♦ pitied by @blackliquidSorrow
Personally, hear me out, that putting yourself to any degree of physical harm should be disclosed to your partner beforehand. Your partner isn't asking this because he hates you, but because he's concerned and worried about your safety. Your partner also has a military background and has lost people due to their being reckless and dying doing so. It would ease your partner's concerns if he knew beforehand. A lot ot ask for apparently! Ha, silly guy! He's not seething with irritation or anger at all.
i CANT believe that #SYLINKPROTAH gave UP on not monopoly LMAO
I$ Th@t @ N$fw P@rody Of Ph@ntom Or I$ Th@t Ju$t How You View It
o| Hi. EvErYoNe pLeAsE Do tHiS. |O
o| DrOp yOuR InFaNt sOn iNtO ThE MeAt gRiNdEr, He aInT DoIn sHiT FoR YoU AnD We dOn't fUcK WiTh pArAsItEs #vIoLeNcE |o
KEEP YOUR VILE MAGIC AWAY FROM ME, PETULANT WITCH
#traumatuesday i may have destroyed many dreambubbles to lure a evil demon 0_0
Okay. I've learned already that it's not worth trying to tell murderers to stop murdering. I hope the best.
to those who <3 (n rufioh) my previous post you a R-EAL ON-E and got urshellf points in ma book everyone eelse? dontcha -EV-ER fuckin talk to me again it was all a bet ya numbskulls 38/
like this post if u want me to keep offin ppl anyfin else if ya want me to be nice meenah from now on this is a searious poll fyi
I'm feeling like one greedy, gluttonous son of a bitch. There's never something I want more than what I can't have.
i simultane0usly l0ve hate pitty and meditate that stupidly cute arachnid
I'VE STARTED USING MY OWN METRIC IN A LIMP-FRONDED ATTEMPT TO TRACK *SOME* SEMBLANCE OF THE PASSAGE OF TIME *WITHOUT* REFERRING TO ANY OF THE EVIL FUCKING CLOCKS FESTOONING THIS HELLHOLE. IT'S AN INCREMENT OF MY OWN INVENTION. THEY'RE CALLED KARKAT HOURS. ONE KARKAT HOUR = ANY AMOUNT OF TIME SPENT DOING SOME BULLSHIT THAT FEELS LIKE IT IS *ACTIVELY* AGING ME AND ROBBING ME OF MY WANING LIFE FORCE. SO BASICALLY, ANY SHIT THAT MAKES ME OLD. LIKE THIS JOB. THIS JOB IS MAKING ME OLD. WE ARE FORTY-THREE KARKAT HOURS IN. I'VE SWEPT UP THE FLOOR. AS IN I'VE SWEPT THE ENTIRE FLOOR *OUT* OF THIS ABLUTION BLOCK, BECAUSE I'M PRETTY SURE SHE PUT ON THE BIGGEST BOOTS HER STUMPY LITTLE LEGS COULD FIT INTO AND STOMPED THE TILE INTO FUCKING GRAVEL. I'M GOING TO HAVE TO REDO THIS WHOLE FUCKING THING. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU TO DEATH. WRITING THIS CHITT TOOK AN ENTIRE KARKAT HOUR IN OF ITSELF. WILL UPDATE AS NEEDED.
oh yeah, she wvants me. vwoof.
N0thing is sadder than a h0rny engagement bait p0st with 0 interacti0ns
Truly, how did another version of myself manage to fumble her so catastrophically? #Meat > #Candy
i'm 6onna lay down. head don't hurt as bad now but i'm still too damn hot. y'all have a 6ood one, yeah? u︵u
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「It was already obvious I had my position, I do welcome the others who are coming onboard as I do as well. The transition has been smooth, complacent, welcoming. Like sugar in tea. To those who are still in the process of application, do know what you're signing up to. It is a changing experience, but one that's colorful and different from usual life. A toss-up in the wind, one could state. I personally was always going to be here one light, whether it was sooner or later it didn't matter. It happens all the same, and that's something one grows comfortable with knowing. Predestination can be soothing. While there may be no explicit joy in what I do, I do as I do for the pride of knowing I am doing well. To live is to serve. And to serve is to live. Every key on the ring is meaningful in it's own way no matter how one could see it. It is my hope that my time as the Doormaid will continue on. As there's no foreseeable future for me where I can see myself away from this position. Take that as you will, take that as you must. And to my fellow members / workers, please let me know if you need anything. I am at your service no matter where you are, no matter how far you are. Call my name, and I'll be there as quick as one like me can be. Thank you for the position. https://files.catbox.moe/x23jud.png」
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i DON'T THINK SO? tHIS IS JUST,,, tOO STERILE, aND WEIRD, aHAHA,,,
THIS IS THE BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE. WELCOME TO THE FELT. IDIOT.
HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/NGSXTNJL/IMAGE.PNG THANK YOU. @TERMINALLYCAPRICIOUS#2753. MY NEW FAVORITE CLOWN. (DUE TO DISQUALIFICATION. OF THE PREVIOUS SHITHEAD.) FOR MAKING THIS HIVE. INTO A HOME. #HIVEIMPROVEMENT #HIVEDESTRUCTION #HIVEGORE. @CARBOLICGALVANOLOGIST BITCH BOY. COME GET YOUR WORKSLOP. I HAVE SOMETHING BETTER FOR YOU TO CLEAN. ON PRONGS AND STEMJOINTS.
Detective Tip: You can totally eat that extremely stale bread. There will be no consequences for this.
thank you
i'm in a spiteful mood :/
Thinking @bout Th@t Time I @7mo$t Died 7ike 4 D@y$ Before My Wd@y
Sigh. No.
