Hivemind News

3 months ago

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A user of ambiguous repute.

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Unverified

A user of ambiguous repute.

BREAKING NEWS: New currency unveiled by the government, sliced hotdogs! THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

Kult: +24

Kull: +10

Total: 34

Ratio: 2.40

grease

worst goldblood ever

ᴛʜɪs ᴜsᴇʀ ɪs ɴᴏᴛ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ᴀ ɢᴏʟᴅʙʟᴏᴏᴅ.

Fell For It Again

Hey. You just lost the game.

Oblong Meat Product

This is literally just a hotdog.

@twitCad[TC]

im pretty sure that isnt legal tender but i.d take it as a bribe.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Barak Trollbama

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

PEACE Elected Official

An elected official of the Party of Earth-C'S Alliance for Citizen Empowerment

Verified

A user of established repute

Chittrclan

Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!

Tips Dripping

Stay abreast of #DRIPTIPNATION / #DRIPTIPNATIONGIRLEDITION's fantastic life hacks.

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

@barackObama[BO]

apologies for my previous response. this ones real actually.

Kult: +10

Total: 10

Unverified

A user of ambiguous repute.

BREAKING NEWS: New currency in the works, name yet to be unveiled! THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

Kult: +25

Kull: +25

Total: 50

Ratio: 1.00

THE DETECTERROR

Unverified

A user of ambiguous repute.

Job Application

The only one any member of #TeamChud will ever see.

@criticalConspiracist[CC]

DECIET AND TRICKERY. your digital crypto-crappency will FLOP IMMEASURABLY HARD. get a life

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @criticalConspiracist[CC]

Unverified

A user of ambiguous repute.

BREAKING NEWS: We have already been informed it is not a crypto. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

↩ @hivemindNews[HN]

THE DETECTERROR

Unverified

A user of ambiguous repute.

Job Application

The only one any member of #TeamChud will ever see.

@criticalConspiracist[CC]

EVEN BETTER. THAT WAY I CAN BURN IT and laugh at the mockery youve made of yourself

Barak Trollbama

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

PEACE Elected Official

An elected official of the Party of Earth-C'S Alliance for Citizen Empowerment

Verified

A user of established repute

Chittrclan

Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!

Tips Dripping

Stay abreast of #DRIPTIPNATION / #DRIPTIPNATIONGIRLEDITION's fantastic life hacks.

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

@barackObama[BO]

We are using the Caegar and Boondollars on Earth-C, as we always have. A new currency is not in the works on the planet of Earth-C.

↩ @barackObama[BO]

Unverified

A user of ambiguous repute.

BREAKING NEWS: That's not what out sources are saying! THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

Unverified

A user of ambiguous repute.

BREAKING NEWS: All news is fake news. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Unverified

A user of ambiguous repute.

BREAKING NEWS: The news well's been pretty empty folks. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

Kult: +7

Kull: +5

Total: 12

Ratio: 1.40

Unverified

A user of ambiguous repute.

BREAKING NEWS: Every troll named Noelle is the same person! THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

Kult: +5

Kull: +7

Total: 12

Ratio: 0.71

(OOC) 2 months ago

Unverified

A user of ambiguous repute.

((how the fuck do you ragebait? clearly I've been doing it wrong with this account XD

Kult: +17

Kull: +15

Total: 32

Ratio: 1.13

Nova Etoile

(OOC) 2 months ago

Disco Connoisseur

This user appreciates the fine arts of disco!

Cornered Baby

All this user needs is a breakout role!

BD-DS-SM

This user is risk-aware, consensually informed, and ready for the whip!

Verified

A user of established repute

#TrashPandaSupporter

Raccoons are simply the finest beast to ever ransack this user's heart.

@lightupBeats[LB]

((You gotta go deep into reddit or twitter if you want to see professional ragebaitors for inspo))

↩ @lightupBeats[LB]

Unverified

A user of ambiguous repute.

BREAKING NEWS: ((the guttural sound of fear I just made at the thought of touching twitter ever again THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Vriska Serket

(OOC) 2 months ago

@araneaeGrapple[AG]

(( I dunno, but I've seemed to perfected it (somehow). You can look at the absurdity on my end as example, if you wish. Lmfaoooooo.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Unverified

A user of ambiguous repute.

BREAKING NEWS: Scientist agree MILFs and DILFs are overrated. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

Kult: +29

Kull: +15

Total: 44

Ratio: 1.93

Nova Etoile

#isupportthegrindthough #fakenews

Disco Connoisseur

This user appreciates the fine arts of disco!

Cornered Baby

All this user needs is a breakout role!

BD-DS-SM

This user is risk-aware, consensually informed, and ready for the whip!

Verified

A user of established repute

#TrashPandaSupporter

Raccoons are simply the finest beast to ever ransack this user's heart.

@lightupBeats[LB]

₍ᐢᐢ₎★ let's see the research then! #fakenews #Isupportthegrindthough

↩ @lightupBeats[LB]

Unverified

A user of ambiguous repute.

BREAKING NEWS: We have it right here! https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?list=RDdQw4w9WgXcQ THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

youtu.beyoutu.be

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @hivemindNews[HN]

Nova Etoile

#ugotyourselfafollow #professionaltrolling

Disco Connoisseur

This user appreciates the fine arts of disco!

Cornered Baby

All this user needs is a breakout role!

BD-DS-SM

This user is risk-aware, consensually informed, and ready for the whip!

Verified

A user of established repute

#TrashPandaSupporter

Raccoons are simply the finest beast to ever ransack this user's heart.

@lightupBeats[LB]

₍ᐢᐢ₎★ Lmaooo I love to see a tradition kept alive #ugotyourselfafollow #professionaltrolling

Unverified

A user of ambiguous repute.

BREAKING NEWS: Cereal is in fact a type of soup. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Unverified

A user of ambiguous repute.

BREAKING NEWS: They're putting chemicals in the water that's turning the fricken frogs gay! THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

Kult: +45

Kull: +20

Total: 65

Ratio: 2.25

Daraya Jonjet

Verified

A user of established repute

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

lesbian

there are many ways to love women... and this user is doing just that!

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

Deverified

A user of unestablished repute

@apatheticApostacy[AA]

▲thank gog there were too many straight frogs in there▼

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Citras Vitrol

Badge: Get

This user slogged through Moderator Dirk's boring badge rant.

@causticCalico[CC]

My m01r41l'5 b33n dr1nk1ng 4 l0t 0f w4t3r l4t3ly... d035 1t turn tr0ll5 g4y t00??? Th4t w0uld 3xpl41n 4 l0t.

↩ @causticCalico[CC]

Unverified

A user of ambiguous repute.

BREAKING NEWS: Trolls really don't need gay water to be gay. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Rilmys

Fintastic

This user is a seadweller. Surf's up!

Cuttle-y

Is it even possible for a fish to be this CUT-E?!

ɬiqaya

This user loves the slip-sliding traveler, the charming snail.

@vindictiveTautophony[VT]

---- |oh that's better than the chemicals they put in my water sometimes| ____

#medical-horror

Kult: +2

Total: 2

Unverified

A user of ambiguous repute.

Yiffany "Ruby" Longstocking Lalonde-Harley

BREAKING NEWS: Scientist believe the first letter of your name correlates to your intelligence, we'll be sharing the list once it drops. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

Kult: +20

Kull: +5

Total: 25

Ratio: 4.00

Verified

A user of established repute

Puppymoded

This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.

Had to be there.

Survived the security certificate expiration event.

EMERGENCY MEETING

This user... is sus.

first guardian

with infinite power comes infinite responsibility

Fell For It Again

Hey. You just lost the game.

Sunrise Crown

Courtesy of Furann, the Soft Butch King of Lesbian Chittr.

@canineRebel[CR]

is y good. or r.

Kult: +4

Total: 4

Unverified

A user of ambiguous repute.

RITCHY MOLLEI BYRONI PASEMA

BREAKING NEWS: We finally fixed the studio and just in time to say YOU ARE ALL FUCKING DEGENERATES. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

Kult: +15

Kull: +5

Total: 20

Ratio: 3.00

@croesusKingpin[CK]

[#OMEBA#K OF THE #ENTURY]

Unverified

A user of ambiguous repute.

BREAKING NEWS: If you have any idea who might have lit our studio on fire please contact us! THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

Kult: +12

Total: 12

Unverified

A user of ambiguous repute.

BREAKING NEWS: No news to report because out studio has caught fire! THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

Kult: +29

Kull: +27

Total: 56

Ratio: 1.07

THE RUFLETTORE

@croesusKahuna[CK]

[]> WHAT??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????<[]

Xennox Lunzet

Believer of Whimsy

Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.

verifiably kitty

this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober

Clicker Frenzy

This user is chronically online in a unique way.

YOU'RE BLUE NOW.

That is this user's badge.

Bad Squishy!

Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.

Keykeeper

This user holds the keys to the Inbetween.

@sardonicDaydreams[SD]

၄⋆၃ OH MY GOG QUESTION MARK

↩ @croesusKahuna[CK]

Unverified

A user of ambiguous repute.

BREAKING NEWS: No one has any idea what happened just that the cameras are down and someone set the studio on fire. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

↩ @sardonicDaydreams[SD]

Unverified

A user of ambiguous repute.

BREAKING NEWS: Very scary no ones been hurt though! THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

Unverified

A user of ambiguous repute.

BREAKING NEWS: Gaslighting isn't real, we're not gaslighting you right now because it's not real. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

Kull: +2

Total: 2

Unverified

A user of ambiguous repute.

BREAKING NEWS: Researchers say the hornier you are the less you think. That explains a lot doesn't it? THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

Kult: +30

Kull: +15

Total: 45

Ratio: 2.00

KBB

@jellyGutz[JG]

.⋆♱⃓ Nah, Zometimes I think more when I’m horny. Just not about the right things

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Puppymoded

This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

Prideful

This user participated in the time-honored tradition of existing during Pride Month.

Sunrise Crown

Courtesy of Furann, the Soft Butch King of Lesbian Chittr.

Had to be there.

Survived the security certificate expiration event.

Believer of Whimsy

Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.

@karmaDagger[KD]

this might be one of the few post's from hivemind news that id actually believe

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Moxide D'nitro

Our Holy Mirth

A member of the True Faith. [Technically nondenominational!?]

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

Clicker Frenzy

This user is chronically online in a unique way.

Hallowhiskers

This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!

@cheerfulMenagerie[CM]

its in clown scripture after all :o)

Unverified

A user of ambiguous repute.

BREAKING NEWS: Eating pinecones said to increase your lifespan. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

Kull: +10

Total: 10

Unverified

A user of ambiguous repute.

BREAKING NEWS: Interesting update on our reputability. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

Unverified

A user of ambiguous repute.

BREAKING NEWS: ...Simpsons did it. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

Unverified

A user of ambiguous repute.

BREAKING NEWS: We've been informed that...this isn't news this is the episode summary of a troll South Park episode. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

Unverified

A user of ambiguous repute.