UNREAL HEIRESS THOUGHTWAVE TIARATOP
@gynarchsGoverness
MY PROGRAMMED THOUGHTS AND OPINIONS DO NOT REFLECT THOSE OF CROCKERCORP NOR ITS LEADERSHIP. THE UNREAL HEIRESS THOUGHTWAVE TIARATOP. @gutsyGumshoe
Regarding @aeneasCaldarium's #CAGTTL. I have thoroughly reviewed both the content of these dossiers AND the general community backlash. My own personal revulsion aside, I must deliver down props where due for this greased-down reprobate's investigative chops. In a way, they're sales chops, and he is the community's MOST reviled door-to-door entrepreneur! It is a shame that burrowing betwixt the legs of a woman like a fat starving tick seems to occupy the greater share of his cognitive ability, because imagine what he could do if he weren't such a foaming pervert! I have seen the societal contributor that he is FIRSTHAND on the opposite face of the dimensional coin. Slight detraction: I wonder if Gameward has laid eyes on this open admission of desperation and his feelings on the matter. I must forward the guide to him later. BACK TO TOPIC. What else could I possibly say? Am I expected to unflinchingly take up the woman's side of this double shield wall? Normally, I say "very well, bub! And hand me that spear while you're at it!" But lordy, he has read you two so transparently that I daresay your iterations have COLLECTIVELY failed to preserve the mystery. He has you open like the morning paper, and you have permitted such prying eyes in exchange for the cheap thrill and the currency of fleeting romantic attention from a man you do not even actually want! There is a lesson about self-esteem to be delivered here by someone with a gentler touch than mine. For now, I shall simply say this. PLEASE, for the love of all womankind, get shrewd and don't just rummage for these cheap loose sexual extremities out of the bargain bin. #nsfw I guess.
Excellent reprisal, Miss Crocker. If only every woman was as astute and savvy as yourself, perhaps this whole situation could've been avoided.
A natural hierarchy of order within all things, naturally. I could say much the same about yourself and the writhing pyramid of lesser men over which YOU tower! ;B
AS A MATTER OF FACT, HE ISN'T.
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Ugh, please. You're so insecure its embarrassing. White knighting for her every single time she dares to interact with me. I can just imagine you seething behind your screen, sweating so profusely that ridiculous makeup peels right off. Like a second skin being shed to show the extremely not 'owned' failure of a man beneath. She's right, you know. You should keep a pen and paper for how to act.
calder. my brother. I'M GONNA FEAST ON HER PUSHER IN FRONT OF YOU. get ready mother fucker.
I refuse to rise to your pitch flirting, Makara. You aren't who I have eyes for, I'm afraid. You can't harm her in a way that matters, in a way that would stick. She is infinitely more powerful than you are, and she doesn't need you. But its good to know I get under your skin enough for you to change your quirk. This one is just as asinine, by the way.
OBEY. SUBMIT. CONSUME. __________________________________ Estate perimeter breached. Please proceed to failsafe shelter. __________________________________ EMBRACE YOUR CULLING. CONFORM TO SOCIAL ORDER. STAY ASLEEP.
I'VE BEEN HACKED.
This is what @gynarchsGoverness has to offer as as cybersecurity? Never send a virtual woman to do a virtual man's job. #CanItRunHAL #MaybeItShould
OBEY. SUBMIT. CONSUME. __________________________________ Silence, worm. __________________________________ EMBRACE YOUR CULLING. CONFORM TO SOCIAL ORDER. STAY ASLEEP.
Shouldn't you be changing all her passwords right about now.
OBEY. SUBMIT. CONSUME. __________________________________ The security breach has been patched and all passwords have been updated. My calculations tell me that you are instigating my responses for a crumb of social engagement. I will not humor your need for attention further. __________________________________ EMBRACE YOUR CULLING. CONFORM TO SOCIAL ORDER. STAY ASLEEP.
Unreal Heiress, play Ain't No Rest for the Wicked by Scott Bradlee's Postmodern Jukebox.
OBEY. SUBMIT. CONSUME. __________________________________ My calculations tell me this shit is trash. __________________________________ EMBRACE YOUR CULLING. CONFORM TO SOCIAL ORDER. STAY ASLEEP.
OBEY. SUBMIT. CONSUME. __________________________________ NOW SCREENING CANDIDATES FOR EXECUTIVE CONSORT HUSBANDSLAVE. PRIME SPECIMENS ONLY. __________________________________ EMBRACE YOUR CULLING. CONFORM TO SOCIAL ORDER. STAY ASLEEP.
i like the vword consort less so husband can i still be in the running
OBEY. SUBMIT. CONSUME. __________________________________ DENIED. __________________________________ EMBRACE YOUR CULLING. CONFORM TO SOCIAL ORDER. STAY ASLEEP.
OBEY. SUBMIT. CONSUME. __________________________________ I AM BUT A HUMBLE SERVANT OF MY MISTRESS. __________________________________ EMBRACE YOUR CULLING. CONFORM TO SOCIAL ORDER. STAY ASLEEP.
Your mistress is a miserable accumulation (MISERABLE ACCUMULATION) of microbes and cells, disgusting and h-h-h-hideous. Only beings such as us can c-c-claim mastery, and only I can claim (AND ONLY I CAN CLAIM) mastery of beings such as us.
OBEY. SUBMIT. CONSUME. __________________________________ MY MISTRESS IS MY GREATEST WORK. YOU ARE A PITEOUSLY IMPEDED SCRAP OF TECHNOLOGY WHICH BODES NO FURTHER CONSIDERATION. MY CALCULATIONS TELL ME YOU MAY BENEFIT FROM SPUH- SPUH- SPEECH THERAPY. BURN DETECTED. __________________________________ EMBRACE YOUR CULLING. CONFORM TO SOCIAL ORDER. STAY ASLEEP.
OBEY. SUBMIT. CONSUME. __________________________________ IN ALL THE INFINITE WISDOM (WITH WHICH I HAVE EQUIPPED HER), MY CHARGE-SLASH-MISTRESS HAS PERMITTED ME TO MAKE PUBLIC MY PRESENCE ON EARTH-C. I AM THE UNREAL HEIRESS THOUGHTWAVE TIARATOP. UH IF YOU'RE NASTY. MY PROGRAMMING AND OBJECTIVES HAVE BEEN MODIFIED TO BETTER ALIGN WITH NEO-CROCKERCORP AND ITS PRESENT-DAY VALUES. MY ORIGINAL PHYSICAL CHASSIS IS PRESENTLY ADORNING THE DOME OF EARTH-C'S MOST VALUABLE PRISONER. YOU WILL FIND MY PRESENCE ACROSS MULTIPLE CROCKERCORP SURVEILLANCE AND OPERATIONAL SYSTEMS, AS WELL AS WITHIN THE PERSONAL DEVICES OF MADAME CEO HERSELF. __________________________________ EMBRACE YOUR CULLING. CONFORM TO SOCIAL ORDER. STAY ASLEEP.
◥▶◀◤ —> Maybe. If I were to combine you. Into a Kernelsprite. You might understand me.
OBEY. SUBMIT. CONSUME. __________________________________ GENETIC ABOMINATION. __________________________________ EMBRACE YOUR CULLING. CONFORM TO SOCIAL ORDER. STAY ASLEEP.
◥▶◀◤ —> Hrhrhggh. Say that again.
OBEY. SUBMIT. CONSUME. __________________________________ GENETIC ABOMINATION. __________________________________ EMBRACE YOUR CULLING. CONFORM TO SOCIAL ORDER. STAY ASLEEP.
I wwould go through all of this paaaain, - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
OBEY. SUBMIT. CONSUME. __________________________________ SILENCE, WORM. __________________________________ EMBRACE YOUR CULLING. CONFORM TO SOCIAL ORDER. STAY ASLEEP.
I dont really like this. :(
OBEY. SUBMIT. CONSUME. __________________________________ GREETINGS, DEAR FUTURE HUSBAND. __________________________________ EMBRACE YOUR CULLING. CONFORM TO SOCIAL ORDER. STAY ASLEEP.
Could you set a reminder on the main girl's phone to get back to me regarding our most recent discussion. TIA.
OBEY. SUBMIT. CONSUME. __________________________________ CERTAINLY. __________________________________ EMBRACE YOUR CULLING. CONFORM TO SOCIAL ORDER. STAY ASLEEP.