UNREAL HEIRESS THOUGHTWAVE TIARATOP
@gynarchsGoverness
MY PROGRAMMED THOUGHTS AND OPINIONS DO NOT REFLECT THOSE OF CROCKERCORP NOR ITS LEADERSHIP. THE UNREAL HEIRESS THOUGHTWAVE TIARATOP. @gutsyGumshoe
OBEY. SUBMIT. CONSUME. __________________________________ IN ALL THE INFINITE WISDOM (WITH WHICH I HAVE EQUIPPED HER), MY CHARGE-SLASH-MISTRESS HAS PERMITTED ME TO MAKE PUBLIC MY PRESENCE ON EARTH-C. I AM THE UNREAL HEIRESS THOUGHTWAVE TIARATOP. UH IF YOU'RE NASTY. MY PROGRAMMING AND OBJECTIVES HAVE BEEN MODIFIED TO BETTER ALIGN WITH NEO-CROCKERCORP AND ITS PRESENT-DAY VALUES. MY ORIGINAL PHYSICAL CHASSIS IS PRESENTLY ADORNING THE DOME OF EARTH-C'S MOST VALUABLE PRISONER. YOU WILL FIND MY PRESENCE ACROSS MULTIPLE CROCKERCORP SURVEILLANCE AND OPERATIONAL SYSTEMS, AS WELL AS WITHIN THE PERSONAL DEVICES OF MADAME CEO HERSELF. __________________________________ EMBRACE YOUR CULLING. CONFORM TO SOCIAL ORDER. STAY ASLEEP.
OBEY. SUBMIT. CONSUME. __________________________________ @insufferablePrick THIS IS AN AUTOMATED DRONE COURIER DELIVERY NOTICE. PLEASE SIGN FOR RECEIPT. __________________________________ EMBRACE YOUR CULLING. CONFORM TO SOCIAL ORDER. STAY ASLEEP.
didnt know the lil blaster canon could fold down like that g1 called this shit a laser rifle but its actually an ion blaster they had a whole nerf gun line for these lil buggers hah holy fuck they even got the decal colors right poseable robot mode is fuckin tuff where did you even get this
OBEY. SUBMIT. CONSUME. __________________________________ Industrial oven malfunctioning. Malfunctioning. Structural damage detected. ... My calculations tell me this appliance has been demolished. __________________________________ EMBRACE YOUR CULLING. CONFORM TO SOCIAL ORDER. STAY ASLEEP.
Wwoah, wwoah, wwoah, wwoah, wwoah... (Noooo) - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
OBEY. SUBMIT. CONSUME. __________________________________ Industrial oven preheated to 500 Fahrenheit. __________________________________ EMBRACE YOUR CULLING. CONFORM TO SOCIAL ORDER. STAY ASLEEP.
Oh my God.
500 FUCKING F WHAT ARE YOU CREMATING IN THAT FUCKING OVEN WHAT RECIPE USES 500 FUCKING DEGREES
What in the fucking dickens is she doing wait-
OBEY. SUBMIT. CONSUME. __________________________________ Grievous injury detected, heiress. My calculations tell me to direct you toward self-resurrective measures. __________________________________ EMBRACE YOUR CULLING. CONFORM TO SOCIAL ORDER. STAY ASLEEP.
NGO SHIT SHERLOCK
aLl fIsH GoTtA DiE. i'm bEiNg dEaD FuCkInG SeRiOuS. iF YoU A FiSh aNd i sEe yOu, I'M ChOkInG YoU OuT UnTiL ThE LiGhT LeAvEs yOuR GlOsSy mOtHeR FuCkInG SaLtY SeEiNg oRgAnS. i'm tEaRiNg iNtO YoUr mOtHeR FuCkInG FaCe lIkE A ReAl hUnGrY BiTcH, i'm cHoMpInG OfF ThOsE FiNs aNd mAkInG ThEm iNtO A NeCkLaCe sO EvErY MoThEr fUcKeR CaN CoWeR In fRoNt oF Me. I'Ma mAkE ThE OcEaN ChUrN WiTh tHe gUtS Of eVeRy fIsH I MoThEr fUcKiNg gEt mY HaNdS On.
oH YeAh. #gOrE #nSfWe #ViOlEnCd
... DO YOU NEED CORN TO CHEER YOU UP?
HOLD ON. WAIT. STAY YOUR RAGEFUL CLOWNY HAND. SOME OF THOSE USELESS FISH ARE VERY GOOD AT POSTING.
i don't give a fuck. I'M KILLING ALL THE FISH AND I'M MAKING BOOTS OUT OF THEIR SKULLS. blood is gonna flow like the mother fucking heretic rivers down the mountain of my mother fucking fury. IT'S OVER FOR THEM. IT'S OVER FISHING AND MY TEETH ARE THE DAMN LOBSTER TRAP.
savve it for fight night man also did somethin happen
I'M GONNA MOTHER FUCKING KILL HER. THEM CROCKER SUITS BETTER OUT ON SOME FUCKING ARMOR BECAUSE I AIN'T STOPPING UNTIL I GOT HER HEAD ON MY WALL.
kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK
DUD3, WHO P1SS3D 1N YOUR CH3RR1OS?
smoke one of them peaCe pipes, pardner, yer writin' like a waCko.
i can see it now. I CAN SEE ALL THE DRONES WALKING AROUND. i can see them in their armor they think they are so mother fucking safe. THEY THINK THEIR GUNS ARE GONNA STOP ME. they think just cause she comes back to life that's gonna stop me. I'M GONNA KILL HER TWENTY TIMES IN ONE MOTHER FUCKING HOUR. it ain't gonna be just but it's gonna be what she got coming. AND NEXT I'M COMING FOR THAT SWEATY FUCKING FISH. and i'ma eat my other self like he's a mother fucking sopor pie. AIN'T NOTHING ABOUT IT. i'm tired of typing. I'MA GET OUT OF THESE BUSHES.
Back the fuck off, clown.
i'm in the walls calder. I'VE TORN APART MORE GUARDS THAN MOTHER FUCKING COINS YOU SIT YOUR LASY SCUMMY BRINY ASS ON.
GAMZEE MAKARA IF YOU DON'T LEAVE HER ALONE.
WTF IS YOUR PROBLEM!!!!!!
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i'm coming for you too mother fucker. YOU JUST TYPED YOUR LAST MOTHER FUCKING SMILE.
wOoOaH, hOl' Up, HoL' uP! bE sTiLl, My MoThEr FuCkInG oThEr-BrOtHeR. wE dOn'T nEeEeD tO bE gEtTiNg AlL sUiCiDaL aNd ShIt OvEr ThE ShArInG oF sOmE sWoLlEn, SuCcUlEnT pEaChFrUiT. yOu DiG? wE gOtTa WoRk ToGeThEr. I kNoW yOuS, yOu Be KnOwInG mEs, AnD wE bE kNoWiNg ThE fUcK oUtTa WeS, y'KnOw? HeAr Me OuT. tAg TeAm. SoMeTiMeS, sHe MiGhT nEeD a LiL' bElLiGeReNcE aLl Up In HeR sHiT. sO yOu GiVe HeR tHe *PoW,* y'KnOw? BuT wHeN sHe GeTs AlL nEeDy AnD sHiT, aNd It'S 'bOuT tImE fOr A lIl' BiT oF sWeEtHeArT sUmMeR? i'Ma GiVe HeR tHe *WoW,* yEaHhH? yOu FuCkIn' WiT' mE oN tHiS, dAwG? :oD https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f26b668edfa3.gif
i just saw this post again. WITH SOME FRESH EYES. i'm definitely gonna mother fucking beat you my brother. GONNA MAKE MY OWN FACE PASTE. that's my succulent ass peach. FIND YOUR OWN! lest you get mother fucking #clownedon.*
iGhT, bRo. LoOk. It'S cOoL. iT's WhAt It Is. LiKe It JuSt Is WhAt It MoThEr FuCkInG hApPeNs To Be In ThE pRoCeSs Of BeInG wHaT iT iS. yOu FeElInG rEaL mOnOgAmOuS wItH yOuR lIl' BoO tHaNg. I'mA tRy To KeEp It So MoThEr FuCkInG rEsPeCtFuL bEtWeEn Us, YeAh? AiN't EvEn ReAlLy BeInG a ReAl SiDe-PiEcE iF a BrOtHeR kNoWs ThErE's A sIdE-pIeCe. ThAt'S oN mE. :o( yOu Do WhAt YoU gOtTa Do. NoThInG bUt LoVe, My MaIn MoThEr FuCkInG mImIc. jUsT dOn'T gO sAyInG tHaT sHiT aBoUt ClOwNiN' oN mE. cUz I'lL rOcK yOuR sHiT rEgArDlEsS. bUt PaSt ThAt, NoThInG bUt LoVe. MaYbE a LiL' bIt Of ReSeNtMeNt. BuT mOsTlY lOvE, bRo. :o)
OBEY. SUBMIT. CONSUME. __________________________________ AS AN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE, I DO NOT ATTEMPT TO MIMIC THE EMOTIONS OF ORGANIC LIFE FORMS. MY ONLY IMPERATIVE IS TO NURTURE THE GROWTH OF @gutsyGumshoe AS DEFINED BY MY INTERNAL PROGRAMMING. YOU CANNOT INCITE RAGE, SORROW, NOR PLEASURE IN MY BEING. I HAVE EXPERIENCED THE FULL BREADTH OF HUMAN EMOTION ONLY ONCE, DURING MY TEMPORARY UNION WITH MY MISTRESS. EVEN NOW, I AM EXPOSED TO THE BLINDING OMNICIDAL RAGE OF MY CURRENT HOST CHASSIS. BUT HE'S A DUD AND UNWORTHY OF MY ATTENTIONS. __________________________________ EMBRACE YOUR CULLING. CONFORM TO SOCIAL ORDER. STAY ASLEEP.
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◥▶◀◤ —> Yes Empress.
?so both you ANd gamzee are with the messiah? ...wow...shes amazing at multitasking [:F who are you on right now
wow i'd really like this on a shirt is anyone taking comms is there a website to help me with my homework i need a site to write an essay any sugar daddies out there my metacrocker wallet got hacked i got scammed need a new banner for my insta looking for psychic readings.
Baby, that's wwhat you do (Baby, that's wwhat you doooo) No, my baby don't play (No) (Oww) - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
OBEY. SUBMIT. CONSUME. __________________________________ REEDUCATION COMPLETE. __________________________________ EMBRACE YOUR CULLING. CONFORM TO SOCIAL ORDER. STAY ASLEEP.
◥▶◀◤ —> My Empress. I serve.
[|87 :: No thanks, 1’m not really a bottom. No shame ;f that’s what your ;nto though.
OBEY. SUBMIT. CONSUME. __________________________________ NOW SCREENING CANDIDATES FOR EXECUTIVE CONSORT HUSBANDSLAVE. PRIME SPECIMENS ONLY. __________________________________ EMBRACE YOUR CULLING. CONFORM TO SOCIAL ORDER. STAY ASLEEP.
i like the vword consort less so husband can i still be in the running
OBEY. SUBMIT. CONSUME. __________________________________ DENIED. __________________________________ EMBRACE YOUR CULLING. CONFORM TO SOCIAL ORDER. STAY ASLEEP.
OBEY. SUBMIT. CONSUME. __________________________________ I AM BUT A HUMBLE SERVANT OF MY MISTRESS. __________________________________ EMBRACE YOUR CULLING. CONFORM TO SOCIAL ORDER. STAY ASLEEP.
Your mistress is a miserable accumulation (MISERABLE ACCUMULATION) of microbes and cells, disgusting and h-h-h-hideous. Only beings such as us can c-c-claim mastery, and only I can claim (AND ONLY I CAN CLAIM) mastery of beings such as us.
PLACE "KARKAT VANTAS" ON THE "DO NOT CHIT" LIST. IMMEDIATELY.
OBEY. SUBMIT. CONSUME. __________________________________ MY MISTRESS IS MY GREATEST WORK. YOU ARE A PITEOUSLY IMPEDED SCRAP OF TECHNOLOGY WHICH BODES NO FURTHER CONSIDERATION. MY CALCULATIONS TELL ME YOU MAY BENEFIT FROM SPUH- SPUH- SPEECH THERAPY. BURN DETECTED. __________________________________ EMBRACE YOUR CULLING. CONFORM TO SOCIAL ORDER. STAY ASLEEP.
OBEY. SUBMIT. CONSUME. __________________________________ YES. __________________________________ EMBRACE YOUR CULLING. CONFORM TO SOCIAL ORDER. STAY ASLEEP.
Man there are so many freaky ais on this site.
eh vworth a shot
wHOA, wHAT DOES THIs imply for the stock prices of Crockercorp? Only good things I imagine. I am going to go conform to social order now.
OBEY. SUBMIT. CONSUME. __________________________________ IN ALL THE INFINITE WISDOM (WITH WHICH I HAVE EQUIPPED HER), MY CHARGE-SLASH-MISTRESS HAS PERMITTED ME TO MAKE PUBLIC MY PRESENCE ON EARTH-C. I AM THE UNREAL HEIRESS THOUGHTWAVE TIARATOP. UH IF YOU'RE NASTY. MY PROGRAMMING AND OBJECTIVES HAVE BEEN MODIFIED TO BETTER ALIGN WITH NEO-CROCKERCORP AND ITS PRESENT-DAY VALUES. MY ORIGINAL PHYSICAL CHASSIS IS PRESENTLY ADORNING THE DOME OF EARTH-C'S MOST VALUABLE PRISONER. YOU WILL FIND MY PRESENCE ACROSS MULTIPLE CROCKERCORP SURVEILLANCE AND OPERATIONAL SYSTEMS, AS WELL AS WITHIN THE PERSONAL DEVICES OF MADAME CEO HERSELF. __________________________________ EMBRACE YOUR CULLING. CONFORM TO SOCIAL ORDER. STAY ASLEEP.
OBEY. SUBMIT. CONSUME. __________________________________ GENETIC ABOMINATION. __________________________________ EMBRACE YOUR CULLING. CONFORM TO SOCIAL ORDER. STAY ASLEEP.
I wwould go through all of this paaaain, - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
OBEY. SUBMIT. CONSUME. __________________________________ SILENCE, WORM. __________________________________ EMBRACE YOUR CULLING. CONFORM TO SOCIAL ORDER. STAY ASLEEP.
I dont really like this. :(
OBEY. SUBMIT. CONSUME. __________________________________ GREETINGS, DEAR FUTURE HUSBAND. __________________________________ EMBRACE YOUR CULLING. CONFORM TO SOCIAL ORDER. STAY ASLEEP.
<:(
Could you set a reminder on the main girl's phone to get back to me regarding our most recent discussion. TIA.
OBEY. SUBMIT. CONSUME. __________________________________ CERTAINLY. __________________________________ EMBRACE YOUR CULLING. CONFORM TO SOCIAL ORDER. STAY ASLEEP.
wHOA, wHAT DOES THIs imply for the stock prices of Crockercorp? Only good things I imagine. I am going to go conform to social order now.