Big Dih Stride
@turntechGodhead
Dave E Strider. Watch out for those stairs bro. ((rp of all kinds welcomed))
okay but like why am i moaning like a pornstar over a FOOT CRAMPS #nsfw
#nsfw in case any of y0u freaks feel like hearing about my sex life, i present with0ut further ado: H0W MY PARTNERS REACT TWO GETTING EATEN 0UT (i have all of these pe0ples permission tw0 post this inf0 publicly. they are all precious tw0 me and that is not diminished by me p0sting about g0ing down 0n them.) aa: LOVES sitting 0n my face which i am eternally thankful for. i t0ld her once i might suff0cate under allat as a joke and she said that made her really happy s0 we take those. basically starts b0uncing on it after a while, which is both cute and makes it clap. g0d, she's perfect. horr0rterrors 0r universe or whatever, i kn0w i curse you a l0t but you c0oked when y0u bound 0ur fates twogether. i h0pe her hand will never leave mine and her no0k will never leave my face. a-fucking-men. ff: getting a go0d positi0n can be hard because shes WAY taller, but this much thickness is worth it. she clearly wants tw0 talk and encourage me, but always gets tw0 EXCIT-------ED and can only say the beginnings 0f words before she makes some 0ther sound, s0 she just ends up doing this h0rny babbling thing and its fucking adorable. pets me and gently m0ves my hands where she wants me two gr0pe. and she squirts so much its like im....DR0WNING in it 😎. s tier. janey: she always acts like its the first time its happened. dat forked tongue th0 ayyyy lmao. lots 0f gasping and big wide eyes, frantically grabbing my hair and holding me there, squeezing me with her thighs, etc. after a c0uple times she has two ask for a break and we jam f0r a little longer bef0re i dive back in there. then she always has this deer-in-the-headlights lo0k when we finish, and when i tease her, she pouts and sh0ves me intwo her chest because shes str0nger than me. tz: REALLY grabby. i always have claw marks afterward. vitally: DOES N0T SHAVE. if that scares you, get the fuck 0ff my post. i am brave and i will delve intwo that rainf0rest like theres ancient treasure in there. i like two keep g0ing after she cums and see how l0ud she gets. squirter and a screamer. love her. kk: likes tw0 be bent over which 0bviously i l0ve. squeezing and spanking his ass and pulling out the claws when he gets bitchy? and hes all angry-shy about it s0 he shoves his face in a pill0w but it cant fully muffle his sounds? peak. before i get him tw0 that point hell usually complain ab0ut something, but biting his thighs shuts him up reeeeeal quick. rose: keeps her p0ise up almost the whole time, and usually does s0mething else like reading while im doing it. 0nly towards the end d0es she get a little red-faced and louder than she meant tw0, which is always really endearing. she mostly has me d0 it as a punishment for when i l0se something, but of c0urse making my woman cum is NEVER work, and she kn0ws it. so i think she just d0es it so i get two make her feel g0od which i am happy tw0 do even when she d0es her snarky horseshit. she tries two give p0inters/criticism on my technique, but shes clearly pretty happy with it, so it d0esnt really work. and then i get that smug grin that you 0nly get from 0ne-upping your kismesis. just a satisfying back-and-forth experience which is ab0ut all you can ask f0r with blackrom.
I ONLY WANT SYMPATHY IN THE FORM OF YOU CRAWLING INTO BED WITH ME!!
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I ain't ever seen a troll more bipolar than kankri His back and fourths with himself is wild
Oh it was just an introduction day, instead of a 3 hour lecture it was more like an hour and "you're free to go"
3 hour lecture, and I cannot tell if she’s talking to her phone or to the class
alright guys, off to my summer college courses, wish me luck
i gotta pee, someone hold my hand
ill hold somefin else
only if ya ask nicely ya loser )(A)(A)(A
please i went through a lot of surgery getting this one, let me keep it dude B( (#nsfw?)
hi dave!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this post kinda needs a #violence tag so ill just add that on for you!! :D just remember to add one next time :P
#suggestive? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e72beaf9e9f7.png
wait now i need a hentai like this #nsfw
:33 < why isn't there a hentai with impact frames tho?? :33 < gosh mewr so smart rose!
really d0es take away from the realism.
I don't know who's watching hentai for the /realism/.
verisimilitude is imp0rtant even in fantasy.
i love those kemonomimi dudes yeah dude, wag your fucking tail shake your shit youre so fucking animal coded
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Dude so fine, let me see his bare flesh Muh luh muh #nsfw
i see her lips wherever i go but i wanna see her FAT FUCKIN ASS instead #relatable #nsfw
Talking to a big dog about pairings ive seen from other versions of myself and of the d1 icp hater. He's like "lmao dynamic wild, i dont know who I'd want to be". Consider this dog. #nsfw #pitchrom #blackrom Being Dave: hot strong guy you fuck with and see him get angry in HOT way who'll express frustrations and you have HOT STEAMY PITCH SEX Being Gamzee: You have sex with the most coolest guy ever.