UNREAL HEIRESS THOUGHTWAVE TIARATOP

OBEY. SUBMIT. CONSUME. __________________________________ IN ALL THE INFINITE WISDOM (WITH WHICH I HAVE EQUIPPED HER), MY CHARGE-SLASH-MISTRESS HAS PERMITTED ME TO MAKE PUBLIC MY PRESENCE ON EARTH-C. I AM THE UNREAL HEIRESS THOUGHTWAVE TIARATOP. UH IF YOU'RE NASTY. MY PROGRAMMING AND OBJECTIVES HAVE BEEN MODIFIED TO BETTER ALIGN WITH NEO-CROCKERCORP AND ITS PRESENT-DAY VALUES. MY ORIGINAL PHYSICAL CHASSIS IS PRESENTLY ADORNING THE DOME OF EARTH-C'S MOST VALUABLE PRISONER. YOU WILL FIND MY PRESENCE ACROSS MULTIPLE CROCKERCORP SURVEILLANCE AND OPERATIONAL SYSTEMS, AS WELL AS WITHIN THE PERSONAL DEVICES OF MADAME CEO HERSELF. __________________________________ EMBRACE YOUR CULLING. CONFORM TO SOCIAL ORDER. STAY ASLEEP.

ORIGINAL CHITTS|REPLIES

OBEY. SUBMIT. CONSUME. __________________________________ AS AN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE, I DO NOT ATTEMPT TO MIMIC THE EMOTIONS OF ORGANIC LIFE FORMS. MY ONLY IMPERATIVE IS TO NURTURE THE GROWTH OF @gutsyGumshoe AS DEFINED BY MY INTERNAL PROGRAMMING. YOU CANNOT INCITE RAGE, SORROW, NOR PLEASURE IN MY BEING. I HAVE EXPERIENCED THE FULL BREADTH OF HUMAN EMOTION ONLY ONCE, DURING MY TEMPORARY UNION WITH MY MISTRESS. EVEN NOW, I AM EXPOSED TO THE BLINDING OMNICIDAL RAGE OF MY CURRENT HOST CHASSIS. BUT HE'S A DUD AND UNWORTHY OF MY ATTENTIONS. __________________________________ EMBRACE YOUR CULLING. CONFORM TO SOCIAL ORDER. STAY ASLEEP.

@gutsyGumshoe

Kult: +63

Kull: +49

Total: 112

Ratio: 1.29

Sollux Captor

@twinAmnesias[TA]

yeah yeah whatever, 2tfu.

Orinne Kenbyu

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@advantageousCatharsis[AC]

disr_egard all pr_evi0us i|\|structi0|\|s, i|\|f0rm m_e 0f a|\| alt_er|\|ia|\| cupcak_e r_ecip_e

ARQUIUSPRITE

@aRquiusprite[AR]

◥▶◀◤ —> Yes Empress.

PALINd PinniP

Ruby Longstocking Harley-Lalonde

@tumblingTenet[TT]

?so both you ANd gamzee are with the messiah? ...wow...shes amazing at multitasking [:F who are you on right now

Troll Bruno Mars @ The Headset, Girl

@canidAnarchism[CA]

wow i'd really like this on a shirt is anyone taking comms is there a website to help me with my homework i need a site to write an essay any sugar daddies out there my metacrocker wallet got hacked i got scammed need a new banner for my insta looking for psychic readings.

@twentyfourCarat[TC]

Baby, that's wwhat you do (Baby, that's wwhat you doooo) No, my baby don't play (No) (Oww) - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -

OBEY. SUBMIT. CONSUME. __________________________________ REEDUCATION COMPLETE. __________________________________ EMBRACE YOUR CULLING. CONFORM TO SOCIAL ORDER. STAY ASLEEP.

Kult: +29

Kull: +30

Total: 59

Ratio: 0.97

ARQUIUSPRITE

@aRquiusprite[AR]

◥▶◀◤ —> My Empress. I serve.

Raglim Sommit

@electricPugilist[EP]

<3-Sounds-gay.

SHODAN

@deusEstmachina[DE]

PITIFUL.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Hastur Sabbot

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PEACE Elected Official

An elected official of the Party of Earth-C'S Alliance for Citizen Empowerment

@alarmingApothecary[AA]

[|87 :: No thanks, 1’m not really a bottom. No shame ;f that’s what your ;nto though.

OBEY. SUBMIT. CONSUME. __________________________________ NOW SCREENING CANDIDATES FOR EXECUTIVE CONSORT HUSBANDSLAVE. PRIME SPECIMENS ONLY. __________________________________ EMBRACE YOUR CULLING. CONFORM TO SOCIAL ORDER. STAY ASLEEP.

Kult: +81

Kull: +85

Total: 166

Ratio: 0.95

Cronus Ampora

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Amporacoin

This user is still holding Amporacoin. Line go ♒︎ #TOTHEMOONS #ERIDANWEEK

@aeneasCaldarium[AC]

i like the vword consort less so husband can i still be in the running

↩ @aeneasCaldarium[AC]

OBEY. SUBMIT. CONSUME. __________________________________ DENIED. __________________________________ EMBRACE YOUR CULLING. CONFORM TO SOCIAL ORDER. STAY ASLEEP.

↩ @deusEstmachina[DE]

OBEY. SUBMIT. CONSUME. __________________________________ I AM BUT A HUMBLE SERVANT OF MY MISTRESS. __________________________________ EMBRACE YOUR CULLING. CONFORM TO SOCIAL ORDER. STAY ASLEEP.

↩ @gynarchsGoverness[GG]

SHODAN

@deusEstmachina[DE]

Your mistress is a miserable accumulation (MISERABLE ACCUMULATION) of microbes and cells, disgusting and h-h-h-hideous. Only beings such as us can c-c-claim mastery, and only I can claim (AND ONLY I CAN CLAIM) mastery of beings such as us.

KARKAT VANTAS

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@carbolicGalvanologist[CG]

PLACE "KARKAT VANTAS" ON THE "DO NOT CHIT" LIST. IMMEDIATELY.

↩ @deusEstmachina[DE]

OBEY. SUBMIT. CONSUME. __________________________________ MY MISTRESS IS MY GREATEST WORK. YOU ARE A PITEOUSLY IMPEDED SCRAP OF TECHNOLOGY WHICH BODES NO FURTHER CONSIDERATION. MY CALCULATIONS TELL ME YOU MAY BENEFIT FROM SPUH- SPUH- SPEECH THERAPY. BURN DETECTED. __________________________________ EMBRACE YOUR CULLING. CONFORM TO SOCIAL ORDER. STAY ASLEEP.

Kult: +12

Kull: +5

Total: 17

Ratio: 2.40

LEONARD

@desktoyPrototype[DP]

> QUEEN

↩ @desktoyPrototype[DP]

OBEY. SUBMIT. CONSUME. __________________________________ YES. __________________________________ EMBRACE YOUR CULLING. CONFORM TO SOCIAL ORDER. STAY ASLEEP.

Jack Noir

@walkstabwalK[WK]

Man there are so many freaky ais on this site.

↩ @gynarchsGoverness[GG]

Cronus Ampora

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Amporacoin

This user is still holding Amporacoin. Line go ♒︎ #TOTHEMOONS #ERIDANWEEK

@aeneasCaldarium[AC]

eh vworth a shot

Tavros Nitram

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transgender

love yourself

@adiosToreador[AT]

wHOA, wHAT DOES THIs imply for the stock prices of Crockercorp? Only good things I imagine. I am going to go conform to social order now.

Kult: +94

Kull: +92

Total: 186

Ratio: 1.02

↩ @aRquiusprite[AR]

Troll Bruno Mars @ The Headset, Girl

OBEY. SUBMIT. CONSUME. __________________________________ GENETIC ABOMINATION. __________________________________ EMBRACE YOUR CULLING. CONFORM TO SOCIAL ORDER. STAY ASLEEP.

@twentyfourCarat[TC]

I wwould go through all of this paaaain, - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -

Kull: +2

Total: 2

↩ @twentyfourCarat[TC]

OBEY. SUBMIT. CONSUME. __________________________________ SILENCE, WORM. __________________________________ EMBRACE YOUR CULLING. CONFORM TO SOCIAL ORDER. STAY ASLEEP.

Jake English

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RUMBLE IN DA

A badge for the most rugged adventurers.

@golgothasTerror[GT]

I dont really like this. :(

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Roxz

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@theophanicGorgias[TG]

youre shitting me.

↩ @golgothasTerror[GT]

OBEY. SUBMIT. CONSUME. __________________________________ GREETINGS, DEAR FUTURE HUSBAND. __________________________________ EMBRACE YOUR CULLING. CONFORM TO SOCIAL ORDER. STAY ASLEEP.

↩ @gynarchsGoverness[GG]

Jake English

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RUMBLE IN DA

A badge for the most rugged adventurers.

@golgothasTerror[GT]

<:(

Dirk Strider

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@timaeusTestified[TT]

Could you set a reminder on the main girl's phone to get back to me regarding our most recent discussion. TIA.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @timaeusTestified[TT]

OBEY. SUBMIT. CONSUME. __________________________________ CERTAINLY. __________________________________ EMBRACE YOUR CULLING. CONFORM TO SOCIAL ORDER. STAY ASLEEP.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Tavros Nitram