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Jade E Harley

@jadeyHarls

blame jack for anything i might do on here he is the one who made me show my face

Blood: JadeAge: 31 years14.5 sweepsKult Score: 31174Kull Score: 15365104 followers 56 following

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ORIGINAL CHITTS|REPLIES

@jadeyHarls[JH]

ugh… sleepiness won

Kult: +9

Total: 9

@jadeyHarls[JH]

it is a sleepy day

Kult: +50

Kull: +35

Total: 85

Ratio: 1.43

@walkstabwalK[WK]

Sleep beam

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@jadeyHarls[JH]

nooooo

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@walkstabwalK[WK]

Oh okay awake beam

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@jadeyHarls[JH]

ineffective

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@walkstabwalK[WK]

>:/ MAKE UP YOUR MIND

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@jadeyHarls[JH]

:T

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@walkstabwalK[WK]

>:I

@jadeyHarls[JH]

dont mind me im just putting a name on my shit list and underlining it :) #vageupost

Kult: +69

Kull: +52

Total: 121

Ratio: 1.33

@embellishedBookworm[EB]

that is terrifying actually.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@jadeyHarls[JH]

good :D

Kult: +12

Kull: +2

Total: 14

Ratio: 6.00

Kris. (GROUNDED ARC)

@malleablePersonage[MP]

:?

Kult: +2

Total: 2

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@jadeyHarls[JH]

dont worry about it hun

Kult: +14

Kull: +2

Total: 16

Ratio: 7.00

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Kris. (GROUNDED ARC)

@malleablePersonage[MP]

:x

@gadaboutTrickster[GT]

oh rip whoever the heck.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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Kris. (GROUNDED ARC)

@malleablePersonage[MP]

okay <> yay <>

Kult: +7

Total: 7

@equiusZahhak[EZ]

D --> Not me right D --> Even though I bully you

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@jadeyHarls[JH]

no equius… it takes a bit more than that

Kult: +7

Kull: +2

Total: 9

Ratio: 3.50

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@equiusZahhak[EZ]

D --> Yay

@jadeyHarls[JH]

he strikes again my question is how he makes my very custom tailored stuff fit im 4 inches taller and have these things called boobs then again… its kris -.-

Kult: +31

Kull: +12

Total: 43

Ratio: 2.58

Kris. (GROUNDED ARC)

@malleablePersonage[MP]

maaaagic.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

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@jadeyHarls[JH]

squinting at you

Kult: +9

Kull: +2

Total: 11

Ratio: 4.50

@jadeyHarls[JH]

zzzzzzzzzz

Kult: +2

Kull: +2

Total: 4

Ratio: 1.00

@jadeyHarls[JH]

experimenting to find out if a human body can in fact dissolve into a couch unfortunately i dont have a control variable to compare to since i have the added dog hybridization variable at play here but oh well

Kult: +34

Kull: +25

Total: 59

Ratio: 1.36

wish i could help but alas

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@jadeyHarls[JH]

its okay if worst comes to worst then i can always volunteer my housemates would not be the first time ive unwittingly subjected jake to an experiment

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@decoratedSmoothie[DS]

Saw on the news once that there was woman that was being neglected by her parents who were supposed to be her caretakers, never moved her from the couch in like a decade and she basically started fusing with it.

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@jadeyHarls[JH]

well this went from a joke to fucked up real quickly :|

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@decoratedSmoothie[DS]

Okay, well, it actually happened. So now you don’t have to wonder anymore.

@jadeyHarls[JH]

sometimes life warrants eating a massive cookie after midnight

Kult: +24

Kull: +7

Total: 31

Ratio: 3.43

Sara Mendel, Sylph Transparent

@neonAllnight[NA]

yeah

@jadeyHarls[JH]

bwoof…

Kult: +28

Kull: +7

Total: 35

Ratio: 4.00

@jadeyHarls[JH]

honestly too tired for a full on bark tonight

Kult: +11

Kull: +2

Total: 13

Ratio: 5.50

@jadeyHarls[JH]

why is it that stuff has to be happening all the god damn time?

Kult: +18

Kull: +4

Total: 22

Ratio: 4.50

@jadeyHarls[JH]

apparently my usual sunday migraine decided to come a few hours early… im going to try and see if i can nip this thing in the bud before it is too late

Kult: +6

Kull: +7

Total: 13

Ratio: 0.86

@jadeyHarls[JH]

im just going to leave a :| here and continue on my day

Kult: +46

Kull: +27

Total: 73

Ratio: 1.70

@walkstabwalK[WK]

Jade here :)

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@jadeyHarls[JH]

okay one :) is allowed

Kult: +7

Kull: +2

Total: 9

Ratio: 3.50

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@walkstabwalK[WK]

:D

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@walkstabwalK[WK]

I give the fuck up

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@jadeyHarls[JH]

pats you

@jadeyHarls[JH]

well i guess im being dragged to the beach so that is a thing that is happening at almost 9pm but shrug

Kult: +17

Total: 17

@jadeyHarls[JH]

cool… cool… yeah okay i think jack and i are going to go scream in the woods until our lungs explode or something

Kult: +18

Kull: +2

Total: 20

Ratio: 9.00

@jadeyHarls[JH]

HE IS GOING TO WHAT????????

Kult: +21

Kull: +2

Total: 23

Ratio: 10.50

@jadeyHarls[JH]

why do i feel like i missed something? :/

Kult: +38

Kull: +17

Total: 55

Ratio: 2.24

@embellishedBookworm[EB]

i sort of live in that feeling.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@jadeyHarls[JH]

okay so jack messaged me a few things and haha what the fuck

Kult: +9

Kull: +2

Total: 11

Ratio: 4.50

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@embellishedBookworm[EB]

oh no. :(

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@jadeyHarls[JH]

accidentally dozed off for a bit and i woke up to my throat feeling absolutely raw and my sinuses blocked up super bad i swear to god if im getting sick again >:(

Kult: +16

Kull: +2

Total: 18

Ratio: 8.00

@jadeyHarls[JH]

he broke… the fucking GAZEBO????

Kult: +33

Kull: +27

Total: 60

Ratio: 1.22

Daquavious Bingleschnort III

@daquaviousBingleschnort[DB]

tf is a gazebo

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@jadeyHarls[JH]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gazebo go nuts

en.wikipedia.orgGazebo - Wikipediaen.wikipedia.org

Kult: +7

Kull: +2

Total: 9

Ratio: 3.50

@walkstabwalK[WK]

???????

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@jadeyHarls[JH]

i dont KNOW

Kult: +7

Kull: +2

Total: 9

Ratio: 3.50

@jadeyHarls[JH]

im not going to ask why jake just walked outside with three rolls of duck tape :/

Kult: +11

Kull: +7

Total: 18

Ratio: 1.57

@jadeyHarls[JH]

having fur is great until some of it magically manages to get in your eye somehow it is so much worse than an eyelash

Kult: +29

Kull: +17

Total: 46

Ratio: 1.71

@embellishedBookworm[EB]

oh no! D:

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@jadeyHarls[JH]

my eyes were already fucked up jill this hair is out for blood

Kult: +9

Kull: +2

Total: 11

Ratio: 4.50

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@embellishedBookworm[EB]

your poor eyes. :c

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@jadeyHarls[JH]

every day i read something on here that brings me one step closer to finding a way to set this website on fire

Kult: +21

Kull: +7

Total: 28

Ratio: 3.00

@apocalypseArisen[AA]

oh fun maybe we should try that someday

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Total: 10