Hivemind News

1 month ago

Unverified

A user of ambiguous repute.

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BREAKING NEWS: We here at Hivemind News are proud to report you can now submit your own news! You can share you stories on the following page: https://forms.gle/zAhwNbn91NXxtY9V8 THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

ORIGINAL CHITTS|REPLIES

2 days ago

Unverified

A user of ambiguous repute.

BREAKING NEWS: The news well's been pretty empty folks. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

Kult: +7

Kull: +5

Total: 12

Ratio: 1.40

5 days ago

Unverified

A user of ambiguous repute.

BREAKING NEWS: Every troll named Noelle is the same person! THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

Kult: +5

Kull: +7

Total: 12

Ratio: 0.71

(OOC) 1 week ago

Unverified

A user of ambiguous repute.

((how the fuck do you ragebait? clearly I've been doing it wrong with this account XD

Kult: +17

Kull: +15

Total: 32

Ratio: 1.13

Nova Etoile

(OOC) 1 week ago

Verified

A user of established repute

Disco Connoisseur

This user appreciates the fine arts of disco!

BD-DS-SM

This user is risk-aware, consensually informed, and ready for the whip!

#TagYoureIt

#Its #An #Addiction

@lightupBeats[LB]

((You gotta go deep into reddit or twitter if you want to see professional ragebaitors for inspo))

↩ @lightupBeats[LB]

Unverified

A user of ambiguous repute.

BREAKING NEWS: ((the guttural sound of fear I just made at the thought of touching twitter ever again THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Vriska Serket

(OOC) 1 week ago

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

YOU'RE BLUE NOW.

That is this user's badge.

bisexual

love yourself

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

ɬiqaya

This user loves the slip-sliding traveler, the charming snail.

@araneaeGrapple[AG]

(( I dunno, but I've seemed to perfected it (somehow). You can look at the absurdity on my end as example, if you wish. Lmfaoooooo.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Unverified

A user of ambiguous repute.

BREAKING NEWS: Scientist agree MILFs and DILFs are overrated. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

Kult: +29

Kull: +15

Total: 44

Ratio: 1.93

Nova Etoile

#isupportthegrindthough #fakenews

Verified

A user of established repute

Disco Connoisseur

This user appreciates the fine arts of disco!

BD-DS-SM

This user is risk-aware, consensually informed, and ready for the whip!

#TagYoureIt

#Its #An #Addiction

@lightupBeats[LB]

₍ᐢᐢ₎★ let's see the research then! #fakenews #Isupportthegrindthough

↩ @lightupBeats[LB]

Unverified

A user of ambiguous repute.

BREAKING NEWS: We have it right here! https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?list=RDdQw4w9WgXcQ THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

youtu.beyoutu.be

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @hivemindNews[HN]

Nova Etoile

#ugotyourselfafollow #professionaltrolling

Verified

A user of established repute

Disco Connoisseur

This user appreciates the fine arts of disco!

BD-DS-SM

This user is risk-aware, consensually informed, and ready for the whip!

#TagYoureIt

#Its #An #Addiction

@lightupBeats[LB]

₍ᐢᐢ₎★ Lmaooo I love to see a tradition kept alive #ugotyourselfafollow #professionaltrolling

Unverified

A user of ambiguous repute.

BREAKING NEWS: Cereal is in fact a type of soup. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Unverified

A user of ambiguous repute.

BREAKING NEWS: They're putting chemicals in the water that's turning the fricken frogs gay! THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

Kult: +45

Kull: +20

Total: 65

Ratio: 2.25

Daraya Jonjet

Verified

A user of established repute

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

lesbian

there are many ways to love women... and this user is doing just that!

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

Deverified

A user of unestablished repute

@apatheticApostacy[AA]

▲thank gog there were too many straight frogs in there▼

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Citras Vitrol

@causticCalico[CC]

My m01r41l'5 b33n dr1nk1ng 4 l0t 0f w4t3r l4t3ly... d035 1t turn tr0ll5 g4y t00??? Th4t w0uld 3xpl41n 4 l0t.

↩ @causticCalico[CC]

Unverified

A user of ambiguous repute.

BREAKING NEWS: Trolls really don't need gay water to be gay. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Ril

Fintastic

This user is a seadweller. Surf's up!

Cuttle-y

Is it even possible for a fish to be this CUT-E?!

@vindictiveTautophony[VT]

---- |oh that's better than the chemicals they put in my water sometimes| ____

#medical-horror

Kult: +2

Total: 2

Unverified

A user of ambiguous repute.

Yiffany "Ruby" Longstocking Lalonde-Harley

BREAKING NEWS: Scientist believe the first letter of your name correlates to your intelligence, we'll be sharing the list once it drops. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

Kult: +20

Kull: +5

Total: 25

Ratio: 4.00

Verified

A user of established repute

Puppymoded

This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.

Had to be there.

Survived the security certificate expiration event.

All That Glitters

Includes this user's posts.

Chronic Catturbater

This user is certified cool enough for badges on Chittr.

EMERGENCY MEETING

This user... is sus.

Sunrise Crown

Courtesy of Furann, the Soft Butch King of Lesbian Chittr.

@canineRebel[CR]

is y good. or r.

Kult: +4

Total: 4

Unverified

A user of ambiguous repute.

BREAKING NEWS: We finally fixed the studio and just in time to say YOU ARE ALL FUCKING DEGENERATES. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

Kult: +15

Kull: +5

Total: 20

Ratio: 3.00

ritchard kellingtam

Verified

A user of established repute

Reverified

A user of reestablished repute.

gay for lads

this user is participating in the act of loving men... couldn't be more proud!

#TagYoureIt

#Its #An #Addiction

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

ritchykeldamed

a badge for those with gilded golden taste in riches, and in beautiful men too.

@croesusKingpin[CK]

[#OMEBA#K OF THE #ENTURY]

Unverified

A user of ambiguous repute.

BREAKING NEWS: If you have any idea who might have lit our studio on fire please contact us! THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

Kult: +12

Total: 12

Unverified

A user of ambiguous repute.

BREAKING NEWS: No news to report because out studio has caught fire! THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

Kult: +29

Kull: +27

Total: 56

Ratio: 1.07

THE RUFLETTORE

@croesusKahuna[CK]

[]> WHAT??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????<[]

Xennox Lunzet

ɬiqaya

This user loves the slip-sliding traveler, the charming snail.

YOU'RE BLUE NOW.

That is this user's badge.

Believer of Whimsy

Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.

verifiably kitty

this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober

Clicker Frenzy

This user is chronically online in a unique way.

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

@sardonicDaydreams[SD]

၄⋆၃ OH MY GOG QUESTION MARK

↩ @croesusKahuna[CK]

Unverified

A user of ambiguous repute.

BREAKING NEWS: No one has any idea what happened just that the cameras are down and someone set the studio on fire. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

↩ @sardonicDaydreams[SD]

Unverified

A user of ambiguous repute.

BREAKING NEWS: Very scary no ones been hurt though! THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

Unverified

A user of ambiguous repute.

BREAKING NEWS: Gaslighting isn't real, we're not gaslighting you right now because it's not real. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

Kult: +5

Kull: +2

Total: 7

Ratio: 2.50

Unverified

A user of ambiguous repute.

BREAKING NEWS: Researchers say the hornier you are the less you think. That explains a lot doesn't it? THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

Kult: +30

Kull: +15

Total: 45

Ratio: 2.00

KBB

@jellyGutz[JG]

.⋆♱⃓ Nah, Zometimes I think more when I’m horny. Just not about the right things

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Puppymoded

This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

Prideful

This user participated in the time-honored tradition of existing during Pride Month.

Sunrise Crown

Courtesy of Furann, the Soft Butch King of Lesbian Chittr.

Had to be there.

Survived the security certificate expiration event.

Believer of Whimsy

Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.

@karmaDagger[KD]

this might be one of the few post's from hivemind news that id actually believe

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Moxide D'nitro

Our Holy Mirth

A member of the True Faith. [Technically nondenominational!?]

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

@cheerfulMenagerie[CM]

its in clown scripture after all :o)

Unverified

A user of ambiguous repute.

BREAKING NEWS: Eating pinecones said to increase your lifespan. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

Kull: +10

Total: 10

Unverified

A user of ambiguous repute.

BREAKING NEWS: Interesting update on our reputability. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

Unverified

A user of ambiguous repute.

BREAKING NEWS: ...Simpsons did it. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

Unverified

A user of ambiguous repute.

BREAKING NEWS: We've been informed that...this isn't news this is the episode summary of a troll South Park episode. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

Unverified

A user of ambiguous repute.

BREAKING NEWS: Someone had this message to share: ALL THAT I DESIRE WILL BE MINE THROUGH TOOTH AND CLAW AND BLOOD. #violence possibly THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

#violence

Unverified

A user of ambiguous repute.

BREAKING NEWS: Oh gog oh fuck: THE GREAT GOD PAN IS DEAD! THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Unverified

A user of ambiguous repute.

BREAKING NEWS: A very interesting and 100% true new story: MEDIUMS AND SCIENTIFICS SAY THAT USING THE BUG ZAPPER ON YOUR SLUG WILL GIVE YOU 100 MORE SWEEPS TO LIVE! THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

Kult: +22

Kull: +22

Total: 44

Ratio: 1.00

the ⊹Yaoi Fairy⊹

The Yaoi Fairy

May all your days be yaoiful and blessed by BL.

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

PEACE Elected Official

An elected official of the Party of Earth-C'S Alliance for Citizen Empowerment

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

Believer of Whimsy

Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.

mArk of the beAst

mwAh!

⚣/⚣ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐘𝐀𝐎𝐈

This user is a seelie-certified Yaoi enthusiast.

@cryhoundColortura[CC]

I'M ON MY FUCKING PRONGS AND NU8S 8EGGING YOU N O T TO DO THIS

Kult: +2

Total: 2

KBB

@jellyGutz[JG]

.⋆♱⃓ Bruh

Kult: +2

Total: 2

Unverified

A user of ambiguous repute.