Ruby Longstocking Harley-Lalonde
@canidAnarchism
can i have anymore fucking names.
new program called literacy or euthanasia i'm starting it for free. #charity #philanthropissed #publicservice
Dude, you're going to KILL so many of these DOMEROTTED guys. It's going to be like a WAR out here.
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There are some real RULELESS FREAKS here, acting like their HORNS grew through their domes and pierced their BRAIN PARTS. It's a good thing the SWISS MISTER is going to LAY down the LAW.
fuckin' tell me about it. show them what's what pony boy.
found my howl. #thankgod #blessed #wouldhavebootedupsburbagain
it actually is. i wont lie.
hahaha don't freak me out like that man you had me feeling like a little monster's mutant over here. phew.
look. im pretty sure we all are. deep down. and we cant fuckin deny it.
yeah but the monsters had eachother or whatever. if you're a freak even among monsters. fuck man that just sucks.
why the fuck we thinkin too much here.
can a guy not think now and then? i can't go back to the dorm right now because tavvy's still clearing out the mustard gas so i'm just sitting on a bench like a jackass.
currently im just. watching some sort of movie with my matesprit. cant really think too much i think.
howl? i howled thinkin it was a command.
google how to clean up half a months worth of quarters in like thirty minutes fastest method
Oh my, that's a sick ass forest you got there. Would 8e a shame if we instead put a massive AI data center there. Or a Walmart! The possi8ilities are endless.
I think that's your fault for associ8ing the word "8itch" with women. Anyone can 8e a 8itch, even the hunkiest of men. Skill issue! ::::/
why are you telling a woman what she can and can't find misogynistic? for shame. bro.
8ecause it's o8jectively wrong? I'm not gonna sit here and lie 8ecause of what they are.
they? jesus christ. didn't realize you were a loser to boot. i'm never trip sitting for your ass again. try not to crack your skull on your way down the k-hole. okay champ? #substances
She, they, I'm not thinking of a fucking pronoun, it's in reference to another person. Like "They did that" or whatever, fucking hell when did everyone 8ecome so pedantic?
they is a pronoun. dipshit. i just used she for her in the shit you were replying to. you failed an open notes test. i'm actually shocked you know the word pedantic. gold star if you weren't an ass to the one person i refuse to throw shit at.
Yeah, and I wasn't USING IT within the terms of a pronoun referencing a specific person, I'm using it in reference to meaning "that individual". Fuckint cry a8out it? Wriggler mentality. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9c88dafc08ec.jpg
Sorry, thought you'd like a mirror image of you 8awling a8out a nothing8urger pro8lem!
idk what we were all expecting but i sure gave it a shot @canidanarchism [video attachment of oren, still in the crash bandicoot outfit, phone propped a little distance away angled up from the ground. "alright. havent done one of these in a minute. here goes nothing", he says. it took him a moment of hiccups before finding his flow. with the grace of a rusty dancer, he ended up gaining speed in a russian fouetté with the video blur making it as close to the bandicoot tornado spin as best he could do]
i think i blew a funny fuse... i don't know if i'll ever laugh again.
nay, never say that that funny bone just needs to be reset and rested, youll be back to laughing with hysterics in no time
no, say it ain’t so it’s ok it’s ok we can rehabilitate it’ll be fine, you’ll find your spark again
ok here you go @canidanarchism [image attachment of oren with no shirt, wide flared out jeans shorts, comically large red sneakers, and hair slicked up with an absurd amount of gel. he’s doing finger guns to the camera with a wide toothy smile]
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there is literally no one with real bite to them anymore this kind of blows. guess it's another day of cutting my teeth on the pity pole. #bummer #polelife
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well you shouldn't bite the wires unless you pay to replace them because that stacks up but YEAAHHHHH BITE BITE BITE I USUALLY JUST KICK BUT GOD DAMN BITING WOULD FEEL SO GOOD.
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whoaaaaa let's not use the m word man. i'll be good with it now but two more strikes and we gotta go to bat. you're my little oomf dude.
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nah man you're good. just a word i'm not too chuffed to hear in the same sentence as me. you didn't know though we just met!
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dude of course. you're the chilliest motherfucker i've seen today. you're awesome. you're oomaf (the a stands for awesome).
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