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@jadeyHarls

blame jack for anything i might do on here he is the one who made me show my face

Blood: JadeAge: Kult Score: 27489Kull Score: 1365496 followers53 following

bark or something maybe woof idk

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Awooooooo

jail!! 10000 years!!!

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awooooo

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@jadeyHarls[JH]

:33 < hold on, im not getting a trial??

oh right hold on *throws on a judge wig* guilty!

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:PP < well, i tried

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@jadeyHarls[JH]

Awwwwwooooooo

awooooo

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Barkbark

woof

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i can be “evil” sometimes as a treat

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i think im legally allowed to blame equius for being the reason im still awake at this u godly hour

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you can blame him for more and probably get away with it too ngl

oh i do on the regular trust me

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@jadeyHarls[JH]

good mwehehe >:)

you know… between the guys i have some kind of relationship with im starting to think maybe i just attract the ones that do freaky stuff (affectionate) when im not looking

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D --> Hey I am normal

equius no you are not in the slightest

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D --> What freaky things do I do

points at literally all of the eldritch bullshit

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D --> Oh, well I guess there is that

🤦‍♀️

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well it gives me a chance to use an idw pic (if the embed works)

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even after years of knowing him sometimes kris will say things and im just like h u h

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She touched my soul and I got a little upset

what does this mean?

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@jadeyHarls[JH]

Nyrita used her Heart Powers to reach out and engage with the essence of who I am at the core of me, and I found her unworthy of doing so at the time. I got big mad about it and stabbed her with visions of the spear dimension

h u h

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I don't know how to be any clearer about this. I was fighting with my friend and she used her hope powers to become the muse of heart and then touched my soul and so I killed her really, really hard about it. She's better now.

oh. 7eah that would do it. sorr7

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No need to apologize. It was awesome. And also cool as hell. Plus we were having a fight to the death.

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what is your favorite sitting on the couch incorrectly pose? mine is with my legs propped up on the back though i find this works best on an l shaped couch

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arm of the chair its my perch

legs over the arm, back still pressed to back of couch, wedged in corner

gargoyle style or just sitting on it like a stool?

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@jadeyHarls[JH]

both depending on the vibe

also a good option

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nice

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Purr0b4bly just sittin9 0n it upside d0wn, 0r sittin9 0n the 4rm 0f it inste4d while in 4 re4dy t0 lun9e p0siti0n

thats two for the gargoyle style then

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It is the 0ptim4l p0siti0n f0r surprise 4tt4cks 0r well s0methin9 like th4t

Tip the couch backwards and sit on the back portion (now in the seat position) as if it were a seat.

if gill wasnt already charging id ask him to help me find them…

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shit… now i forgot where i left them :|

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well hey, so lon6 as they ain't on the floor, it's probably fine!

yeah im not that careless… i think

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prayin6 for ya, barkbuddy!

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sometimes you just get the desire to play life on hard mode and walk around without your glasses because you kinda just dont want to wear them

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just lock in idont even wear prescription glasses i have no idea if most people are looking st me pr not half the time

i do feel like having space powers might make this a bit easier for me than some people though

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@techhDogg[TD]

right? why would you want to know people are looking at you?

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slug mode has been turned against me

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born to be doglady forced to feel like slug

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"= i'm not actually opposed to the slug kind of thing. it's an adjustment. but in theory. what is wrong with it, it is as much of a creature as any other. ="

eh but i actually kind of liked having bones not sure i like the sensation of being what feels like sentient jello

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@jadeyHarls[JH]

"= i would give it a try. and see. if i had the opportunity to do that. but obviously it is temporary just like most other things. ="

bark bark

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awoooooo

awooooo

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bark

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"= true.... ="

woof

glad you agree

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@jadeyHarls[JH]

"= i would have barked in return but i don't have my attachable ears. at the moment. this is the only reason. obviously. ="

that is so sad but i understand

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no

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oh you motherfucker

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aaaaand the kiddo is awake…

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any time i see you guys call yourself daddy i honestly just think of prince charming doing that in the 3rd shrek movie :| congrats on that #suggestive just in case

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ever look at a pairing and just go… some people actually like this? w h y ????? and not because it is a crack ship or something like that but because its just plain fucked up?

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D --> Is this about transformers

what do you think?

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D --> I think it's about transformers

it is and i discovered something horrific

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D --> And what is that, Moondrop

people ship *PHARMA AND TARN* and i know you have no idea who they are but it is just… WHY???

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D --> You are so cute

THIS IS NOT A CUTE OCCASION

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D --> And yet

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not feeling super energetic tonight so bark but in lowercase

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ᵇᵃʳᵏ

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wuff.

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bark but whispered

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woof

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not going to lie the whole idea of anon asks on here just seems like a train wreck waiting to happen :\

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Jade :D

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hi jack

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@jadeyHarls[JH]

Hi Jade :)

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That's why they're not *officially* supported and by posting an askbox we bring the burden of moderating it onto ourselves. Sometimes you're up for acknowledging the possibility of pain and seizure, you know?

@voxAngeli[VA]

i guess that is true! some folks certainly are a glutton for punishment

C H O M P

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