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Thas beautifu
My tail is MAJESTIC and MANLY! Look at YOUR tail, it's stupid as SHIT!
【 Tick tock, #EridanWeek. I'm feeling the anticipation. Are you? #MayICome 】
8-> THE PEOPLE CRY OUT, AND I ANSWER! FOR THE YEARNERS, FOR THE DREAMERS, FOR THE BELIEVERS: #YEARNCOIN HAS HIT THE SCENE! PROJECTED VALUE IS NEARLY INFINITE, IT ALL DEPENDS ON HOW MUCH YOU BELIEVE IN IT!
mmmmmmm.... i am thankful for this opportunity to e}{press myself and the will of my employer here on this otherwise meaningless website. please direct all questions, opinions, well-wishes, and other such sentiments to this account, as they are unworthy of my employer's time. looking forward, }{aurum.

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people 8e 8itching and mo8ning like little gru8s while im here 8eing awesome as i 8lw8ys 8m get my my level ::::)

"I can fix her." "I can help her." Start enabling her.

To those among you presently grappling with the recent accusations of cannibalism against me, I would like to offer TWO think pieces to tickle your budding minds. First: is it cannibalism to consume a member of a totally distinct sapient species? Secondly: https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f349bad3640d.png
>([rate t#e #omepage setup #nsfw #ttps://cdn.deconreconstruction.com/wiki/images/3/39/Murrits_skorpe_t#eme_Tit-tastic_Temptations.gif]
:33 < i dont get it and yet it f33ls offensive :33 < this post has b33n reported for offensive meowterial on their behalf!

Missy youre getting blocked. Sayonara you slanderous snake.
While I won't embarrass myself by claiming to have borne #RUMBLECOIN from my own head like Zeus granting wisdom to humanity with his daughter Athena, I will stand on the fact that I know a good opportunity when I see one. Before me I see two lines, one of emerald and one of orange, rising and falling in a desperate bid to outdo each other. And so I ask you, our faithful audience of the Patch; Which line do you want to see shattering through the stratosphere? And which associated cohost of RUMBLE IN DA PUMPKIN PATCH do you want to see pay for their representative stock's failure to perform? This is a question that only you can answer. Winner take all. Loser gets milked for all they're worth. Let's get these numbers up. Tonight at 10:00 p.m. ET.
>([we stumble we fall we get #urt but no matter #ow bad t#ings get we are still #turkingit]
CHITTR SHADY FACT #22 • “crocker corporation has the best motherfucking cake and i ain’t talking about the bakeries. that jane can get it any day of the week.”

I would never, for the life of me, call an adult man my "dinky baby boy."

... He and I are just acquaintances. <:|

@adiosToreador You'd better look out.
i can smell the lack of education on your breath. of course wvwe havwe bones. - the orphaner dualscar
young grubs these days need to be terrified. it is like lusii milk to them. wvwithout fear, their bones wvwill not devwelop properly. - the orphaner dualscar

-------------------------------------OOC------------------------------------- ---------------------- PINNED POST / ACCOUNT ESSENTIALS --------------------- DISCLAIMER: If you have been blocked, please do not take it personally. Some blocks are being used more as a "mute" function, and very few are actually serious. If you write something I don't want to see, I will probably block you to avoid accidentally interacting. This may include extreme #NSFW, visual nudity, ERP, #incest, or fetishposting. Exceptions made when it's funny. Roger Rabbit Rules on all things. -------------------------------- JANE CROCKER -------------------------------- Generic Earth C Jane Crocker. 25 years old. CEO of Crockercorp. Unethical billionaire, socially controversial figure, NOT YET pursuing a career in politics. May not be canon compliant. Not married or publicly affiliated in any romantic relationship. No children (yet). Slowly drifting apart from the other Creators. Neurotic. Rude. Self-enabling. Closet case. Millennial. Spoilers from other timelines are A-OK. Doubles are great. DMs are open to all for IC and OOC interaction. Will thread in DM or move longform to MXRP.
8-> YOUR PAL BYTCON HERE WITH THE LATEST DROP: TWINKCOIN! WE'RE SEEING A METEORIC RISE OUT HERE FOLKS, HOP ON THE TRAIN AND REMEMBER: HODL!!!!!!!!!!
>([sailed past s#it my pants at sc#ool island and i saw you t#ere]
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