♠ hated by @gluttinousGymnast
"Take her swimming on the first date" is for pedestrians. Take HIM out for cookies on the first date. And use the milk mustache to map his features and assess his marital potential. Unless, of course, he's already sporting the necessary facial adornment. Then you can proceed to phase two and study up on the less significant factors, such as his interests.
I'm naut g-o-o-in' t'interrupt a young man de\/\/elopin' his martial skills.
Well we can certainly see who he takes after more.
Actually kind of insane to name your child Tavros. Jade would've been justified to freak the fuck out.
no. im ruby. wish i could help you though.
oH DUDE, yOU'RE FUCKED, sHE IS GOING TO, kICK YOUR ASS ABOUT THE PLACE, l1KE IT IS A PAIR OF, dEFLATED SOCCER BALLS, oR FOOTBALLS FOR, tHE LESS aMERICANLY, iNCLINED,
I know, son. I know.
Expect big changes coming. This is most definitely NOT the account on which my marketing team makes their professional announcements, but I will issue this surplus note because it relates to some pet projects of mine. As of this morning, Crockercorp has officially acquired the Pizza Hut brand rights from Yum Consort Holdings (who really held us over a soup cauldron in the negotiations but whatever). Which means that we, Crockerlings, are one step closer to the Earth-C Combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell.
The face he makes when he wants [to escape and assassinate you]. I haven't an inkling as to why he's still so ornery after all these years. I bring refreshments and everything! Coochie coochie coo.
What you're sorely missing is the clinical component of the analysis of my anatomy by Vesica, who has for weeks been helpfully checking in, intermittently, to advise me on helpful supplements to maximize my reproductive health! Nothing wrong with scoring high on a physical exam. :B
꧁https:⎠⎠cdn.imgchest.com⎠files⎠b21eb6a56591.png the people love jane's nook i guess #nsfw꧂