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BREAKING NEWS: We here at Hivemind news know we need to make a studio logo, the issue is our designer is currently just drowning in other work. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
BREAKING NEWS: The person reading this is gay. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
BREAKING NEWS: A purrbeast has broken into the studio! THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
BREAKING NEWS: For you who were curious about the politician that was lying about his height we've gotten updates, there's now also evidence his suits are all rented! THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
BREAKING NEWS: Several local sluts and whores discovered to be virgins. #nsfw THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
BREAKING NEWS: Important politician discovered to be LYING about his height, what else could he be hiding from us? THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
BREAKING NEWS: Lottery winner found stoned outside of Hive, they were then stoned to death. #substance #violence THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
BREAKING NEWS: A troll in a full Shrek costume just robbed a bank with an onion. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
BREAKING NEWS: An old indigo lady was discovered to be the leader of a drug empire, a literal underground drug ring in fact, in more interesting new my neighbor got a new hat. #substance THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
BREAKING NEWS: A troll in an inflatable M&M costume has been spoted mooning trolls out for a midnight stoll on the beach from his boat. It has been confirmed the costume was altered to allow for the mooning. We'll be updating you as the case unfolds. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
BREAKING NEWS: I would like to confirm that yes the neighbor, was Jim. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
BREAKING NEWS: This just in a slitherbeast ate my neighbours hat, in other news my other neighbour is now hiveless. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
BREAKING NEWS: Jim is Hiveless and won't be coming into work anymore. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
BREAKING NEWS: We're now here to report the news. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.








