♣ mediated by @gluttinousGymnast
oH DUDE, yOU'RE FUCKED, sHE IS GOING TO, kICK YOUR ASS ABOUT THE PLACE, l1KE IT IS A PAIR OF, dEFLATED SOCCER BALLS, oR FOOTBALLS FOR, tHE LESS aMERICANLY, iNCLINED,
joe.
mama!!
yea.
CRASH AGAINST ME AND BE BROKEN.
my wwickedness cannot be measured by the form in wwhich i snort my clams you havve a lot to learn amateur
despite bein a touch higher on the hemospectrum than rusties or muds pissbloods are by far the wworst a the lesser lowwbloods if you evver see me agreein wwith a talkin battery its either a skinwwalker or ivve done too many nose clams again #substance
just had the misfortune a interactin wwith a BLOODY MINTBLOOD theyre seriously lettin anybody use this platform huh for FREE TOO fuck i miss the old splinternet they used to barkbeastpile you for bein slightly off hue noww this sort a degeneracy is not only flipperwwavved its encouraged
Expect big changes coming. This is most definitely NOT the account on which my marketing team makes their professional announcements, but I will issue this surplus note because it relates to some pet projects of mine. As of this morning, Crockercorp has officially acquired the Pizza Hut brand rights from Yum Consort Holdings (who really held us over a soup cauldron in the negotiations but whatever). Which means that we, Crockerlings, are one step closer to the Earth-C Combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell.
A warrior must always wield his blade with honor and chivalry in his pusher~. He must know when to stri~ke~~~~~~~~! And when to keep it sheathed~. #Suggestive