
「(´_ゝ`) megane-san could pilot the eva, nyo problem! ♪(´ε`*) megane-san is just better than baka shinji-san.」 [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: baka means dumb!!! ( ̄~ ̄;) gyahhh, shinji-san is syo stupid and lame! (¬_¬) megane-san could do better.]

「(; ̄Д ̄) megane-san is stronger than that.」

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「( ̄~ ̄;) megane-san would live.」

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「( ̄~ ̄;) megane-san would survive.」

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「(´ε ` ) megane-san would win.」

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「(´ロ`ノ)ノ megane-san doesn't asobu with baka gaijin like maguro-chan!! (;´Д`) byuttt.... if megane-san had to pilot the eva, he would use his energy diversion technique! (`∀´) and reroute all the power to his demon-slaying hand, where he would be unharmed! (^p^) kekeke, megane-san is so smart~」 [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: asobu means play! (*´ー`*) maguro-chan is a dumb westerner... eburibody knyow that megane-san is a warrior, just by looking at him!]

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