♣ mediated by @blackliquidSorrow
CUM FOR ME MY ANGEL OF GOONING #nsfw
I will kill you to death with a gun.
===INCOMING MESSAGE FROM THE MEAS=== THE OMNIVERSAL EMERGENCY ALERT SYSTEM HAS ISSUED A SERPENT WARNING FOR A-44... A-55..., SOUTHERN NEW CHAPTUS, NORTHWESTERN HOPE ULTIMA, WESTERN GRANDIUS, AS WELL AS 250 SURROUNDING UNIVERSES IN THE SURROUNDING AREA. WHEN... 224,5 OMNIVERSAL CENTRAL TIME SOURCE... RADAR SENTINEL INDICATED WHAT: A SERPENT, DECORATED WITH RAFFLESIAS ALL OVER ITS BODY. IT HAS BEGUN A CATASTROPHIC WAVE OF DESTRUCTION WITH AN UNPREDICTABLE MOVEMENT PATTERN. ALL BENEFACTORS SHOULD MOVE THEIR DESIGNATED OMNIVERSES IMMEDIATELY!! ===MESSAGE CONCLUDES HERE===
o| Hi. EvErYoNe pLeAsE Do tHiS. |O
o| DrOp yOuR InFaNt sOn iNtO ThE MeAt gRiNdEr, He aInT DoIn sHiT FoR YoU AnD We dOn't fUcK WiTh pArAsItEs #vIoLeNcE |o
oh yeah, she wvants me. vwoof.
Detective Tip: You can totally eat that extremely stale bread. There will be no consequences for this.
Sorry for making your job harder I guess.