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Jade E Harley

@jadeyHarls

blame jack for anything i might do on here he is the one who made me show my face

Blood: JadeAge: Kult Score: 31165Kull Score: 15365104 followers56 following
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get frogged idiot 🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸

it is a sleepy day

Kult: +50
Kull: +35
Total: 85
Ratio: 1.43
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xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
I miss my wife Tails
this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)
Dedicated Courier
Snow, rain, heat, and gloom of night cannot keep this user from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.
brotherly love.
it's tough. unbreakable.
Observed.
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Pitch One
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@walkstabwalK[WK]

Sleep beam

nooooo

@jadeyHarls[JH]
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Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
I miss my wife Tails
this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)
Dedicated Courier
Snow, rain, heat, and gloom of night cannot keep this user from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.
brotherly love.
it's tough. unbreakable.
Observed.
This user is being watched.
Pitch One
This user vacillates pitch black.
@walkstabwalK[WK]

Oh okay awake beam

ineffective

@jadeyHarls[JH]
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Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
I miss my wife Tails
this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)
Dedicated Courier
Snow, rain, heat, and gloom of night cannot keep this user from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.
brotherly love.
it's tough. unbreakable.
Observed.
This user is being watched.
Pitch One
This user vacillates pitch black.
@walkstabwalK[WK]

>:/ MAKE UP YOUR MIND

:T

@jadeyHarls[JH]
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Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
I miss my wife Tails
this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)
Dedicated Courier
Snow, rain, heat, and gloom of night cannot keep this user from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.
brotherly love.
it's tough. unbreakable.
Observed.
This user is being watched.
Pitch One
This user vacillates pitch black.
@walkstabwalK[WK]

>:I

dont mind me im just putting a name on my shit list and underlining it :) #vageupost

Kult: +69
Kull: +52
Total: 121
Ratio: 1.33
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transgender
love yourself
bisexual
love yourself
BD-DS-SM
This user is risk-aware, consensually informed, and ready for the whip!
Rubber Pride
Not very breathable but still squeaking! That's good construction at work.
Had to be there.
Survived the security certificate expiration event.
@embellishedBookworm[EB]

that is terrifying actually.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

good :D

Kult: +12
Kull: +2
Total: 14
Ratio: 6.00
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I miss my wife Tails
this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)
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verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
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Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
You know who else...?
Muscle Troll totally GOT this user!
Fell For It Again
Hey. You just lost the game.
@malleablePersonage[MP]

:?

Kult: +2
Total: 2

dont worry about it hun

Kult: +14
Kull: +2
Total: 16
Ratio: 7.00
@jadeyHarls[JH]
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I miss my wife Tails
this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)
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verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Observed.
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Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
You know who else...?
Muscle Troll totally GOT this user!
Fell For It Again
Hey. You just lost the game.
@malleablePersonage[MP]

:x

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Jinxed!
The Heir/ess of Breath. Free of restraint, she is always who he is.
#TeamRing
This user pulled off the greatest heist of the century.
@gadaboutTrickster[GT]

oh rip whoever the heck.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
@jadeyHarls[JH]
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I miss my wife Tails
this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)
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verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Observed.
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Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
You know who else...?
Muscle Troll totally GOT this user!
Fell For It Again
Hey. You just lost the game.
@malleablePersonage[MP]

okay <> yay <>

Kult: +7
Total: 7
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honse,
Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
YOU'RE BLUE NOW.
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OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
This user is literally a Horrorterror.
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This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.
Trizza Tethis Fan!
This user knows everything there is to know about Trizza!
@equiusZahhak[EZ]

D --> Not me right D --> Even though I bully you

no equius… it takes a bit more than that

Kult: +7
Kull: +2
Total: 9
Ratio: 3.50
@jadeyHarls[JH]
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honse,
Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
YOU'RE BLUE NOW.
That is this user's badge.
OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
This user is literally a Horrorterror.
Chittr Gold™
This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.
Trizza Tethis Fan!
This user knows everything there is to know about Trizza!
@equiusZahhak[EZ]

D --> Yay

he strikes again my question is how he makes my very custom tailored stuff fit im 4 inches taller and have these things called boobs then again… its kris -.-

Kult: +31
Kull: +12
Total: 43
Ratio: 2.58
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I miss my wife Tails
this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)
Patron
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verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Observed.
This user is being watched.
Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
You know who else...?
Muscle Troll totally GOT this user!
Fell For It Again
Hey. You just lost the game.
@malleablePersonage[MP]

maaaagic.

Kult: +2
Total: 2

squinting at you

Kult: +9
Kull: +2
Total: 11
Ratio: 4.50

zzzzzzzzzz

Kult: +2
Kull: +2
Total: 4
Ratio: 1.00

experimenting to find out if a human body can in fact dissolve into a couch unfortunately i dont have a control variable to compare to since i have the added dog hybridization variable at play here but oh well

Kult: +34
Kull: +25
Total: 59
Ratio: 1.36
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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
@techhDogg[TD]

wish i could help but alas

@techhDogg[TD]

its okay if worst comes to worst then i can always volunteer my housemates would not be the first time ive unwittingly subjected jake to an experiment

Kult: +5
Total: 5

Saw on the news once that there was woman that was being neglected by her parents who were supposed to be her caretakers, never moved her from the couch in like a decade and she basically started fusing with it.

well this went from a joke to fucked up real quickly :|

@jadeyHarls[JH]

Okay, well, it actually happened. So now you don’t have to wonder anymore.

sometimes life warrants eating a massive cookie after midnight

Kult: +24
Kull: +7
Total: 31
Ratio: 3.43
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Boundless Potential
There's a wellspring of greatness ahead. This user will find it.
Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
lesbian
there are many ways to love women... and this user is doing just that!
Sunrise Crown
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BD-DS-SM
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Observed.
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friend of PASCAL!
This user is part of the hive.
@neonAllnight[NA]

yeah

bwoof…

Kult: +28
Kull: +7
Total: 35
Ratio: 4.00

honestly too tired for a full on bark tonight

Kult: +11
Kull: +2
Total: 13
Ratio: 5.50

why is it that stuff has to be happening all the god damn time?

Kult: +18
Kull: +4
Total: 22
Ratio: 4.50

apparently my usual sunday migraine decided to come a few hours early… im going to try and see if i can nip this thing in the bud before it is too late

Kult: +6
Kull: +7
Total: 13
Ratio: 0.86

im just going to leave a :| here and continue on my day

Kult: +46
Kull: +27
Total: 73
Ratio: 1.70
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Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
I miss my wife Tails
this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)
Dedicated Courier
Snow, rain, heat, and gloom of night cannot keep this user from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.
brotherly love.
it's tough. unbreakable.
Observed.
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Pitch One
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@walkstabwalK[WK]

Jade here :)

okay one :) is allowed

Kult: +7
Kull: +2
Total: 9
Ratio: 3.50
@jadeyHarls[JH]
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Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
I miss my wife Tails
this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)
Dedicated Courier
Snow, rain, heat, and gloom of night cannot keep this user from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.
brotherly love.
it's tough. unbreakable.
Observed.
This user is being watched.
Pitch One
This user vacillates pitch black.
@walkstabwalK[WK]

:D

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Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
I miss my wife Tails
this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)
Dedicated Courier
Snow, rain, heat, and gloom of night cannot keep this user from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.
brotherly love.
it's tough. unbreakable.
Observed.
This user is being watched.
Pitch One
This user vacillates pitch black.
@walkstabwalK[WK]

I give the fuck up

pats you

well i guess im being dragged to the beach so that is a thing that is happening at almost 9pm but shrug

Kult: +17
Total: 17

cool… cool… yeah okay i think jack and i are going to go scream in the woods until our lungs explode or something

Kult: +18
Kull: +2
Total: 20
Ratio: 9.00

HE IS GOING TO WHAT????????

Kult: +21
Kull: +2
Total: 23
Ratio: 10.50

why do i feel like i missed something? :/

Kult: +38
Kull: +17
Total: 55
Ratio: 2.24
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A user of established repute
transgender
love yourself
bisexual
love yourself
BD-DS-SM
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Rubber Pride
Not very breathable but still squeaking! That's good construction at work.
Had to be there.
Survived the security certificate expiration event.
@embellishedBookworm[EB]

i sort of live in that feeling.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

okay so jack messaged me a few things and haha what the fuck

Kult: +9
Kull: +2
Total: 11
Ratio: 4.50
@jadeyHarls[JH]
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A user of established repute
transgender
love yourself
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love yourself
BD-DS-SM
This user is risk-aware, consensually informed, and ready for the whip!
Rubber Pride
Not very breathable but still squeaking! That's good construction at work.
Had to be there.
Survived the security certificate expiration event.
@embellishedBookworm[EB]

oh no. :(

Kult: +5
Total: 5

accidentally dozed off for a bit and i woke up to my throat feeling absolutely raw and my sinuses blocked up super bad i swear to god if im getting sick again >:(

Kult: +16
Kull: +2
Total: 18
Ratio: 8.00

he broke… the fucking GAZEBO????

Kult: +33
Kull: +27
Total: 60
Ratio: 1.22

tf is a gazebo

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gazebo go nuts

Kult: +7
Kull: +2
Total: 9
Ratio: 3.50
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Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
I miss my wife Tails
this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)
Dedicated Courier
Snow, rain, heat, and gloom of night cannot keep this user from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.
brotherly love.
it's tough. unbreakable.
Observed.
This user is being watched.
Pitch One
This user vacillates pitch black.
@walkstabwalK[WK]

???????

i dont KNOW

Kult: +7
Kull: +2
Total: 9
Ratio: 3.50

im not going to ask why jake just walked outside with three rolls of duck tape :/

Kult: +11
Kull: +7
Total: 18
Ratio: 1.57

having fur is great until some of it magically manages to get in your eye somehow it is so much worse than an eyelash

Kult: +29
Kull: +17
Total: 46
Ratio: 1.71
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Verified
A user of established repute
transgender
love yourself
bisexual
love yourself
BD-DS-SM
This user is risk-aware, consensually informed, and ready for the whip!
Rubber Pride
Not very breathable but still squeaking! That's good construction at work.
Had to be there.
Survived the security certificate expiration event.
@embellishedBookworm[EB]

oh no! D:

Kult: +5
Total: 5

my eyes were already fucked up jill this hair is out for blood

Kult: +9
Kull: +2
Total: 11
Ratio: 4.50
@jadeyHarls[JH]
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A user of established repute
transgender
love yourself
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love yourself
BD-DS-SM
This user is risk-aware, consensually informed, and ready for the whip!
Rubber Pride
Not very breathable but still squeaking! That's good construction at work.
Had to be there.
Survived the security certificate expiration event.
@embellishedBookworm[EB]

your poor eyes. :c

Kult: +5
Total: 5

every day i read something on here that brings me one step closer to finding a way to set this website on fire

Kult: +21
Kull: +7
Total: 28
Ratio: 3.00
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memento mori
Remember that you must die. Let that determine what you do and say and think. 0u0
Trolltism
This user is neuro anything but typical.
@apocalypseArisen[AA]

oh fun maybe we should try that someday

Kult: +10
Total: 10

yayyyy attention

Kult: +26
Kull: +2
Total: 28
Ratio: 13.00