♦ pitied by @jadeyHarls
rude!!!!!
i don't know why, maybe it's trauma, but i get this feeling in me that people don't think that much about me. i constantly get proven wrong about it, but i have this self doubt that i have to fight off a lot. i really hate it.

My stomach hurts something fierce.

...maybe curse of "die a trillion deaths" is going on the 'do not use' list of techniques.

bark
Hi Jade :)

Go to bed, your friends don't hate you, take your meds and drink some water
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Love you too
Jades here Mood better
:) <>

Okay. Look at eye level I did a breakfast in bed platter for you

Ok. I'm go slime. I'll be awake for like 2 to 7 more minutes
:I
isn't my dad on here, too?

Zzzz

some uses.... bluh....
If I never bark at jades bark greetings, just assume I'm fucking dead.
@jadeyHarls beam

Jack Noir Beam

Moirallegiance beam @jadeyHarls @walkstabwalK and Boldir who is not on this webbed site.
I LOVE MY WIFE @forgottenJade I LOVE MY TWO <> DORKS @jadeyHarls and @malleablePersonage That is all
https://media.tenor.com/IVfBB8GdECAAAAAC/happy-tuesday.gif Me when @jadeyHarls gets online

woof woof bark bark bark!!!
Pika, pika pika pika pika, pika. Pika pika pika pika pika pika pika pika pika Pika pika pika.
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOO

STOP SAYING JACK OFF. I AM TIRED OF THIS. I AM TIRED OF HAVING TO FACE THE FACT THAT THE SIMILARLY MUTATED WRETCH JACK NOIR IS THE SUPERIOR JACK NOIR. BECAUSE HE IS NOT ON HERE. TYPING WITH HIS CARAPACE. ABOUT HOW HE WANTS TO JACK OFF. AND HOW HE IS RECRUITING FELLOW JACKS. TO OFF WITH. I AM NOT A FOOL. I KNOW HUMAN INNUENDOS. #NSFW. #SUGGESTIVE. IS THIS TO MAKE ME ANGRY SPECIFICALLY.

i... am 6onna pass the fuCk out now. i'd *love* a Cuddlebuddy, but i reCkon the other an6els need 'em a lot more than i do. y'all have a 6reat rest of your ni6ht, alri6hty? ^◡^

Life would have been simple if it had worked on me, I think. I'm happier this way, but... It would have been simple. #vagueposting but like about my past.

you know what? no. nevermind. I'm going to sleep.

i got fucking ultra destroyed

(A short video is posted. Kris stands in an open field as two halves of a moon rocket towards him. He crosses his arms, turns his back on the descending projectiles, and disappears in the ensuing destruction as the very ground beneath him is sent skyward from the impact. The feed cuts out when the debris from the impact collides with the camera.)
Patpatpatpappat

Bro, we're friends, you don't have to lie to me.

i hope so....

Goodnight my friends beam
my neck my back all my joints have cracked help im on the floor this is the end
one of these days i'm going to get the right amount of sleep. one day.

Let's face it, I'm cute. #lyricsposting
Hi :D
Awwwoooo

woof
Wait wtf
W T F

THEY'RE DOING BEAMS!!!
Aaawwwooooo
<>
On my way.

no! I fought Sylink and I'm fighting Dirk now
Im surprise just by you dealing with me for years.

Shouldn't have wasted everyone's time.

Awoo?
Sigh

woof

my most helpful beam!
awwooooooo

bark beam!

doom beam (fate of have a nice night) doom beam (fate of being able to make your own decisions) doom beam (fate of being my friend)

total reality collapse beam.

#persontime continues, as do #postinghours. All according to plan.

Looks at your fate. Looks at you. Makes a sad, apologetic face. Offers you a cookie.
Well There goes MY mood for today
i pop on, and suddenly i need to know enough about ponies to know mansLaughter is a reasonable username for one. i don't know anything about ponies, so i could be in trouble.
Jade won't let me fight a rhino......
I hated that post for you :(

bwoof.
Aaaaaawwwwwwoooooooooooooo
Awwwwwwooooooooooooooooooooooo
BARK
Barkbark

malleablePersonage is OFFLINE! Reason: bed

It's hard out here for a kitty in a doggy world.
ok guys! the #hourofjade has been cancelled early for no particular reason! sorry!!

Jade Beam

ok. i think it's about bedtime
:P
blep :P

blep! :P

Post that pats you on the back reassuringly

I only have a LITTLE mischief.
Hi :D
JADE :D
I'm going to bed, clearly I'm losing it. Night awooooooooo
BARK BARK BARK

woof
Jade :D
I give up at this point you can have this jade
pat pat

okay, being offline fixed me

woof

Your Doom (from your migraine). Hand it over.
J A D E

Only smoking eye can truly represent my inner turmoil. Or something.

Sometimes you #yearn. Also, new profile picture jumpscare.
it's not all bad! I do have a river! so the water is abundant just very very cold haha...𓆝 𓆟 𓆞

orbital strike beam

<>
No I was actually feeling bad for Kris tbh he seemed upset

that's what I'm saying! Excluded.

barkbark
awooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

:o
Borf even
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
:P
Wtf
I'm on to you and your space powers
STOP
Stop.
Goodnight awwwooooooo
She bullies us first
It's been like ten fucking years at this point. You think I'll be over it.
awwwwwwwwooooooooooooooooooooooooo
YEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Sigh. I'm going home.
Bark
n o
Jade :D
GOD DAMMIT
hmmmmmmm

hmmmmmm...

barkbark

hehehehe
@jadeyHarls and @malleablePersonage are bullying me
https://64.media.tumblr.com/dbf6b48e3c13d69c91b7eec1739235fc/4ce19861d8a576b9-4e/s1280x1920/a22e9a55a246314923a6f0ba1e1d5473c4855082.png Picture of me, taken by my daughter, seeing the best transformers character for the first time with @jadeyHarls watching this No I will not be taking questions
Imafuckingidiotillbebacklater

OK well I love you and ingope you sleep nkce too.♦️ #slimeposting #substance

If gou want incsn get out ofnthr slkme and come hug yku about it? #substance #slimeposting

woof!

Me...

Ka...

wanna post and tlk 2 ppl bt im so tired all the time and idek why

>.>

Kris vs. Jack was a draw. I think if we kept going it would have been Waffle Nothing. #gillsnightout

Yes, I will after I'm done fighting Jack.

...I broke the waffle house parking lot. #gillsnightout
wait...but then does that mean you trust them...or do you don't trust them. blast!! i've gotten my idioms all mixed up. now i made you trust them!!! the boss is going to be so disappointed in me... [ |:(

floof...

Today's BARK! OF! THE! DAAAAYYYYY!!!!
I didn't sign up for this

I am asleep. I can post while I'm asleep, it just ruins my sl-ohhhhhhhhh.

I am constantly getting my ass beat.

grrrr bark bark bark!!!
No one can stop me when I set my eyes on a dumb fucking bit

Awooooo

The brush...

So soft...

bluh. headache. think I'll call it a light. dm if you like, responses may be slow.

Glub. https://i.imgur.com/acVa4h5.jpeg

It's never too early for a bubble bath

I made bacon and eggs, my dear

Kind of how like a fire burns brightest before it goes out, I post the most frequently before I fall asleep

When I type :? you should imagine me tilting my head to the side

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

my lips are sealed

Big fan of attention

You know I am cat aligned, but for you? Woof. Woof Woof.

Oh! One of four.

B(( < my grilled ch33se got cold
So if Jadeyharls ever says Im a dork, or a nerd or am lame or anything like she is a dirty dirty liar












