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hopin' for that ener6y to find ya, friend! ya deserve t'feel 6ood! ^◡^
heh can’t help the adhd. pretty sure it’s part of our dna.🧬
woof
Thank you for your input.
a very long howl that slowly just turns into a scream.
when it's all i 6ot to offer, it's what i'll share in spades. u◡u
Same
B A R K
X BARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARK x
you know what? i would still love to hear it! heh
someone help, my pusher, she's too dan6 Cuuute! >◡<
ehehe! just look at that there faCe! that's a faCe in need've 6entle pettin'... from someone muCh Closer to ya than me! >◡<
ain't nothin' wron6 with bein' more seleCtive with yer intimaCy friend, if i'm readin' this ri6ht! what's ri6ht for one person ain't 6onna be ri6ht for another - even if they're uh, the same person. kind of. ^◡^
mail!! i mean- woof!
awooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
yeah, that's uh- that's a word for it, definitely. ain't 6onna tell ya what to do, but i'd prooobably steer Clear for a lil' bit, do6 ma'am.
I Like Having Cuddly Friends Cuz It Means I Get To Sleep Cozy All The Time. Goodlight Chittr
give a man a fish. and a w0man a frog.
S Satyr Tragopan, aka c crimson horned pheasant https://i.pinimg.com/736x/09/01/b5/0901b5388d349fc04f20d0ad384b9bc3.jpg
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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:P
The gala has winded down! Thank you all so much for coming! I'm so sorry The Mayor couldn't make it, but I'm sure he'll appreciate how much every single one of you contributed tonight! I personally hope I put together an event that was at least marginally entertaining for you all! It was a new and harrowing experience for me, but I hope it marks only the beginning of the new wonderful friendships I've made today! #midnightcitygala
well hey, so lon6 as you're doin' alri6ht, that's the important part! ^◡^
AS PROMISED. BORING. PLAIN. BOG-STANDARD. THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF "BARE FUCKING MINIMUM." UNLIKE THE OBNOXIOUS, SWAGGERING SHOWBOATS WHO SHOWED UP IN SIXTEEN LAYERS OF NEON GOSSAMER FOR MY BULB-SEARING PLEASURE. SIGH. SAY HI IF YOU'RE HERE, I GUESS. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/A9803F4D8B82.JPG #MIDNIGHTCITYGALA
so do u sleep with plushies on ur bed or r u like rly sand? *sad
D --> We watched a lot of movies today
// I'M OFFICIALLY 30 BABY I CAN FINALLY USE THIS FUCKING MEME HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/180108781441.jpg
Y9u are my fav9rite human w9man.
I am a simple w9man. Fr9gs. They are g99d.
I 6ec9me unmist and g9 t9 the jungle f9r fr9gs.
I agree, hit him with the 6iggest 9ne.
As is her right.
I kn9w, and I can't 6elieve y9u hated 69th my replies. I am taking this pers9nally.
/\ Bark bark /\
Awwwwwooooooo
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo...........
awooooo
awwwwwwwwooooooooooooooooooooooooo
L-E alwaves been a chump just a big green dumbbass insecure boat being bald. cant do shit aboat nofin to no one
D --> Would anyone like to watch a movie with me
I'm glad I'm on their good side then.
you know, i am not loving that he is already here.
B33 < caw btw
Bark
I feel like its ^ terrible ide^ in terms of b^sic self preserv^tion, but I believe in you.
alarm⚘ngly relatable
same....
hm. god dammit yeah i feel that
some of you need to spend less time online, actually.
I'll have to do it away from my house because Dave and Dirk would stop me so fast! So maybe I'll make a site near my garage.
https://64.media.tumblr.com/dbf6b48e3c13d69c91b7eec1739235fc/4ce19861d8a576b9-4e/s1280x1920/a22e9a55a246314923a6f0ba1e1d5473c4855082.png Picture of me, taken by my daughter, seeing the best transformers character for the first time with @jadeyHarls watching this No I will not be taking questions
im gracious to all those french fry bums out there i get my combo and they start looking at me all pouty with them big ass eyes and i just cant resist it
gonna chug apple cider and question life choices ama
:D
D AA AA AMMIT
Detective Tip: Remember to take a nap. Just a little one. It'll be fine.
https://i.postimg.cc/GrQjgWss/Illustration2.webp oh hey i'm actually so worn out.
Titicaca Water Frog. enjoy https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ac44e7ce2639.jpg
b ar k
I want to spar not have a mass bloodbath with some random Jade in a dumb timeline/universe.
im sorry. i hope you get better soonn.
Jade switches to "This idiot" endearingly and to "This idiot" and actually meaning it like three different times in the span of 5 minutes
Oh no I see Lily outside bringing a frog in No no no no no
sounds like you really *spaced out* there, huh.
woof!
My ideal romance scenarios are specific: If I am to get romanced by a woman or to romance a woman, it has to be during the Christmas season, she needs to be on a business trip in my town, and find the true meaning of Christmas while I work in a store selling Christmas trees. This business, while small, somehow stays afloat pretty damn well beyond all reasonable means. If I am to get romanced by a man or to romance a man: ideally, I'd want it to be a homoerotic situationship for several years, can start one-sided, and it can be a slow-burning romance, this can be in any genre really, but it'd be rad if it was an action style slowburn homoerotic romance. It has to get heated during a fight and turn into a physical altercation at some point. For nonbinary people: Depends on how masc or fem they're leaning. BUT ideally, we're teammates, and then we start a heated romance that way. You and I lost in the heat of each other's eyes, bonding over a shared enemy.
The sleeeepppr. Was it good roast though?
AT THE REQUEST OF @CANIDANARCHISM, HERE ARE YOUR DISGUSTING BLUE GOOP FRITTERS IN THE SHAPE OF A CARTOON BARKBEAST. I HAD TO GO ALL THE WAY TO THE FUCKING CONSORT KINGDOM FOR THESE THINGS. FUCK YOU. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/40E6AF3E3A15.GIF
d AMMIT
s0 many r0b0ts... ill kiss them all!!!
https://64.media.tumblr.com/0752f2946b75ce09bd28b567f67e27b1/8c8a843d0f51e92d-40/s1280x1920/098b04db5af997c2cc8e30b7f5e818b4478e6e0d.jpg MLP/Transformers: Friendship in Disguise (2), Flynn.
got ny slushie all ready 4 #mondaymovienight https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1438444754022043650/1495986103931637901/20260420_211309.jpg?ex=69e83d21&is=69e6eba1&hm=ceb34e73226f7527e0f613808c5e875e4dece909d3f1c0b06b902abe313e347c&
I have had this ring on for so long I have become like Unnaturally fluffy
[ I like one human. Exactly one. ]
[ Exactly. I'm glad you can be reasoned with. ]
this is why i'm trying to make it happen!! laughter is the greatest medicine
thats impressive i didnt kn0w y0u c0uld get hard
i was serious about the no shame ama thing i am all kinds of bored rn
To be fair it's a lot easier than you'd think. They sneak up on ya sometimes, those wells.
>[I need to azzzcend to doghood immediately. I cannot be denied zzzpace fetch. I wazzz hatched for thizzz zzzhit.]<
3833 < Controversial opinion probably, but I don't like having my hair pulled. > 38TT 3833 < It triggers incredible violence in me and I immediately start biting and clawing if it's done intentionally!!! > 3833 < Accidentally, I temper my incredible violence... But, it is so difficult. > 38II #nsfw (Not really, just covering bases)
consumed too much nerds my tongue is raw and kinda green no this isnt suggestive i literally just ate too much candy watermelon flavor too tasty
np i dont mind helpin out
if itll help i can bring ovr my switch and mario kart or movies
i get like tht somtimes 2 minus the petting part it be lik that sometimes just rember to take those breaks and not push urself or give yourself a hard time u deserve that break even if u dont think you do recharge and deal with everything when it wont hurt u
i,,, aCTUALLY THINK, i KNOW THAT FEELING, vERY WELL NOW THAT i THINK ABOUT IT, aHAHA, i WISH i KNEW, hOW TO SOLVE IT, fOR THE BOTH OF US,
"You're a dad." Yeah, I just don't post about my personal life. i think people like the idea of me being an irredeemable douchebag wvith no redeeming qualities and just to be hateable. wvhich is fine. and it's easier to havwe them think that, cause i'd rather people not judge me for things that i wvould take personally, like grub rearing or some shit.
chitter event try not to end with something stupid happening challenge: impossible
Some fights are worth losing, Harley. I can't promise I'll always be a boy scout, but I'll do my best to fight the tide with you.
We need folks like you as a counterbalance sometimes. It's a thankless, but important role to prevent things from devolving into unscrupulous degeneracy.
he can't do it quite as much as he does on tumblr, but he sure manages. :p
bark
woof! >:D
you know, the thing about having been on tumblr for more than a decade is that there are people on here that i just know. it's neat.
the alarm is deafening and no one can escape it. i am the sibling now. hi jade!
B33 < getting weirdly competitive about building legos rn
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Bark. Just to get that out of the way.
>> ડorry that waડn't ડuppoડed to be we¡rd, ¡ juડt wanted to ડhare th¡ડ w¡th you !! httpડ://f¡1e.garden/ad3CHVqDaT8zhrd0/ev%C2%A11and%C2%A1nt%C2%A1m%C2%A1dat%C2%A1ngzahor%E0%AA%A1e.png
I should do a movie night soon
Headpats are being sent your way.
D --> E%actly
yeah sounds about right. wishin you guys a good break then.
oh damn, really? i think they just want to build it up themselves and have the world for a little while. enjoy their prize and whatnot.
ok ive decided the turtles name is razz greensworth and shes livin on the couch like an additional pillow
taking name suggestions for the critter i made earlier https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/27ce3bf2f66f.jpg
hell yeah!!!
funny when people try to hate on you but you lived and died in a revolution fighting for people because you believed in the goodness in everyone like . sorry i stay loving
B33 < the pink people i respect in my phone have spoken B33 < you can also call me deva but its whatever unless i say so B33 < this clawncludes my statement your tyranny
a nap is however long you want it to be. shape your reality
S T O P
i love bad ideasssssss also im high right now don't do anything i say <3
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Awooooo
Like this post to explode one cueball headed asshole
awooooooo
You get some headpats, to boot.
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if saw me and @jadeyharls dms, you would think we were the next philosophers
BY HUMILIATION RITUALS. SOME OF YOU ARE WAY TOO COMFORTABLE SHARING INFORMATION YOU WOULD HAVE TO TORTURE OUT OF ME.
awooooo
their name is cosete. they fucking bite like crazy. ((ooc: art is a bit lazy and the head is to big but cro's kid)) https://64.media.tumblr.com/dc98b57ff2dff9da20108f5fcfd2b774/d81b7410ca4467f8-91/s1280x1920/63803851edf4de07ddf767f1d25a8a3bf55a0baf.png
nah, when i get under the sheets i kick and wiggle around a lot. so, kinda the same?
:p!
:p
Shakes hand
mac and cheese with hot dogs cut into it is like the ultimate comfort food
🌈💐🐴🎀💛🎀🦎💐🌈 @mapleHoof https://i.imgur.com/6vuQMai.png
Hilo friends 🐴🎀🩷🦎🎀💛 @viceroybubblesVsalamancr https://i.imgur.com/6vuQMai.png
:33< i love tea thats soemthing nyat always brought up but i love tea
BARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARK
Awoo
Guns. React if you agree.
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D --> I think some people need to take their dial and turn it from 100 to 0
I fully understand the constant and loud urge to beat the shit out of cronus fucking ampora.
((god I wish I had any character who cared about or would know about beast wars I fucking love that show
contrary to popular belief. im a pretty happy guy. and i havwe a gun.
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D --> Finished wrangling the monsters but I am rather sleepy so I may not be on long
CAN WE AGREE THAT R0B0TS BEL0NG 0N A T0P 5 L1ST 0F BEST 1NVENT10NS EVER?
[this post emanates a single reverbed beep that lasts several seconds]
i have saved. chittr dot ing.
gotta say it is insane how much power a pat on the head has.
oh. my... condolEncEs? i think that's appropriatE to offEr you, at lEast.
beep boop
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🐥☕️🫖☕️🐇 They are having a tea party.
Next time s0me0ne calls my tummy cute im biting 0ff their head
Time to go to my local retail store and buy up the half priced easter candy
vanilla. is my vote.
vvanilla lavvender
FELL ASLEEP AT FIVE AM, WOKE UP AT TEN, THOUGHT "FIVE MORE MINUTES" AND NOW IT'S 1:50. WHAT THE FUCK #SLEEPINGIN #LOSTTIME #NOWIHAVETOGOTOWORK
frequently waking up to being pecked and my hair getting tugged at isnt the ideal scenario but not the worst option
B33 < if you s33 casey marching a small army of rodent skeletons down the str33t today make sure to tell her she's giving you an "authentic resurrection day expurrience"
oof, sorry jade! rinse your mouth with saltwater so it heals good.
xx_aroooofff_xx
Bwoof!!!
Can I ಄ffer y಄u a fr಄g in these trying times?
Made a fr಄ggy friend ಄n my bug catching adventures. Give me name suggesti಄ns. #namethefr಄g
i- don't think so? things genuinely seem calm. i'm calling it a win! i haven't set up (too many) pranks either.
ah, thE phrasE that always doEs what it's intEndEd to. yEah, surE!
bug tier list https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7fe106433d2b.png
Y E S SSSSSSSSSSSSSS
YEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
One time i t0ld an eridan i was d0ing t00 well mentally at the m0ment t0 be sexually attracted t0 him and he t00k it really p00rly #nsfw
woof
Yeah... I get it
You're so valid for this.
Loud rechitt.
I can also get behind artichoke hearts and black olives, sue me
I hate maid 0utfits #nsfw just in case
evveryones minds are back to the gutter wwhens the last time anyone heres gotten laid this is insane #nsfw #notaprude #justfunny
D --> F001ish people should not play with artifacts beyond their comprehension D --> I feel sorry for anyone who was unwittingly duped into participating D --> And absolutely no pity for those who instigated or went along knowingly with the events
ah, gotcha! well i hope he has a good time cooking. :D
upon watching the timeline i think its better a lot of us missed eridan week
call me a lemon stealing whore because thats easy peasy and also squeezy im not particularly keen on rubbing elbows with just anybody anyway passing the smell test and if its rank youre not getting shit from me other than a bar of soap im not even gonna ask about the bees either thats a heaping load of not my business beesiness even no not that that shit sucked
beep
A wooooooooo
woof!
Woof bark woof
8P
D --> Every day I come home from fighting demons and nightmare creatures and the true nightmare is whatever is going on here
im the most financially successful bird in my area #greatposting
A w o o o o o o o o o o o o o oo ooo
Im just gonna bark with jade
BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
Ahem AÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BARK BAR BARK BARK
fuck yeah it is im framing it on my wall
you havwe the rest of the day! take it easy, okay? probably a good sign to take it slowv today.
Bad
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I s)(ould R--E--ELY endeavour to learn Klingon. #glubposting
the wveight of life is heavwy because of all the organs.
hey guys, papyrus here. thought of something super urgent to do before i hit the hay. do you guys like my new banner? i think its pretty cool.
C)(amomile if you're looking to sleep. Green if you're looking to relax. --Early grey if you're feeling fancy, Peppermint if you're )(aving a stress panac)(e. And jasmine if you want a bit of w)(imsy.
WHY MUST TODAY'S HOROSCOPE BE SO DIFFICULT?! DESPITE MY BROTHER'S WORDS OF DUBIOUS ENCOURAGEMENT I CANNOT SEEM TO CRACK THIS ONE! THIS IS NOT A CRY FOR HELP, HOWEVER. I KNOW I CAN SOLVE THIS EVENTUALLY. EVEN IF I WORK MYSELF... DOWN TO THE BONE!
thye call me gods sleepiest soldier on accorubt of the sleepienss
ever since i was a little kid i knew i wanted to sleep 8 consecutive hours. i might eventually!
a proper bed could fix me. other than that, all of my problems are usually temporary!
)(orrorterrors please give us a timeline w)(ere Baymax appears!!!! 38)
I went to Juilliard only to be filming bugs on 35mm What the fuck has my life become?
rabbit trying to avoid paying taxes by hiding his shop: "see? no bunny business!"
((people posting screenshots of their notifications is probably my favorite bit on this site lmfao))
I'm w಄rking ಄n a glass sculpture ಄f a dancing fr಄g! He has very l಄ng legs. #il಄vehim
Can we use Docs head like a basketball it looks like it.
Update on the burgeoning empire of birds I was elected to rule yesterday: They have begun throwing a festival in my honor. [IMG FAILED TO LOAD] [IMG DESC: A shot of a picnic bench in a park, with an amount of crows gathered on and around it. END DESCRIPTION.] And, because I must, #itstimetodrinkwater.
something something insert quote here. it's my face. https://i.imgur.com/iZ4gKRvw.png ((ooc comment: i wvorked hard on this LOL))
rechitt to all ur friends to totally FROG them
oh! i have been frogged! what a good laugh. thank you, dear one, i needed such mirth in my life.
Zzzzzzzzzzz
im not moving from this spot jade
Best friend here now Im happy
D --> It's too late she already said to ignore your denial
:D JADE
FUCK