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@blackliquidSorrow

HI THERE.

Blood: AnonymousKult Score: 1046Kull Score: 107124 followers32 following

I FEEL THE ANSWER TO THE CURRENT TREND IN MY CASE IS OBVIOUS.

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FORGET THAT YOU WILL DIE. INSTEAD, REMEMBER THAT YOU LIVE.

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An’yet

AND YET?

! d()n’t g()t anyth!ng really t() say t() the c()ntrary. T() l!ve !s t’be free. S()me ()f us a!n’t.

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THEN I HOPE ONE DAY ALL HAVE TO OPPORTUNITY TO BE.

h()pe’s a pretty w()rd

IT IS AN IMPORTANT ONE.

!t d()n’t pay the b!lls, reaper

IT IS NOT A UNIVERSAL SOLVENT TO ALL AILS. BUT IT’S HARDLY AN EPHEMERAL FORCE.

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Jus’ g!v!n’ya a hard t!me. Y()ur pretty w()rds mean s()meth!n’ t() s()me()ne s()mewhere, s’g()tta mean s()meth!ng.

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WELL, I CAN ONLY HOPE. AND WHEN THAT FAILS, COMFORT.

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NOT THAT MY PITY OR HIS OWN PERSONAL LOOP OF NEGATIVE DEVELOPMENT NEGATES THE CULPABILITY OF HIS ACTIONS, OF COURSE. HE MADE HIS CHOICES, IN THE END. AND THOUGH HE HAS PARASITICALLY ENVELOPED HIMSELF IN THE RULES OF REALITY TO THE POINT HE CANNOT BE EXCISED WITH EASE, HE HAS AN ENDING LIKE ALL OTHERS. AND I WILL BE THERE WHEN IT IS. AND IF HE WERE TO ESCAPE THAT ENDING, THEN I WILL BE THERE TO MAKE THE CORRECTION.

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if you ever want help cleaning up his act just give me a call :)

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MOST ASSUREDLY, MISS!

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WHAT A PITIABLE EXISTENCE, TO BE DESTINED TO BECOME YOUR WORST SELF, ORCHESTRATED BY YOUR OWN WORST SELF. A PRISONER IN YOUR OWN TOXICITY.

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:33 < dont call me meowt like that death wtf

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OH, I APOLOGIZE MISS, I WAS REFERRING TO LORD ENGLISH.

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Why didn't y-o-o-u just say "d-o-o-n't call me-o-o-wt like that" It w-o-o-uld've w-o-o-rked better. N-o-o- weird pause. Hehehe Paws. N-o-o- weird paws.

:33 < beclaws the emphasis has to be on meow. if i said meowt it would look weird and read weird.

N-o-o- it didn't. What y-o-o-u did l-o-o--o-o-ks and reads weird. -Signed s-o-o-me-o-o-ne that had t-o-o- l-o-o--o-o-k at and read it.

:33 < i disagr33, why dont mew start making mewr own fuckin cat puns then buddy :33 < stop criticizing mine

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PLEASE DO NOT ARGUE UNDER MY POST.

I DO NOT HAVE A RELATIONSHIP, IN EITHER A PROFESSIONAL OR PERSONAL SENSE, WITH DRACULA.

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do you want to?

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I DON’T BELIEVE I DO? HE SEEMS AN UNPLEASANT MAN.

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that seems reasonable

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I HOPE YOU ALL KNOW YOU THAT EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU IS SPECIAL AND IMPORTANT TO ME.

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PLEASE DON’T HURT YOURSELVES WITH BUG ZAPPERS.

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JACK NOIR.

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Yeah?

OH, I’M JUST DOING A BIT.

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its funnier if you dont explain the joke, man

I know that guy!

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I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THAT EXPERIMENT WAS ALSO OMINOUS.

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no its not keep going

@karmaDagger[KD]

BUT ONE PERSON HAS ALREADY SAID IT SEEMED TO BE A DEATH THREAT?

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sylink? she was just fucking with you dude

nah I think it's funny

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@karmaDagger[KD]

NO, NOT IT, SOMEONE WHOSE NAME I SAID.

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c< Maybe try witH sOMeONe else? >c

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@megaloMemes[MM]

I SUPPOSE ONE MORE FOR NOW SO THAT I AM NOT SPAMMING THE FEED.

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CHCHOW CRUNCH.

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⧃ Not too much on Chchow now.

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xx_AWROOF?_x)_xx

FLORID NIKIMO.

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De★th, I love you m★n but this ★bsolutely re★ds ★s ★ thre★t still.

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a process has occured

no it doesnt shh

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ROXY LALONDE.

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???

WHAT?

u cant just say someones name in all caps with no explanation wtf?

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thats me

OH, I SAID I COULDN’T DO THE “DIAMONDS DROOG” BIT WITH MY NAME BECAUSE IT SOUNDED LIKE AN OMINOUS PORTENT. SO A VERY NICE PERSON SUGGESTED I DO IT WITH OTHERS NAMES INSTEAD.

um yeah no thats still rlly fuckin omonous jfc i thot this was a daeth threat at first lmao

…OH. MY SINCEREST APOLOGIES, MX.

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dude......you ruined it......

@karmaDagger[KD]

i didnt mean 2 i just got freakd out

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unforgivable, 1 million year's in the torment nexus. ok not actually

DEATH. …NO, IF I DO THE DIAMONDS DROOG BIT IT SOUNDS FAR TOO MUCH LIKE A THREAT OR OMINOUS PORTENT.

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you should do other peoples name's instead im sure thatll be less ominous

@karmaDagger[KD]

OH, THAT’S A WONDERFUL IDEA!

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0…0 (TESTING OUT FACES)

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are you someone larping as death from problem sleuth or are you actually just death from problem sleuth like how theres a real spades slick from midnight crew

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@karmaDagger[KD]

I AM ACTUALLY DEATH FROM PROBLEM SLEUTH. AND ALSO FROM THE CONCEPT OF DEATH.

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thats insane. big fan

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“NOTHING IS CERTAIN BUT DEATH AND TAXES.” I WILL SAY, I HEAR THIS QUITE A BIT. I DO THINK I’M FAR MORE PERSONABLE THAN TAXES, HOWEVER.

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I HOPE EVERYONE IS DOING WELL.

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Thanks, Death!

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I’M ENJOYING TWIN PEAKS, IT IS INTERESTING.

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DON’T FORGET TO DRINK WATER EVERYONE.

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I AM HOPING FOR THE BEST.

I HOPE YOU ALL HAVE BEEN DOING W- … AH. ANOTHER ONE.

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another what

ANOTHER LORD.

oh fucking hell on earth

YES INDEED. SIGH. I NEED TO GET TO WORK ON THAT LAWSUIT.

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wait. lawsuit?

I INTEND TO SUE LORD ENGLISH FOR APPROPRIATING AND TAINTING MY IMAGE!

so about lord english. ONE OF THEM JUST FOLLOWED ME

HM! THAT IS PROBABLY NOT GOOD, DEPENDING ON MANY THINGS.