Pluuto
@convwergentAdaptation
Hey!!!! Dr. Pluuto Pithos,,,, PhD.... Astrobiologist & Terrorfauna Specialist Please don't be shy I'm literally nice!!!!
Oh so I guess I'm ALL ALONE in thinking that the entomopathogen that co-evwolvwed vwith us has a certain kind of allure!!!! It's a thought experiment!!!! It's not serious!!!! It's hypothetical!!!!
you are 1n fact not alone, 1ts fasc1nat1ng
THANK you!!!! I knowv I'm not crazy!!!! Ophyocordyceps is the prettiest girl at the ball and she knowvs howv to steal pushers!!!! And digestivwe sacs.... And pans.... And air sacs.... Kind of evwerything actually,,,, uh....
see, 1 was just apprec1at1ng the funky th1ng but now you made 1t we1rd
Vwait vwhat no no no no I vwas unvweirding it!!!! It's still funky!!!! I'm clarifying!!!! Besides that vwould be like,,,, VWILDLY impractical just in terms of logistics,,,, so it doesn't evwen really matter anyvway!!!! Anyvway vwe vwere talking about howv quirky and cute it is that it takes ovwer the central nervwous system right???? Vwe can go back to that????
Do you think anyone's evwer made troglodytitic cordyceps into a............no nevwermind,,,, it's stupid.... #nsfw
VvvvvvvvvvvV ૮×ﻌoა 💬 no plea'se, keep talking ^^^^^^^^^^
VvvvvvvvvvvV ૮×ﻌoა 💬 yeah ૮˵×ﻌ¬˵ა 💭 no im just curious and weird ^^^^^^^^^^
Vwhich vway am I supposed to take that!!!! Anyvway!!!! Since you asked!!!! I'm JUST SAYING I vwonder if anyone's evwer designed one of those trollified avwatars for cordyceps that's all.... Yknowv vwith the cute outfits and pin up eyecandy stuff!!!! Vwhy vwhat did to think I vwas gonna say????
VvvvvvvvvvvV ૮×ﻌoა 💬 ૮×ﻌoა 💬 ૮×ﻌoა 💬 ૮×ﻌ¬ა 💬 nothing dont worry your pretty little head about it highbie ^^^^^^^^^^
googke wtf us diatome how to pretend to be germ google helpness gogo show me da ansaer please GOD DAMNIT googoo ANSAWAR MENESS
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IMSORRY NESS IM A SICKFUCGING FREAK I SHOULD DIE . I CANT KEEP GETTINGAWAY EITH THISNESS
Vwait vwait vwait vwait it's okay!!!! It's ok chill!!!! So like,,,, if you're not the diatom of my dreams,,,, then vwhat are you????
im aseacreature of the #sea #theseaness squing onmy head
I mean.... I mean I'm still chill vw that if you're chill vw that!!!! Hold on hold on let me revwind.... Hey squid....
Maybe.... I'm kind of in a round the clock research situation!!!! But a different orb sounds fun and scary and not at all like a death sentence!!!! At least no more than usual!!!!
YOU CANTCOME TOMY ORB NONODY CAN CONE TO MY ORBNESS i fucgking LIEEDDDDD
Vwhat!!!! Come on!!!! Howv many times are you gonna play vwith my pusher in one night???? D'XZZ
PLEASE g'lb let there be troll sized diatoms somevwhere out there in the univwerse,,,, and let them happen in my lifetime,,,, and let them get sent directly to my airlock,,,, please please please please!!!! I'm suffering,,,, and dying,,,, and my block is a sad geometry-less travwesty!!!!
No I'm cool I'm chill!!!! Mb usually my hypotheticals don't instantaneously appear out of novwhere!!!!
I receivwe a newv imperial sanctioned poster of the Empress and a copy of Plagueboy magazine evwery three svweeps as part of my rations drop and that's usually enough to get by but if I get really lonely I talk to one of the specimens here I'm not really supposed to talk about.... Uh.... I mean I like people in general really!!!!
⦓ Sometimes I think it would be nice to be an animal and then I remember that trolls are also animals. Yay? ⦔