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okay, i let that #cronusbabeoff sit a bit longer than i meant to, but the results are in. it wvas a close match, but jane took an early lead and kept it. the handiemaid, the demoness (succubus) is out, and ms. crocker mowves on to the semi-finals! next up... hey, damara, the hell are you still doing here? yep, damara megido, totally different than the handmaid, is up against our 8addie vwriska serket. you already knovw about damz, so lets focus on lil serk. shes 8ratty, shes 8ossy, shes evwerything in-8etvween. she can take charge or get put in her place. wvhether theyre 8-cups or her cups look like an 8, she makes it wvork. does she hawve wvhat it takes to owvercome damara? lets find out! and uhh... lets call that text #nsfwv just to be safe. <3 or <> for vwriska <3< or c3< for damz
alright, looks like activwity is up enough for round 3 of the great #cronusbabeoff! remember to use the tag if you discuss it, though i dont think ivwe seen too many people vwhining about it so far. first match is a fun one. jade harley wversus meenah peixes! in another life they battled, in this one, theyre babing off! #nsfvw jades got the furry crovwd on lockdowvn, as vwell as... eh, people of other specific tastes. and transformativwe stuff too? if youvwe got a vweird kink, shes your gal! i find they tend to be curwvier, often tall, ready to put you in the dirt if she aint laying dowvn ass up begging for it doggystyle. shes absolutely gorgeous, and has really earned the spot of top seed. meenah, meenah, meenah. shes our rep for the skinny gals. maybe the pear shaped ones too. usually has a fat ass, in my experience. shes got great hair, a pretty face, just the right sorta tude to get you going... shes my personal vwhite wvhale. i aint quite sure vwhos gonna come out on top here. i knovw vwho im hoping for, anywvays. let the wvoting begin! <3 or <> for meenah <3< or c3< for jade
wvell its confirmed: the crockercorp pr machine hates rustbloods. someone go cancel janey or something. there vwas a good turn out for aradia, including by the wveird vwhite guy himself, but it just vwasnt enough. jane movwes on! sorry rae rae. up next, the handmaid, the demoness, the scariest bitch on alternia, up against the heiress, the wvitch, the svweetest lil thing on alternia, feferi peixes! this propaganda is also #nsfwv for real. wvote belovw, vwhos hot, wvhos not? #cronusbabeoff <3 or <> for feferi <3< or c3< for the handmaid
photo finish! once again, our number one seed only barely manages to movwe to the next round. jade beats roxy by a single wvote! sorry blondie, youre out. next up vwe got another intense match! the les8ifins, as some vweirdos call em. meenah peixes wvs. aranea serket! greed against pride, skinny beach against the yapper. wvhos gonna come out on top? also, wvhos hotter? #suggestiwve for the propaganda belovw. #cronusbabeoff <3 or <> for meenah <3< or c3< for aranea
wvowv. uhh. #cronusbabeoff. you all really #cameout for wvriska. #imcoming. and here i thought wvriskourse vwas dead. wvell, she movwes on, snowvman doesnt. shame. next in the lineup! this one im curious about, meulin leijon vws latula pyrope! big fat cat tats up against the cowveted pyrump! wvill the kurlozs or the mitunas wvin the simp wvar? (its gonna be kurloz). #suggestivwe <3 or <> for latula <3< or c3< for meulin
i don't give a fuck. I'M KILLING ALL THE FISH AND I'M MAKING BOOTS OUT OF THEIR SKULLS. blood is gonna flow like the mother fucking heretic rivers down the mountain of my mother fucking fury. IT'S OVER FOR THEM. IT'S OVER FISHING AND MY TEETH ARE THE DAMN LOBSTER TRAP.
oH YeAh. #gOrE #nSfWe #ViOlEnCd
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I'M GONNA MOTHER FUCKING KILL HER. THEM CROCKER SUITS BETTER OUT ON SOME FUCKING ARMOR BECAUSE I AIN'T STOPPING UNTIL I GOT HER HEAD ON MY WALL.
kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK
i can see it now. I CAN SEE ALL THE DRONES WALKING AROUND. i can see them in their armor they think they are so mother fucking safe. THEY THINK THEIR GUNS ARE GONNA STOP ME. they think just cause she comes back to life that's gonna stop me. I'M GONNA KILL HER TWENTY TIMES IN ONE MOTHER FUCKING HOUR. it ain't gonna be just but it's gonna be what she got coming. AND NEXT I'M COMING FOR THAT SWEATY FUCKING FISH. and i'ma eat my other self like he's a mother fucking sopor pie. AIN'T NOTHING ABOUT IT. i'm tired of typing. I'MA GET OUT OF THESE BUSHES.
i'm coming for you too mother fucker. YOU JUST TYPED YOUR LAST MOTHER FUCKING SMILE.