♠ hated by @gluttinousGymnast

I know, son. I know.

Expect big changes coming. This is most definitely NOT the account on which my marketing team makes their professional announcements, but I will issue this surplus note because it relates to some pet projects of mine. As of this morning, Crockercorp has officially acquired the Pizza Hut brand rights from Yum Consort Holdings (who really held us over a soup cauldron in the negotiations but whatever). Which means that we, Crockerlings, are one step closer to the Earth-C Combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell.

The face he makes when he wants [to escape and assassinate you]. I haven't an inkling as to why he's still so ornery after all these years. I bring refreshments and everything! Coochie coochie coo.

What you're sorely missing is the clinical component of the analysis of my anatomy by Vesica, who has for weeks been helpfully checking in, intermittently, to advise me on helpful supplements to maximize my reproductive health! Nothing wrong with scoring high on a physical exam. :B

꧁https:⎠⎠cdn.imgchest.com⎠files⎠b21eb6a56591.png the people love jane's nook i guess #nsfw꧂