Pluuto
@convwergentAdaptation
Hey!!!! Dr. Pluuto Pithos,,,, PhD.... Astrobiologist & Terrorfauna Specialist Please don't be shy I'm literally nice!!!!
|| OOC BIO || Name: Pluuto Pithos Age: 28 sweeps Indigo alt of @lovwerboy. Don't vworry about it. Lead Eviscerator of Biological Research of the Alternian Empire. Terrorfauna groupie. Rockstar. Descendant of the Huntsman Dualscar. Sublimated the horrors of watching lots of things die on the daily into a STRONG passion for understanding anything and everything about native and extraterrestrial life that could pose a threat to the Empire. Thinks aliens are really cool, dead or alive zz8) Attends rock concerts for fun, dreams of becoming influential enough to start his own garage rock band someday....maybe someday.... Notable features: Full body ink of extraterrestrial creatures, neotenic mutation of left eye never filled in with adult blood color, slowed growth rate, piebaldism/premature graying, farsighted astigmatism. Idiosyncracies: Overly friendly and familiar, reactive, indecisive, inflexible, passive aggressive, NERVOUS, easily occupied and entertained with any novelty, Just a xerox copy of Newton Geiszler a la PacRim into a Saturn skin. REF (ART BY MOI) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8c81294b2a69.png
PLEASE g'lb let there be troll sized diatoms somevwhere out there in the univwerse,,,, and let them happen in my lifetime,,,, and let them get sent directly to my airlock,,,, please please please please!!!! I'm suffering,,,, and dying,,,, and my block is a sad geometry-less travwesty!!!!
No I'm cool I'm chill!!!! Mb usually my hypotheticals don't instantaneously appear out of novwhere!!!!
I receivwe a newv imperial sanctioned poster of the Empress and a copy of Plagueboy magazine evwery three svweeps as part of my rations drop and that's usually enough to get by but if I get really lonely I talk to one of the specimens here I'm not really supposed to talk about.... Uh.... I mean I like people in general really!!!!
I am my owvn best company!!!! I am so good at spending time vwith myself!!!! My social habits leavwe nothing on the table!!!! Off the table???? Vwhatevwer,,,, my behavwiors are just vwery good that's all....
꧁Pluuto? And Saturn? cantwait. tomeet. uranus. thisispurelyajokeihavenoromanticorsensualinterest inyou. respectfully.ijust seeanopportunity anditake it. #NSFW꧂
That is a-okay vwith me cause I havwe like ZERO interest in other trolls unless they fit a pretty specific caliber hahahaha!!!! That said!!!! Good one....
Also this is legit vwhy I nevwer vwent into troglodytology!!!! You gotta account for blinds and sample bias and informed/uninformed/lackthereof consent and guess vwhat,,,, it's a total buzzkiiiiiiiillllllll!!!! I mean yeah,,,, there's still SOME accounting for it in extraterrestrial life!!!! But at least like,,,, vwoluntary or not doesn't really matter,,,, and it's usually so exploratory still that most of it isn't experimental design.... Yet!!!!
⫸ this s⨀unds very interesting! i think i've he4rd ⨀f y⨀ur w⨀rk bef⨀re. im 4 bi⨀chemistry student ⨀f the 4lterni4n uni, nice t⨀ see y⨀u here :-)
Vwait vwhat???? Hahaha I mean yeah,,,, YEAH!!!! Probably I guess you havwe!!!! No biggie,,,, that's cool!!!! AU is a good schoolfeed,,,, just make sure not to get sliced and diced during the OATs!!!!
Getting rando blood isn't evwen like,,,, that good of a methodology evwen,,,, tbh.... Like BARE minimum I guess it's good for randomized testing but that's like,,,, vwhat???? Still skewved tovwards vwolunteer bias???? I GUESS you could take that into account but still,,,, kinda cringe data my dude....
I'm doing really good at friends and foes and neutral acquaintances....
[ Hello, you incredible, persistent creature. ]
Gh.... Vwhich part did you think vwas most charming btvw???? Just so I knowv????
IF I CAN ONLY 8E ONE THING IT IS PERSISTANT !! I WAS PUT ON ALTERNIA TO ENDURE !!
[ All of it. Very charming. ]
[ And persist you have. That is a likeable trait. ]
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I mean yeah there's nothing vwrong vwith it IN A VWACUUM!!!! But I'm not in a vwacuum,,,, the only vwacuum I'm in is the vwacuum of space!!!! I am vwery much not in a vwacuum of bias and/or skewved observwations.... Also it's not evwen the robot parts that do it for me really???? Like it's hot sure but robot is kinda phenominally underselling howv sleek the interior biomass is,,,, vwhich is uh.... Uh.... Anyvway!!!! I am a reliable narrator of information....
yeah sounds good and or no way man, whichever is applica8le here
Yeah vwell I like my reactions too,,,, that's vwhy I say them usually!!!! I havwe to hear myself talk a lot so like I better like the vway it sounds,,,, kinda lucky that!!!!
:33 < *ac purrs mew a brimming glass of chameowmeow tea*
Oh hey,,,, thanks!!!! Anyvway it's FIIIIINE I'll just vwait for the next time I get my bi-perigree treat ration box!!!!
kin onion thing. would you let him be creepy at you y/y? )) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e29f9d86cbd8.jpg
(( THE BOTTOM RIGHTTTT +1 for peak -1 for That Guy
| cld get so mcuh freAk|er on here.. #sgguestve
:33< i only like weird things sorry
So AM!!!! @iAm !!!! Let's talk about the AM please can vwe talk about the AM I'vwe been dying to talk about the AM!!!! The newv bod right???? The troll one???? The one vwith all that fuschia and all that evwerything???? Not that I'm SAYING it's a one to one obvwiously it's not an actual fuschia that'd be,,,, that'd be crazy nuts.... Uh.... Anyway,,,, specs!!!! 1.... Literally the most drool vworthy circulatory system I'vwe evwer seen in something inorganic???? He has lots of capillaries in the distal limbs it's vwery vwoof.... The arteries pump!!!! Enough said!!!! Pusher kinda goes more mechanical so it's not much for me to dig into but still vwery uhhhh,,,, good!!!! 2.... AM vwas a total doll and let me havwe at the nervwe bundles along the main support column,,,, the reflexes on that puppy are unreal!!!! I mean yeah yeah yeah of course they vwould be it's pretty much a modified system of neuron vwiring used in helming on small closed scale of course it's gonna be sensitivwe!!!! Granted electrical vwork gets kinda out there for me but jesus,,,, jesus the electrolyte gradient AM's souped up in is such a simple thing of beauty and I'm going to take the mental image of those dendrite biopsy slides burned into the back of my retina all the vway to my gravwe!!!! 3.... Uh vwhat else--OH yeah the interstitium betvween all the different internals and mechanical parts???? Surprisingly fleshy???? Surprisingly fuschia???? Might be actual collagen???? Need to do some more digging there!!!! 4.... And uhhhhI guess maybe another time if I get to take a crack at the CNS,,,, maybe,,,, someday???? I could go on and on.... Gorgeous creature,,,, I dunno vwhy a robot has adipose tissue but definitely not bad to look at!!!! I need a nap.... #nsfw #gore
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LOOK look look it's not about that!!!! I don't need to think something is HOT for it to be the most beautiful thing I'vwe evwer seen!!!!
< THIS WAS A VERY INFORMATIVE POST, BUT IT'S ALSO VERY HOT. >
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𖦹 Need you to go Ms Frizle in dere and bring a camera 𖦹
𖦹 Dis also very informative btw don't get me wrong. Thank ya for sharin 𖦹
Do I look like some kind of second rate schoolfeed biotech assistant???? Of course I fucking took pictures!!!! But as for the Ms Frizle thing,,,, yeah.... I am she,,,, she is me!!!!
𖦹 Nah podna I don't doubt you took pics I meant for da Ms Frizle thing like a livestream 𖦹
OK gonna AM post in a bit,,,, bear vwith me!!!!
I need a gallon of vwater,,,, a saline IVW drip,,,, and five pounds of fried grain product.... I'll uh I'll debrief about it tomorrow!!!! But to summarize: 100/10,,,, vwould again,,,, anytime anyvwhere!!!! Thanks @iAm for the experience!!!!
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im so fucking normal you have no idea
Vwowv AM's got.... LOTS!!!! of stuff to vwork vwith here!!!! A lesser guy might feel inadequate haha.... But vwe adapt vwe press on!!!! Ok ok I'm gone!!!! Depending on howv much I need to keep my gums zipped aftervwards I'll keep you all posted!!!! zz:]
Is that a slug....
𖦹 A lot to unpack in just 3 chitts podna 𖦹
Vwell call me fucking Troll FedEx the vway I'm vwhisking this packed shit on its vway at lightspeed!!!! I'vwe got a sleek beautiful biomech to get elbowvs deep into!!!! You think I got time to vworry about this????
𖦹 F'sho f'sho you right. Carry on I'm livin and learnin vicariously through you. 𖦹
[ That is Ted. ]
Got a date getting to knowv AM's insides tonight,,,, vwish me luck!!!!
[ This could not have been phrased any worse. I'll let you have it. ]
[ It's not. You're phrasing is awful. ]
It's an ACCURATE description!!!! Vwhy is that a problem!!!!
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|| OOC BIO || Name: Pluuto Pithos Age: 28 sweeps Indigo alt of @lovwerboy. Don't vworry about it. Lead Eviscerator of Biological Research of the Alternian Empire. Terrorfauna groupie. Rockstar. Descendant of the Huntsman Dualscar. Sublimated the horrors of watching lots of things die on the daily into a STRONG passion for understanding anything and everything about native and extraterrestrial life that could pose a threat to the Empire. Thinks aliens are really cool, dead or alive zz8) Attends rock concerts for fun, dreams of becoming influential enough to start his own garage rock band someday....maybe someday.... Notable features: Full body ink of extraterrestrial creatures, neotenic mutation of left eye never filled in with adult blood color, slowed growth rate, piebaldism/premature graying, farsighted astigmatism. Idiosyncracies: Overly friendly and familiar, reactive, indecisive, inflexible, passive aggressive, NERVOUS, easily occupied and entertained with any novelty, Just a xerox copy of Newton Geiszler a la PacRim into a Saturn skin. REF (ART BY MOI) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8c81294b2a69.png