
Jade E Harley
@jadeyHarls
blame jack for anything i might do on here he is the one who made me show my face
dont mind me im just putting a name on my shit list and underlining it :) #vageupost
he strikes again my question is how he makes my very custom tailored stuff fit im 4 inches taller and have these things called boobs then again… its kris -.-
experimenting to find out if a human body can in fact dissolve into a couch unfortunately i dont have a control variable to compare to since i have the added dog hybridization variable at play here but oh well
sometimes life warrants eating a massive cookie after midnight
why is it that stuff has to be happening all the god damn time?
apparently my usual sunday migraine decided to come a few hours early… im going to try and see if i can nip this thing in the bud before it is too late
im just going to leave a :| here and continue on my day
well i guess im being dragged to the beach so that is a thing that is happening at almost 9pm but shrug
cool… cool… yeah okay i think jack and i are going to go scream in the woods until our lungs explode or something
HE IS GOING TO WHAT????????
why do i feel like i missed something? :/
accidentally dozed off for a bit and i woke up to my throat feeling absolutely raw and my sinuses blocked up super bad i swear to god if im getting sick again >:(
he broke… the fucking GAZEBO????
im not going to ask why jake just walked outside with three rolls of duck tape :/
having fur is great until some of it magically manages to get in your eye somehow it is so much worse than an eyelash
every day i read something on here that brings me one step closer to finding a way to set this website on fire






