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@canidAnarchism
can i have anymore fucking names.
damn. might be a bit of a #rumblerouser now #eridanweekrumble
who's showing up to rumblenight? #eridanweek #riphishornsoff
#fentycrocker :/
damn night two already. yeah i'll see if i got time in my craaaaazy busy sched. #ichoosewhentocome
WHAT. WHAT. TAVROS WHAT. I'M UGH. #I'MCOMING JUST SIT TIGHT IT MIGHT BE A BIT
yEP, cAN NOT DO, mUCH OF ANYTHING ELSE SO, tHAT SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD PLAN, tO ME,
it's not even that fun to #bounceonit :/
I WOULD HAVE TO DISAGREE! I MAY NOT HAVE HAD A TURN TO #BOUNCEONIT YET, BUT ONCE THAT TRAMPOLINE IS FREED UP YOU BEST BELIEVE I WILL RECTIFY THAT MISFORTUNE!
m4yb3 you don't #bounc3on1t good 3nough.
i'm watching a clown get scammed this is almost sad if it wasn't entirely justified.
dO YOUR EARS HURT, tOO, bUDDYFRIEND? sORRY FOR, lEAVING YOU ACCIDENTALLY i WAS, rEALLY EXCITED FOR THE ONE-TROLL, tRAMPOLINE,
I will break these chains that bind me, happiness will find me
god if you're real please crash the economy and everyone inside.
fucking bars. i'm not even trying to be funny here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9DHH6Xi3cw
that's because no one can handle a real motherfucker. they dismiss what they can't keep up with. never let ANYONE. AND I MEAN ANYONE. SMITE YOUR SPIRIT. OKAY?
yOU KNOW WHAT, yOU ARE, sO RIGHT, i COULD PROBABLY, sIT COMFORTABLY AT LIKE, tHE 7TH OR MAYBE, eVEN SIXTH, rUNG!
yeah!! we could even get you higher than that bud. you don't have to settle for 6-7th
tHAT SOUNDS, uMMM, i MEAN, i DO NOT EVEN, eAT, aNY ANIMAL PRODUCTS, sO i FEEL LIKE, i WOULD NOT REALLY, bE DOING MUCH UP THERE, aNYWAYS,
okay. well as long as you're where you are because you want to be and not because someone is making you be there.
i HAVE NOT BEEN, mADE TO BE, iN A PLACE i HAVE NOT, wANTED TO BE FOR, aT LEAST A FEW PERIGEES, pROBABLY, sO i AM DOING, pRETTY DANG GOOD, tHANK YOU, i HOPE THE SAME LIKEWISE, fOR YOU,
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tavros avert your eyes there's some sick. fucked up shit on there.
oKAY, yOU MY FRIEND, aRE, a NOT CHUD! aND THAT IS, ePICSAUCE, aND,,, yOU MADAM, hAVE, JUST WON, tHE INTERNET,
fuck you're awesome. amazeballs even. is that closer to your era?
mAYBE? i WAS NEVER, rEALLY, hIP AND WITH IT, tO BE ENTIRELY, hONEST WITH YOU, rUBY,
yAY! i THINK, yOU MAY BE, tHE FIRST PERSON, wELL, sECOND, pERSON, wELL, tHIRD, pERSON, tO, hAVE EVER, cONSISTENTLY CALLED ME, "COOL," bEFORE,
no little purple blood dont fall into the religion of crockercunten .
anyone who calls me yiffy repeatedly will be getting a block. 3 yiffs and you're fucking out of here buster.
I still think im having a fever dream here, please tell me they didnt actually name you that
GRRRRR DON'T GET ME FUCKING STARTED IN THE DUMBEST GOD DAMN NAME ON GRRRRTH!!!!
Im actually sorry If you ever want someone to slug your parents ring me up
i'm acknowledging @adiosToreador as the better and inherently alpha tavros. any other ones can take their rightful place as the betas and omegas of the tavros totem. capiche?
i AM, a BIG BOY, aN ADULT MAN, aS IT WERE, a REAL, tOUGH GUY, dASHING AND, rUGGEDLY HANDSOME, eVEN,
tavros.. sometimes it is hard to read your messages. im glad youre finding more confidence in yourself though! big boy just um.. has childish implications? i guess.
i THINK, iT IS IMPORTANT TO REMAIN, a CHILD AT PUSHER, tO SOME DEGREE, tHOUGH, i AM ALSO A, mATURE MANLY MAN, bUT, iF YOU ARE HAVING TROUBLE READING, dID YOU LOSE YOUR GLASSES, mAYBE?
see. look at him. he's a god damn gentleman with some whimsy. is that so wrong?
umm... you know what? good for you :)! i will leave it there. i do agree keeping some youth in your heart is important!!
kid named finger? nah. kid named kinger.
hAHA, i DON'T GET IT BUT, tHIS READS LIKE A JOKE, AND, iS PROBABLY PRETTY FUNNY!
hrrrgghh the voices hrrgghhh 20% off your next purchase of 30 dollars or more when you use the crockercorp™ mobile app NOOOOOOOOOOOO BE GONE!!!!!!!!!!!
are you being possessed by ghosts of advertisement?
something like that >:B
got a fortune cookie that says root for the underdog. much to think about.
finally there's someone else who's a little rager here.
#euthanizeher let's get it rolling.
"she eats people!?" you mean the great big huge plump very large rubenesque fat girl ceo
i WISH, yOU WOULD NOT SPEAK THAT, wAY ABOUT THE, tEMPORALLY DISPLACED, mOTHER OF MY CHILD, }:(
wAIT DOES SHE, aCTUALLY EAT PEOPLE, tHOUGH IS jUNIOR, iN DANGER, tHAT WAS A CONCERN, fOR US ON aLTERNIA, sOMETIMES,
yEAH, yOUR COUSIN? i MEAN, nOT ME, mE, bUT, a DIFFERENT TIMELINE, mE, aND, yOUR jANE?
oh you're not the dad. his dad is some boy bimbo with a giant head. I think that's why his skull is so easy to hit
wHAT? bUT,,, wHY ELSE, wOULD HE BE, tAVROS JUNIOR, iF HE WAS NOT, tHE FLESH OF ME, aND jANE'S, lOINS, oR i GUESS, hER, aND A sURROGATE, uNLESS, tECHNOLOGY HAS ADVANCED TO, a RADICAL NEW DEGREE,,, tHAT IS, i AM THE ONE, fROM WHENCE HE SPRUNG, fROM THE LOINS OF,
i don't know why she named him that. i didn't even know there was anyone else named that until you showed up. maybe she's just unoriginal.
URRGHHHHHGGGHHHB RRRGHGGHH CLUTCHES MY HEAD WHY'S HE SO NICE AND CHILL LIKE THAT GRRR RRRRR URRGHHHH PUNCHES A HOLE IN THE DRY WALL AND THEN PATCHES IT UP BECAUSE I'M RENTING AND IT'S NOT MY HOUSE BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
wOW, tHAT IS REALLY, cRAFTY LIKE, iN TERMS OF, cARPENTRY SKILLS! i'M GLAD YOU'VE MADE, a NICE AND CHILL, FRIEND,