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When you're talking to your BRO about doing something NAUGHTY-- just THINK. What would SWISS do. #suggestive #ruletags #rulefollowersyesINDEED https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a2d2daf2c556.png
I often wonder if the lethal nature of the filial drones is somewhat overstated. Because I'm looking at some of you, and there is no chance in my mind that you are ALL getting laid!
>:εε you'r3 w3lcom3! th3y probably ar3 alright, if anything you should just go aft3r th3m! ;DD ~
>:εε oh! did sh3 got hunting? ;33 ~
>:εε **go wowi3s thats a bad typo to commit ~
not that its anyones fuckin business but yes it still grips and yes it still farts #nsfww
@cationicAgonist Hey is this good for your aura? I'm not an expert idk what helps tee hee I'm just so dense!
MY BLACK HEART ACHES AND POUNDS.
oH DUDE, yOU'RE FUCKED, sHE IS GOING TO, kICK YOUR ASS ABOUT THE PLACE, l1KE IT IS A PAIR OF, dEFLATED SOCCER BALLS, oR FOOTBALLS FOR, tHE LESS aMERICANLY, iNCLINED,
I don't want to hear any more insinuations about media's great romances. You all sniffle and yearn for the BLANDEST dynamics. They've already done a romance on television, and that one was enough. It was 1980, when they had that squirt with the big mouth whip a collar onto snippy old prairie bearcat Nellie Oleson.
What has happened to the once iron-clad tether that held me to my doggone desk? After yet another midmorning tour of the HQ Legacy Vault, I've become hopelessly addlepated by these old recipe books!!! I planned to release some more official announcements later in the afternoon, but for now... like this post, and I will assign you one of our very own- modern or legacy- BETTY CROCKER trademark recipes. :B #HappyMonday #GoodMood #IceBreaker #OrShallWeSay #IcingBreaker #🧁 IN THE QUEUE: unclaspedKahuna torvousCarnifex comedyGold bummelBoogie cationicAgonist crackedTungsten achillesAnalogue terminallyCapricious gangstasCrossbones cerbericApostle affableCantor gluttinousGymnast
>the rock-bangers are awakening to the incontrovertible sociological apex that is the unrestrained paramountcy of femdom >now if only you primi-foids made a habit of flashing random aliens a little more often we'd finally be having a proper dialogue LOLOLOL >alas
Some gentlemen serve no higher purpose- and derive no greater pleasure- than to receive the flagrant abuse of the ladies to which they swear their allegiance. And I think we should all plumb get OK with that! Frankly, I'm proud of them.
ʚ( I'm G♡ing T♡ Scream (p♡sitively) ❤︎mc ❤︎mc ❤︎mc I Have A Matesprit I Can't Believe It!!!!! https://c.ten♡r.c♡m/xvnnv2td8caaaaac/ten♡r.gif )ɞ
)/_ _.--..---"-,--c_ \L..' ._O__)_ ,-. _.+ _ \..--( / Oh dear! Is that a badge for... lizard lovers?! `\.-''__.-' \ ( \_ `''' `\__ /\ ')
twwilight sparkle wwas onto somethin wwhen she said her magic wwas real because it wwas an innate biological ability havvin piss all to do wwith the supernatural unlike curses an other such cretinism wwhich as wwe knoww does not abide by rationale or the lawws a science
out here at Chittrchella with the homies
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rock.
If your butte hath a hole, might I suggest, patchinge it. #suggestive
my wwickedness cannot be measured by the form in wwhich i snort my clams you havve a lot to learn amateur
depends on the night an the bender an also howw evvil im feelin
Hey all I wanted to come OOC to say im going to be a lot less active for a while. I had a death in the family, very close to me, but i didn't want to end up ghosting anyone that I've been hanging out with. I will probably rechitt this on all of my accounts so everyone i spend time with is aware Ty for being understanding, I will come back eventually, but I have a lot to do and I am in no state to be in character right now. Thank you for listening ( #death #sensitivecontent #violence, just in case. )
I EXPECT A CERTAIN LEVEL OF ECCENTRICITY FROM THE EXTRATERRESTRIAL BUT SOME OF YOU FOLKS ARE CUCKOO-DOODLE-DOO.
( Girl help I wanna go to an empathy planet I heard there might be empathy there. 😩😩😩😩😩 )<
Expect big changes coming. This is most definitely NOT the account on which my marketing team makes their professional announcements, but I will issue this surplus note because it relates to some pet projects of mine. As of this morning, Crockercorp has officially acquired the Pizza Hut brand rights from Yum Consort Holdings (who really held us over a soup cauldron in the negotiations but whatever). Which means that we, Crockerlings, are one step closer to the Earth-C Combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell.
xx_cheesy_on_my_peenie_and_a_sause-a_on_my_ballz_#nsfw_xx
Of course I pay it mind! I know I may not be the exact man who raised you, or knew you, but I still can admire the talents and qualities of a young man who deserves it!
...because you're stylish, new, and happening?
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🌳🌳🌳the🌸hunt🌸may🌿be🍄more🌿interesting.🌳🌳🌳
I'm guessin' it's Earth C? I'll just go there and fly around til I find ya. Don't worry, Tavvy, I won't let them gas ya!
F9rg9t t9 menti9n. Happy Disa6ility Awareness M9nth. 6ef9rans, please see y9ur Mediculler. Alternians, d9 n9t. #Disa6ilityM9nth #MedicullAwareness
N9w 6ef9re any9ne says anything, and I kn9w several 9f y9u are already preparing t9 say s9mething, likely inv9lving the w9rds “adult,” “fang 6races,” “skill issue,” 9r s9me unimagina6ly lazy remark a69ut h9w I sh9uld have simply all9wed my teeth t9 c9ntinue arranging themselves acc9rding t9 whatever jagged little ide9l9gy they were apparently pursuing in my m9uth, I w9uld like t9 state that 9rth9d9ntic c9rrecti9n is n9t, in itself, childish. #Fang6racesMenti9n #AdultTr9llMenti9n #Please6eMature Yes, I am an adult tr9ll. Yes, I have fang 6races. Yes, they are visi6le when I speak, which, as many 9f y9u have frequently and unfairly 96served, is 9ften. #Visi6ilityMenti9n #SpeakingMenti9n #N9tAnInvitati9n I did n9t ch99se t9 6e 69rn with fangs that, 9ver time, 6egan t9 create a set 9f practical, dietary, s9cial, and frankly dignity-related c9mplicati9ns. I als9 did n9t ch99se f9r the c9rrective apparatus t9 make every meal int9 a small 96stacle c9urse designed 6y s9me9ne wh9 apparently hates texture, temperature, chewing, and the c9ncept 9f pleasure as it pertains t9 eating. #DentalHealth #F99dMenti9n #TextureMenti9n #ChewingMenti9n And 6ef9re any9ne accuses me 9f exaggerati9n, please understand that there is a very real difference 6etween “I cann9t eat certain f99ds c9nveniently” and “I have 6een functi9nally alienated fr9m 9ne 9f the m9st 6asic 69dily rituals 6y an 9ng9ing medical interventi9n that every9ne else insists 9n treating as c9smetic.” #N9tExaggerating #MedicalInterventi9n #69dilyRitual I am n9t saying this is the same as every 9ther disa6ility. That w9uld 6e reductive, 9ffensive, and exactly the s9rt 9f flattening c9mparis9n pe9ple make when they want sympathy with9ut d9ing any actual c9nceptual w9rk. #Disa6ilityMenti9n #N9Flattening #PleaseReadCarefully I am saying that when a c9nditi9n, 9r the treatment 9f a c9nditi9n, materially interferes with eating, speaking c9mf9rta6ly, pu6lic presentati9n, sens9ry regulati9n, and the a6ility t9 enj9y s9up with9ut c9nducting a p9st-meal excavati9n, perhaps it 6el9ngs s9mewhere in the 6r9ader c9nversati9n a69ut access and acc9mm9dati9n. #Acc9mm9dati9nMenti9n #Sens9ryRegulati9n #S9upMenti9n #Excavati9nMenti9n Als9, I am aware that “fang 6races” s9und whimsical t9 s9me 9f y9u. They are n9t whimsical. They are a little 6ar6ed menace in my m9uth. #N9tWhimsical #6ar6edMenaceMenti9n S9 if I decline hard candy, t9ugh meat, sticky c9nfecti9ns, 9r anything that appears t9 have 6een engineered specifically t9 6ec9me l9dged in c9rrective wiring until the end 9f hist9ry, please d9 n9t say I am 6eing difficult. #F99d69undary #CandyMenti9n #WiringMenti9n I am already 6eing difficult. Medically. #Clarificati9n #Fang6races #Please6eC9nsiderate
aWW, tHANK YOU, sWEETIE!
wOW, i LOOK SO PRETTY, tHANK YOU!
dOES, mY PROFILE IMAGE, cOUNT?
wOW,,,
...Wow. That's actually really accurate.
wow thats like perfectly him? youre really REALLY good tavvy!
wOW, yOU ARE GOOD AT THIS,
@CAL1GULASaQUARIUM HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/05C86F6256F5.PNG i #MADE #YOU, aS A #WIGGLER, iN #sPORE,
A warrior must always wield his blade with honor and chivalry in his pusher~. He must know when to stri~ke~~~~~~~~! And when to keep it sheathed~. #Suggestive
. You're blocked. You are blocked. I'm blocking you.
It's called Terran humor. You'd better take your sensitive ass back to Beforus.
sO HANDSOME, mY BOY!
SO B£AUTIFUL AND SO BOUNCING!!!
mY BEAUTIFUL BOUNCING, bABY BOY,,,,,,,,
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NOOOO DONT B£ SORRYYYYY!!!! ITS OKAY!!!!!!(˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶) .ᐟ.ᐟ WANT M£ TO DRAW YOU N£XT??????
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I WAS TOLD R£C£NTLY ABOUT THIS ART 'FIGHT' THING AMD WHIL£ IT SOUNDS V£RY VIOL£NT I WILL STILL B£ LIK£ JOINING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! H£R£ IS MY 'OC' https://cdn.imgch£st.com/fil£s/b£a815a8ddc1.PNG
can’t you let her have th1s
i AM A PROUD, aLT-TIMELIME, mOTHER,,,
yAY! #bOUNCINGoNiT AND, bY IT i OF COURSE MEAN, tHE FAMOUS ONE TROLL, tRAMPOLINE,
haha.. i see..
if you are my niece nephew child whatever from another reality i will make you a meal just lemme know.
iN THE FACE OF, aLL THE #gRIMDARK, oUT THERE i AM PROUD TO ANNOUNCE THAT, i AM GOING TO BE THE FIRST, pERSON, tO BECOME, #nOBLEBR1GHT, mODE,