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BREAKING NEWS: The person reading this is gay. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
honestly bi more than anything else but i lean towards women.
BREAKING NEWS: You are very valid! THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
BREAKING NEWS: Important politician discovered to be LYING about his height, what else could he be hiding from us? THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
✧˗ˏˋWE NEED TO FIND THAT GUY AND GUT HIM🐟🐟🐟, THIS IS AN OUTRAGE YOU CAN'T JUST LIE ABOUT SHIT LIKE THATˎˊ˗✦
BREAKING NEWS: We here at Hivemind News agree THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
BREAKING NEWS: An old indigo lady was discovered to be the leader of a drug empire, a literal underground drug ring in fact, in more interesting new my neighbor got a new hat. #substance THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
you know.. i’m not really surprised by any of this.
BREAKING NEWS: We at the studio agree, it was only a mater of time before my neighbor bought a new hat. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
was it at least a good hat? like one that looked good on them? or was it a silly one?
BREAKING NEWS: We at the studio mostly agree he looks good in it, except ksatia who thinks he looks like an idiot, but they're ex matesprits that had a nasty breakup so we don't put much stock in that. He cheated on them with Jim. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.