♦ pitied by @jadeyHarls
pat pat

okay, being offline fixed me

woof

Your Doom (from your migraine). Hand it over.
J A D E

Only smoking eye can truly represent my inner turmoil. Or something.

Sometimes you #yearn. Also, new profile picture jumpscare.
it's not all bad! I do have a river! so the water is abundant just very very cold haha...𓆝 𓆟 𓆞

orbital strike beam

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No I was actually feeling bad for Kris tbh he seemed upset

that's what I'm saying! Excluded.

barkbark
awooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

:o
Borf even
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
:P
Wtf
I'm on to you and your space powers
STOP
Stop.
Goodnight awwwooooooo
She bullies us first
It's been like ten fucking years at this point. You think I'll be over it.
awwwwwwwwooooooooooooooooooooooooo
YEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Sigh. I'm going home.
Bark
n o
Jade :D
GOD DAMMIT
hmmmmmmm

hmmmmmm...

barkbark

hehehehe
@jadeyHarls and @malleablePersonage are bullying me
https://64.media.tumblr.com/dbf6b48e3c13d69c91b7eec1739235fc/4ce19861d8a576b9-4e/s1280x1920/a22e9a55a246314923a6f0ba1e1d5473c4855082.png Picture of me, taken by my daughter, seeing the best transformers character for the first time with @jadeyHarls watching this No I will not be taking questions
Imafuckingidiotillbebacklater

OK well I love you and ingope you sleep nkce too.♦️ #slimeposting #substance

If gou want incsn get out ofnthr slkme and come hug yku about it? #substance #slimeposting

woof!

Me...

Ka...
wanna post and tlk 2 ppl bt im so tired all the time and idek why

>.>

Kris vs. Jack was a draw. I think if we kept going it would have been Waffle Nothing. #gillsnightout

Yes, I will after I'm done fighting Jack.

...I broke the waffle house parking lot. #gillsnightout
wait...but then does that mean you trust them...or do you don't trust them. blast!! i've gotten my idioms all mixed up. now i made you trust them!!! the boss is going to be so disappointed in me... [ |:(

floof...

Today's BARK! OF! THE! DAAAAYYYYY!!!!
I didn't sign up for this

I am asleep. I can post while I'm asleep, it just ruins my sl-ohhhhhhhhh.

I am constantly getting my ass beat.

grrrr bark bark bark!!!
No one can stop me when I set my eyes on a dumb fucking bit

Awooooo

The brush...

So soft...

bluh. headache. think I'll call it a light. dm if you like, responses may be slow.

Glub. https://i.imgur.com/acVa4h5.jpeg

It's never too early for a bubble bath

I made bacon and eggs, my dear

Kind of how like a fire burns brightest before it goes out, I post the most frequently before I fall asleep

When I type :? you should imagine me tilting my head to the side

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

my lips are sealed

Big fan of attention

You know I am cat aligned, but for you? Woof. Woof Woof.

Oh! One of four.
So if Jadeyharls ever says Im a dork, or a nerd or am lame or anything like she is a dirty dirty liar








