The Great Milenko
@illusoryTrickster
Step right up into my House of Horrors, but be careful! You might find your GREATEST nightmare!
When I give you wishes, wishing for Faygo is your best bet!
₍^. .^₎⟆ Can ! get a casse of them?꠹
(0u0) oh? -I-s -i-t good?
The best motherfucking beverage you could get your hands on! Coming straight from the trickster of the Dark Carnival, himself.
Can -I- w-i-sh for two? So -I- can share -i-t w-i-th my matespr-i-t... -I- th-i-nk -i-t's h-i-s favor-i-te! <3
Perfect use of your wishes, two thirds! You have one left, but I'm sure, You will be granted access, to Shangri-La! As well as your matesprit, seeing as he follows the laws, Of the juggla. Wishes granted.
(0-0) Ummh... a th-i-rd w-i-sh? uuh... can -I-... Oh! -I- w-i-sh for my matespr-i-t and -I- to be dest-i-ned to be -i-n -l-ove w-i-th each other -i-n every t-i-me-l--i-ne... <3 <3 <3
Selflessness followed by the removal of autonomy! Very interesting combination! Well, I don't see why not. I could not determine your afterlife, this must be something another card decides for you! Your wishes have been granted, three! On my merry way, I'll be! Farewell!
Allow me to bring wishes, from a true genie, three! These wishes could be whatever you want them to be! Though if you mispeak, and speak with greed. Hell's Pit is the afterlife that lies beyond for you. So prepare for the wishes that will come to, Your mind, and you better not waste them. Or else, nobody else will be able to save you then.
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the judgin fuckin spirit of death, saint malenko, fuckin followed mah ass and all i been doin is tellin shit jokes and bein lewd. thank the messiahs im already the ghb or else i'd'a been whipped with a switch by now. honk honk.
I'd offer you wishes three, But you already have all you need!
The Dark Carnival will come to *your* town! What will you do then?!
༻𐫱༺ Leave🌻 ༻𐫱༺
leavve no survvivvors
X! Wrong answer, the correct one is to be down Down with the clown, when the carnival comes to your town!
indiscriminate deadly force total clowwn death
༻𐫱༺ Being down wit𝒽 clownss 𝒽ass not gone well for me in t𝒽e passt🌻 ༻𐫱༺
(=^･⩊･^=) <
@imJunior If I may. All of the juggalo roles, please.
Heresy? No, no. You see, my "wicked motherfuckin' brotha'", I am one of the people who make sure the right motherfuckers get into the dark carnival. You ain't getting into Shangri-La unless you pass my tests and illusions of greed. I am anything but heretical.
As do I on you, always.
Honk! #badgeguy #juniorbadgedyou #ourholymirth
Y'all know I'm down with the clown!
o°~teeheehee~°o oh yes!~°o and only the best are!~°o o°~teeheehee~°o
Thanks @illusoryTrickster for the wishes. Y’all want conditional immortality and/or some of Elon Musk’s money, hit me up. I’m cancelling some student debts and ending world hunger
How do you feel about infinite wealth? #greedposting
MANY BOONBUCKS. MANY, MANY BOONBUCKS.
[|87 :: Depends on ;f the money ;s go;n to someth;n useful. Aka not go;n to the government or WallStreet
A price much larger than material wealth, it would be. But I could oblige to your wishes, if you so desire.
HELL YER.
Shangri-La closes its gates to you, but at least you have material wealth. Enjoy while it lasts.
I WAS BANNED FROM THAT, LIKE, AGES AGO. WORTH IT.
[|87 :: Eh 1 guess ;t’s c00l, n;ce to no longer be starv;n and to have g00d equ;pment. A b;t overrated though tbh. 1t’s not l;ke be;n ;nf;n;tely wealthy solves all your problems, just the f;nanc;al ones.
An answer, correct as it could be! Material wealth is for the unworthy! Use it correctly or keep it away? Take the ladder, and you'll never see the light of day!
You could have everything in the world, just allow me to give you THREE wishes! It's all you require...
Any rules or conditions?
I wish to be able to make people conditionally immortal like how sburb does without them having to play the game. I don’t want this ability to change me in any way other than I can do it. And lastly I wish for the ability to keep my hair from frizzing without having to harm my hair or radically change it in anyway.
I want Elon Musk’s money.
Your wishes three, they have proven you worthy. Granted, they shall be! Upon death, Shangri-La shall set you free.
Namaste my good dude!
(Conditions of a good wish: Tonight, you or someone of your choice will fuck three (3) fat bitches! Score!) #nsfw
Inshallah it is good!