Ruby Longstocking Harley-Lalonde
@canidAnarchism
can i have anymore fucking names.
there's some bullshit going on here. i'm positive.
i would never blame you tavros you are like one of those tender baby does in the forest laying on a bed of fresh dew. big brown eyes and all. who cannot yet know the horrors to come. also you're funny as fuck so you get a bullshit pass.
uh... actually no it's not ready yet i'm still working on it it's not good....
wELL, tHAT IS OKAY ON BOTH COUNTS, a FIRST DRAFT IS MEANT TO JUST, bE THAT, yOU KNOW, sO WHAT IS 1T YOU ARE WRITING ABOUT, aNYWAYS, iF i CAN ASK YOU THAT?
alright guys who is gonna noclip with me or do i have to party all by myself?
guys quit with the fireworks youre scaring tavvy he's literally shaking. he just weed on the clean carpet.
What in the jones are you talking about!?
i think a third of you need to get spayed and neutered my dash should not look like scissorhood of the traveling goons right now. IT'S DAYLIGHT!!!! #nsfw #goonervillepopulationhalfofyou
Which is like, when trolls are usually sleeping and horny.
half of us is a bit of an understatement id bet its like 5/6ths but most people are in hiding about it #suggestive
little sucker knocked my tooth out fuuuuck
fuuuuck. go my butterfly. bloom!
I'm blossoming! I'm blossoming! 🪷🌸🌼🪻🌺🥀🌹🌷🏵️💠🌾🌻
is this what winning feels like? schadenfreude or whatever that weinerschnitzel word is.
my ego is awesome and my boyish charm is... meh. it's there but i'm not leaning into it as much as i should.
i go to focus on summer courses and every possible me hops outta the fuckin woodwork and suddenly i'm the chudly asshole not at the party. c'mon guys. not cool.
oh my god. please. you can't continue this life illiterate you are going to EMBARASS me.
all i ever played was fetch. my jade used to throw the ball to far away on the ocean.
..... hey how come your mom played fetch with you? mine said we shouldn't debase ourselves to that. i still chase now and then to really show her.
besides not knowing rose was my mom for years. being given like a product to jane. treated worse than a dog and then drafted to some fuckass island i dont know how to get out of or where the fuck i am. maybe.
something doesn't bode.
URGHHHH THIS IS SO WEIRD SHE SEEMS ACTUALLY NORMAL URRGHHH
wait a minute. "ahaha"? tavros goes "ehehe". SOMETHIN' AIN'T RIGHT HERE.
not really, but your name kinda tells me a lot. so, hi, mom, daughter, sister, cousin, aunt, niece, or whatever you are! :) i love and care about you!
this guy thinks he can shitbait me. i'm the ultimate rager. the ultimate shit-talker. the ultimate hater. don't even fucking joke. lad. you won't get a single snort outta me.
do not leave a nasty little puppet. muppet. or smuppet around me i will waterboard that fucking thing and teach it how to yearn for air. #peaceout #getitthefuckawayfromme
YOU NEED TO LEARN MANNERS AROUND LITTLE FALSE MEN. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO MIGHT BE WATCHING FROM INSIDE.
i'm flushing it down the toilet like a narsty little turd pellet.
SOON ENOUGH YOU'LL LEARN WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE A SPECKLE OF SHIT SWIRLED DOWN TO SEWER LAND TO PLAY WITH HUMAN MARIO THE PLUMBER. WHO WILL STOMP YOU FOR BEING AN IMBECILE. YOU BRAT.
we'll be two little dookies floating down the sewage river then. buster. you ever seen flushed away (2006)?
that's... the saddest fucking thing i've ever heard. okay how about this. watch either flushed away (2006) or the pest (1997) and get back to me. dealers choice. you can learn about being flushed down the potty or learn about ragebaiting while being hunted for sport. both will come in handy for you in the future.
Ɏ mea-a-an a-a-and evil a-a-and for why Ɏ
if you saw the puppets i was seeing you would agree that they should be toilet-murdered.
other me better unhate my post. i'm trying to be a lotus here. love and light or whatever.
only thing embarrassing is you stomping your feet like a toddler because i said "yeah i've got a mom". she sucks a little but i can give her a smidgen of a win since everything else in her life blows.
long? is three sentences too much for you? now you're embarrassing the both of us they're going to think we're illiterate.
happy mother's day to the harleys of the multiverse and that's IT. roxy too I guess. and maybe kanaya. everyone else can scram.
you ever bite your tongue and realize "yup. that's the last straw."?
if i won the lottery for every time i'd won the lottery i would
does he call it her... snrk... her clown hole? #nsfw ? #rubyrabbles
𖦤 Genuinely / can't / tell / if / this / is / meant / to / be, / like. / A / pun / of / some / kind? Cannot / for / the / life / of / me / tell / what / 'clown / hole' / is / trying / to / play / off / of Am / I / the / problem? / Should / I / know / what / a / clown / hole / is? :||
truthfully i can be pretty frickin verbose but i choose to speak like a little riffraff punk because it's like flushing all my lessons at that dinky BOREDING school (prison) down the drain.
c< we all fiNd freedOM iN tHe straNgest places, sO.... iN OtHer wOrds Hell tHe fucK yes >c
i CAN'T QUIT MY JOB, wHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP TELLING ME, tO DO THAT LATELY, mR. aBERNATHY REALLY NEEDS ALL THE HANDS HE CAN GET, aT THE SHELTER, aND ALSO THIS IS REALLY GOOD EXPERIENCE FOR, mY DEGREE,
shit. okay you're right. i'm sorry. don't quite your job or college degree. join my riot grrrl band when you have the free time and interest.
c< see, tHis is tHe KiNda eNergy we all Need NOwadays! Hell tHe fucK yes! pucK rOcK it! tHrOw bricKs at cOps! be gay! dO criMe! >c