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We are the News keeping you updated all hours of the day. Assistant writer: Gander Grimzl

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((how the fuck do you ragebait? clearly I've been doing it wrong with this account XD

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((You gotta go deep into reddit or twitter if you want to see professional ragebaitors for inspo))

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BREAKING NEWS: ((the guttural sound of fear I just made at the thought of touching twitter ever again THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

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BREAKING NEWS: Scientist agree MILFs and DILFs are overrated. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

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₍ᐢᐢ₎★ let's see the research then! #fakenews #Isupportthegrindthough

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BREAKING NEWS: We have it right here! https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?list=RDdQw4w9WgXcQ THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

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BREAKING NEWS: They're putting chemicals in the water that's turning the fricken frogs gay! THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

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My m01r41l'5 b33n dr1nk1ng 4 l0t 0f w4t3r l4t3ly... d035 1t turn tr0ll5 g4y t00??? Th4t w0uld 3xpl41n 4 l0t.

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BREAKING NEWS: Trolls really don't need gay water to be gay. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

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BREAKING NEWS: No news to report because out studio has caught fire! THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

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၄⋆၃ OH MY GOG QUESTION MARK

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BREAKING NEWS: No one has any idea what happened just that the cameras are down and someone set the studio on fire. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

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BREAKING NEWS: Very scary no ones been hurt though! THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

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BREAKING NEWS: Butches aren't allowed to take bubble baths, you're just not a butch if you like taking a nice bubble bath. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

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BREAKING NEWS: We are a team of people, you need to be more specific. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

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breaking news bunnies actually proven to be so so wonderful.

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BREAKING NEWS: Fake News! THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

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i'm gonna stop thinking :)

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BREAKING NEWS: That shouldn't be hard for you, you think less than us! THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

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BREAKING NEWS: Hopbeast/rabbits discovered to exist but are one of the least interesting and most unimportant creature to exist, there's no reason to like them. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

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They c4n be 900d t0 e4t

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BREAKING NEWS: You make a good point we'll have to update this story. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

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BREAKING NEWS: Reserchers say if you are 6 sweeps or older and still sleep with a plush creature you are immature, a loser, and a grub. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

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does sleeping with someone who consider's herself a plush and has a plush fursona count

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BREAKING NEWS: It at least shows signs of mental illness. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

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But my Macrocheles plush creature,,,,

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BREAKING NEWS: Looooooser THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

Howv could you say no to this face???? Ok granted this is from a totally different clade,,,, but STILL my point stands!!!! https://mostwished....co....uk/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/627078d5-df8d-4e10-9d88-f0c4197a2e09....jpg

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BREAKING NEWS: Congratulations you proved our point! THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

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BREAKING NEWS: The children really do yearn for the mines! THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

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BREAKING NEWS: The what? THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

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BREAKING NEWS: Eridan shared with us this news story: yellowblooded trollop with a snazzy wolfcut an metal arms STILL has famed sea dweller prince eridan unchained ampora BLOCKED WHY WONT THEY UNBLOCK HIM ...this isn't news this is just pathetic, I'm sorry to the person described in this post, not even the whole team just me the host, I personally am sorry for you. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

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thank fuck theres a newws source peddlin in actual honest to god gossip

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BREAKING NEWS: Dude I do not side vvith you, get help nnan. Sincerely the host. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

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i will never unblock btw

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BREAKING NEWS: Good for you, seriously. Sincerely the host. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

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BREAKING NEWS: Door guy shared with us...Doors and forks now bad it's door forks coming for kill they're not help very bad Um...ok? We really need to filter these stories, just in general. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

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what

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BREAKING NEWS: That's what I'm wondering. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

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Ah yEs thEy dO thIs wIth vArIOUs Ask blOgs jUst bEwArE fOr hAUntIngs

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BREAKING NEWS: We're not an ask blog though, we are a news station? THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

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BREAKING NEWS: An anon has informed us that Chittr CEO Mocáli Flaske has been supposedly found embezzling chittr caegar funds into developing their own vocaloid HOLY SHIT! THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

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BREAKING NEWS: We might need it for this one, thank you. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

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BREAKING NEWS: Loyalty is for suckers, betray your friends, cheat in all your quadrants, we don't have a third example. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

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Why Cheat When You Could Just Have Polyamory? –xoxo

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BREAKING NEWS: Both, both are good. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

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No, Don't Cheat –xoxo

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BREAKING NEWS: Yes, cheat, cheating is fun. This joke isn't causeing psychic damage to the writer at all. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

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I Could Mind Control You To Slap Yourself In The Face Right Now –xoxo

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BREAKING NEWS: Just don't kill the host. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.