Joan English ๐
@physiqueManipulater
Genetics researcher and cosmetic surgeon for hire๐ Part-time hiker, full-time scientific artiste๐
We're nearing october, now's the time to stop by and get a body temperature alteration๐ there's no greater annoyance than picking a costume, and being unable to wear because of the weather.๐
Huhu, seems I have a new fan.๐๐
Love seeing the #teambush propaganda at work.๐
And for those too embarrassed to ask; yes. I do in fact do horn enlargements.๐๐ Among other things. ;) ๐
People may call me many things, but a cheapskate is not one of them. I pay all my employees fairly, and make sure everythingโs up to absolute best possible standard in my office. I spare no expense for my workforce, or my customers.๐๐ So for those trying to discredit me or my skills, sincerely. Good luck๐๐๐
Have had quite a few cancellations today, so for theft few days I will be accepting walk-ins again. Hooray๐๐๐
โฆ I could make someone into diamonds droog.๐
โThatโs too many surgeries!โ โThatโs too extreme!โ โYou canโt just install a see through stomach on someone, thatโs horrifying!โ God forbid people want to enjoy their bodies.๐๐ ๐
Gods forbid someone wants to become a work of artโฆ Gods forbid someone enjoy the feeling of cool steel under their flesh.๐
Overactive salivary glands? I could install a brand new tongue that produce lubricant on command for you, my dear๐๐๐
I could even add a function where thereโs different fluids that produceโฆ different *effects*, if youโre interested. ๐๐๐
Oh, I seeโฆ Sad you canโt choose your own body modificationsโฆ if only theres was a way where you get this done on the down lowโฆ Unrelated, I have such a bad habit of leaving my clinic unlocked after hours. I should go there now to make sure everythingโs accounted for.๐๐
Sigh, finally home after a long day at the clinic. Had to perform six amputations back to back, and one was because the local hospital needed an emergency surgeon and I was the closest on call. ๐
For me, yes. Unfortunately, it does put something of a strain on me because I have to be on my feet with a straight back for nearly 18 hours.๐
yikes! that's a lot of work, and i have to imagine it's really hard too. man, my feet are hurting just thinking about standing for 18 hours strait!
yeah, i guess that's got to count for something. and as long as you can deal with the work. but what do you do for fun?
Oh, this is also fun for me. As tiring as it is. Alternatively, I do enjoy hiking when my schedule permits it. When it does not, I do a lot of crocheting and knot tying. Generally anything I can do with my hands whilst sitting down.๐
...knot tying? can't say i have ever heard of that as a hobby. but i guess you're the kind of person who wants to stay busy, huh? just can't stop moving, or something?
Something like that.๐ I like creating things, and my work is as creative as it gets. And with knot tying, crocheting, even sewing, I get to feel productive whilst relaxing, and get something out of it.๐ and thatโs not mentioning the fun I get to have whilst on the clock, but thatโs another story for another day. ๐๐
And there are other reasons for knot tying, but again, stories for another day.๐๐
oh. well. i think i know something about that. and you are correct. another day!
you know, one of these days i'm going to have to hear some of these stories.
If I am ever NOT on #teambush that is a call for help.๐
I have to admit, I kind of missed doing animated tattoos. This is fun๐ A bit of a boring alteration, but fun๐๐
It's pretty much what it says on the tin.๐ because of the way ecto-biology works, if done right one can sort of, "code" specific DNA and skin cells to perform specific actions. In this case, I tattoo an image like how one would normally, but using a specialized tool I made myself, I can then code the healing skin and ink to change shape, dissapearing and reappearing, giving the illusion of animates movement๐ Perhaps I ought to do online seminars...๐
Ooo that sounds so cool โฐ(*ยด๏ธถ`*)โฏid love to get one sometime !!! If your ever free of course !!
I would love to pencil you in, but unfortunately my earliest free slot is in early october to late September. Though, if you are willing to wait, I couls schedule an appointment for you then๐ The procedure itself is *quite* painless, ans I'll be sure to contact you a week before your appointment to remind you of the date, or if I get any cancelations๐
The ink and skin cells, I explained it a bit in an earlier reply๐๐
Of course !! I dont mind waiting โฐ(*ยด๏ธถ`*)โฏ!!! Im quite excited hehe !!
Absolutely delighted to hear, my dear๐๐๐ October 1st, mark the date๐
/.ach.it,only,showed,after,i,sent,the,comment,\ \.sounds.kinda.neat.though./
And of course, do let me know in advance if theres any other modifications you'd like done on that day, there's *very* little I am incapable of๐
"I want a tail!" "I want cat ears!" "Paws would be nice!" My dears... all you have to do js ask, huhu~๐
Of course, I could do far more than just those, but then I'd risk alerting a certain specific group of "protesters" who are not fond of my services and those who wish to alter their bodies in fun and whimsical ways~๐ you know who you are. ๐
Friendly reminder that I update my available times daily, and am no longer taking walk-ins for the next month as I am completely booked up๐ Just because I only have available openings in the next month, however, does not mean that you will never get an appointment with me. Please be patient, extreme cosmetics take quite a lot of time #cw-implied-body-horror๐
Sighโฆ more people โprotestingโ outside my clinic today. God forbid people dare want to change their bodies into a form they feel more correctly aligns with their true selves๐
โโ โโ ๐คโ โ โโ !!! KILL THEM !!! :OD #violence #youshouldtotallydothat โโ โโ ๐คโ โ โโ
Eh, I have a far too busy schedule this monthโฆ and Iโd like to keep the lawsuits I receive to be *under* the double digits๐
โโ โโ ๐คโ โ โโ I'd be so willing to dispose of the bodies for you!!! I could just like... cremate them :O) โโ โโ ๐คโ โ โโ
Aw, arenโt you sweet๐ that would be deeply appreciated, dear๐
Lovely things happening on the feed tonight๐ almost makes me sad that Im so busy today๐ ๐
Sigh. All the requests i get these days are "breast enlargement" this, or "Penis enlargement" that. When am i goibg to meet the person who wishes for a *real* body modification? ๐
And I am always saying this...แโแแท
:33< im intpurrested in what mew mean and have to offur
Oh, i dont know... one if the most memorable procedures ive done was with someone who wished for the "slime prosthetic limb" i offer. In fact, they loved it so much they kept coming back to get all their limbs replaced!๐ they must have been really happy with the results ๐ Slightly off topic fun fact, the slime, as a small bonus, is edible, and self growing~๐
I've been able to make someone into a complete dragon before, a very long time ago๐ something like that, would be very fun to perform again๐ Alas, no one has such a sense of adventure these days...๐
:33< s33 i think the only purrgerys i would be intpurrested in would be #nsfw in natpurr :33< though that doesnt mean i want a bigpurr bulge or whatefur :33< i want some fureak shit fur #nsfwe reasons
Hmmm... well, schedule a consultation with me, and I'll see what I can do dear๐ im mkre than certain it's within my skillset๐
:33< im meowre intpurrested in a menmew of what mew can do in that vein but sure
Long day at the office, unwinding with a bit of green tea and a scone๐
Friendly reminder that I do tend to be booked up for months at a time, so if you see that I have an open spot for you in my schedule, please, *DO NOT* hesitate! there is no cosmetic modification I am against nor am incapable of, I would be absolutely delighted to have you in my clinic ๐
That would require someone with knowledge on necromancy. I could synthesize a body in your likeness, but I have no tools nor the skills needed to actually transfer your soul inside it. If you have access to such things, come back to me then๐
You ever just look at someone, and know, deep in your marrow, that theyโre going to be an absolute delight to perceive? Not necessarily because they are genuinely fun to be around, but because the way they speak, act, and think is so specific, that they activate your inner researcher like a newly hired field researcher thatโs discovered a brand new organism? This is going to be *very* fun๐
It is so very fascinating you immediately assumed it was you๐ Make that two people, now๐
That's one way you could put it. More like u8iquitously opinion8ted. 8ut amusingly so.
You do 8asically have a fan following don't you? You should m8ke an official clu8. Not even 8eing sarcastic!
There might already even 8e a fan clu8 formed 8ehind your 8ack. >::::D
Also what are the English diaries?๐
Lord English, an evil Cherub Lord of Time, exploded recently and his diaries are being released online.