Tavvy just Tavvy
@gluttinousGymnast
Volorph (Voluntary Orphan),,, It's kind of compy (complicated). Just call me Tavv or Tavvy. Por favor. He/Him. I AM A GROWN BUTT GENTLEMAN.
Uhm,,, put a picture of yourself,,, down here,, and i'll do the best I can with a pen and my notepad,,, doodle i mean,,, #reactionbait #honestposting #thedoodler
When you're talking to your BRO about doing something NAUGHTY-- just THINK. What would SWISS do. #suggestive #ruletags #rulefollowersyesINDEED https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a2d2daf2c556.png
She never came home,,
>:εε who ar3 w3 waiting on? ;33 ~
Er,,, my roommate,, Ruby,,, she didn't come back last night and,, well i'm sure she's fine but i can't help but worry,,,
>:εε oh! did sh3 got hunting? ;33 ~
>:εε **go wowi3s thats a bad typo to commit ~
You scared me for a second,, but if she went hunting,,, maybe? They've always been the outdoorsy type,,,,, Maybe they're just having an impromptu camping trip,,, thank you Pounce, this made me feel a little better. :'B
>:εε you'r3 w3lcom3! th3y probably ar3 alright, if anything you should just go aft3r th3m! ;DD ~
In,,, in the woods? Alone,,, i can't,, really do that,,, i always black out and wake up 4 days later,,, with a macguyvered water purifier,,and splinters in my teeth,
Oh my creation,oh my creation, oh oh no,,,,!!! During the kerfuffle those caddish ruffians broke Ruby's dear limited edition, one of a kind,, hand sculpted B n B (Beavis and Butthead for those not in the know) statuette symbolizing their eternal bonds despite the turbulent trials of their youth,,,, it's completely in twixt!!!! Oh dear,, oh no,, oh,,, oh,,,, oh FUCK,
oH DUDE, yOU'RE FUCKED, sHE IS GOING TO, kICK YOUR ASS ABOUT THE PLACE, l1KE IT IS A PAIR OF, dEFLATED SOCCER BALLS, oR FOOTBALLS FOR, tHE LESS aMERICANLY, iNCLINED,
You,,,,, are not being a very good,, psuedo-standin mother figure right now,,, it is going to start a campus war and we are going to get EXPELLED and i am going to have to transfer my credits AGAIN and i just found a professor that doesn't answer at me and,, and,,,, and,
hMM, oKAY, i BET IF WE, pUT OUR NOGGINS TOGETHER, wE CAN FIND A WAY TO FIX IT, bEFORE SHE FINDS OUT, mAYBE LIKE, gLUE, oR, sUPER GLUE, oR, wE COULD TRY IT IN, oNE OF THE ALCHEMIZERS, lIKE,,, iF WE D1SCERN THE CODE FOR WHAT MEANS, bROKEN, wE COULD SUBTRACT THAT FROM, tHE CODE FOR THE BROKEN, hAND SCULPTED AND ONE OF A KIND, bNb, tO GET AN UNBROKEN, hAND SCULPTED AND, oNE OF A KIND bNb, tO REPLACE IT,
Yes yes oh god,,, please yes,,, whatever we need to do,,,, she is going to,,, it is going to have a fit,,,
I keep trying to clear the smoke out but my lungs can't hold it all,, ahoo ahoo ahoo (that's me coughing)
The MR club has retaliated against my last post and thrown a canister into my dorm,,, Ruby don't come home yet the room smells like mustard gas and anthrax,
Can the university's Men's Rights club please cease putting their flyers under my door,,,, i actually don't care all that much,, if you guys were that pressed for freedoms you wouldn't be able to print such an exorbitant amount of flyers,,, the color is off too,,, CMYK everyone, CMYK,,,
they're back on their tattoo campaign again,,,, <:B
ahem, you are Tavros Winifred (my middle name is Winifred) Crocker,, you are loved,,, you are kind,,, you are as cool as a cucumber, who cares that your soft spot didn't solidify until you were seven? You are tolerated by your friends, you are of moderate intelligence, you—
rock.
rOLL!
Ahem, i'm about to be real vulnerable with everyone here,, it's time for my daily affirmations.
Joining the rugby team and the only note i got was "seems a little too eager",,, what that mean?
stop, sending me that video,
i'm just going to keep sending it as long as you give me a reason.
There's some shenanigans going on around here, i'm certain,,,
joe.
mama!!
yea.
hey. i just said joe.
i didnt.
URRRRRGHHHH!!!! THAT'S IT!!!! DON'T CALL ME! DON'T CHIT ME! DON'T COME TO MY DORM!! WE'RE DONE!!!!! TAKE IT AWAY ROWLEY! https://youtu.be/SH7yyv5i6Ug?si=iIBv-mWPGNhXFXWH
I adjusted it to better suit my situation (I.e. not a troll)
A couple of you guys,, are dime-store perverts, but a few of you really go above and beyond,,, to be dollar-store perverts.
I hate to say it but,,,, when she's right she's right,,,
i know im right.
Whatever happened?
everything. what else.
you do realize. i dont really care. right. you can call me by either.
Oh,,, right, sorry,,, uhm,,, just thought i would,,,, tread lightly. Just in case,, I may just stick to Yiffy to,,, keep track better,
eh. whatever is best for ya bud.
I EXPECT A CERTAIN LEVEL OF ECCENTRICITY FROM THE EXTRATERRESTRIAL BUT SOME OF YOU FOLKS ARE CUCKOO-DOODLE-DOO.
sORRY,
Not you, dearheart.
Oh dear, what horrors have you faced today, Miss Crocker?
wwonder wwho this cuck you speak a is
y1PPEE! i AM REGULAR, aND HAVE A SWEET PETNAME, yAY!
Little Caesar's would never do this to me,,, pizza,, pizza,,,,
:33 < pass
Just felt my tummy twist,,,,
Are you alright, Tavvy?
Sorry i missed this message Pa,, i just had a little tummy trubs (trouble) is all,,, all tip shop now!
No worries there son, I'm glad you're all better now! :)