Hivemind News

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BREAKING NEWS: We here at Hivemind news know we need to make a studio logo, the issue is our designer is currently just drowning in other work. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

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BREAKING NEWS: The person reading this is gay. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

Kult: +54

Kull: +35

Total: 89

Ratio: 1.54

Gander Grimzl

@teleVisionary[TV]

I FEEL HAPPY, SO. YEA!!!

Kult: +2

Total: 2

Atrian Elarit

@castleYokle[CY]

FUCK

Kult: +2

Total: 2

Lepida Fidrak

@gestaltCreophage[GC]

>80 OKAY >8P

Kult: +2

Total: 2

Tavros nitram

@adiosToreador[AT]

gOD DAMMIT

Kult: +2

Total: 2

Clawdeen Wolf

@clawrendAnthromorph[CA]

honestly bi more than anything else but i lean towards women.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

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BREAKING NEWS: You are very valid! THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

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Clawdeen Wolf

@clawrendAnthromorph[CA]

thanks.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

12 hours ago

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BREAKING NEWS: A purrbeast has broken into the studio! THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

Kult: +32

Kull: +10

Total: 42

Ratio: 3.20

Nepeta Leijon

12 hours ago

@arsenicPurrfect[AP]

:33 < mew wanna break too!

Ritchy Keldam

12 hours ago

@croesusKingpin[CK]

[WOW HOPE YALL #AT#H IT]

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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BREAKING NEWS: For you who were curious about the politician that was lying about his height we've gotten updates, there's now also evidence his suits are all rented! THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

Kult: +10

Kull: +5

Total: 15

Ratio: 2.00

Ritchy Keldam

@croesusKingpin[CK]

[OH WHAT THE HELL]

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BREAKING NEWS: Several local sluts and whores discovered to be virgins. #nsfw THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

#nsfw

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BREAKING NEWS: Important politician discovered to be LYING about his height, what else could he be hiding from us? THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

Kult: +10

Kull: +10

Total: 20

Ratio: 1.00

Pristine Saint Pitch

@showtimeExecutor[SE]

✧˗ˏˋWE NEED TO FIND THAT GUY AND GUT HIM🐟🐟🐟, THIS IS AN OUTRAGE YOU CAN'T JUST LIE ABOUT SHIT LIKE THATˎˊ˗✦

↩ @showtimeExecutor[SE]

BREAKING NEWS: We here at Hivemind News agree THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

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BREAKING NEWS: Lottery winner found stoned outside of Hive, they were then stoned to death. #substance #violence THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

#violence #substance

Kult: +7

Total: 7

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BREAKING NEWS: A troll in a full Shrek costume just robbed a bank with an onion. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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BREAKING NEWS: An old indigo lady was discovered to be the leader of a drug empire, a literal underground drug ring in fact, in more interesting new my neighbor got a new hat. #substance THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

#substance

Kult: +25

Kull: +25

Total: 50

Ratio: 1.00

Xefros Tritoh

@stickballTreetrudger[ST]

you know.. i’m not really surprised by any of this.

↩ @stickballTreetrudger[ST]

BREAKING NEWS: We at the studio agree, it was only a mater of time before my neighbor bought a new hat. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

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Xefros Tritoh

@stickballTreetrudger[ST]

was it at least a good hat? like one that looked good on them? or was it a silly one?

↩ @stickballTreetrudger[ST]

BREAKING NEWS: We at the studio mostly agree he looks good in it, except ksatia who thinks he looks like an idiot, but they're ex matesprits that had a nasty breakup so we don't put much stock in that. He cheated on them with Jim. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

↩ @hivemindNews[HN]

Xefros Tritoh

@stickballTreetrudger[ST]

boy do i understand that..

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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BREAKING NEWS: A troll in an inflatable M&M costume has been spoted mooning trolls out for a midnight stoll on the beach from his boat. It has been confirmed the costume was altered to allow for the mooning. We'll be updating you as the case unfolds. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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BREAKING NEWS: I would like to confirm that yes the neighbor, was Jim. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

Kult: +5

Kull: +2

Total: 7

Ratio: 2.50

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