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Jade E Harley

@jadeyHarls

blame jack for anything i might do on here he is the one who made me show my face

Blood: JadeAge: Kult Score: 34320Kull Score: 16973109 followers60 following
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get frogged idiot 🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸

i am cool i am fine allllllll is fine it was a false alarm

Kult: +23
Kull: +2
Total: 25
Ratio: 11.50

i should reread frankenstein for spooky season

Kult: +12
Kull: +2
Total: 14
Ratio: 6.00

vanilla and ginger scented bubble bath please save me

Kult: +17
Kull: +2
Total: 19
Ratio: 8.50

back reading some of the things the somewhat less sane of my two moirails posts is always a big slap of oh good grief to the face

Kult: +41
Kull: +27
Total: 68
Ratio: 1.52
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Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
I miss my wife Tails
this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)
brotherly love.
it's tough. unbreakable.
Observed.
This user is being watched.
Pitch One
This user vacillates pitch black.
first guardian
with infinite power comes infinite responsibility
@walkstabwalK[WK]

Is this me.

:)

Kult: +7
Kull: +2
Total: 9
Ratio: 3.50
↩ @jadeyHarls[JH]
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Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
I miss my wife Tails
this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)
brotherly love.
it's tough. unbreakable.
Observed.
This user is being watched.
Pitch One
This user vacillates pitch black.
first guardian
with infinite power comes infinite responsibility
@walkstabwalK[WK]

Jade tell me please.

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I miss my wife Tails
this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)
Patron
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verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Observed.
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Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
You know who else...?
Muscle Troll totally GOT this user!
Fell For It Again
Hey. You just lost the game.
@malleablePersonage[MP]

well I've just been doing my chores (and Velvet's), so...

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
I miss my wife Tails
this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)
brotherly love.
it's tough. unbreakable.
Observed.
This user is being watched.
Pitch One
This user vacillates pitch black.
first guardian
with infinite power comes infinite responsibility
@walkstabwalK[WK]

I:

Kult: +2
Total: 2

wow i just had a flashback

Kult: +11
Kull: +2
Total: 13
Ratio: 5.50

oh the joys of miscommunication anyway im going back to reading my silly bot stories

Kult: +21
Kull: +2
Total: 23
Ratio: 10.50

awwww guys he would never stab me :’)

Kult: +21
Kull: +2
Total: 23
Ratio: 10.50

you know for once im tempted to just let jack go stab as he pleases i wont but it is tempting

Kult: +72
Kull: +62
Total: 134
Ratio: 1.16

ehhhhhhhhhhhhh

Kult: +7
Kull: +2
Total: 9
Ratio: 3.50
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Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
I miss my wife Tails
this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)
brotherly love.
it's tough. unbreakable.
Observed.
This user is being watched.
Pitch One
This user vacillates pitch black.
first guardian
with infinite power comes infinite responsibility
@walkstabwalK[WK]

Okay now I know its bad.

Kult: +2
Total: 2
↩ @jadeyHarls[JH]
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Chronic Catturbater
This user is certified cool enough for badges on Chittr.
verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Chittrclan
Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!
bisexual
love yourself
Rabies
This user has gone viral in more than one way.
Watch Out!
Clown rabies is real, actually.
@resultingCyanide[RC]

:33 < no? fair enough.

i mean???? stupid has a limit and what you just told me is crossing a god damn line i would think

Kult: +12
Kull: +2
Total: 14
Ratio: 6.00
↩ @jadeyHarls[JH]
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Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
I miss my wife Tails
this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)
brotherly love.
it's tough. unbreakable.
Observed.
This user is being watched.
Pitch One
This user vacillates pitch black.
first guardian
with infinite power comes infinite responsibility
@walkstabwalK[WK]

It hurts my head.

Kult: +2
Total: 2

block button dear.., block button

Kult: +7
Kull: +2
Total: 9
Ratio: 3.50
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Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
I miss my wife Tails
this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)
brotherly love.
it's tough. unbreakable.
Observed.
This user is being watched.
Pitch One
This user vacillates pitch black.
first guardian
with infinite power comes infinite responsibility
@walkstabwalK[WK]

I would never stab jade whats wrong with you.

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Chronic Catturbater
This user is certified cool enough for badges on Chittr.
verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Chittrclan
Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!
bisexual
love yourself
Rabies
This user has gone viral in more than one way.
Watch Out!
Clown rabies is real, actually.
@resultingCyanide[RC]

:33 < the root post says otherwise

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Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
I miss my wife Tails
this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)
brotherly love.
it's tough. unbreakable.
Observed.
This user is being watched.
Pitch One
This user vacillates pitch black.
first guardian
with infinite power comes infinite responsibility
@walkstabwalK[WK]

Shes talking about my annoyance at something.

Kult: +2
Kull: +2
Total: 4
Ratio: 1.00
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Chronic Catturbater
This user is certified cool enough for badges on Chittr.
verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Chittrclan
Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!
bisexual
love yourself
Rabies
This user has gone viral in more than one way.
Watch Out!
Clown rabies is real, actually.
@resultingCyanide[RC]

:33 < buddy i dont kmeow mew or her well enough to gauge the relation mew have to each other. i got a singular post to go off of and mew are really taking my reply waaaaaaay to seriously. she didnt like it so i will to reply that in the future. SO IF MEW YOU EXCUSE ME, i have a fly to kill

sometimes i think i should make better use of my abilities to be pocket sized whenever i feel like it because i dunno it seems cozy

Kult: +42
Kull: +27
Total: 69
Ratio: 1.56

you can. in fact. be as. snug as a bug. in a rug. wonderous.

Kull: +5
Total: 5

i can and i SHOULD

Kult: +7
Kull: +2
Total: 9
Ratio: 3.50
↩ @jadeyHarls[JH]

indeed. as they say. "cozymaxx". like i am. my hopbeasts. are very. fluffy.

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honse,
Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
YOU'RE BLUE NOW.
That is this user's badge.
OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
This user is literally a Horrorterror.
Chittr Gold™
This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.
Trizza Tethis Fan!
This user knows everything there is to know about Trizza!
@equiusZahhak[EZ]

D --> Aren't you already

Kull: +5
Total: 5

fuck you

Kult: +7
Kull: +2
Total: 9
Ratio: 3.50

my ears should be getting scratched

Kult: +56
Kull: +37
Total: 93
Ratio: 1.51
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Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
I miss my wife Tails
this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)
brotherly love.
it's tough. unbreakable.
Observed.
This user is being watched.
Pitch One
This user vacillates pitch black.
first guardian
with infinite power comes infinite responsibility
@walkstabwalK[WK]

On my way

Kult: +4
Total: 4
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I miss my wife Tails
this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)
Patron
A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!
verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Observed.
This user is being watched.
Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
You know who else...?
Muscle Troll totally GOT this user!
Fell For It Again
Hey. You just lost the game.
@malleablePersonage[MP]

Hmmm.

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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Sweet By Another Name
This user sure is.
Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
Bad Squishy!
Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.
Hallowhiskers
This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!
Nuka Cola CAPitalist
Poised to detonate the soft drink market on October 23, 2077!
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
@therapistofThedeepone[TT]

Ghostly scratches before Kris or Jack arrive.

hmm indeed

Kult: +7
Kull: +2
Total: 9
Ratio: 3.50

youd have to make that EXTRA quick then lol

Kult: +7
Kull: +2
Total: 9
Ratio: 3.50
↩ @jadeyHarls[JH]
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Sweet By Another Name
This user sure is.
Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
Bad Squishy!
Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.
Hallowhiskers
This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!
Nuka Cola CAPitalist
Poised to detonate the soft drink market on October 23, 2077!
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
@therapistofThedeepone[TT]

Scritchscritchscritchscritchscritchscritchscritchscritch.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

yaaaaay

Kult: +7
Kull: +2
Total: 9
Ratio: 3.50

oh how i love how wacky the internet can be sometimes :) brings me back to the days of dad jokes darth vader and all of those kinds of shenanigans

Kult: +14
Kull: +2
Total: 16
Ratio: 7.00

tha amount of lazy ive been today is absurd :p

Kult: +24
Kull: +12
Total: 36
Ratio: 2.00

thank you troll homer simpson that is very insightful and luckily! i dont have a boss!!

Kult: +7
Kull: +2
Total: 9
Ratio: 3.50

i wish you luck sir

Kult: +7
Kull: +2
Total: 9
Ratio: 3.50

man… im just now really feeling normal again i dont know what was up with me earlier

Kult: +9
Kull: +2
Total: 11
Ratio: 4.50

okay so far i have zapped across multiple continents and orbited the planet 3 times i feel better-ish? but ehhhhhhhh

Kult: +19
Kull: +7
Total: 26
Ratio: 2.71
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lesbian
there are many ways to love women... and this user is doing just that!
Mothergrub Pride
This user never forgets where the planet came from.
Rainbow Drinker
The spectrum is this user's finest wine list.
Ashen One
This user vacillates ashen gray.
Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
transgender
love yourself
@tentacleAuxiliatrix[TA]

Perhaps Try A Fourth Time?

i think this might be the zoomies… maybe… im going to try the zoomies

Kult: +34
Kull: +12
Total: 46
Ratio: 2.83
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transgender
love yourself
Believer of Whimsy
Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
Badge: Get
This user slogged through Moderator Dirk's boring badge rant.
Deverified
A user of unestablished repute
Jaws. 2.
Appreciating sharks no matter the circumstances.
@amorousCasanova[AC]

zoomie out, cant hurt

fuck it im zooming

Kult: +12
Kull: +2
Total: 14
Ratio: 6.00

great and now im getting all restless and antsy wtf is wrong with me today?

Kult: +13
Kull: +2
Total: 15
Ratio: 6.50

its annoying having a huge craving for something but not knowing what the heck it is even after you have been eating snacks off and on all day because of said craving

Kult: +22
Kull: +17
Total: 39
Ratio: 1.29

things i have tried: -pumpkin seeds -chips cheese dip and salsa -chocolate -candied jalapeños -pizza bread -yogurt -melon

Kult: +7
Kull: +2
Total: 9
Ratio: 3.50
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Sweet By Another Name
This user sure is.
Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
Bad Squishy!
Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.
Hallowhiskers
This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!
Nuka Cola CAPitalist
Poised to detonate the soft drink market on October 23, 2077!
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
@therapistofThedeepone[TT]

Pretzel sticks.

ill try it but i think ive had quite a bit of salt…

Kult: +9
Kull: +2
Total: 11
Ratio: 4.50

i think my quote for the evening is “my vagina shriveled up and died”

Kult: +25
Kull: +22
Total: 47
Ratio: 1.14

✁ ┈ ┈ ┈ ab𝓈olut𝑒ly 𝒽orrid darling ┈ ┈ ┈

Kult: +5
Total: 5

thanks i tried 👍

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK NO

Kult: +28
Kull: +19
Total: 47
Ratio: 1.47

Hm?

cursed thing was mentioned

Kult: +9
Kull: +2
Total: 11
Ratio: 4.50
↩ @jadeyHarls[JH]

Understandable. Have a n1ce n1ght.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

man i should have said a sibling is your fated foe born to be your life long rival

Kult: +64
Kull: +42
Total: 106
Ratio: 1.52
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FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
BLASTED!!!!!
This user loves to smash bottles... and heads!
Puppymoded
This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.
Pitch Hearted
A truly reviled user.
good dog best friend
the bestest boy ever ever :D
Good Boy
This user is certifiable good boy of the most marvelous kind.
@killDeathradio[KD]

VvvvvvvvvvvV ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌ✩ა๋࣭⭑ 💬 hot? #kismesiblings #i'sthisanything {r}#ince'st #suggestive #ooc-tag-hidden-tags-arent-canonically-tagged{ ^^^^^^^^^^

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FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
BLASTED!!!!!
This user loves to smash bottles... and heads!
Puppymoded
This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.
Pitch Hearted
A truly reviled user.
good dog best friend
the bestest boy ever ever :D
Good Boy
This user is certifiable good boy of the most marvelous kind.
@killDeathradio[KD]

shit i fucked up the hidden tags //

ew??? no nonononono not that kind of rival NO

Kult: +9
Kull: +2
Total: 11
Ratio: 4.50
↩ @jadeyHarls[JH]
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FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
BLASTED!!!!!
This user loves to smash bottles... and heads!
Puppymoded
This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.
Pitch Hearted
A truly reviled user.
good dog best friend
the bestest boy ever ever :D
Good Boy
This user is certifiable good boy of the most marvelous kind.
@killDeathradio[KD]

VvvvvvvvvvvV ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌ✩ა๋࣭⭑ 💬 why's that gross is it like. a cultural thing? ^^^^^^^^^^

okay so for humans? that is bad!!! very bad!!!! it causes SO many issues like beyond cultural stuff it can cause a lot of genetic issues go search the word habsburg and see what comes up because that is a possible result of that kind of thing

Kult: +9
Kull: +2
Total: 11
Ratio: 4.50
↩ @jadeyHarls[JH]
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FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
BLASTED!!!!!
This user loves to smash bottles... and heads!
Puppymoded
This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.
Pitch Hearted
A truly reviled user.
good dog best friend
the bestest boy ever ever :D
Good Boy
This user is certifiable good boy of the most marvelous kind.
@killDeathradio[KD]

VvvvvvvvvvvV ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌ✩ა๋࣭⭑ 💬 oh damn that su⚔︎ ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌ=ა๋࣭⭑ 💭 wait but wouldnt your genmat all get mi⚔︎ed together for your mother grub anyway ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌ✩ა๋࣭⭑ 💭 or do human's reproduce weird too ^^^^^^^^^^

we reproduce in pairs only two genetic donors are involved in making a human baby and one of them gestates it

Kult: +12
Kull: +2
Total: 14
Ratio: 6.00
↩ @jadeyHarls[JH]
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FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
BLASTED!!!!!
This user loves to smash bottles... and heads!
Puppymoded
This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.
Pitch Hearted
A truly reviled user.
good dog best friend
the bestest boy ever ever :D
Good Boy
This user is certifiable good boy of the most marvelous kind.
@killDeathradio[KD]

VvvvvvvvvvvV ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌ✩ა๋࣭⭑ 💬 gross and weird ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌ✩ა๋࣭⭑ 💬 humans are awesome lmfao ^^^^^^^^^^

Kult: +5
Total: 5