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"Take her swimming on the first date" is for pedestrians. Take HIM out for cookies on the first date. And use the milk mustache to map his features and assess his marital potential. Unless, of course, he's already sporting the necessary facial adornment. Then you can proceed to phase two and study up on the less significant factors, such as his interests.

Kult: +65

Kull: +20

Total: 85

Ratio: 3.25

Jane Crocker

2 months ago

Verified

A user of established repute

ALPHA EXECUTIVE

A badge for the true cutthroat businesswoman.

Patron

A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!

@gutsyGumshoe[GG]

Kult: +49

Kull: +47

Total: 96

Ratio: 1.04

Remira Zephyr

2 months ago

Jaws. 2.

Appreciating sharks no matter the circumstances.

@alooflyAdrift[AA]

@cationicAgonist Hey is this good for your aura? I'm not an expert idk what helps tee hee I'm just so dense!

Kult: +19

Kull: +12

Total: 31

Ratio: 1.58

Runnit Dowmid

2 months ago

/mute all

A SUMMONER HAS RECONNECTED!

@legendaryLeague[LL]

/bitches on here b in 𝐋ong distance matespritships 𝐋ike bruh how tf u fi𝐋𝐋ing ur pai𝐋 b𝐋uetooth? 𝐋o𝐋o𝐋o𝐋o𝐋o𝐋o𝐋 /#nsfw

Kult: +39

Kull: +5

Total: 44

Ratio: 7.80

Yiffany "Ruby" Longstocking Lalonde-Harley

2 months ago

Verified

A user of established repute

Puppymoded

This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.

Had to be there.

Survived the security certificate expiration event.

first guardian

with infinite power comes infinite responsibility

Fell For It Again

Hey. You just lost the game.

Sunrise Crown

Courtesy of Furann, the Soft Butch King of Lesbian Chittr.

In This Business...

...you're not afraid to get your hands dirty for a little Caeger.

@canineRebel[CR]

worried.

Kult: +17

Total: 17

Tavros Nitram

2 months ago

Verified

A user of established repute

transgender

love yourself

Jinxed!

this user has been entertained by one funny bunny!

𝐸𝓃𝑔𝓁𝒾𝓈𝒽'𝓈 𝒞𝒽𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓃

𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓯𝓮𝔀 𝓲𝓷 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓮.

@adiosToreador[AT]

oH DUDE, yOU'RE FUCKED, sHE IS GOING TO, kICK YOUR ASS ABOUT THE PLACE, l1KE IT IS A PAIR OF, dEFLATED SOCCER BALLS, oR FOOTBALLS FOR, tHE LESS aMERICANLY, iNCLINED,

Kult: +19

Kull: +14

Total: 33

Ratio: 1.36

LORD CALIBORN

3 months ago

Verified

A user of established repute

Deverified

A user of unestablished repute

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

Our Holy Mirth

A member of the True Faith. [Technically nondenominational!?]

@themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

CRASH AGAINST ME AND BE BROKEN.

Kult: +2

Kull: +2

Total: 4

Ratio: 1.00

Jason J. Crocker!

3 months ago

#FrenchToastClub

Nothing like a breakfast staple, enjoyed at any time.

Oblong Meat Product

This is literally just a hotdog.

@honorableHeir[HH]

Im not so sure what's got so many of you lady's and gents in a tizzy, some of these highblood folk are real nice if you just talk to them! :B

Kult: +7

Kull: +7

Total: 14

Ratio: 1.00

Eridan Ampora

3 months ago

Verified

A user of established repute

@caligulaAscendit[CA]

just had the misfortune a interactin wwith a BLOODY MINTBLOOD theyre seriously lettin anybody use this platform huh for FREE TOO fuck i miss the old splinternet they used to barkbeastpile you for bein slightly off hue noww this sort a degeneracy is not only flipperwwavved its encouraged

Kult: +21

Kull: +16

Total: 37

Ratio: 1.31

Jake English.

3 months ago

Verified

A user of established repute

Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

BLASTED!!!!!

This user loves to smash bottles... and heads!

h0m0sexual

there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.

EMERGENCY MEETING

This user... is sus.

Bear Pride

This user is fur-real packing peak performance padding.

@golgothasTerminator[GT]

Whatever happened?

Kult: +2

Total: 2

Jane Crocker

3 months ago

Verified

A user of established repute

ALPHA EXECUTIVE

A badge for the true cutthroat businesswoman.

Patron

A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!

@gutsyGumshoe[GG]

Expect big changes coming. This is most definitely NOT the account on which my marketing team makes their professional announcements, but I will issue this surplus note because it relates to some pet projects of mine. As of this morning, Crockercorp has officially acquired the Pizza Hut brand rights from Yum Consort Holdings (who really held us over a soup cauldron in the negotiations but whatever). Which means that we, Crockerlings, are one step closer to the Earth-C Combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell.

Kult: +72

Kull: +35

Total: 107

Ratio: 2.06

Jason J. Crocker!

3 months ago

#FrenchToastClub

Nothing like a breakfast staple, enjoyed at any time.

Oblong Meat Product

This is literally just a hotdog.

@honorableHeir[HH]

They hate to see a gourmand on main...

Kult: +6

Total: 6

Eridan “Unchained” Ampora

3 months ago

Fell For It Again

Hey. You just lost the game.

@cesarianAqueduct[CA]

evverytime i think somethin atrocious i gnaww on my rings like a petulant fuckin wwriggler

Kult: +13

Kull: +17

Total: 30

Ratio: 0.76

Hektor Castio

3 months ago

YOU'RE BLUE NOW.

That is this user's badge.

/mute all

A SUMMONER HAS RECONNECTED!

@gallivantingGourmand[GG]

Well, if you want to see pictures of "down there," more power to you~. I do not judge~.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

Tavros Nitram

3 months ago

Verified

A user of established repute

transgender

love yourself

Jinxed!

this user has been entertained by one funny bunny!

𝐸𝓃𝑔𝓁𝒾𝓈𝒽'𝓈 𝒞𝒽𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓃

𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓯𝓮𝔀 𝓲𝓷 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓮.

@adiosToreador[AT]

oH,,, dANG,,, tHAT'S SO SAD,,,

Kult: +2

Total: 2

Jane Crocker

3 months ago

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Patron

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@gutsyGumshoe[GG]

A sudden influx of comments bearing white text for seemingly no purpose whatsoever! I leave for two weeks and the platform is being overrun by... white people!