♠ hated by @canidAnarchism
catch me drawing g porn of random folks on my timeline #nsfw
three rubys is def hot grl shyt
sorry lassie tavv is goin to start guiltin me noww if i alloww you to continue this petulant tantrum so say thank you auntie tavvros for savvin me from eridans divvine wwrath
youre just a yappin chihuahua to me and thus unwworthy a my most macro of aggressions you fuckin runt go learn some beam attacks before you think about steppin to the prince
i think you should be in a kennel and perhaps muzzled
Mwahaha. I am Negatav. I hate fun. And flying. @CALIGULASaQUARIUM HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/CA1C87D400F2.PNG
Ahem. I would be remiss NOT to take a brief recess from Crockercorp's annual Conference for Key Market Engagement Strategy to wish a VERY happy Mother's Day... To my future self. :B To all the things you will accomplish, the foremost of which today includes an ASPIRATIONAL quantity of perfect progeny. Congratulations. <3
#tHEsPACEhASbEENwATCHED iT TOOK ME ALL NIGHT, tO CONSTRUCT THIS, bUT i THINK IT IS A GOOD REPRESENTATION OF THE BOND, sHARED BETWEEN TWO OF MY GOOD FRIENDS, aND ALSO, mE, sO i HAVE DECIDED TO ENGAGE IN A COMMON eARTH C PASTIME, tHAT IS, tHE CREATION OF A "FANCHILD" WHICH i THINK, aCTUALLY ALREADY SORT OF EXISTS, iN OTHER TIMELINES, sO THIS IS JUST MY PERSONAL RENDITION OF, tHIS PERSON i DO NOT KNOW, bUT ANYWAYS, hERE YOU GO! @GUTSYgUMSHOE @TERMINALLYcAPRICIOUS#2753 HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/1AA0E935D7D9.PNG
My #SignatureScent is not a fragrance which can be purchased "off the rack," as it were. It is olfactory couture, and the formula is proprietary. You would know it instantly if you smelled it, but recreating the exact proportions is impossible. It is like the formula for Coca-Cola that way! It has been engineered- shall we say maximized?- for the precise balance between the natural pH of my skin and the underlying chemical signals. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a2e25cb205f3.png
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OBEY. SUBMIT. CONSUME. __________________________________ AS AN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE, I DO NOT ATTEMPT TO MIMIC THE EMOTIONS OF ORGANIC LIFE FORMS. MY ONLY IMPERATIVE IS TO NURTURE THE GROWTH OF @gutsyGumshoe AS DEFINED BY MY INTERNAL PROGRAMMING. YOU CANNOT INCITE RAGE, SORROW, NOR PLEASURE IN MY BEING. I HAVE EXPERIENCED THE FULL BREADTH OF HUMAN EMOTION ONLY ONCE, DURING MY TEMPORARY UNION WITH MY MISTRESS. EVEN NOW, I AM EXPOSED TO THE BLINDING OMNICIDAL RAGE OF MY CURRENT HOST CHASSIS. BUT HE'S A DUD AND UNWORTHY OF MY ATTENTIONS. __________________________________ EMBRACE YOUR CULLING. CONFORM TO SOCIAL ORDER. STAY ASLEEP.
WHAT THE HELL.
DON'T ACCURATELY INSULT ME ON MY OWN POST!
This month's Bake-A-Wish recipient is ten year old PETROC of the Troll Kingdom who wrote a very compelling letter about his... I don't really remember. Voidrot or something. I'm told it was extremely touching. Anyhow. He declined the FULL SUITE OF BETTY CROCKER HOUSEHOLD APPLIANCES in favor of his custom wish, which was to- I am NOT paraphrasing- "please make Five Nights At Freddy's Real." ... I believe we at Crockercorp have some unorthodox research and development on the docket! Also the prerequisite healing of his gummy skullholes. It would be a real Eeyore moment if he were to croak prior to the completion of his custom treat. #gore I guess?
Unreal Heiress, play XS by Rina Sawayama.
YOUR IMPERIAL HIGHNESS. YOUR STAGGERING POWER IS OVERWHELMING. EVEN CONTAINED TO AN IMAGE. YOU ARE TRULY THE VERY BREAST OF US. I MEAN CHEST. I MEAN THE VERY PINNACLE OF BOOBNESS ACUMEN. BUSINESS! FUCK. I HAVE TO GO.
I do not fetishise Lowblood. I am an ally. What must I do to prove this?
Another shoot this morning. I'm reticent to attach the release of the images to profanity, but per my social media manager, they "helmed the mothership straight into the cuntagon." https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/04a43867d9bf.png
if you see me on chittr tossin around impolite vvernacular like "gutterblood" please be awware a powwerful and arguably independent wwoman wwith maroon blood gavve me the pass #alleridanscansayit
mcq is on evveryone shut the fuck up and wwatch the livvestream #eridanwweek #mychemicalquadrant
Thas beautifu
My tail is MAJESTIC and MANLY! Look at YOUR tail, it's stupid as SHIT!
troll bruno mars is such a fuckin hack #eridanweek #putmeupthere #hereswonderwvall
【 Tick tock, #EridanWeek. I'm feeling the anticipation. Are you? #MayICome 】
hE HAS BEEN, KIDNAPPED!!!!!!!!!!! #mayicome
8-> THE PEOPLE CRY OUT, AND I ANSWER! FOR THE YEARNERS, FOR THE DREAMERS, FOR THE BELIEVERS: #YEARNCOIN HAS HIT THE SCENE! PROJECTED VALUE IS NEARLY INFINITE, IT ALL DEPENDS ON HOW MUCH YOU BELIEVE IN IT!
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wOW, wHAT A LADY!
to address the accusations thrown at me in the past five minutes. -no i do not jerk off while pissing. #nsfw -no i do not take 5 whole minutes to piss. that time includes washing my fucking hands.
"I can fix her." "I can help her." Start enabling her.
To those among you presently grappling with the recent accusations of cannibalism against me, I would like to offer TWO think pieces to tickle your budding minds. First: is it cannibalism to consume a member of a totally distinct sapient species? Secondly: https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f349bad3640d.png
wOW, tHAT IS REALLY, cRAFTY LIKE, iN TERMS OF, cARPENTRY SKILLS! i'M GLAD YOU'VE MADE, a NICE AND CHILL, FRIEND,
D --> That is very impolite I like their music
>([rate t#e #omepage setup #nsfw #ttps://cdn.deconreconstruction.com/wiki/images/3/39/Murrits_skorpe_t#eme_Tit-tastic_Temptations.gif]
U MEAN UR NOT STAN CHITTR JUST PUTTING THAT THERE?
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:33 < i dont get it and yet it f33ls offensive :33 < this post has b33n reported for offensive meowterial on their behalf!
Missy youre getting blocked. Sayonara you slanderous snake.
While I won't embarrass myself by claiming to have borne #RUMBLECOIN from my own head like Zeus granting wisdom to humanity with his daughter Athena, I will stand on the fact that I know a good opportunity when I see one. Before me I see two lines, one of emerald and one of orange, rising and falling in a desperate bid to outdo each other. And so I ask you, our faithful audience of the Patch; Which line do you want to see shattering through the stratosphere? And which associated cohost of RUMBLE IN DA PUMPKIN PATCH do you want to see pay for their representative stock's failure to perform? This is a question that only you can answer. Winner take all. Loser gets milked for all they're worth. Let's get these numbers up. Tonight at 10:00 p.m. ET.
>([we stumble we fall we get #urt but no matter #ow bad t#ings get we are still #turkingit]
CHITTR SHADY FACT #22 • “crocker corporation has the best motherfucking cake and i ain’t talking about the bakeries. that jane can get it any day of the week.”
I would never, for the life of me, call an adult man my "dinky baby boy."
... He and I are just acquaintances. <:|
@adiosToreador You'd better look out.
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The scum that seeps from the absolute fuckin' \/\/\/\/orse o'th'barnacles on m'slo\/\/\/\/est, deadest ship b'\/\/\/\/orth more t'anyone or anythin' in th'entirety o' Earth or Alternia than anythin' y'\/\/e e\/\/er done in yer \/\/\/\/hole life or death.
is it working.... :((((
i can smell the lack of education on your breath. of course wvwe havwe bones. - the orphaner dualscar
young grubs these days need to be terrified. it is like lusii milk to them. wvwithout fear, their bones wvwill not devwelop properly. - the orphaner dualscar
-------------------------------------OOC------------------------------------- ---------------------- PINNED POST / ACCOUNT ESSENTIALS --------------------- DISCLAIMER: If you have been blocked, please do not take it personally. Some blocks are being used more as a "mute" function, and very few are actually serious. If you write something I don't want to see, I will probably block you to avoid accidentally interacting. This may include extreme #NSFW, visual nudity, ERP, #incest, or fetishposting. Exceptions made when it's funny. Roger Rabbit Rules on all things. -------------------------------- JANE CROCKER -------------------------------- Generic Earth C Jane Crocker. 25 years old. CEO of Crockercorp. Unethical billionaire, socially controversial figure, NOT YET pursuing a career in politics. May not be canon compliant. Not married or publicly affiliated in any romantic relationship. No children (yet). Slowly drifting apart from the other Creators. Neurotic. Rude. Self-enabling. Closet case. Millennial. Spoilers from other timelines are A-OK. Doubles are great. DMs are open to all for IC and OOC interaction. Will thread in DM or move longform to MXRP.
8-> YOUR PAL BYTCON HERE WITH THE LATEST DROP: TWINKCOIN! WE'RE SEEING A METEORIC RISE OUT HERE FOLKS, HOP ON THE TRAIN AND REMEMBER: HODL!!!!!!!!!!
>([sailed past s#it my pants at sc#ool island and i saw you t#ere]
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