liorhi ≽(◉⩊ ◉ ≼マ
@philodemicAstromancer
he/him, heir of calypso island ≽(◉⩊ ◉ ≼マ im here to gossip!
ITS FINALLY CᛟCKTᛟᛒEᚱ 🍆🎃 Sᛟ U KNᛟW WᚺAT TᚺAT ᛗEANS 👀👅 DICK SUCKING AWAᚱENESS ᛗᛟNTᚺ 😯🙆♂️👅 🎃 IT'S TIME Tᛟ GET ☠️SPᛟᛟKY💀 👏 GET 👊FISTED👊 ᛒY A 💀SKELETᛟN 💀SᚺᛟVE✊🍭 CANDY 🌽🌽CᛟᚱN🍬 IN YᛟUᚱ👉ASS😽 AND 🙅DᛟNT🙅♂️ FᛟᚱGET Tᛟ SUCK😩🙌 SᛟME 🧑❤️💋🧑DᚱACULA💉 DICK🍆💦 ᚺA ᚺA ᚺA!!!! #NSFW
₍^. .^₎⟆ Yeah what that guy sa!d꠹
o-)- wow!!!!!!! this post really is something!!!!!!!!!!!! haha!! i laughed!!!!!!!!!
ᚺAᚺᚺAA YES YᛟU LIKE ᛗY PᛟST >ᛒ)) SPᚱEAD TᚺE AWAᚱENESS LET WᛟLFIE KNᛟ Tᛟᛟ ᛗY FISᚺIE FᚱEND ᚺAᚺAᚺAᚺA!!!!! 💪💪👻👻🔥🔥🔥
LᛟLᛟLᛟLᛟLᛟL!!!!! TᚺAT IS ᛟNE WAY ᚺAᚺAᚺAᚺᚺAᚺAᚺ!!!! AWESᛟᛗE GᛟᛟD
o-)- ummm humans what all entails getting “engaged” and “wed” and “married” please and thank you ≽(◉⩊ ◉ ≼マ
(normally a human, don't ask) So kinda think of it like having a quadrant, but you commit to it. Being engaged means that two partners have proposed and are getting ready to be wed/married, and it's a whole big ceremony. Usually paired with a celebratory trip or time spent between the two called a honeymoon, but not always
accidentally found myself at dead troll me's place, despite being dead she was very much not still, got the drop on me. I woke up like this.
Kind of yeah! I'm trying to fix it, but like, you know. This doesn't happen every tuesday so I'm kinda like. trying to figure shit out.
o-)- WELLLL i for one am a highblood who does NOT enjoy kidnapping, so there’s that for consolation i guess! ≽(◝ ⩊ ◜≼マ
GOD. THE BARE MINIMUM. DO YOU WANT. A KISS ON THE. FUCKING. ASSHOLE.
-^S∇ch a benevolent heir. Sit on yo∇r pl∇sh throne before yo∇ strain a m∇scle. And if yo∇ don’t have somewhere to sit, well. I’ll be there in a min∇te.^-
-^Other trolls with tails. Have yo∇ experienced an ∇rge to chase it. J∇st c∇rio∇s. I haven't personally, b∇t. Throwing o∇t a straw poll.^-
all the time >X3 it feels weirdly naturally to try to chase it like a real barkbeast or whatever hehe
nuh uh #allardgrip
-^I didn't have the ∇rge to chase prior to having this, tho∇gh. Weird. >.=|^-
hmm it might also be beclaws its funny though! you should give it a try >X3
#allardtail
#body꠹hameallard???
𓁹＿𓁹 💧
o-)- guys im camping for the first time am i gonna get bit by a trashbeast EEK
o-)- wow! everyone’s watching shows! does anyone have any other hobbies? ≽(◉⩊ ◉ ≼マ
Gaming! Because I'm a streamer ^u^
i have parkour & freerunning as a hobby!
OOf coourse I am hehe ÒuÓ
o-)- omg… i had a weird dream i was in a big parfait and my matesprit was gonna eat me!! LOL!!
-^In one bite. .=)^-
o-)- omg… i had a beautiful dream that i was a medieval prince and a certain someone was my knight… stolen glances and secret meetups… i almost didn’t want to wake up ≽(◉/// ◉ ≼マ BUT!! i think id just die without air conditioner hehehe id never survive in medieval times
-^I was the knight. Right. Lol. Who else co∇ld it be. Anyway. Tell me more abo∇t this I’m intrig∇ed.^-
🤨 you’re dodg1ng the quest1on
o-)- dodging what question?!?! we all know the answer ≽(=m = ≼マ
o-)- nvm guys he’s totally fine just #nakedandafraid ≽(◝ ⩊ ◜≼マ
-^Ohhhhkay.^-
o-)- this is happening for the second time ≽(╥_ ╥ ≼マ if anyone sees ucedes lmk. he ran off earlier tonight acting super weird and sick… i don’t know why he’s doing this again…
Yeah that sounds kinda familiarr. Uh. Don't chase 'im.
o-)- you know what you can’t tell me what to do about my matesprit
Shiet, arrrright mate, ain't got no need to jump down my thrroat 'bout it. Just sayin' if it's anythin' like what I got goin' on he ain't gonna be too safe rright now.
o-)- OKAY so LIKE WHAT IS IT??? JEEZ!! stop being so vague!!! what is it? how can i fix it??
Fairr 'nuff. That one's on me. Hell, might not even be th' same thin' ferr yerr boy. Perrsonally I starrt t' turrn into this weirrd ass monsterr once a month orr so. Ain't to surre bout how t' fix it. Dyin' fixes it ferr me but I ain't surre that's an option ferr everryone.
tw1ce? oh boy
all 1m say1ng 1s that hes probably go1ng through some stuff and well, 50/50 he comes back
o-)- literally what do you gain from making snide remarks on my posts!!! don’t you have some brains to eat or something!! ugh!!
oh no, those are a snack for later. 1 much prefer them fr1ed. anyway! 1 was be1ng l1teral, he's go1ng through 1t, a #metamorphos1s 1f you w1ll
o-)- hi guys sorry i haven’t chitt things have just been hectic ≽(◉m ◉ ≼マ yes the fever and shakes are continuing but ucedes will be better in no time… hopefully ≽(╥_ ╥ ≼マ
ᛟ SᚺIT U GUD ᛟVEᚱ TᚺEᚱE??? WUTS WᚱᛟNG WITᚺ WᛟLFIE I TᚺᛟT ᚺE WUZ GᛟᛟD >ᛒ?
umm.......
o-)- he’s sick and now he’s MISSING!! even worse!! what if he passes out somewhere?!?
o-)- omg!! i missed this trend umm umm am i late? happy #matespritmonday hehe i love a man in uniform ≽(◉/// ◉ ≼マ @ultracriticalBalk
-^Happy Matesprit Monday to @philodemicAstromancer . He's been helping me thro∇gh all of this recent b∇llshit and doing it all with a smile on his pretty marbled face. Love yo∇. O∇r anniversary is coming ∇p, too. .=) <3^-
o-)- you're so sweet to me!!! <3 im so excited!!
-^https://f2.toyho∇.se/file/f2-toyho∇-se/images/121365573_vMbsWXX79S0kQHL.png What the f∇ck. @philodemicAstromancer What'd I j∇st find. What is this.^-
o-)- thats a drawing of you if you were a cute little barkybeast! ≽(◝ ⩊ ◜≼マ
#Haha #Aw #Cute
o-)- life has been pretty good lately! ≽(◝ ⩊ ◜≼マ <3
>> How HAVE th¡ngડ been go¡ng, 1¡orh¡?
o-)- well! it’s been great!!! me and ucedes practically hang out every night since he’s still healing up ≽(◝ ⩊ ◜≼マ and i’m taking care of him… we patched things up just like i patched him up!!!
>> That'ડ goooddd, ¡'m g1ad he'ડ okay! ¡'m g1ad y'a11 are a1r¡ght? D¡d he ડtop ta1k¡ng to Wrothe?
>> ¡ડ ¡t okay w¡th you? :?
o-)- he did help me find ucedes, so i’m not that mad about it anymore… and i feel like ucedes has gone through enough…
>> <:< hmm,, aડ 1ong aડ you're a1r¡ght w¡th ¡t, hun. Juડt make ડure you're not cutt¡ng ડ1ack where there ¡ડ none to g¡ve, juડt bc you fee1 bad, y'know?
-^https://f2.toyho∇.se/file/f2-toyho∇-se/images/120973945_bLTglZsempR85Ms.png Don't really want to get into it, b∇t I'm fine.^-
wow your arm healed that fast? no cast or anyth1ng? crazy are you sure youre not a mutant
-^Liorhi's calling in someone to do that today. Haven't exactly been thrilled to be ∇h. ▽nder someone's scalpel for lack of better terms. Also, F∇ck yo∇.^-
oh thats crazy, 1 have a h1ve call ton1ght too
what what
yeah 1m wa1t1ng on the 2 guards here to let me 1n
hāhāhā yøū rēālly dīd ītt løvē thē nēw fīt pīnks ā gøød cølør øn yøū
o-)- ≽(◉m ◉ ≼マ hes safe and at hive with me, so everything's okay (ish). #update on the situation ehe
c< gOOd 2 Hear! >c
tell hiim ii saiid hii
o-)- he’salive and i’m going to findhim so dontworryabiutme guys
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you should probably briing some sciissors wiith you
Good luck :( ❣︎
o-)- i can’t see anything i don’t know what happened people are talking about a stream but im blocked
>> ¡'m gonna DM you, okay?
You are llikelly better off not watching.
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-^Hmm hmm. Hmm. Hmm hmm hmm. Hm. Hm.^-
1t was pretty gnarly 1dk 1f you wanna see that
o-)- maybe it was my fault ≽(◉m ◉ ≼マ
o-)- deadpool?!? i don’t think i want to double down on my best friend and love of my life disappearing actually
Hiii! Wait oh shit nevermind. Yeah actually how's about triple down on them not disappearing actually. Go my scarab. For true love.