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@physiqueManipulater

Genetics researcher and cosmetic surgeon for hire๐Ÿ’š Part-time hiker, full-time scientific artiste๐Ÿ’š

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fightin for my dam life

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Pop your ult๐Ÿ’š

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Friendly reminder that I do tend to be booked up for months at a time, so if you see that I have an open spot for you in my schedule, please, *DO NOT* hesitate! there is no cosmetic modification I am against nor am incapable of, I would be absolutely delighted to have you in my clinic ๐Ÿ’š

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can you make me alive again

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โ†ฉ @turntablefortG[TG]

That would require someone with knowledge on necromancy. I could synthesize a body in your likeness, but I have no tools nor the skills needed to actually transfer your soul inside it. If you have access to such things, come back to me then๐Ÿ’š

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my ex pitch crush slash ex friend turned beach i hate normal is fucking my ex government stipend dependent matesprit turned situationships alternate planet relative

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Not sure what most of the words used in this post mean in this context, but you have my condolences๐Ÿ’š

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@cryhoundColoratura[CC]

tummy hurts

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I could give you a new one for a very reasonable price๐Ÿ’š

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itโ€™s okay Iโ€™m very 8rave a8out it

โ†ฉ @cryhoundColoratura[CC]

Oh, Iโ€™m sure you are dear๐Ÿ’š let me know if you need any assistance๐Ÿ’š

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You ever just look at someone, and know, deep in your marrow, that theyโ€™re going to be an absolute delight to perceive? Not necessarily because they are genuinely fun to be around, but because the way they speak, act, and think is so specific, that they activate your inner researcher like a newly hired field researcher thatโ€™s discovered a brand new organism? This is going to be *very* fun๐Ÿ’š

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Can't be about anyone but me obviously

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โ†ฉ @chillerAficionado[CA]

It is so very fascinating you immediately assumed it was you๐Ÿ’š Make that two people, now๐Ÿ’š

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guys i think i dont like this turn of evvents wwhy is he lookin at me like that eugghh

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Probably because you are pointing a camera in his face?๐Ÿ’š

>> Hell9, every9ne. I think f9rcing pe9ple t9 wear dresses 9r sh9w 9ff their "string 6ikinis" is highly inappr9priate and p9ssi6ly degrading. Even th9ugh, wearing a piece 9f fa6ric sh9uld n9t 6e degrading, s9me pe9ple can think 9f it is as such. Pe9ple sh9uld wear what they're c9mf9rta6le with, and the act 9f pressuring 9r f9rcing them is highly pr96lematic. There are reas9ns pe9ple are unc9mf9rta6le with wearing dresses, even th9ugh that within itself is r99ted in mis9gyny and purity culture. But it can als9 6e f9r sens9ry reas9ns, 9r f9r insecurity reas9ns. But I 6elieve it is mainly r99ted in the idea that dresses and 6ikinis are traditi9nally feminine cl9thing. Y9u sh9uld 6e all9wed t9 sh9w 9ff as much skin as y9u are c9mf9rta6le with, whether that 6e n9ne 9r all. But make sure the pe9ple ar9und y9u are c9mf9rta6le as well, the site 9f skin with9ut c9nsent can 6e harmful 9r triggering. Please dress t9 y9urs, 9r 9thers, c9mf9rta6ility, and d9 n9t feel pressured int9 wearing cl9thes that y9u d9n't find c9mf9rta6le. Life sh9uld 6e a69ut c9mf9rta6ility and acc9mm9dati9n. And I d9u6t it w9uld 6e an issue f9r y9u n9t t9 wear a dress / 6ikini, unless the 9ther pers9n is c9ntr9lling and f9rceful. #genderstere9types #mis9gyny #f9rce #suggestive

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Oh, youโ€™re going to be intriguing ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’š

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>> Can I wear this dress? https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.4121207893.2584/ssrco,a_line_dress,womens_01,white,front,close_portrait,x1000.jpg

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โ€ฆ ๐Ÿ’š

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>> You wanted this.

I wasnโ€™t expecting the schlaress.๐Ÿ’š

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>> Expect the unexpected.

You vex me greatly.๐Ÿ’š

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I'm there in spirit. I'm not able to handle leaving the flat just yet.

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May I ask why?๐Ÿ’š

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@inspectingPickles[IP]

I recently engaged in an action that sent a great amount of power through me for an extended period of time. It left me feeling extremely wrung out and drained and weak. So I'm laid up a bit at home!

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โ†ฉ @inspectingPickles[IP]

Oh my, yeah that would tire one out quite a bit. A mighty impressive heart you have, seeing as youโ€™re still alive!๐Ÿ’š I recommend a lot of extra protein and fiber in your diet while youโ€™re resting love, youโ€™ll need it๐Ÿ’š

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@inspectingPickles[IP]

I've a very good caretaker checking in on me, but I shall take your advice to heart. Thank you!

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โ†ฉ @inspectingPickles[IP]

Of course, dear๐Ÿ’š

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Everyone should wear more dresses now๐Ÿ’š

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@grimbarkGuardian[GG]

i pretty much only wear dresses! and jumpsuits i guess. i dont like wearing more than one garment!!! also nice glasses :B

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โ†ฉ @grimbarkGuardian[GG]

Thank you, Iโ€™m literally legally blind without them๐Ÿ’š

Also what are the English diaries?๐Ÿ’š

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Lord English, an evil Cherub Lord of Time, exploded recently and his diaries are being released online.

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Oh my.๐Ÿ’š

Everyone should wear maid dresses now๐Ÿ’š

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we typically do that on Monday.

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Ah, ratsโ€ฆ missed the window. Sighโ€ฆ next Monday, then.๐Ÿ’š

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@embellishedBookworm[EB]

i actually started with maid dresses, if you can believe it.

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Many such wonderful cases๐Ÿ’š

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oh gosh you really think so?

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Jill, if I ever, *ever*, say anything negative about the beauty of maid dresses I have been killed and replaced by an imposter. Yes I think so๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’š

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I look fucking fantastic in a dress. Obviously.

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Of course๐Ÿ’š In fact you should demonstrate for the masses๐Ÿ’š just to cement the fact you look so great in them๐Ÿ’š

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@downcastDaylight[DD]

I get the feeling there are some other motives at play here.

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โ†ฉ @downcastDaylight[DD]

Yes๐Ÿ’š the motive is proving how great you look in dresses๐Ÿ’š and to show the non-believers just how horribly wrong they are๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’š

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