DEATH
@blackliquidSorrow
HI THERE.
Howdy, ya’ll. Since my cast of characters never keeps from growing larger, I’m making this as a way to both make sure people know who is running my blorbos and also so anybody can reach out OOC if they want. I am Dagoth, Dag, or any nickname variation you think of and feel like using tbh. He/Him and 22 years old. I am autistic with ADHD (which I’m sure is a surprise for everyone on this website). Anyone who wants to message me outside of chittr can do so at @ dagothur. on discord! I’ll be having all of my accounts rechitt and pin this, and in the future (meaning anywhere from today to years and years) I’ll probably make another post listing them all out here. That’s all for now, toodles!
I FEEL THE ANSWER TO THE CURRENT TREND IN MY CASE IS OBVIOUS.
FORGET THAT YOU WILL DIE. INSTEAD, REMEMBER THAT YOU LIVE.
! d()n’t g()t anyth!ng really t() say t() the c()ntrary. T() l!ve !s t’be free. S()me ()f us a!n’t.
IT IS NOT A UNIVERSAL SOLVENT TO ALL AILS. BUT IT’S HARDLY AN EPHEMERAL FORCE.
Jus’ g!v!n’ya a hard t!me. Y()ur pretty w()rds mean s()meth!n’ t() s()me()ne s()mewhere, s’g()tta mean s()meth!ng.
NOT THAT MY PITY OR HIS OWN PERSONAL LOOP OF NEGATIVE DEVELOPMENT NEGATES THE CULPABILITY OF HIS ACTIONS, OF COURSE. HE MADE HIS CHOICES, IN THE END. AND THOUGH HE HAS PARASITICALLY ENVELOPED HIMSELF IN THE RULES OF REALITY TO THE POINT HE CANNOT BE EXCISED WITH EASE, HE HAS AN ENDING LIKE ALL OTHERS. AND I WILL BE THERE WHEN IT IS. AND IF HE WERE TO ESCAPE THAT ENDING, THEN I WILL BE THERE TO MAKE THE CORRECTION.
if you ever want help cleaning up his act just give me a call :)
WHAT A PITIABLE EXISTENCE, TO BE DESTINED TO BECOME YOUR WORST SELF, ORCHESTRATED BY YOUR OWN WORST SELF. A PRISONER IN YOUR OWN TOXICITY.
:33 < dont call me meowt like that death wtf
Why didn't y-o-o-u just say "d-o-o-n't call me-o-o-wt like that" It w-o-o-uld've w-o-o-rked better. N-o-o- weird pause. Hehehe Paws. N-o-o- weird paws.
:33 < beclaws the emphasis has to be on meow. if i said meowt it would look weird and read weird.
N-o-o- it didn't. What y-o-o-u did l-o-o--o-o-ks and reads weird. -Signed s-o-o-me-o-o-ne that had t-o-o- l-o-o--o-o-k at and read it.
:33 < i disagr33, why dont mew start making mewr own fuckin cat puns then buddy :33 < stop criticizing mine
I DO NOT HAVE A RELATIONSHIP, IN EITHER A PROFESSIONAL OR PERSONAL SENSE, WITH DRACULA.
I HOPE YOU ALL KNOW YOU THAT EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU IS SPECIAL AND IMPORTANT TO ME.
Yeah?
its funnier if you dont explain the joke, man
I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THAT EXPERIMENT WAS ALSO OMINOUS.
no its not keep going
sylink? she was just fucking with you dude
nah I think it's funny
c< Maybe try witH sOMeONe else? >c
⧃ Not too much on Chchow now.
xx_AWROOF?_x)_xx
De★th, I love you m★n but this ★bsolutely re★ds ★s ★ thre★t still.
a process has occured
no it doesnt shh
???
u cant just say someones name in all caps with no explanation wtf?
thats me
OH, I SAID I COULDN’T DO THE “DIAMONDS DROOG” BIT WITH MY NAME BECAUSE IT SOUNDED LIKE AN OMINOUS PORTENT. SO A VERY NICE PERSON SUGGESTED I DO IT WITH OTHERS NAMES INSTEAD.
um yeah no thats still rlly fuckin omonous jfc i thot this was a daeth threat at first lmao
dude......you ruined it......
i didnt mean 2 i just got freakd out
unforgivable, 1 million year's in the torment nexus. ok not actually
DEATH. …NO, IF I DO THE DIAMONDS DROOG BIT IT SOUNDS FAR TOO MUCH LIKE A THREAT OR OMINOUS PORTENT.
you should do other peoples name's instead im sure thatll be less ominous
shed your mortal coil become something terrifying
are you someone larping as death from problem sleuth or are you actually just death from problem sleuth like how theres a real spades slick from midnight crew
I AM ACTUALLY DEATH FROM PROBLEM SLEUTH. AND ALSO FROM THE CONCEPT OF DEATH.
thats insane. big fan
“NOTHING IS CERTAIN BUT DEATH AND TAXES.” I WILL SAY, I HEAR THIS QUITE A BIT. I DO THINK I’M FAR MORE PERSONABLE THAN TAXES, HOWEVER.
I HOPE EVERYONE IS DOING WELL.
Thanks, Death!
I’M ENJOYING TWIN PEAKS, IT IS INTERESTING.