Tavvy just Tavvy
@gluttinousGymnast
Volorph (Voluntary Orphan),,, It's kind of compy (complicated). Just call me Tavv or Tavvy. Por favor. He/Him. I AM A GROWN BUTT GENTLEMAN.
When you're talking to your BRO about doing something NAUGHTY-- just THINK. What would SWISS do. #suggestive #ruletags #rulefollowersyesINDEED https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a2d2daf2c556.png
She never came home,,
>:εε who ar3 w3 waiting on? ;33 ~
Er,,, my roommate,, Ruby,,, she didn't come back last night and,, well i'm sure she's fine but i can't help but worry,,,
>:εε oh! did sh3 got hunting? ;33 ~
>:εε **go wowi3s thats a bad typo to commit ~
You scared me for a second,, but if she went hunting,,, maybe? They've always been the outdoorsy type,,,,, Maybe they're just having an impromptu camping trip,,, thank you Pounce, this made me feel a little better. :'B
>:εε you'r3 w3lcom3! th3y probably ar3 alright, if anything you should just go aft3r th3m! ;DD ~
In,,, in the woods? Alone,,, i can't,, really do that,,, i always black out and wake up 4 days later,,, with a macguyvered water purifier,,and splinters in my teeth,
not that its anyones fuckin business but yes it still grips and yes it still farts #nsfww
Intestinal distress,,, could be something to check out,,,
Oh my creation,oh my creation, oh oh no,,,,!!! During the kerfuffle those caddish ruffians broke Ruby's dear limited edition, one of a kind,, hand sculpted B n B (Beavis and Butthead for those not in the know) statuette symbolizing their eternal bonds despite the turbulent trials of their youth,,,, it's completely in twixt!!!! Oh dear,, oh no,, oh,,, oh,,,, oh FUCK,
oH DUDE, yOU'RE FUCKED, sHE IS GOING TO, kICK YOUR ASS ABOUT THE PLACE, l1KE IT IS A PAIR OF, dEFLATED SOCCER BALLS, oR FOOTBALLS FOR, tHE LESS aMERICANLY, iNCLINED,
You,,,,, are not being a very good,, psuedo-standin mother figure right now,,, it is going to start a campus war and we are going to get EXPELLED and i am going to have to transfer my credits AGAIN and i just found a professor that doesn't answer at me and,, and,,,, and,
hMM, oKAY, i BET IF WE, pUT OUR NOGGINS TOGETHER, wE CAN FIND A WAY TO FIX IT, bEFORE SHE FINDS OUT, mAYBE LIKE, gLUE, oR, sUPER GLUE, oR, wE COULD TRY IT IN, oNE OF THE ALCHEMIZERS, lIKE,,, iF WE D1SCERN THE CODE FOR WHAT MEANS, bROKEN, wE COULD SUBTRACT THAT FROM, tHE CODE FOR THE BROKEN, hAND SCULPTED AND ONE OF A KIND, bNb, tO GET AN UNBROKEN, hAND SCULPTED AND, oNE OF A KIND bNb, tO REPLACE IT,
Yes yes oh god,,, please yes,,, whatever we need to do,,,, she is going to,,, it is going to have a fit,,,
There's some shenanigans going on around here, i'm certain,,,
joe.
mama!!
yea.
hey. i just said joe.
i didnt.
You CAN coerce me into a private and dubiously intimate hang with the promise of a "Nailed It" marathon. How I love to bray with obnoxious laughter at the expense of these culinary simpletons!
Id still eat them!
I know, son. I know.
I get it, i understand. I know my place,, don't worry, ill go trot off like a horse with a lame leg just call me when you're ready to make a stop by the glue factory, you can use my remains to make sentimental tchotchkes and knick knacks with your NEW SON.
... I don't know that he's new, per se! Judging by your profiles, he's a smidge older than you.
The silent implication that you do wish to make tchotchkes and knick knacks with him is a dagger through my heart "Mother"
despite bein a touch higher on the hemospectrum than rusties or muds pissbloods are by far the wworst a the lesser lowwbloods if you evver see me agreein wwith a talkin battery its either a skinwwalker or ivve done too many nose clams again #substance
Is,,, a nose clam also powdered or is it a whole clam,,,,?
depends on the night an the bender an also howw evvil im feelin
Is the powder,,, less evil,,? Or more because you have to chop up the clam,,, ideally with a credit card or razor of some kind,
my wwickedness cannot be measured by the form in wwhich i snort my clams you havve a lot to learn amateur
I am pretty,,, inexperienced being evil, yeah,,, the opportunity's never come up before,,
I hate to say it but,,,, when she's right she's right,,,
i know im right.
Whatever happened?
everything. what else.
you do realize. i dont really care. right. you can call me by either.
Oh,,, right, sorry,,, uhm,,, just thought i would,,,, tread lightly. Just in case,, I may just stick to Yiffy to,,, keep track better,
eh. whatever is best for ya bud.