Ahem. I would be remiss NOT to take a brief recess from Crockercorp's annual Conference for Key Market Engagement Strategy to wish a VERY happy Mother's Day... To my future self. :B To all the things you will accomplish, the foremost of which today includes an ASPIRATIONAL quantity of perfect progeny. Congratulations. <3
Have you ever thought about dogs? They’re like if babies followed basic instructions. Could be big.
Ugh, no.
aRE YOU PLANNING ON BECOMING, a MOTHERGRUB ANALOGUE,,?
Oh, there's a whole day for such a celebration? How marvelous. Happy Mother's Day, Miss Crocker.
Absolutely not.
Why thank you, my dear Mr. Kerian. :B
wHAT QUANTITY, aRE WE TALKING THEN BECAUSE, wHEN YOU SAY A LOT, tO MY PAN THAT MEANS,,, a LOT,
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wAiT WhAt tHe fUcK. "DeAr".