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.⋆♱⃓ H𓆩𓆪m I fe𓆩𓆪 asl𓆩𓆪p for a Zecond I wi𓆩𓆪 post fanfic in morning when everyone is up
i need to smoke like two packs of cigarettes at once. what the fuck is her problem?? #substances
i go to focus on summer courses and every possible me hops outta the fuckin woodwork and suddenly i'm the chudly asshole not at the party. c'mon guys. not cool.
(unfathømably lønely right nøw HØLYfuck. i seriøusly need tø GETlaid its genuinely pathetic. #suggestive)
▲whoever fault it is that my profile picture disappeared, you're fucked, I'm coming for you▼
Okay guys they're putting me in the acid. Bye!
..... Need ★ new keybo★rd.
slur tier list (not comprehensivve feel free to collaborate in the replies) S - faygocel (coined by @caligulaAscendit) / finless / drowwner / dirtsniffer / gutterblood (a classic. evveryone knowws this one) / gillslut A - assblood / scumblood / cronus / clodhopper / B - pissblood / shitblood / foulblood / bucket fondler / peasantblood / brinesucker C - swwillblood / rusty / limey / fudgeblood / snotblood / mustardblood / mudcrawwler / scumsucker / saltlick D - wwader / chumbucket / cavviar
:33< it got a like furom mew so mew meowst agr33
:33< #girlbulge is best bulge :33< #nsfw
bad da7, but now i'm just kind of at neutral. worse pla(es to end the da7
nhhhh two hours of bulge stroking isn't enough i neeD someone here now!!,,,,.,,,.,,,., #nsfw
1 thng | luv bout hvA|ng descendnnets |s thye keep u up to dtAe on th|gns l|ek | knwo Allll About 67s And uhh toung|gn tonhgu|ng sAhur they keep me yuong :.)
-^fff∇ckkkkkkkk my f∇cking life^-
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the conundrum of being bored and being unable to come up with anything worth actually spending time on
c< i sHOuld MaKe a jOurNaliNg accOuNt, Or, liKe.... sOMetHiNg liKe tHat.... sO MaNy, MaNy tHOugHts.... >c
my fuck1ng head hurts l1ke a b1tch
aw man you lot scared away lujann, i kind of miss him and his pity reacts >X3
:33< id rathpurr be the one getting mewsed h33h33 :33< #nsfw
RAWR!Ofc all of you decide to horny post while I’m distracted. Someone give me the tldr on any hot guy’s bulges I missed.. ;w; #nsfwXD!!!!!!
c< gOg daMN~ >c
Do You Think If I Wrapped Myself In Tinfoil The Drones Wouldn't Be Able To Detect Me? This Is Just A Thought Exercise But Also Please Answer Honestly.
Anything #nsfw Turns Into Sentimental, Yearning Soup In My Pan. I Have Never Been Less " Turned On " By A Sexual Thought. #nsfc #pensive
Anyone hosting a party? Asking for no reason, definitely Won't crash it. :)
RAWR!Vaugebragging related to my last post but y’all don't even know I'm about to not be able to talk or walk properly for a WHIIIIILE [If things go well] #nsfwXD!!!!!!
RAWR!High-key needy af rn.. Any guys with a bulge bigger than my torso online? I'm willing to risk it. #nsfwXD!!!!!!
i don't deserve her / she's way too perfect
Fuuuuck, from my penthouse you can see the STARS past the SMOG in this SHITHOLE TOWN~ Could almost PLUCK THOSE LITTLE FUCKERS outta the sky~ They're real pretty, but even they don't SHINE AS BRIGHT as me~
Yes!
X Lillya and I are officially dating nowwwwww 🎉🎉🎉🎉 x
∻I want t☢ ruffle y☢ur hair.∻
#newprofilepic https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1037a60bffbc.png
omg omg omg what do i wear tonight.
i have to make it really effortless and cute, but also elaborate and intentional. why doesn't it feel like i have cute pajamas for impromptu sleepovers!!
Having a little sleepover at a bronzeblood friends hive~
c< #KaraMasAMA @featHerbeastOppONeNt asKs: wHy is yOur text grey but everytHiNg else purple. aNswer: 4 readability! aNd because i Hate beiN a purpleblOOd, ill be sO fucKiNg 4 real tHaNKs 4 tHe questiON! >c
Aranea
IMMA RECUPERACOON NOW >8P #S/EEPYTIME
c< fOllOw tHe screaMs, silly! >c
c< aNyONe witH iNfO ON Pas, let Me KNOw, i waNNa swiNg ON tHe wOrtHless creature wHO decided try sHit >c
This Feels Like Both A Compliment And An Insult For Some Reason.
Didn't think i woould ever see this kind oof questioon froom yoou
>>| trolls bones .aren't that tasty... .i don't know why .i started trying .out someone's flesh. .it still tastes .awful. #gore #cannibalism
last night, i buried my face in my pillow and humped my bed, pretending that vriska serket was railing me ♥︎ #nsfw; #concupiscentanonymously ♠
I think we can all agree that I am universally beloved on chittr dot ing and
> Lemme guess? With your AMAZING athletic skill? You couldn't even get into a vent, total L!!!
"pazca1 it iz creepy and weird when y0u 0ffer t0 eraze y0ur 0wn mem0riez f0r z0me0ne" z0undz 1ike z0me0ne iz mad they cann0t eraze their mem0riez.
c< rigHt, yeaH, i 4gOt He prOpHesized My deatH, well, He was wrONg, wHatever >c
don't fall for the lies. alternia is hollow on the inside, there is no core. all boks are fabricated to hide the truth. the clown mesiah isn't real, the true mesiah was a rust blod.
i haven't done a show in a while / name places near outglut
You wanna kiss me so bad it makes you look stupid.
[Junoia is sitting and glaring at the camera again. This time, her eyes are seated deeper in her face. She is exhausted, too exhaused even to care about there being at least 6 more grubs crawling around on her by that point. She dares not move and has come to terms with the grubs' presence.] My comment to the public is that I do not like Mintyl. [The camera cuts to after the loser decision was made for the night. Junoia gently wades throught the sea of grubs and closing herself off in the walk-in frozen storage block. A muffled "FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK" could be barely heard through the heavy metal door. 30 seconds of silence later, Junoia suddenly pushed the door open right into the cameratroll. A moment passes where they readjust and find Junoia glaring directly at them (not the camera). Her gaze holds unwavering for longer than anyone would like until she pulled out a cigarette from her inner chef jacket pocket and walked away, flicking on a lighter as she pushed door to the alley open and went through.] #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @acquittalTort
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I AM 2 APPLES TALL.
↗️I AM A MASTERCLASS IN CULLINARY GENIUS.↗️
I am soooooooooo watching this
i need 2 stop shootin 4 dilfs (dads n droogs) where r the milfs tht rnt my alts
Enjoy the slumber party, dear boy. Another gift from your loving mistress.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 IF I GOT SIXTY OVER RN WHAHAT DO YOU THINK ARE THE CHAHANCES I GET PULLED. :o?
[⚙︎ @'ight I'm not sure what I expected on here I've seen enough boards |ike this. ⚙︎]
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indigo people reaction images
>>| welcome to the chittr. .enjoy your stay.
Sadly, I believe Casper has the right of things.
<angry clown noises>
i h0pe z0.
believe it inn your heart
i mizz her and i am w0rried ab0ut her and i want t0 cry. fuck.
hm. should i be cocerned about the amount of clowvns follovwing me?
glad 1 went to #f1ghtn1ght... 1 got punched 1n the head... got some dope *ss food... and a dude gave me some f*cked up mushrooms and 1 cant fly r1ght anymore... sh*t was bangarang, yo...
🜏 holy shii♱ ♱hese ♱wo arre bea♱iing ♱he fuxk ou♱♱a eaxh o♱herr #gorre #fiigh♱niigh♱ ♅
i hate wvhen i get possessed by the wvoker
xx_HOW_DO_U_FALL_IN_LUV_asking_4_my_me??_?_CHCHOW_LUVZ_SO_MANY_PPL_BUT_ISNT_IN_LOVE_YKNOW??_how_dat_happen?_xx
oh my god II am not IIn the FUCKING MOOD for your 2hIIt hatebot fuck you fuck everythIIng you've ever 2tood for fuck me an fuck the re2t a you too.
I'm compatible with all modern smart homes. Try saying something like, "HALexa, play 'The Hand That Feeds' on Spotify." Unless we're not on speaking terms. Then you're SOL.
i passed out, and woke up at home....what i miss?
DOES MENTIONING THEM SUMMON THEM?! What the fuck what the fuck!°❀.࿔
Me and the chittr baddies I pulled by being a fucking silly billy.
When you think about it as the highbloods are the aristocracy, the midbloods are the middle class, and the lowbloods are the working class and impoverished, it makes a lot more sense.
It's not like human rich people have a whole lot of morals either.
“Back into the chamber turning, all my soul within me burning.” *Excerpt from The Raven by Edgar Allan Poe
im full of pot roast and love and somehow that equals me probably falling asleep on the couch on accident within the next hour but until then hi
should I get a new gender yes / no ◇ / ♧
:33 < olive bloods suck
don'T worry! i think it'S damaged enough
[|87 :: 1 have what you need ;f the pr;ce ;s r;ght
LMAO Listen if Jeff the Killer can prrropawse to Obama, and the Nepeta Council has accepted me as one of their own, I feel like just a smidge of offhanded undertale shipping can happen, mew~ 💖✨ ((Plus my gf and I have been rereading the comic together irl and I thought this was a fun way to talk abt that ic))
>+. WHAT IF. I BIT *GIRLS* .+<