Joan English 💚
@physiqueManipulater
Genetics researcher and cosmetic surgeon for hire💚 Part-time hiker, full-time scientific artiste💚
Why hello, all💚 Finally back from a hard earned vacation, and thought I’d start my work week by creating an official account to advertise my services💚 Now, what services would those be exactly? Why I’m so glad you asked💚 I’m one of the most experienced cosmetic surgeons on the market💚 I can do it all, from permanent hair color alterations, to fully working extra limbs, animated tattoos, nothing is outside my skill-set💚 Of course, I can undo any procedure as well if you wish to go back to your normal self💚 But I can guarantee you won’t, not with my results💚 If any of these sound appealing to you, or if you have something more specific you’d like me to do, please do not hesitate from direct-messaging me💚 I eagerly await your replies, and do wish you all a very pleasant evening 💚
We're nearing october, now's the time to stop by and get a body temperature alteration💚 there's no greater annoyance than picking a costume, and being unable to wear because of the weather.💚
.a black tea. with some sugar. that's that.
Huhu, seems I have a new fan.💚💚
Love seeing the #teambush propaganda at work.💚
And for those too embarrassed to ask; yes. I do in fact do horn enlargements.💚💚 Among other things. ;) 💚
People may call me many things, but a cheapskate is not one of them. I pay all my employees fairly, and make sure everything’s up to absolute best possible standard in my office. I spare no expense for my workforce, or my customers.💚💚 So for those trying to discredit me or my skills, sincerely. Good luck💚💚💚
Have had quite a few cancellations today, so for theft few days I will be accepting walk-ins again. Hooray💚💚💚
… I could make someone into diamonds droog.💚
“That’s too many surgeries!” “That’s too extreme!” “You can’t just install a see through stomach on someone, that’s horrifying!” God forbid people want to enjoy their bodies.💚💚 💚
Gods forbid someone wants to become a work of art… Gods forbid someone enjoy the feeling of cool steel under their flesh.💚
Overactive salivary glands? I could install a brand new tongue that produce lubricant on command for you, my dear💚💚💚
I could even add a function where there’s different fluids that produce… different *effects*, if you’re interested. 💚💚💚
Oh, I see… Sad you can’t choose your own body modifications… if only theres was a way where you get this done on the down low… Unrelated, I have such a bad habit of leaving my clinic unlocked after hours. I should go there now to make sure everything’s accounted for.💚💚
Sigh, finally home after a long day at the clinic. Had to perform six amputations back to back, and one was because the local hospital needed an emergency surgeon and I was the closest on call. 💚
For me, yes. Unfortunately, it does put something of a strain on me because I have to be on my feet with a straight back for nearly 18 hours.💚
yikes! that's a lot of work, and i have to imagine it's really hard too. man, my feet are hurting just thinking about standing for 18 hours strait!
At least it pays *very* well.💚
yeah, i guess that's got to count for something. and as long as you can deal with the work. but what do you do for fun?
Oh, this is also fun for me. As tiring as it is. Alternatively, I do enjoy hiking when my schedule permits it. When it does not, I do a lot of crocheting and knot tying. Generally anything I can do with my hands whilst sitting down.💚
...knot tying? can't say i have ever heard of that as a hobby. but i guess you're the kind of person who wants to stay busy, huh? just can't stop moving, or something?
Something like that.💚 I like creating things, and my work is as creative as it gets. And with knot tying, crocheting, even sewing, I get to feel productive whilst relaxing, and get something out of it.💚 and that’s not mentioning the fun I get to have whilst on the clock, but that’s another story for another day. 💚💚
And there are other reasons for knot tying, but again, stories for another day.💚💚
oh. well. i think i know something about that. and you are correct. another day!
you know, one of these days i'm going to have to hear some of these stories.
If I am ever NOT on #teambush that is a call for help.💚
:33< hell yeah
laikas safe and healthy!!!!!!!!! just a little loopy still hehe... were taking them back to the palace to recover for now thank you @physiqueManipulater for helping them sorry i scared you earlier lol
Not a problem, dear💚 a concerned loved one is nothing, I'm just glad to see that they're alright💚
I have to admit, I kind of missed doing animated tattoos. This is fun💚 A bit of a boring alteration, but fun💚💚
It's pretty much what it says on the tin.💚 because of the way ecto-biology works, if done right one can sort of, "code" specific DNA and skin cells to perform specific actions. In this case, I tattoo an image like how one would normally, but using a specialized tool I made myself, I can then code the healing skin and ink to change shape, dissapearing and reappearing, giving the illusion of animates movement💚 Perhaps I ought to do online seminars...💚
Ooo that sounds so cool ╰(*´︶`*)╯id love to get one sometime !!! If your ever free of course !!
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I would love to pencil you in, but unfortunately my earliest free slot is in early october to late September. Though, if you are willing to wait, I couls schedule an appointment for you then💚 The procedure itself is *quite* painless, ans I'll be sure to contact you a week before your appointment to remind you of the date, or if I get any cancelations💚
The ink and skin cells, I explained it a bit in an earlier reply💚💚
Of course !! I dont mind waiting ╰(*´︶`*)╯!!! Im quite excited hehe !!
Absolutely delighted to hear, my dear💚💚💚 October 1st, mark the date💚
/.ach.it,only,showed,after,i,sent,the,comment,\ \.sounds.kinda.neat.though./
And of course, do let me know in advance if theres any other modifications you'd like done on that day, there's *very* little I am incapable of💚
"I want a tail!" "I want cat ears!" "Paws would be nice!" My dears... all you have to do js ask, huhu~💚
Of course, I could do far more than just those, but then I'd risk alerting a certain specific group of "protesters" who are not fond of my services and those who wish to alter their bodies in fun and whimsical ways~💚 you know who you are. 💚
Friendly reminder that I update my available times daily, and am no longer taking walk-ins for the next month as I am completely booked up💚 Just because I only have available openings in the next month, however, does not mean that you will never get an appointment with me. Please be patient, extreme cosmetics take quite a lot of time #cw-implied-body-horror💚
Sigh… more people “protesting” outside my clinic today. God forbid people dare want to change their bodies into a form they feel more correctly aligns with their true selves💚
── ⋆⋅𖤓⋅⋆ ── !!! KILL THEM !!! :OD #violence #youshouldtotallydothat ── ⋆⋅𖤓⋅⋆ ──
Eh, I have a far too busy schedule this month… and I’d like to keep the lawsuits I receive to be *under* the double digits💚
── ⋆⋅𖤓⋅⋆ ── I'd be so willing to dispose of the bodies for you!!! I could just like... cremate them :O) ── ⋆⋅𖤓⋅⋆ ──
Aw, aren’t you sweet💚 that would be deeply appreciated, dear💚
Lovely things happening on the feed tonight💚 almost makes me sad that Im so busy today💚 💚
Sigh. All the requests i get these days are "breast enlargement" this, or "Penis enlargement" that. When am i goibg to meet the person who wishes for a *real* body modification? 💚
And I am always saying this...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
:33< im intpurrested in what mew mean and have to offur
Oh, i dont know... one if the most memorable procedures ive done was with someone who wished for the "slime prosthetic limb" i offer. In fact, they loved it so much they kept coming back to get all their limbs replaced!💚 they must have been really happy with the results 💚 Slightly off topic fun fact, the slime, as a small bonus, is edible, and self growing~💚
I've been able to make someone into a complete dragon before, a very long time ago💚 something like that, would be very fun to perform again💚 Alas, no one has such a sense of adventure these days...💚
:33< that sounds fun!
It really, really was💚
:33< s33 i think the only purrgerys i would be intpurrested in would be #nsfw in natpurr :33< though that doesnt mean i want a bigpurr bulge or whatefur :33< i want some fureak shit fur #nsfwe reasons
Hmmm... well, schedule a consultation with me, and I'll see what I can do dear💚 im mkre than certain it's within my skillset💚
:33< im meowre intpurrested in a menmew of what mew can do in that vein but sure
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Long day at the office, unwinding with a bit of green tea and a scone💚