♦ pitied by @canidAnarchism
HEY, guys. I just wanna share my BANNER which I MASTERFULLY crafted of one of my favorite guys, SENATAUR STEPHEN. I put together two NOTORIOUS PICS, which show the DICHOTOMY of how a real man should BE. You can totally CRASH OUT at a sweet RAGER, and still have the RESTRAINT to get in your serving of VEG in for the day. Literal masterclass in GUYHOOD. #SUBSTANCES #anddontforget #VEG https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ce38cb83e685.jpg
When you're talking to your BRO about doing something NAUGHTY-- just THINK. What would SWISS do. #suggestive #ruletags #rulefollowersyesINDEED https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a2d2daf2c556.png
iT SEEMS TO ME, tO BE A STRANGE SET OF PRIORITIES TO, bE ACTIVELY ATTEMPTING TO BE A JERK, bUT THEN GETT1NG MAD WHEN, pEOPLE THINK YOU ARE A JERK, iN WAYS YOU PERHAPS, dID NOT INTEND BUT ARE STILL, dOING, oR, tO GET UPSET WHEN YOU ARE, bEING A JERK, aS IS YOUR STATED GOAL, aND THEN OTHER PEOPLE, aRE L1KE, hEY, qUIT BEING A JERK, jERK, iT'S JUST,,, tHERE IS TH1S ENTIRE CULTURE i THINK, oF BEING PERFORMATIVELY MEAN, tHEN CALLING PEOPLE, eASILY OFFENDED OR SOMETHING, bUT i THINK THAT, iF YOU WERE FLICKING SOMEONE, oVER AND OVER, iN REAL LIFE, tHEN GOT INDIGNANT WHEN THEY TELL YOU, tO STOP, oR FLICK YOU BACK,,, iT IS JUST, wIGGLERISH BEHAVIOR, vERY SELF-CENTERED AND, sOLIPSISTIC, iF YOU WILL, aND i THINK THE BEST SOLUTION, iF YOU ARE A BULLY, bUT CAN NOT HANDLE, eMOTIONALLY, bE1NG CALLED OUT, aS A BULLY, tHEN, tHE BEST SOLUTION IS TO QUIT BEING, a BULLY, aND, iT IS NOT AS THOUGH, tHAT BEING A BULLY, eXISTS IN A VACUUM ANYWAYS, iF YOU ARE OKAY WITH BEING, cALLED A BULLY, bUT NOT A MISOGYNISTIC OR, hOMOPHOBE OR TRANSPHOBE, oR, rACIST OR ABLEIST, i MEAN,,, a HUGE SWATH OF INSULTS, aRE BASED AROUND, aLL THOSE THINGS, iMPLYING SOMEONE IS LESSER OR, a PART OF ONE OF THESE GROUPS, wHETHER OR NOT THEY ARE REALLY, wHICH IMPLIES THEY ARE LESSER, iN THE EYES OF THE BULLY, lIKE, wE WENT OVER A LOT OF TH1S, sORT OF TH1NG IN MY wOMEN'S sTUDIES COURSES, lIKE FROM WIGGLERHOOD, a GO TO INSULT IS, gIRLY, oR PUSSY, oR A B-WORD, aLL MEANING, wEAK OR SOFT OR COWARDLY OR, eMOTIONAL, aND 1S IT ANY SURPRISE THAT, tHIS CLEARLY STEMS, fROM MISOGYNISTIC IDEALS, tHAT FOR SOMEONE TO BE, "WOMANLY," IS INSULTING, a BAD THING, aND SOME PEOPLE WILL SAY DUMB STUFF, lIKE, cALL YOU THE SEXIST FOR IMPLY1NG, wOMEN ARE LIKE THAT, aND THUS FITTING OF THE INSULTS, aND THAT IS JUST, a RED HERRING ARGUMENT, wE LIVE IN A SOCIETY, wE CAN NOT JUST PRETEND THAT, tHIS STUFF 1SN'T THE BELIEF SYSTEM, hELD BY HUGE SWATHS OF PEOPLE, aND TO DO SO IS DISINGENUOUS, tO A HUGE DEGREE, aND L1KE, iS IT REALLY A BIG DEAL, iF ONE PERSON CALLS SOMEONE, a B-WORD? nOT REALLY, bUT, i LIKE TO THINK OF IT LIKE, pICKING UP LITTER, yES WE NEED, bROADER CHANGE, aT THE TOP, tO SOLVE THE PROBLEM BUT, wHILE SMALL CORRECTIONS ON AN INDIV1DUAL LEVEL, wON'T FIX EVERYTHING, wE CAN LEAVE A SPACE NICER THAN, wE FOUND IT AND, iF A LOT OF US ALL DO THAT, iT CAN MAKE A BIG DIFFERENCE, i THINK, aND, sOME PEOPLE WILL PROBABLY GO, tOO LONG, d1DN'T READ ALL THAT, oR, mAJOR YAPPING, oR, wOW, i'M LIVING IN YOUR PAN RENT-FREE, aND L1KE,,, oKAY? gOOD FOR YOU, i AM SHARING MY THOUGHTS ON, tHINGS THAT ARE IMPORTANT TO ME, aND IF YOU CHOOSE NOT TO ENGAGE, wITH THEM OR, tAKE ME HAVING BIG THOUGHTS AS, a SIGN YOU HAVE WON, sOME ARGUMENT THEN, i'M OKAY WITH THAT, i JUST HOPE THAT, mAYBE PEOPLE WILL TH1NK MORE, aBOUT THE GOLDEN RULE AND, aBOUT T.H.I.N.K., bECAUSE, i THINK IF WE ALL, tREATED OTHERS JUST A BIT BETTER THEN, eARTH C OR, wHEREVER YOU PERSONALLY LIVE, cOULD BECOME JUST A LITTLE BIT, bETTER AND, i THINK THAT'S WORTH A TRY, rIGHT?
Not justifying shit, I'm saying it's not my fault you misinterpreted 8e 8eing an asshole as me 8eing misogynistic, that part is ENTIRELY on y'all.
Sorry, thought you'd like a mirror image of you 8awling a8out a nothing8urger pro8lem!
So I've seen........
｢(´_ゝ`) megane-san could pilot the eva, nyo problem! ♪(´ε｀*) megane-san is just better than baka shinji-san.｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: baka means dumb!!! (￣～￣；) gyahhh, shinji-san is syo stupid and lame! (￢_￢) megane-san could do better.]
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I'm not sitting here replying to myself, am I? Unless I'm in a k-hole again, in whicu case........ Fuck.
Fuck, may8e I am in a k-hole with the typos I make.
8ecause I don't entertain such low-effort 8rainrot responses? Also, I shouldn't 8e ANYONES HERO. PFFFFFFFFT— OH. MY. GOG. THAT'S A GOOD ONE!!!!!!!!
What........ Does that even mean? You're just em8arrassing yourself at that r8. ::::/ Hang up the social media, jit. Get your money up 8efore you try to get your funny up.
damn i didnt know everyone wanted to see me that bad
Nah, I'm just defending my fellow dogs of war. Wait, shit, when did my camera turn on.
dude you are so mean to me for no reason i could absolutely work crash bandicoot’s vibe though easy
cRASH bANDICOOT 1S, hOT SHIT THOUGH,
NEWVERMIND I CANT STOP VWINNING!!!!!!! #score shevwantsme #couch #ifykyk
hey me. havent seen yo ass in a while.
ah. thats how it fuckin goes. sadly.
Kid just looked at me, opened his mouth and the dial up sound just played. Walks away like nothing happened I'm too tired for this
@canidanarchism you can h8 my chitt but ur still hot
all i ever played was fetch. my jade used to throw the ball to far away on the ocean.
I DONT FUCKIN READ. THERES NO BOOKS AROUND THIS FUCKIN GOD KNOWS WHERE FUCKIN ISLAND.
nO ONE HAS EVEN ASKED, wHY i PUT AWAY MY, #mYePICbALL,,,,,,,
Ɏ mea-a-an a-a-and evil a-a-and for why Ɏ
I HAVE NOT SEEN A MOVIE.
SOON ENOUGH YOU'LL LEARN WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE A SPECKLE OF SHIT SWIRLED DOWN TO SEWER LAND TO PLAY WITH HUMAN MARIO THE PLUMBER. WHO WILL STOMP YOU FOR BEING AN IMBECILE. YOU BRAT.
YOU NEED TO LEARN MANNERS AROUND LITTLE FALSE MEN. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO MIGHT BE WATCHING FROM INSIDE.
youre just a yappin chihuahua to me and thus unwworthy a my most macro of aggressions you fuckin runt go learn some beam attacks before you think about steppin to the prince
Mwahaha. I am Negatav. I hate fun. And flying. @CALIGULASaQUARIUM HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/CA1C87D400F2.PNG
↗️I AM GOING TO HAVE YOU STEEL YOUR THOUGHTSPONGES NOW.↗️ ↘️implore your creativity to picture something as marvelous as it is↘️ ↘️educational.↘️ ↗️I AM SITTING AT MY WORKPLATFORM, MY THINNEST PRONG INSERTED INTO THE INNER RING OF MY↗️ ↘️cartilage nub.↘️ ↗️COMMANDED INTO HAPPENING BY THE STEELED VISAGE OF A MORE ASTUTE, REFINED CLASS OF INDIGO.↗️ ↘️kryqus.↘️
well uh.... i really care about you!! :) and even though i never had a kid in this world i wanna make your existence easier :)
𖦤 Genuinely / can't / tell / if / this / is / meant / to / be, / like. / A / pun / of / some / kind? Cannot / for / the / life / of / me / tell / what / 'clown / hole' / is / trying / to / play / off / of Am / I / the / problem? / Should / I / know / what / a / clown / hole / is? :||
i just wanna undo the pain other jade caused you but im not that good at it :/
#tHEsPACEhASbEENwATCHED iT TOOK ME ALL NIGHT, tO CONSTRUCT THIS, bUT i THINK IT IS A GOOD REPRESENTATION OF THE BOND, sHARED BETWEEN TWO OF MY GOOD FRIENDS, aND ALSO, mE, sO i HAVE DECIDED TO ENGAGE IN A COMMON eARTH C PASTIME, tHAT IS, tHE CREATION OF A "FANCHILD" WHICH i THINK, aCTUALLY ALREADY SORT OF EXISTS, iN OTHER TIMELINES, sO THIS IS JUST MY PERSONAL RENDITION OF, tHIS PERSON i DO NOT KNOW, bUT ANYWAYS, hERE YOU GO! @GUTSYgUMSHOE @TERMINALLYcAPRICIOUS#2753 HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/1AA0E935D7D9.PNG
ill do my best i promise :(
sometimes you is the hardest thing you can do :/
?dog lautca na gnieb reh yb denesrow xelpmoc dog a htiw tnuc gnigar A
i am so irritated!!! everything is irritating me!!!
<<"wehh #mysounds">>
↘️i never liked those things.↘️ ↗️SO I WOULD NOT EVEN CARE IF THEY WERE TRADED IN FRONT OF ME.↗️ ↘️i have kept my eye on the value of certain creatures, regardless.↘️ ↗️THE UNHATCHED, FIRST GENERATION, HOLOGRAPHIC SPEWTORITA IS DOING NUMBERS ON THE RESHELL MARKET.↗️
↘️please do not attempt posting about stocks or bonds when i am not active on the website.↘️ ↗️I WOULD LIKE TO BE PRESENT FOR ALL OF YOUR INVESTMENTS, TO ADVISE, AS I AM LITERALLY THE SOLE PROPRIETOR OF HER IMPERIAL MARKET PRESENTLY AVAILABLE TO ASSIST WITH MARKETORTURING CONSULTATION.↗️ ↘️and it is kind of inconsiderate to attempt excluding me.↘️ ↗️WHEN I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS WHAT HE IS TALKING ABOUT.↗️
Furry ★dult I me★n
What is it with this sudden wave of hate flooding my telephone? My typewriter won't stop buzzing and my telephone will not cease ringing. Someone please end this immediately, as I have done no wrong. You are clearly all mistaken in your judgement and should not be judging me of all people. Horrible guests, you are.
wELL, wE HAVEN'T SEEN HIM, oR MUCH OF THE OTHERS ANYWAYS, sO,,,,,,,,
tHAT FEELS, uNFAIR TO HIM, hE SHOULD NOT HAVE TO LIVE IN MY, cOOL AND AWESOME SHADOW,
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i'm going to pull up my big girl pants and go get some stuff done. see you all soon!
for me its the #substance!
dont say that
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i smell incredible so jot that dowwn
iT WAS, a LITTLE DIFFERENT THAN, dRESS REHEARSAL BUT, tHE IMPROV WAS, a LITTLE FUN, i THINK?
Damn it. This site's programming RUINS my emoticons! <=>:[
Thas beautifu
yOU, aRE NOT, mY BUDDY,,, aPRIL fOOLS, yOU ARE, mY BUDDY! lIKE AND FOLLOW FOR MORE, sILLY SHENANIGANS, lIKE THAT ONE, pRECEDING THIS, cALL TO ACTION,
yOU ARE, sO MUCH BRAVER, tHAN i,,,
an intern is hitting on me and i have no idea how to process this
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/da1926e8ae24.png #eridanweek
They did not hit the second tower.
There are WAY too many of them for THAT.
Guess I'm UP. Good morning, everybody! RISE and GRIND!
i WISH, yOU WOULD NOT SPEAK THAT, wAY ABOUT THE, tEMPORALLY DISPLACED, mOTHER OF MY CHILD, }:(
wOW, tHAT IS REALLY, cRAFTY LIKE, iN TERMS OF, cARPENTRY SKILLS! i'M GLAD YOU'VE MADE, a NICE AND CHILL, FRIEND,
its been working like a charm for me so far
- To quote a VERY wise womman (because I think wommen, in general, are oft very wise) known by mmany Troll Sabrina Carpenter: - "I'mm working late." 😌
:33 < bweh?! :33 < theres no shoe lickings happening i gotta defend myself!! :33 < this post is just breaking a rule or two probably and :33 < uhhh :33 < i dont have anything constructive to add other than ‘it spooks me’ :SS :33 < but thats all i have to say on the matter!
Um. Ok.
Consider my support pledged!
:33 < clearly you nefur played flappy bird
iT IS THE SOUND, tHAT MY LUSUS BRAYED AT ME, wHEN, i WAS TAKEN IN, bY HIM, wHY IS YOUR NAME, rUBY THAT IS, a NICE NAME }:)
>([let em come i aint afraid to #onk a bitc#]