Tavvy just Tavvy
@gluttinousGymnast
Volorph (Voluntary Orphan),,, It's kind of compy (complicated). Just call me Tavv or Tavvy. Por favor. He/Him. I AM A GROWN BUTT GENTLEMAN.
There's some shenanigans going on around here, i'm certain,,,
joe.
yea.
hey. i just said joe.
i didnt.
You CAN coerce me into a private and dubiously intimate hang with the promise of a "Nailed It" marathon. How I love to bray with obnoxious laughter at the expense of these culinary simpletons!
Id still eat them!
I know, son. I know.
I get it, i understand. I know my place,, don't worry, ill go trot off like a horse with a lame leg just call me when you're ready to make a stop by the glue factory, you can use my remains to make sentimental tchotchkes and knick knacks with your NEW SON.
... I don't know that he's new, per se! Judging by your profiles, he's a smidge older than you.
The silent implication that you do wish to make tchotchkes and knick knacks with him is a dagger through my heart "Mother"
despite bein a touch higher on the hemospectrum than rusties or muds pissbloods are by far the wworst a the lesser lowwbloods if you evver see me agreein wwith a talkin battery its either a skinwwalker or ivve done too many nose clams again #substance
Is,,, a nose clam also powdered or is it a whole clam,,,,?
depends on the night an the bender an also howw evvil im feelin
Is the powder,,, less evil,,? Or more because you have to chop up the clam,,, ideally with a credit card or razor of some kind,
my wwickedness cannot be measured by the form in wwhich i snort my clams you havve a lot to learn amateur
I am pretty,,, inexperienced being evil, yeah,,, the opportunity's never come up before,,
I hate to say it but,,,, when she's right she's right,,,
i know im right.
Whatever happened?
everything. what else.
you do realize. i dont really care. right. you can call me by either.
Oh,,, right, sorry,,, uhm,,, just thought i would,,,, tread lightly. Just in case,, I may just stick to Yiffy to,,, keep track better,
eh. whatever is best for ya bud.
Just felt my tummy twist,,,,
Are you alright, Tavvy?
Sorry i missed this message Pa,, i just had a little tummy trubs (trouble) is all,,, all tip shop now!
Little Caesar's would never do this to me,,, pizza,, pizza,,,,
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Meow.
Aw geez,,,, The mailroom said i had a package come in for me today but,,, it was just another "i hate your mother" pipe bomb,,, sigh,,, will there ever be a sweet letter for Tavvy,?
abuse of an innoCent person *and* a misuse of the postal serviCe. that shit is awful.
It really is a darn tooting shame,,,! Mailpersons have to go through so much,
I couldn't,,, fit your horns all the way in,,,but hopefully this is okay,,, @adiosToreador #thedoodler https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5d7d2de3827e.jpg
Your art is absolutely phenomenal!
Gosh,,, goodness,,, g,,, gee thanks Pa,,, I wasn't expecting anyone to really,,, pay it any mind, really
Of course I pay it mind! I know I may not be the exact man who raised you, or knew you, but I still can admire the talents and qualities of a young man who deserves it!