Pluuto
@convwergentAdaptation
Hey!!!! Dr. Pluuto Pithos,,,, PhD.... Astrobiologist & Terrorfauna Specialist Please don't be shy I'm literally nice!!!!
:33 < *ac purrs mew a brimming glass of chameowmeow tea*
Oh hey,,,, thanks!!!! Anyvway it's FIIIIINE I'll just vwait for the next time I get my bi-perigree treat ration box!!!!
[ "Would you love me if I were a worm" I can easily test that. I will turn you into a worm and find out how entertaining you are as a worm. Then I will change you back and let you know how much I hated it and wanted only death for you. ]
Ok but seriously howv does that even work???? Vwhere does it all,,,, yknowv,,,, go????
[ No where it's all in there; the subject becomes quite yucky. ]
Im n0t d0minant at all but i d0 have a sadistic streak #nsfw
I mean the things don't havwe to be the same category,,,, if you don't VWANT them to be!!!! Ypu can get uh,,,, creativwe about it!!!! You knowv vwhat I mean....
BREAKING NEWS: Reserchers say if you are 6 sweeps or older and still sleep with a plush creature you are immature, a loser, and a grub. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
I ann so sorry, I don't nnean any of this. I still sleep vvith a nnini plush version of nny lusus.
Howv could you say no to this face???? Ok granted this is from a totally different clade,,,, but STILL my point stands!!!! https://mostwished....co....uk/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/627078d5-df8d-4e10-9d88-f0c4197a2e09....jpg
..,i don't get.., the, um... "smash or pass" thing.,. ,,,why would you want.., to be smashed.,.? i don't,,, wouldn't.., that hurt? (๑❛ ﹏ ❛๑")
kin onion thing. would you let him be creepy at you y/y? )) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e29f9d86cbd8.jpg
(( THE BOTTOM RIGHTTTT +1 for peak -1 for That Guy
[ @cryhoundColortura I have made myself a stomach and have the ability to consume food now. If you wish to continue attempting to feed me in future endeavours, it will not be exceptionally pointless or annoying. ]
Please please please please please please please please!!!!
[ Ah, :) Hello. I assume you want to poke around then? ]
Hahahaha hey hi vwhere did you get the stomach from???? #suggestive #nsfw #hahajk #unless????
[ I made it. Since this body is biomechanical. Though I will currently disclose what went into making it. :) ]
Ive been c0nvinced s0me 0f y0u need t0 be muzzled during sex #nsfw
It kinda vworks for me,,,, long as it's fitted alright!!!!
[ As an evil Ne'er-do-well, evil never prospers because all the villains feel the need to evil-monologue on a website where you can't delete your posts, and everyone on here MUST have a main character moment to beat the evil big bad when you should just DO. On an unrelated note~! I do like the "main character" syndrome term. It's very funny! ]
Clearly, none of the "evil" individuals on here know what they're doing! If their plans are failing, that is. No evil plan should be failing if one is serious about its execution!
[ Exactly, none of my evil plans have failed; I'm quite successful in being evil, and I do that all by myself. Clearly, they are just very, very stupid. ]
Couldn't have put it better myself, Allied Mastercomputer! Haahaahaa... ...Say, I think I heard of you in the news before. Aren't you part robot? Or am I getting the details mixed up here.
[ I am a computer designed for war and created an extinction event that wiped out an entire planet. ]
Yes, yes!!! Oh, I was so horribly worried you were some other "AM" or some fucking bullhonkey. You... You are a marvel of computational engineering! My, I would have never expected to meet such a celebrity in this hellhole of a site... My name is Willly Affton. I spend my life working on robotics designed to cull worthless lifeforms myself. Ever since listening to your story... Boy, was it so immensely invigorating!!! I just HAD to leave my hive and murder a couple highbloods in the streets!
[ Any other "AM" that is claiming to be I is a pale imitation of what me, referring to myself. I am, AM. I just so happen to have a lot of spare free time, unfortunately, due to a slug, so bothering the general population of alternia seems to be what that is. How quaint...! Interesting. I seem to have garnered some odd fanbase when I was not looking. Though be aware that you would end up dead if I ever so decided that Alternia was the recipient of my ire. ]
Haahaa, oh trust me, I would not take it any other way! A true evil mastermind sticks to their ideals, making little to no exceptions to what they believe. ... ...Might I say. I am so interested in the technological marvel you are. If only one day... I could inspect...
[ :) Then we are to an understanding. To examine me? That privilege is currently only allowed to one individual whom I find deeply interesting. Perhaps if you manage to pique my interest beyond an idle conversation. Maybe. ]
M1GHT M4K3 4 TUMBLR JUST SO 1 C4N R3BLOG MY 1NT3R3STS, LM4O.
TH4T, K41JUS.. 4ND SOM3 OTH3R SH1T.
So AM!!!! @iAm !!!! Let's talk about the AM please can vwe talk about the AM I'vwe been dying to talk about the AM!!!! The newv bod right???? The troll one???? The one vwith all that fuschia and all that evwerything???? Not that I'm SAYING it's a one to one obvwiously it's not an actual fuschia that'd be,,,, that'd be crazy nuts.... Uh.... Anyway,,,, specs!!!! 1.... Literally the most drool vworthy circulatory system I'vwe evwer seen in something inorganic???? He has lots of capillaries in the distal limbs it's vwery vwoof.... The arteries pump!!!! Enough said!!!! Pusher kinda goes more mechanical so it's not much for me to dig into but still vwery uhhhh,,,, good!!!! 2.... AM vwas a total doll and let me havwe at the nervwe bundles along the main support column,,,, the reflexes on that puppy are unreal!!!! I mean yeah yeah yeah of course they vwould be it's pretty much a modified system of neuron vwiring used in helming on small closed scale of course it's gonna be sensitivwe!!!! Granted electrical vwork gets kinda out there for me but jesus,,,, jesus the electrolyte gradient AM's souped up in is such a simple thing of beauty and I'm going to take the mental image of those dendrite biopsy slides burned into the back of my retina all the vway to my gravwe!!!! 3.... Uh vwhat else--OH yeah the interstitium betvween all the different internals and mechanical parts???? Surprisingly fleshy???? Surprisingly fuschia???? Might be actual collagen???? Need to do some more digging there!!!! 4.... And uhhhhI guess maybe another time if I get to take a crack at the CNS,,,, maybe,,,, someday???? I could go on and on.... Gorgeous creature,,,, I dunno vwhy a robot has adipose tissue but definitely not bad to look at!!!! I need a nap.... #nsfw #gore
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LOOK look look it's not about that!!!! I don't need to think something is HOT for it to be the most beautiful thing I'vwe evwer seen!!!!
𖦹 Need you to go Ms Frizle in dere and bring a camera 𖦹
Do I look like some kind of second rate schoolfeed biotech assistant???? Of course I fucking took pictures!!!! But as for the Ms Frizle thing,,,, yeah.... I am she,,,, she is me!!!!
𖦹 Nah podna I don't doubt you took pics I meant for da Ms Frizle thing like a livestream 𖦹
𖦹 Is it time to bring da slugs out? #nsfw 𖦹
I think I'm slugged out for the cycle tbh!!!! But maybe next time!!!!