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yeah this ones better though
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whenever 7ou get positive intera(tion, 7ou gain kult. whenever 7ou get negative intera(tion, 7ou gain kull. replies like this give 7ou both. just kinda number go up for so(ial media, reall7
"stop picking at your feathers" have you considered its a fun enrichment activity for me and im not stressed or understimulated at all im just having a good time
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orbital bombarded the enemy position. call that 'messages from the stars' honk honk.
let him ride me so forcefully it feels like im the one being fucked #nsfw #incest
User Anonymous: "lil red said spread em" Spread... what exactly? #suggestive https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfPU2qJHyT8ykd1pBXyMgSKfnNZVi1pkEIjqMBVKyEBiIzwkA/viewform?usp=header
May we both get our dream lovers.
You guys just don't understand the butch potential that Ryan Gosling has, he would make an amazing wife and i need him. :B
:33 < i think mewr delusional and should be beaten by a rock
I'll be sitting pretty waiting for this, actually. :B
i appreciate the thought but i dont think it works over text
WHY COULDN'T IT 8E ME!?!?!?!? NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
I'm just saying if he was a butch lesbian i would be all over him. (╥﹏╥)
what if we fucked to the chop chop slide? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bwxgrxktpa #nsfw #joking
⛧at some point im going to live-stream me working at the abattoir, and people are going to tune in just to see me get spattered in blood. #blood⛧
do you remember, my ex girlfriend, the wwarm spring rain i wwill nevver forget the powwer of your deceptivve eyes Jagode i čokolada - troll Đavvoli
I heard people are doing ask boxes now? Made one 4 fun too :) https://sdaskbox.straw.page/
DMs are open to Dave Strider exclusively.
:33 < my dms are pawlso open :33 < if anyone wants to collar me and use me like a pawcket kitty :00 < nsfw
༊࿐ ✤ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ I am five foot dhree. I am liddle ang migghty ༊࿐ ✤ ⊹ ࣪ ˖
I am. I just didn't expect her to immediately start drawing. It's slightly concerning.
I told Dave I'd be Spinel and now she's drawing. I'm scared.
MY LUSUS!
You know who else is licking this dudes tip
THANK YOU I TRY.
!PRESIDENTIAL ALERT! DO NOT GO TO NEW YORK. NEW YORK IS HIGHLY DANGEROUS AT THIS TIME AND THERE IS NO STOPPING IT. THANK YOU FOR UNDERSTANDING.
*nuzzwes into you!!!*
listsening to the playlist he made me while i lay on the floorr <33 #substance
im feeling a primal urge to cuddle
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STAND TALL AND GIVE YOU YOUR SINGLE SHOT.
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o| FuCk iT DaWg, It aIn't a sEcReT |o
1 WOK3 UP COV3R3D 1N MY OWN DROOL.. 1 R34LLY GOTT4 STOP DO1NG TH4T.
no worries!!!! hehehe! :P everyone forgets a tag here or there!
I. WILL. DECLINE. FOR. NOW, THANK. YOU. FOR. THE. OFFER! I. AM. NOT. IN. THE. CURRENT. POSITION. TO. ACCEPT. THAT.. :)
HUH.. THANK. YOU. FOR. THE. OFFER?
MY. BACK. HURTS. FOR. SOME. REASON.
hi dave!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this post kinda needs a #violence tag so ill just add that on for you!! :D just remember to add one next time :P
BLUGH.
#nsfw in case any of y0u freaks feel like hearing about my sex life, i present with0ut further ado: H0W MY PARTNERS REACT TWO GETTING EATEN 0UT (i have all of these pe0ples permission tw0 post this inf0 publicly. they are all precious tw0 me and that is not diminished by me p0sting about g0ing down 0n them.) aa: LOVES sitting 0n my face which i am eternally thankful for. i t0ld her once i might suff0cate under allat as a joke and she said that made her really happy s0 we take those. basically starts b0uncing on it after a while, which is both cute and makes it clap. g0d, she's perfect. horr0rterrors 0r universe or whatever, i kn0w i curse you a l0t but you c0oked when y0u bound 0ur fates twogether. i h0pe her hand will never leave mine and her no0k will never leave my face. a-fucking-men. ff: getting a go0d positi0n can be hard because shes WAY taller, but this much thickness is worth it. she clearly wants tw0 talk and encourage me, but always gets tw0 EXCIT-------ED and can only say the beginnings 0f words before she makes some 0ther sound, s0 she just ends up doing this h0rny babbling thing and its fucking adorable. pets me and gently m0ves my hands where she wants me two gr0pe. and she squirts so much its like im....DR0WNING in it 😎. s tier. janey: she always acts like its the first time its happened. dat forked tongue th0 ayyyy lmao. lots 0f gasping and big wide eyes, frantically grabbing my hair and holding me there, squeezing me with her thighs, etc. after a c0uple times she has two ask for a break and we jam f0r a little longer bef0re i dive back in there. then she always has this deer-in-the-headlights lo0k when we finish, and when i tease her, she pouts and sh0ves me intwo her chest because shes str0nger than me. tz: REALLY grabby. i always have claw marks afterward. vitally: DOES N0T SHAVE. if that scares you, get the fuck 0ff my post. i am brave and i will delve intwo that rainf0rest like theres ancient treasure in there. i like two keep g0ing after she cums and see how l0ud she gets. squirter and a screamer. love her. kk: likes tw0 be bent over which 0bviously i l0ve. squeezing and spanking his ass and pulling out the claws when he gets bitchy? and hes all angry-shy about it s0 he shoves his face in a pill0w but it cant fully muffle his sounds? peak. before i get him tw0 that point hell usually complain ab0ut something, but biting his thighs shuts him up reeeeeal quick. rose: keeps her p0ise up almost the whole time, and usually does s0mething else like reading while im doing it. 0nly towards the end d0es she get a little red-faced and louder than she meant tw0, which is always really endearing. she mostly has me d0 it as a punishment for when i l0se something, but of c0urse making my woman cum is NEVER work, and she kn0ws it. so i think she just d0es it so i get two make her feel g0od which i am happy tw0 do even when she d0es her snarky horseshit. she tries two give p0inters/criticism on my technique, but shes clearly pretty happy with it, so it d0esnt really work. and then i get that smug grin that you 0nly get from 0ne-upping your kismesis. just a satisfying back-and-forth experience which is ab0ut all you can ask f0r with blackrom.
≈§ Oh~! And here’s a picture of yours truly~! #suggestive~? It ain’t anything <3ad~! Just a lil risqué~! I’m a <3it shy a<3out it, so please <3e kind~! https://cdn~.imgchest~.com/files/8e8c02fc78ec~.jpeg §≈
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"There are a lot of fuchsia bloods here." Well, we are in the #BeachEpisode. That is a given.
I'M HERE TOO. SAY HI TO ME. ):B #EDSBEACHEPISODE
what the fuck do i say to this?? https://file.garden/ZjWeSXBkUxBjUmEk/drone1.png
>+. HMM... IF I DON'T GO TO THE BEACH ... I CAN'T POSSIBLY YAOI OUT .....+<
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GOOD. LUCK
OF. COURSE
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Tuna can't tvweet about the #pregame so I vwill be Meulin is already seeing the hat man #substances
M0dern instrument fer puttin' ink t'skin.
Bed comfortable. Bed soft. Bed warm. Bed not evil.
(=^･⩊･^=) < WOAH, THE SHROOM WINE IS KICKING IN. #SUBSTANCE
Doin' fine. Acquirin' a "tatgat" fer th' \/\/\/\/h0le #edsbeachepis0de thin'.
meh its just not vvery interestin
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ~ ~ i dId 7ŌōŌōŌōŌōŌō... I FeEl sIlLy...
thats n0t even 0utlandish since i actually kn0w s0me0ne wh0 d0es that
S0. H0\/\/\/\/'s it farin' on Chittr?
I just got sent this. I'm unsure how to feel. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/70b2978285f0.png
(◕ ᴥ ◕) guehmmm... guwhat the hell happened to gumy ship FishWolf guys (⊙ ᴥ ⊙)
#suggestive? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e72beaf9e9f7.png
They dont know im building a comically large tower on this minecraft server.
woof!!! <3
slur tier list (not comprehensivve feel free to collaborate in the replies) S - faygocel (coined by @caligulaAscendit) / finless / drowwner / dirtsniffer / gutterblood (a classic. evveryone knowws this one) / gillslut A - assblood / scumblood / cronus / clodhopper / B - pissblood / shitblood / foulblood / bucket fondler / peasantblood / brinesucker C - swwillblood / rusty / limey / fudgeblood / snotblood / mustardblood / mudcrawwler / scumsucker / saltlick D - wwader / chumbucket / cavviar
im on that good fuckin insidious alternian grubsauce pack im over here consuming genetically modified empire syndicated zootjuice this shitll make you see hussies naked spectre #substance
This is accepta6le. Thank y9u.
T9 th9se attending #6each-parties in this seas9n 9f elevated heat: Stay #safe. Remem6er t9 replenish y9ur fluids (if y9u need t9) and take steps t9 ensure y9ur exteri9r remains pr9tected while exp9sed. 6e 9n the l99k9ut f9r danger9us items resulting fr9m #su6stance use (#needles #glass #shards). If y9u intend t9 engage in #intimate-c9ntact, 6e sure all present #c9nsent t9 participating 9r perceiving such. And as always, d9 n9t all9w #ine6riati9n t9 6e an excuse f9r hindered judgement.
bug blunt rotation #substance #nsfw incase someone doesnt like bugs https://i.ibb.co/JMytqr5/20260527-171609.jpg
btw ill be at #edsbeachepisode to keep you troublemakers in line aka send your ass back to your timeline if you cause trouble
um.. I - finished - Madoka Magica - The - movie - .. been - bored.. - not much - happening - I find - the purple one - very relatable >
i see her lips wherever i go but i wanna see her FAT FUCKIN ASS instead #relatable #nsfw
// sorry you can't [REDACTED] Crow unless you get though 9 layers of autistic social unawareness #nsfw