
i'm double wielding, crowbar better watch the fuck out.
Who up digging holes and fetching balls—
you can diamond test my person and itll all come back ice
the monkeys paw curls. typing quirk thats a hex that forces you to read the whole thing out loud every single time
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Very incorrect you can also kill idiotic people too in it.
Mutt is keeping me company while I work on commissions before bed— https://i—postimg—cc/rFdfG2tX/IMG-2111—png—
🎦 lightbulbs are kinda spicy these thangz smack bro
#orph nerchudsc r Title uses the cursed letter like two-three times. It's how you know they're one piece of shit.
mY FrIeNdS AnD OnE EnE-FrIeNd! hTtPs://i.iMgUr.cOm/fL0GoMl.pNg @dIgItAlRiNgMaStEr @PoMnIjEsTeR @aMaZiNgDiGiTaLcHeF BlEeEeHhHhH
Let the fraggles play. Down in fraggle rock.
you dont need to act like you desrve dialup internet youre better than that :pensivegrub:
#ImComing to eridans week but only if he puts on like a velvety robe and this big ol conical hat.... ohhhh yea.... thats rite
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-------------------------------------OOC------------------------------------- ---------------------- PINNED POST / ACCOUNT ESSENTIALS --------------------- DISCLAIMER: If you have been blocked, please do not take it personally. Some blocks are being used more as a "mute" function, and very few are actually serious. If you write something I don't want to see, I will probably block you to avoid accidentally interacting. This may include extreme #NSFW, visual nudity, ERP, #incest, or fetishposting. Exceptions made when it's funny. Roger Rabbit Rules on all things. -------------------------------- JANE CROCKER -------------------------------- Generic Earth C Jane Crocker. 25 years old. CEO of Crockercorp. Unethical billionaire, socially controversial figure, NOT YET pursuing a career in politics. May not be canon compliant. Not married or publicly affiliated in any romantic relationship. No children (yet). Slowly drifting apart from the other Creators. Neurotic. Rude. Self-enabling. Closet case. Millennial. Spoilers from other timelines are A-OK. Doubles are great. DMs are open to all for IC and OOC interaction. Will thread in DM or move longform to MXRP.
She Monster on my Hunter till I Rise.
🎦 you got it boss lolzzzz actually just hop in the stream and ill shadow drop 150 gift subs
One more. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/880761702944219146/1486894154557558935/ladders.png?ex=69c72997&is=69c5d817&hm=007a41a497e41ca5ecc73baf851d47fcc99087b28ed8396dd10ae90aee10bd5a&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=569&height=569
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>([went to mad at you island and t#ere were a lot of people t#ere actually. old friends and acquaintances. people you cut off in traffic. t#at guy you bumped into on accident at t#e store. but its okay. i looked around and t#ere were no #omes built on t#e island and no infrastructure. t#e only t#ing anyone was building was boats to sail away. and maybe t#ey wont go to forgiving you island. but t#ats okay. nobody stays at mad at you island forever]
The people cry out for justice, and their voices reach me no matter where I am. Know that I am with you, always.
Bes♰ Of Chi♰♰r #005 h♰♰ps://file.garden/zwf5bs-4bkobryeh/bes♰ofchi♰♰r/005.png
My little bro can be a boy or a girl or whatever they wanna be. Still a disappointment though.
damn not even 5 mins in and i got like 10+ notifs got me feeling famous
People confess here like its a booth at a clurch-
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this is the gender equality that feminists strive for
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i cleaned up a bit in celebration of 100 followers! please take a seat wherever! ^0^ (tags: my face, rankmaid-sensei, #nsfw just in case, thank you!, archive rating: M) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0453d5ab6a67.png
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