My #SignatureScent is not a fragrance which can be purchased "off the rack," as it were. It is olfactory couture, and the formula is proprietary. You would know it instantly if you smelled it, but recreating the exact proportions is impossible. It is like the formula for Coca-Cola that way! It has been engineered- shall we say maximized?- for the precise balance between the natural pH of my skin and the underlying chemical signals. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a2e25cb205f3.png
Very fascinating... These all seem very pleasant, Miss Crocker.
This feels like it would confused my nose.
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fuck you mean you smell like skin
WHO EVEN ARE YOU.
Your lack of comprehension is not really my burden to bear! Hire a tutor!
your smell sucks, get 1t preproduct tested next t1me before mak1ng a publ1c announcement
Make sure to counterfeit your service dog vest. You may not be permitted into a civic building otherwise. Also what. It's my company. I retain majority stock. I'm not hired by an external board. Are you daft or what!
they let me into the building because my ears are perky and my tail is lush. i don't need a dorky vest. i'm coming for your office chair. crockpot. just wait for the shareholder meeting.