The Great Milenko
@illusoryTrickster
Step right up into my House of Horrors, but be careful! You might find your GREATEST nightmare!
When I give you wishes, wishing for Faygo is your best bet!
₍^. .^₎⟆ Can ! get a casse of them?꠹
(0u0) oh? -I-s -i-t good?
The best motherfucking beverage you could get your hands on! Coming straight from the trickster of the Dark Carnival, himself.
Can -I- w-i-sh for two? So -I- can share -i-t w-i-th my matespr-i-t... -I- th-i-nk -i-t's h-i-s favor-i-te! <3
Perfect use of your wishes, two thirds! You have one left, but I'm sure, You will be granted access, to Shangri-La! As well as your matesprit, seeing as he follows the laws, Of the juggla. Wishes granted.
(0-0) Ummh... a th-i-rd w-i-sh? uuh... can -I-... Oh! -I- w-i-sh for my matespr-i-t and -I- to be dest-i-ned to be -i-n -l-ove w-i-th each other -i-n every t-i-me-l--i-ne... <3 <3 <3
Selflessness followed by the removal of autonomy! Very interesting combination! Well, I don't see why not. I could not determine your afterlife, this must be something another card decides for you! Your wishes have been granted, three! On my merry way, I'll be! Farewell!
maybe i shoulda tagged the genie offers nsfw, but then people would have thought it was only for that kinda request. hrm.
Genie offers?
ive been offering to do things within reason as a bit on chittr. mostly i've just pet nice dogs.
Sounds like a wish in of its own! Petting dogs, a joyous activity!
Admittedly I should probably have someone to watch over me during this, I can be a bit anxious while high.
NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE
The Dark Carnival will come to *your* town! What will you do then?!
༻𐫱༺ Leave🌻 ༻𐫱༺
leavve no survvivvors
X! Wrong answer, the correct one is to be down Down with the clown, when the carnival comes to your town!
indiscriminate deadly force total clowwn death
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the judgin fuckin spirit of death, saint malenko, fuckin followed mah ass and all i been doin is tellin shit jokes and bein lewd. thank the messiahs im already the ghb or else i'd'a been whipped with a switch by now. honk honk.
I'd offer you wishes three, But you already have all you need!
(=^･⩊･^=) <
The wishes three, Used to fuck fat bitches, also three.
(=^･⩊･^=) < DAMN, THEY'RE LUCKY.
(=^･⩊･^=) < OH! HMM.. I'D HAVE TO THINK ON THIS! WISHES PAWRE A COMPLICATED SUBJECT FUR ME! ESPECIALLY WHEN I'M STUDYING THE OCCULT AND I KNOW THOSE FURRCKERS CAN FURRCK ME OVFUR IF I DON'T WORD THINGS CORRECTLY.
Well, think about it this way! The wishes, you will be given three. If mistaken, and you fall to greed. In Shangri-La, you will not be. After passing, to The Pit with thee!
(=^･⩊･^=) < OH... BOY! I'VE PAWLREADY B33N TO THE PIT! I WOULDN'T WANT TO GO AGAIN!
tHe sUmMeR CaRnIvAl iS HeRe. In rAtHeR ExCiTeD, ☺️ We hAvE A LoT Of aMaZiNg aCtS In sToRe aNd pErFoRmAnCeS.
Including me, right?!
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA!!! You jest, do you not? If you don't lie, Your tongue will tie. Piss in your Faygo, If you do not let me go.
uNfOrTuNaTeLy i aIn't mUcH Of tHe jOkInG TyPe, I LiKe a gOoD LaUgH HeRe aNd tHeRe. aLsO, i aIn't dRiNkInG FaYgO, hAvEn't tOuChEd aNy sInCe i wAs a yOuTh. yOu'rE WeLcOmE To gO To tHe cArNiVaL, bUt yOu'd bE A PaYiN' gUeSt lIkE ThE ReSt sWeEtHeArT.
nOw lIsTeNiNg
pLeAsE DoN'T )o:
You will be ready in due time. The Faygo showers, the fat bitches, doesn't it just sound...majestic?
i'm aLl bOuT ThE FaT JaWnS AnD ThE RaInBoW PaRaDiSe iN ThE DaRkEsT Of mOtHeRfUcKiN CaRnIvAlS. tHiS TrAcK WoN'T Be iN RoTaTiOn bRoThA.
Gamzee, you will soon learn that this. This is the only way you will ever be accepted into Shangri-La.
dOn't i gOtTa bE DyIn tO Do tHaT BrOtHa? DeAtH AiN'T AcCePtInG Me fOr wHaTeVeR ReAsOn )O: gOn bE HaTiN OuTsIdE ThE WiCkEd cArNiVaL. mOtHeRfUcKeR GoT ThAt fAtE WoRsEn dEaTh.
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tHe oLd wAyS NeVeR ChAnGe, CoUlDn't bRiNg tHe rUcKuS BrOtHeR. )O: aLrEaDy fAiLeD.
aIn't fEeLiNg tHaT WiCkEd )O: bUt tHaNkS MaN
If death cannot find you, then you must be quite a wicked clown.