Harley Quinn
@harleyQuinn
and here you thought i was just another buxom headed blonde bimbo well the jokes on you im not even a real blonde! she/her
are ya havin weird one tonight or are you boring?
I Am Simultaneously Weird And Boring Every Single Night
It's possibly the weirdest night of my life. I met my daughter.
just a little song i like to sing about a special someone in my life <3 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onXJL1yH7i8
i dont care who thinks were silly you be daffy and ill be dilly well order up two bowls of chili settin the woods on fire! #lyricposting
im a silly little jester haha hehe hoho! dont mind the bomb i put under yer throne!
Not minding shit.
fantastic now just sit right there i think i left the oven on...next castle over!
They're already here
dont i know it! feel like they all decided to follow me tonight! and i aint being curel a chunk of my new followers are all literal clowns!
im checkin my notes here and it seems im popular with space criminals and those already predesposed to likin clowns... good im reaching my target audience HA!
rare for me to be so ent)(ralled by a )(uman but i like ya i like ya lots You )(ave my favor.
t)(e fungus among us... )(e)( )(e)( )(e)(... also )(elps t)(at youre easy on t)(e eyes. gurl u a looker for reel
)(e)(, im all bad. im t)(e -EMPR----ESS. my reign is iron fisted and soaked in blood. but i do like lookin good to boot. your partners s)(ould count t)(eir lucky stars... almost tempted to take you for myself.
well la ti da miss empress! and here i am just a cute little jester my current partners are ether in arkham or who knows where! would be a shame if you decided to have some fun with lil ole me! <3 #nsfw at this point #suggestive at the least!
mmmm. would be. date nig)(t tomorrow. you and me. could use t)(e company. you in?
my schedules a little crazy could get caught by b-man any night but if you see me online shoot me a dm ill be all over you like bees on a flower :)
ill keep it in mind. )(ope you like pollinatin. 38;)
some of you lugs aint never seen the three stooges and it shows
D --> Often times one feels like everyone they are surrounded by could be grouped in to teams of three stooges there is no reason to indulge in any more
yer missin out what is that... "equius zahhak?" the three stooges are a riot start to finish no matter what episode ya watch!
surprise pie attack! HYA!
gah! dodge roll and return pie-er!
my dad was an expert!!!
hehehe- doof! did. did you throw a second pie in the air. or did i get sniped?
so cool!!!
a man walks into a bar and says "ouch"
a thank you thank you im bowin right now!
anytime bbygirl
hehehe a classic!!! hey! whats blue but not heavy?
only one whos gotten it on this site! at least to my memory. yippie!
hey when yer a jester ya cant afford to go missin the easy jokes!
ehehehhe. gosh i am glad i got over that particular bias. jesters are so fun!
anyone seen mistah j or red around here? am i the only batman girlie on here? huh!
That sounds fuckin' miserable, what the hell. At least the clubs kinda fun... ain't been to one in a while, but you sound one step away from fuckin' homelessness. Our gang's got like. Room and board. Meals too.
well the ones i squat in are usually abandoned so theyre not the barrel of laughs you might expect! damn sounds like the type of benefits the penguin would offer HA!
Penguin, eh...? Interestin' personalities in yer world. Sounds like we ain't too different after all. Don't ever meet my bosses, though. Dames, uh, aren't usually their specialty, to put it nicely.
yeah ill do my best to avoid em! i aint exactly most people cup of tea! they dont like it when i prank em with poisons or grenades so much fer some reason!
Lady, if there's anythin' in this world I've learned, it's that somebody likes a flavor out there. You keep poisonin' and grenadin'. Heh, reminds me to audit our own arsenal, actually...
oh trust me my two partners in crime love it... there also more than just partners in crime if ya know what im sayin!
Oh, I get it, it's like a co-owned gang a' sorts...
im more meant like partners as in were together romantically but at least it is with ivy yeah
Oh! Oh. Never, uh... heard of that. Didn't know gang people could just... do that. Nah, that's not for me though. I keep real thick lines in my profession. Real uh, ahem, real thick lines.
sure you can do anything if yer a criminal! i get where yer coming from sometimes the people in yer gang just aint yer cup of tea!
i know a really good knock knock joke but you have to start it!
tank
u)()()(. condy?
7ou're wel(ome
eh. heard it before
..............condeez nuts ------E-----ELMAO
)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A!!!
heres some classic pranks to pull on yer friends! cyanide pie to the face exploding whoopie cushion ten thousand watt joy buzzer and of course who could forget the classic joker gas!
a confession: i keep a compilation of embarrassin troll deat)(s ive orc)(estrated for fun w)(enever i feel particularly bored. one time i )(ad a troll slip on a peel and impalin t)(emselves straig)(t onto a spike. and t)(en i said, "wow, looks like )(e made LIK-----E A BANANA AND /SPLIT/!" AAAA)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A!
I KNOW RIG)(T YOU S)(OULD )(AV-E S-----E------EN T)(-E LOOK ON )(IS FAC-----E )(AAA)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A
wow ive only said one thing and already im showered in love and affection! what am i popular or somethin?
You're possibly one of the most popular character ever.
well lets get somethin straight im the version of me who wears the jester outfit the other versions of me that dont can choke for i care! they look cold! for cryin out loud look at me covered head to toe! how they got "stripper" out of "jester" ill never know! #nsfw or whatever!
good! harley quinn pleased to meetchya whatll we call you big d to the s or you got a name thats less of a mouthfull
hey chittheads whats cracking?
gotta love more jester girls. or, i guess, a )(arlequinn
s)(ell fuckin yea)(
and you sea my puns beac)( u and me are gonna be fast friends 38;)
just call me condy. easy peasy, )(arls