Harley Quinn
@harleyQuinn
and here you thought i was just another buxom headed blonde bimbo well the jokes on you im not even a real blonde! she/her
ahhh halloween ya know what that means! GAS ATTACKS FROM SCARECROW!
*please please please tell me bats has it handled i can NOT go back to yalls timeline* ( ꩜ ᯅ ꩜;)
Uh. The news? Surely someones made an article or tv thing about his antics at some point ,':? If not, that is one impressively elusive bat
he doesnt like cameras! he likes to remain all spooky and mysterious like an asshole!
Yeah, true... Really hoping he has it handled, he is not fun to work with (¬`‸´¬)
*look its really complicated okay, but sometimes some villains go really too far and i have to come in and make sure arhkam city doesnt get wipped off the map-* its nothing personal!!!! (T△T)
I know like six timelines that all look exactly the same!!!! Sue me for getting names mixed up!!!!
well let me straighten some things out for ya harley quinn btas only! any other version of me needs ta wear more clothes except the batman version she can hang
chatterin teeth are more fun when they explode at the end
comedys real hit or miss sometimes they hit ya with things and sometimes they miss AYE!
two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks
HQ somebody stole your shit u better beat his ass
imagine you die in a horrible attack and when you get to the afterlife you find out the guy who killed ya was like calendar man id be PISSED!
imagine waitin 9 months to have a kid only for that kid to be beast boy
put some respect on his name tf
Bruce Timm eat yer heart out.
did somebody say it was harley time?
oh geeze i heard there was a kidnapping! dont worry though theyll wake up soon!
who on earth would be up at this hour and why are they outside my hideout screaming about rats!?
<<"well, here's hoping he's nice at the moment at least!">>
You don't know the half of it, Harls.
i might depends on how much of the clowns brain i want to tap into at the moment
Hehehe. I knew it.
knew what i could break the fourth wall or that im the clown you know becuase i was not subtle about ether
Oh, You know. Also, *Either. :3c
<<"oh! i see!">>
hyenas! send chitt!
i had a really good and funny joke i was gonna post but then lou took my takeout box and ran around my hideout with it and i forgot it post yer own down below to cheer a clown girl up?
why did little suzie fall off the swings? cuz she had no arms!
:( pOOr lIttlE sUzIE
hmm? Oh A jOkE! yEs, whO Is thErE?
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I hAvE fOrgOttEn my qUIrk dOEs nOt mAkE thAt IntO A dIsgUstEd / sAd fAcE lEt mE try AgAIn
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you guys have a what about clowns?
a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says hey buddy why the long face?
fun prank ideas to get back to later party poppers but they actually explode violently water balloon full of acid smylex pie to the face
yeah whos line is it anyway is comedy gold improv is such an underrated and tricky thing to nail the kids right!
rocket powered pogo sticks are so much fun they should be illegal
some people have a funny way of showin affection some folks give ya flowers some folks spray acid from said flowers at you some folks throw ya a surprise party some folks throw a brick at yer head
[|87 :: When your matespr;t’s love language ;s v;olence, somet;mes ;t gets confus;n what they are try;n to say huh?
quinnly harl