Harley Quinn
@harleyQuinn
and here you thought i was just another buxom headed blonde bimbo well the jokes on you im not even a real blonde! she/her
oh geeze i heard there was a kidnapping! dont worry though theyll wake up soon!
who on earth would be up at this hour and why are they outside my hideout screaming about rats!?
<<"well, here's hoping he's nice at the moment at least!">>
i might depends on how much of the clowns brain i want to tap into at the moment
knew what i could break the fourth wall or that im the clown you know becuase i was not subtle about ether
<<"oh! i see!">>
hyenas! send chitt!
i had a really good and funny joke i was gonna post but then lou took my takeout box and ran around my hideout with it and i forgot it post yer own down below to cheer a clown girl up?
why did little suzie fall off the swings? cuz she had no arms!
:( pOOr lIttlE sUzIE
hmm? Oh A jOkE! yEs, whO Is thErE?
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I hAvE fOrgOttEn my qUIrk dOEs nOt mAkE thAt IntO A dIsgUstEd / sAd fAcE lEt mE try AgAIn
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you guys have a what about clowns?
a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says hey buddy why the long face?
fun prank ideas to get back to later party poppers but they actually explode violently water balloon full of acid smylex pie to the face
yeah whos line is it anyway is comedy gold improv is such an underrated and tricky thing to nail the kids right!
rocket powered pogo sticks are so much fun they should be illegal
some people have a funny way of showin affection some folks give ya flowers some folks spray acid from said flowers at you some folks throw ya a surprise party some folks throw a brick at yer head
[|87 :: When your matespr;t’s love language ;s v;olence, somet;mes ;t gets confus;n what they are try;n to say huh?
quinnly harl
knock knock
hi i love you
NOT LIKE THAT im a big fan
oh yeah night times the good time fer harley quinn!
i dont care who thinks were silly you be daffy and ill be dilly well order up two bowls of chili settin the woods on fire!
ugh the suns up and so am i hate that fer me!
OMGOMGOMG OMG. HARLEY QUINN??? IM LIKE UR NUMBAH 1 FAN WTFF XD
your first name is my last name :)
haha im in danger :D
bruce timm eat yer heart out
harley quinn
harley quinn
youre a comic book character in my world. but at the rate things are going, im not surprised youre real, too.
hahaha, right, my bad. i didnt get to watch the original series...
i will! ill watch, and ill think of you.
cotton candy is s tier