Hivemind News
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We are the News keeping you updated all hours of the day. Assistant writer: Gander Grimzl
BREAKING NEWS: The news well's been pretty empty folks. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
BREAKING NEWS: Every troll named Noelle is the same person! THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
((how the fuck do you ragebait? clearly I've been doing it wrong with this account XD
((You gotta go deep into reddit or twitter if you want to see professional ragebaitors for inspo))
(( I dunno, but I've seemed to perfected it (somehow). You can look at the absurdity on my end as example, if you wish. Lmfaoooooo.
BREAKING NEWS: Scientist agree MILFs and DILFs are overrated. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
₍ᐢᐢ₎★ let's see the research then! #fakenews #Isupportthegrindthough
₍ᐢᐢ₎★ Lmaooo I love to see a tradition kept alive #ugotyourselfafollow #professionaltrolling
BREAKING NEWS: Cereal is in fact a type of soup. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
BREAKING NEWS: They're putting chemicals in the water that's turning the fricken frogs gay! THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
▲thank gog there were too many straight frogs in there▼
My m01r41l'5 b33n dr1nk1ng 4 l0t 0f w4t3r l4t3ly... d035 1t turn tr0ll5 g4y t00??? Th4t w0uld 3xpl41n 4 l0t.
BREAKING NEWS: Scientist believe the first letter of your name correlates to your intelligence, we'll be sharing the list once it drops. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
is y good. or r.
BREAKING NEWS: We finally fixed the studio and just in time to say YOU ARE ALL FUCKING DEGENERATES. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
BREAKING NEWS: If you have any idea who might have lit our studio on fire please contact us! THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
BREAKING NEWS: No news to report because out studio has caught fire! THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
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BREAKING NEWS: Gaslighting isn't real, we're not gaslighting you right now because it's not real. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
BREAKING NEWS: Researchers say the hornier you are the less you think. That explains a lot doesn't it? THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
.⋆♱⃓ Nah, Zometimes I think more when I’m horny. Just not about the right things
this might be one of the few post's from hivemind news that id actually believe
BREAKING NEWS: Eating pinecones said to increase your lifespan. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
BREAKING NEWS: We've been informed that...this isn't news this is the episode summary of a troll South Park episode. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
BREAKING NEWS: Someone had this message to share: ALL THAT I DESIRE WILL BE MINE THROUGH TOOTH AND CLAW AND BLOOD. #violence possibly THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
BREAKING NEWS: Oh gog oh fuck: THE GREAT GOD PAN IS DEAD! THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
BREAKING NEWS: A very interesting and 100% true new story: MEDIUMS AND SCIENTIFICS SAY THAT USING THE BUG ZAPPER ON YOUR SLUG WILL GIVE YOU 100 MORE SWEEPS TO LIVE! THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
I'M ON MY FUCKING PRONGS AND NU8S 8EGGING YOU N O T TO DO THIS