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oof, sorry jade! rinse your mouth with saltwater so it heals good.
Can I ಄ffer y಄u a fr಄g in these trying times?
Made a fr಄ggy friend ಄n my bug catching adventures. Give me name suggesti಄ns. #namethefr಄g
i- don't think so? things genuinely seem calm. i'm calling it a win! i haven't set up (too many) pranks either.
ah, thE phrasE that always doEs what it's intEndEd to. yEah, surE!
bug tier list https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7fe106433d2b.png
One time i t0ld an eridan i was d0ing t00 well mentally at the m0ment t0 be sexually attracted t0 him and he t00k it really p00rly #nsfw
woof
Yeah... I get it
You're so valid for this.
Loud rechitt.
I can also get behind artichoke hearts and black olives, sue me
I hate maid 0utfits #nsfw just in case
evveryones minds are back to the gutter wwhens the last time anyone heres gotten laid this is insane #nsfw #notaprude #justfunny
D --> F001ish people should not play with artifacts beyond their comprehension D --> I feel sorry for anyone who was unwittingly duped into participating D --> And absolutely no pity for those who instigated or went along knowingly with the events
ah, gotcha! well i hope he has a good time cooking. :D
upon watching the timeline i think its better a lot of us missed eridan week
call me a lemon stealing whore because thats easy peasy and also squeezy im not particularly keen on rubbing elbows with just anybody anyway passing the smell test and if its rank youre not getting shit from me other than a bar of soap im not even gonna ask about the bees either thats a heaping load of not my business beesiness even no not that that shit sucked
woof!
Woof bark woof
D --> Every day I come home from fighting demons and nightmare creatures and the true nightmare is whatever is going on here
im the most financially successful bird in my area #greatposting
A w o o o o o o o o o o o o o oo ooo
BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
Ahem AÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
fuck yeah it is im framing it on my wall
you havwe the rest of the day! take it easy, okay? probably a good sign to take it slowv today.
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I s)(ould R--E--ELY endeavour to learn Klingon. #glubposting
the wveight of life is heavwy because of all the organs.
hey guys, papyrus here. thought of something super urgent to do before i hit the hay. do you guys like my new banner? i think its pretty cool.
C)(amomile if you're looking to sleep. Green if you're looking to relax. --Early grey if you're feeling fancy, Peppermint if you're )(aving a stress panac)(e. And jasmine if you want a bit of w)(imsy.
WHY MUST TODAY'S HOROSCOPE BE SO DIFFICULT?! DESPITE MY BROTHER'S WORDS OF DUBIOUS ENCOURAGEMENT I CANNOT SEEM TO CRACK THIS ONE! THIS IS NOT A CRY FOR HELP, HOWEVER. I KNOW I CAN SOLVE THIS EVENTUALLY. EVEN IF I WORK MYSELF... DOWN TO THE BONE!
thye call me gods sleepiest soldier on accorubt of the sleepienss
ever since i was a little kid i knew i wanted to sleep 8 consecutive hours. i might eventually!
a proper bed could fix me. other than that, all of my problems are usually temporary!
)(orrorterrors please give us a timeline w)(ere Baymax appears!!!! 38)
I went to Juilliard only to be filming bugs on 35mm What the fuck has my life become?
rabbit trying to avoid paying taxes by hiding his shop: "see? no bunny business!"
((people posting screenshots of their notifications is probably my favorite bit on this site lmfao))
I'm w಄rking ಄n a glass sculpture ಄f a dancing fr಄g! He has very l಄ng legs. #il಄vehim
Can we use Docs head like a basketball it looks like it.
Update on the burgeoning empire of birds I was elected to rule yesterday: They have begun throwing a festival in my honor. [IMG FAILED TO LOAD] [IMG DESC: A shot of a picnic bench in a park, with an amount of crows gathered on and around it. END DESCRIPTION.] And, because I must, #itstimetodrinkwater.
something something insert quote here. it's my face. https://i.imgur.com/iZ4gKRvw.png ((ooc comment: i wvorked hard on this LOL))
rechitt to all ur friends to totally FROG them
oh! i have been frogged! what a good laugh. thank you, dear one, i needed such mirth in my life.
im not moving from this spot jade
D --> It's too late she already said to ignore your denial