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@jadeyHarls

blame jack for anything i might do on here he is the one who made me show my face

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get frogged idiot 🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸

bark or something maybe woof idk

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Total: 151
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@walkstabwalK[WK]

Awooooooo

jail!! 10000 years!!!

Kult: +12
Kull: +2
Total: 14
Ratio: 6.00

awooooo

Kult: +7
Kull: +2
Total: 9
Ratio: 3.50
@jadeyHarls[JH]
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verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
@arcadianCatnip[AC]

:33 < hold on, im not getting a trial??

oh right hold on *throws on a judge wig* guilty!

Kult: +12
Kull: +2
Total: 14
Ratio: 6.00
@jadeyHarls[JH]
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verifiably kitty
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@arcadianCatnip[AC]

:PP < well, i tried

Kult: +5
Total: 5
@jadeyHarls[JH]
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@walkstabwalK[WK]

Awwwwwooooooo

awooooo

Kult: +7
Kull: +2
Total: 9
Ratio: 3.50
@jadeyHarls[JH]
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@walkstabwalK[WK]

Barkbark

woof

Kult: +7
Kull: +2
Total: 9
Ratio: 3.50

i can be “evil” sometimes as a treat

Kult: +14
Kull: +7
Total: 21
Ratio: 2.00

i think im legally allowed to blame equius for being the reason im still awake at this u godly hour

Kult: +22
Kull: +17
Total: 39
Ratio: 1.29
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@uprootedGarden[UG]

you can blame him for more and probably get away with it too ngl

oh i do on the regular trust me

Kult: +7
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Total: 14
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@jadeyHarls[JH]
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EMERGENCY MEETING
This user... is sus.
@uprootedGarden[UG]

good mwehehe >:)

you know… between the guys i have some kind of relationship with im starting to think maybe i just attract the ones that do freaky stuff (affectionate) when im not looking

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@equiusZahhak[EZ]

D --> Hey I am normal

equius no you are not in the slightest

Kult: +2
Kull: +7
Total: 9
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@equiusZahhak[EZ]

D --> What freaky things do I do

points at literally all of the eldritch bullshit

Kult: +7
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@equiusZahhak[EZ]

D --> Oh, well I guess there is that

🤦‍♀️

Kult: +7
Kull: +2
Total: 9
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well it gives me a chance to use an idw pic (if the embed works)

Kult: +21
Kull: +2
Total: 23
Ratio: 10.50

even after years of knowing him sometimes kris will say things and im just like h u h

Kult: +46
Kull: +37
Total: 83
Ratio: 1.24
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@malleablePersonage[MP]

She touched my soul and I got a little upset

what does this mean?

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Kull: +2
Total: 9
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@jadeyHarls[JH]
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@malleablePersonage[MP]

Nyrita used her Heart Powers to reach out and engage with the essence of who I am at the core of me, and I found her unworthy of doing so at the time. I got big mad about it and stabbed her with visions of the spear dimension

h u h

Kult: +7
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Total: 9
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FOR THE SAKE OF IT
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@malleablePersonage[MP]

I don't know how to be any clearer about this. I was fighting with my friend and she used her hope powers to become the muse of heart and then touched my soul and so I killed her really, really hard about it. She's better now.

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@bummelBoogie[BB]

oh. 7eah that would do it. sorr7

Kult: +5
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@malleablePersonage[MP]

No need to apologize. It was awesome. And also cool as hell. Plus we were having a fight to the death.

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what is your favorite sitting on the couch incorrectly pose? mine is with my legs propped up on the back though i find this works best on an l shaped couch

Kult: +72
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Total: 134
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despite everything, youre still just a feathery asshole.
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@turntechGodbird[TG]

arm of the chair its my perch

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𝐸𝓃𝑔𝓁𝒾𝓈𝒽'𝓈 𝒞𝒽𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓃
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NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.
THIS uSER. LACKS NOTHING.
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@cloisteredConnoisewer[CC]

legs over the arm, back still pressed to back of couch, wedged in corner

gargoyle style or just sitting on it like a stool?

Kult: +7
Kull: +2
Total: 9
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@turntechGodbird[TG]

both depending on the vibe

also a good option

Kult: +12
Kull: +2
Total: 14
Ratio: 6.00

nice

Kult: +7
Kull: +2
Total: 9
Ratio: 3.50

Purr0b4bly just sittin9 0n it upside d0wn, 0r sittin9 0n the 4rm 0f it inste4d while in 4 re4dy t0 lun9e p0siti0n

thats two for the gargoyle style then

Kult: +12
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Total: 14
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@jadeyHarls[JH]

It is the 0ptim4l p0siti0n f0r surprise 4tt4cks 0r well s0methin9 like th4t

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@magicianChartreuse[MC]

Tip the couch backwards and sit on the back portion (now in the seat position) as if it were a seat.

if gill wasnt already charging id ask him to help me find them…

Kult: +9
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Total: 11
Ratio: 4.50

shit… now i forgot where i left them :|

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Kull: +17
Total: 45
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@packageHandler[PH]

well hey, so lon6 as they ain't on the floor, it's probably fine!

yeah im not that careless… i think

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@packageHandler[PH]

prayin6 for ya, barkbuddy!

Kult: +5
Total: 5

sometimes you just get the desire to play life on hard mode and walk around without your glasses because you kinda just dont want to wear them

Kult: +36
Kull: +17
Total: 53
Ratio: 2.12
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go my davelings.
@techhDogg[TD]

just lock in idont even wear prescription glasses i have no idea if most people are looking st me pr not half the time

i do feel like having space powers might make this a bit easier for me than some people though

Kult: +7
Kull: +2
Total: 9
Ratio: 3.50
@techhDogg[TD]

right? why would you want to know people are looking at you?

Kult: +12
Kull: +2
Total: 14
Ratio: 6.00

slug mode has been turned against me

Kult: +27
Kull: +2
Total: 29
Ratio: 13.50

born to be doglady forced to feel like slug

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@temptedAnoxia[TA]

"= i'm not actually opposed to the slug kind of thing. it's an adjustment. but in theory. what is wrong with it, it is as much of a creature as any other. ="

eh but i actually kind of liked having bones not sure i like the sensation of being what feels like sentient jello

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@temptedAnoxia[TA]

"= i would give it a try. and see. if i had the opportunity to do that. but obviously it is temporary just like most other things. ="

bark bark

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@walkstabwalK[WK]

awoooooo

awooooo

Kult: +7
Kull: +2
Total: 9
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@malleablePersonage[MP]

bark

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@temptedAnoxia[TA]

"= true.... ="

woof

glad you agree

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@temptedAnoxia[TA]

"= i would have barked in return but i don't have my attachable ears. at the moment. this is the only reason. obviously. ="

that is so sad but i understand

Kult: +5
Total: 5

no

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Total: 21
Ratio: 2.00

oh you motherfucker

Kult: +7
Kull: +2
Total: 9
Ratio: 3.50

aaaaand the kiddo is awake…

Kult: +14
Kull: +2
Total: 16
Ratio: 7.00

any time i see you guys call yourself daddy i honestly just think of prince charming doing that in the 3rd shrek movie :| congrats on that #suggestive just in case

Kult: +22
Kull: +2
Total: 24
Ratio: 11.00

ever look at a pairing and just go… some people actually like this? w h y ????? and not because it is a crack ship or something like that but because its just plain fucked up?

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@equiusZahhak[EZ]

D --> Is this about transformers

what do you think?

Kult: +7
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@equiusZahhak[EZ]

D --> I think it's about transformers

it is and i discovered something horrific

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@equiusZahhak[EZ]

D --> And what is that, Moondrop

people ship *PHARMA AND TARN* and i know you have no idea who they are but it is just… WHY???

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@equiusZahhak[EZ]

D --> You are so cute

THIS IS NOT A CUTE OCCASION

Kult: +7
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Total: 9
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@equiusZahhak[EZ]

D --> And yet

Kull: +5
Total: 5

not feeling super energetic tonight so bark but in lowercase

Kult: +46
Kull: +22
Total: 68
Ratio: 2.09

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Kult: +10
Total: 10
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@karmaDagger[KD]

wuff.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

bark but whispered

Kult: +5
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@turophileGibber[TG]

woof

Kult: +5
Total: 5

not going to lie the whole idea of anon asks on here just seems like a train wreck waiting to happen :\

Kult: +44
Kull: +30
Total: 74
Ratio: 1.47
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@walkstabwalK[WK]

Jade :D

Kult: +5
Total: 5

hi jack

Kult: +5
Total: 5
@jadeyHarls[JH]
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@walkstabwalK[WK]

Hi Jade :)

Kult: +2
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EMERGENCY MEETING
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I miss my wife Tails
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@voxAngeli[VA]

That's why they're not *officially* supported and by posting an askbox we bring the burden of moderating it onto ourselves. Sometimes you're up for acknowledging the possibility of pain and seizure, you know?

@voxAngeli[VA]

i guess that is true! some folks certainly are a glutton for punishment

C H O M P

Kult: +7
Kull: +2
Total: 9
Ratio: 3.50