Joan English ๐
@physiqueManipulater
Genetics researcher and cosmetic surgeon for hire๐ Part-time hiker, full-time scientific artiste๐
my profile keeps saying im not following people and its giving me multiple heart attacks
If you need a stronger heart, you know where to find me.๐
im good when i die on your operating table its gonna be pretty awkward for everyone when i revive
... Okay, im honestly kind of offended you think you'd die. I have performed heart transplants since the start of my career. I haven't had one patient death under my hands. But if you're not interested, thats just swell, Mr Strider.๐
1) Do i need to get out the biology book... pecks dont really... jiggle 2) daddy Or...
I, hm. Nope, I can't say what I want to, yes they can dear. It just depends on the ratio of muscle to fat, and size.๐
there is no fucking way he can follow every green account on here i dont even. who the fuck else would there be???
Whom?๐
hello.
? Greetings dear.๐
Here's to hoping I didn't just make a very bad decision. And or that I actually got the position. Either or.
Forgive me if this is an overstepping of your boundaries, but aren't you very well off as is? What could you need a job for?๐
So I cam have something to do where I actually feel like I'm accomplishing something, and so I don't go insane from lack of an established routine. Also, I would like an income that isn't leeched off of my parents, that would be feel quite nice on my conscience.
Huhu, fair enough dear.๐
vV I FEEL LIKE I WรULD BE CรรLER WITH A TAIL... Vv
I could easily give you one, dear. ๐๐
vV UM. AS NICE AS YรUR รFFER IS, I DรN'T REALLY TRUST MEDICULLERS I JUST MEET. SรRRY. Vv
Fair enpugh, dear.๐ do let me know when you change your mind, though, I have quite a bit of free time this week.๐
Enough*.๐
tips on how 2 deal w jealousy? askin 4 a friend
Easy, remove the part lf your brain that feels jealousy.๐ Please don't do this by youself, however. Please contact a professional. And have a good hearty meal beforehand, you are goi g to feel very hungry afterwards. And don't operate heavy macbinery for 24 hours after, the anesthesia will make you very sliggish for a while post surgery.๐
Darn, sluggish*.๐
I shall be gone for a short time, my friends. In the meantime, do take care of yourselves and try to stay out of trouble. I'll probably have the daily digitals late in the day, if I have a chance to do them. Hopefully I won't miss out!
Take your time, dear.๐
Thank you, Dr. English!
Huhu~๐๐
Do Your Organs Feel As Though They Are Foreign To Your Own Body? #bodyhorror
I could always double check to make sure they are, if it bothers you dear.๐
my face ยก7che$ can $omeone ยก7ch ยก7
I could give you skin that doesnโt itch.๐๐
we have a dea!
Excellent, dear๐๐
c< defiNitely cONsideriNg gettiNg a tat2 after all tHis is Over >c
Ooooh, I could give you one dear. I could even make one that moves, if you so wish.๐
c< OOOOO, tHat actually dOesNt sOuNd tHat bad! >c
Excellent, dear๐ best part is, Iโve perfected my technique so the process is *utterly* painless.๐ Iโve actually had many people inform me that they enjoy the feeling of it.๐
My fucking posture pole huuuuuuuurts.
Oh dear, how unfortunateโฆ I could give you a better, reinforced one that lacks pain nerves.๐๐
Uh... no thanks.
If you insist, dear.๐