♦ pitied by @gluttinousGymnast

CRASH AGAINST ME AND BE BROKEN.
Im not so sure what's got so many of you lady's and gents in a tizzy, some of these highblood folk are real nice if you just talk to them! :B
just had the misfortune a interactin wwith a BLOODY MINTBLOOD theyre seriously lettin anybody use this platform huh for FREE TOO fuck i miss the old splinternet they used to barkbeastpile you for bein slightly off hue noww this sort a degeneracy is not only flipperwwavved its encouraged

Whatever happened?

Expect big changes coming. This is most definitely NOT the account on which my marketing team makes their professional announcements, but I will issue this surplus note because it relates to some pet projects of mine. As of this morning, Crockercorp has officially acquired the Pizza Hut brand rights from Yum Consort Holdings (who really held us over a soup cauldron in the negotiations but whatever). Which means that we, Crockerlings, are one step closer to the Earth-C Combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell.

abuse of an innoCent person *and* a misuse of the postal serviCe. that shit is awful.
evverytime i think somethin atrocious i gnaww on my rings like a petulant fuckin wwriggler

A sudden influx of comments bearing white text for seemingly no purpose whatsoever! I leave for two weeks and the platform is being overrun by... white people!

I AM SO, SO SORRY, LARKSO. SORRY FOR THE SCAR I'M ABOUT TO LEAVE ON REALITY, FOR YOU. IF YOU HAVE TO BE MAD AT ANYONE FOR THIS, BE MAD AT ME.

- Everyone. For the record. I amm VERY sorry for objectifying Hektor. And it will NOT happen again. 😔😔 - Hope this Helps. 👐
It can be Jack Hour Every Pms nightmare





