Ruby Longstocking Harley-Lalonde
@canidAnarchism
can i have anymore fucking names.
new program called literacy or euthanasia i'm starting it for free. #charity #philanthropissed #publicservice
Dude, you're going to KILL so many of these DOMEROTTED guys. It's going to be like a WAR out here.
aH, tHIS BRINGS BACK MEMORIES OF, tHE sCHOLASTICKADYNAMITE bOOK fAIRS, }:)
found my howl. #thankgod #blessed #wouldhavebootedupsburbagain
hahaha don't freak me out like that man you had me feeling like a little monster's mutant over here. phew.
yeah but the monsters had eachother or whatever. if you're a freak even among monsters. fuck man that just sucks.
can a guy not think now and then? i can't go back to the dorm right now because tavvy's still clearing out the mustard gas so i'm just sitting on a bench like a jackass.
currently im just. watching some sort of movie with my matesprit. cant really think too much i think.
there is literally no one with real bite to them anymore this kind of blows. guess it's another day of cutting my teeth on the pity pole. #bummer #polelife
whoaaaaa let's not use the m word man. i'll be good with it now but two more strikes and we gotta go to bat. you're my little oomf dude.
nah man you're good. just a word i'm not too chuffed to hear in the same sentence as me. you didn't know though we just met!
1M 50RRY :[ C4N W3 571LL 83 00MF5 0R WH47V33R 7H47 WRD0D M34N7H???
dude of course. you're the chilliest motherfucker i've seen today. you're awesome. you're oomaf (the a stands for awesome).
7H475 50 51CK!!! UY0YR3 L1K3 7H3 C000L357 8R0 1V3 M37 0N H3R3!! 50 M4NY L053R5 0N H3R3!!! 1M 4W37H0M3?? Y0U 7H1NK 1M 4W350M3???! 8008Y34H!!!!!!
every guy that thinks he's hot shit is shaped like crash bandicoot and i feel like that needs to be studied.
i need you to find better men... please don't let my new uncle be crash bandicoot it'll mess with my image beyond repair.
uMM,,, dON'T WORRY ABOUT, mY P1TCH QUAD, aND WE SHOULD BE ALL GOOD, oN THAT FRONT, aHAHA,
oH, uMM,,, tHAT'S NOT, vERY NICE, bUT ALSO, i FORGOT WHAT i DID, aLREADY,
who's gonna do a creep media marathon with me? i'm missing peachfuzz like a bitch right now.
10k kult and i'll convince tavvy to get the tattoo "in a world full of pee. be poop".
i'm not allowed to toss coins in the mall fountains anymore because i keep wishing for the divorce rate to rise to 100% and mall staff takes out my coins the second they think i've left.
i'm down 80 quid in pennies. pissed off.
i feel like a thumb bro. down.
he is doing this to torment me. he is. that sick bastard knows my new years rez was to stop ragging on him as much. fuck.
cokequette? like with the bows and frilly shit? cockette? i do not know how to spell it i'm sorry. i'm not an eenstine or whatever his name was.
၄⋆၃ you are thinking of the word "xoquette" and im unsure if that is how id desxribe myself but meh
einstein. how do you not know the guy. also. i guess so. im lucky as fuck. hes like way out of my league. you know.
he died before i was born never really got the chance to know him. and i'm happy for you man. really.
aht aht aht no lovey-dovey in my notifs let us single people be crotchety in peace.
၄⋆၃ i have done nothing of the sorts is it so wrong to wave whimsixally tut tut dot dot dot for shame
just watched like three burly guys give tavvy a wide berth like he was rabid. im so proud.
there's some bullshit going on here. i'm positive.
i would never blame you tavros you are like one of those tender baby does in the forest laying on a bed of fresh dew. big brown eyes and all. who cannot yet know the horrors to come. also you're funny as fuck so you get a bullshit pass.
uh... actually no it's not ready yet i'm still working on it it's not good....
wELL, tHAT IS OKAY ON BOTH COUNTS, a FIRST DRAFT IS MEANT TO JUST, bE THAT, yOU KNOW, sO WHAT IS 1T YOU ARE WRITING ABOUT, aNYWAYS, iF i CAN ASK YOU THAT?
alright guys who is gonna noclip with me or do i have to party all by myself?
lets fuckin do it.
guys quit with the fireworks youre scaring tavvy he's literally shaking. he just weed on the clean carpet.
What in the jones are you talking about!?
i think a third of you need to get spayed and neutered my dash should not look like scissorhood of the traveling goons right now. IT'S DAYLIGHT!!!! #nsfw #goonervillepopulationhalfofyou
Which is like, when trolls are usually sleeping and horny.
half of us is a bit of an understatement id bet its like 5/6ths but most people are in hiding about it #suggestive
little sucker knocked my tooth out fuuuuck
fuuuuck. go my butterfly. bloom!
I'm blossoming! I'm blossoming! 🪷🌸🌼🪻🌺🥀🌹🌷🏵️💠🌾🌻
is this what winning feels like? schadenfreude or whatever that weinerschnitzel word is.
my ego is awesome and my boyish charm is... meh. it's there but i'm not leaning into it as much as i should.
i go to focus on summer courses and every possible me hops outta the fuckin woodwork and suddenly i'm the chudly asshole not at the party. c'mon guys. not cool.
oh my god. please. you can't continue this life illiterate you are going to EMBARASS me.
all i ever played was fetch. my jade used to throw the ball to far away on the ocean.
..... hey how come your mom played fetch with you? mine said we shouldn't debase ourselves to that. i still chase now and then to really show her.
besides not knowing rose was my mom for years. being given like a product to jane. treated worse than a dog and then drafted to some fuckass island i dont know how to get out of or where the fuck i am. maybe.
something doesn't bode.
