Hivemind News: "Loyalty is for suckers, betray your friends, cheat in all yo…"

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A user of ambiguous repute.

BREAKING NEWS: I've only been host for a day be patient with me. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

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Laika Harley

Puppymoded

This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.

transgender

love yourself

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

nonbinary

love yourself

EMERGENCY MEETING

This user... is sus.

@uprootedGarden[UG]

i can do both

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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A user of ambiguous repute.

Johnathan "The Cyclone" Egbert

BREAKING NEWS: We are very much an official source for fake or real but pointless and stupid news. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

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@everlastingBreath[EB]

i'm begging the news to stop trying to steal my goat and tickle my taint at the same time.

The Escort

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A user of established repute

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

@scornfulGallist[SG]

Why Cheat When You Could Just Have Polyamory? –xoxo

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A user of ambiguous repute.

BREAKING NEWS: Both, both are good. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

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The Escort

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Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

@scornfulGallist[SG]

No, Don't Cheat –xoxo

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BREAKING NEWS: Yes, cheat, cheating is fun. This joke isn't causeing psychic damage to the writer at all. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

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The Escort

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A user of established repute

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

@scornfulGallist[SG]

I Could Mind Control You To Slap Yourself In The Face Right Now –xoxo

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