Hivemind News
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We are the News keeping you updated all hours of the day. Assistant writer: Gander Grimzl
((how the fuck do you ragebait? clearly I've been doing it wrong with this account XD
BREAKING NEWS: Scientist agree MILFs and DILFs are overrated. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
BREAKING NEWS: They're putting chemicals in the water that's turning the fricken frogs gay! THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
BREAKING NEWS: No news to report because out studio has caught fire! THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
BREAKING NEWS: Butches aren't allowed to take bubble baths, you're just not a butch if you like taking a nice bubble bath. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

breaking news bunnies actually proven to be so so wonderful.

i'm gonna stop thinking :)
BREAKING NEWS: Hopbeast/rabbits discovered to exist but are one of the least interesting and most unimportant creature to exist, there's no reason to like them. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
BREAKING NEWS: Reserchers say if you are 6 sweeps or older and still sleep with a plush creature you are immature, a loser, and a grub. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
BREAKING NEWS: The children really do yearn for the mines! THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
BREAKING NEWS: Eridan shared with us this news story: yellowblooded trollop with a snazzy wolfcut an metal arms STILL has famed sea dweller prince eridan unchained ampora BLOCKED WHY WONT THEY UNBLOCK HIM ...this isn't news this is just pathetic, I'm sorry to the person described in this post, not even the whole team just me the host, I personally am sorry for you. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
BREAKING NEWS: Door guy shared with us...Doors and forks now bad it's door forks coming for kill they're not help very bad Um...ok? We really need to filter these stories, just in general. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
BREAKING NEWS: An anon has informed us that Chittr CEO Mocáli Flaske has been supposedly found embezzling chittr caegar funds into developing their own vocaloid HOLY SHIT! THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
BREAKING NEWS: Loyalty is for suckers, betray your friends, cheat in all your quadrants, we don't have a third example. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.













