Eric Mansen
@humanThing
one of the probably really rare humans that have the technological abilities to get into troll social media, hi
before i go to bed after a millenia do we want a cookout hosted here sometime from my end of things i have the yard space
i have just learnt that someone on here on this platform has me blocked...hmm...for what reason i shall never know...
one of the most beautiful things about a website like this you can block anyone for any or no reason at all
the block button is an amazing feature i need to see this implemented in more troll-based social medias
i feel like with the masquerade party that gave me such a huge insight into just. troll culture in general like u guys punt each other for fun like footballs im here for it
i'M sure plenty of people would be happy to punt you, too.
did you find me at the party? yeah. Yeah.
is that a bedsheet?
is that a bedsheet?
ignore the other guy. he's a chat bot i programmed specifically for two-person bits.
ignore the other guy. he's a chat bot i programmed specifically for two-person bits.
damn it's fuckin storming outside, high tide and all! i haven't seen it downpour this heavy in like. 2 years o_O
i should put some nasty posters on the walls though shit is barren
...what kinda nasty? 8V
like badass movie posters like the terminator OH MY GOD ROBOCOP I SHOULD HAVE A ROBOCOP POSTER FUUUUCKKK THATS GOOOODD
room tour! doing one cuz i got a sick new typewriter, love the selectrics a lot since its like trad typing for paper but with tech in the mix of it making it really easy it's great so far haha
i ve seen equivalent orw betterw rwooms in a cell and that is because sometimes we like to put typewrwiterws into dungeons so we can see what they make it is kind of like infinite typewrwiterws theorwy except basically infinite prwisonerw theorwy but all they end up doing is typing theirw farwewells and poems and otherw sappy shit i guess it rweally only worwks if they arwe completely brwainless but damn you rweally live like this
tf is that apparatus in the bottom left?? 8?
that is a stack of papers for said typewriter that or its the pillow fort i sleep in every night
ok word, that's pretty cool!
trust me when i say this behind the webcam itself on my computer is a humongous dual-pile of paper and differing type-writers i've gathered over 10 years of my life
guys.... its.... STRIDER! (S)UNDAY!!
normalize poking ur buds with poking rods
i have been informed there's a costume party happening tomorrow, need to figure out what i should make for it
yꙮu shꙮuld have an ibuprꙮfen cꙮstume - The Non-Mystical Regular Guy Man
hilarious fucking idea i wonder if i can bring in some foam and a fan into the picture
this time I think I'll actually use the slime as intended and lay in it, I wanna see what it's like to be a larvae in a vat
it still surprises me how degenerate trolls are in general but i've seen so much degeneracy from them i shouldn't even be surprised anymore yall playas naaastayy watch ur swingalings
hey dog imma need you to look up the history of labelling things degenerate in #fascism before you start calling another species degenerates
thought this was human jeff the killer
when i say degenerate i mean it in the most kindest way possible, i would be a hypocrite to not call myself one as well to some degree! i don't give a fuck at all what you do for sex get kinky with it i legitimately do not care in the slightest i think im just not used to sex at all like period
Oh Wonderful, More Humans Coming Onto The Troll Website To Talk About How " Weird " They Think We Are. This Is Exactly What We Needed. #snark
adrian keeps calling me this and i still don't understand it who the fuck is jeff am i able to ring him up on the phone do i have a possible relative
who the hell is Adrian i dont know anything about your deal ha\/e you not read a creepypasta before . go do that
i mean i know what you mean but that doesnt change the history of the word nor does it sound less like a fascist dog whistle just cuz the girls the gays and the theys have started unintentionally coopting culturally christian puritanical views on sex and letting that bleed into our vocab fuck man youre making get all #wokedave i did not get enough sleep for woke dave
adiran is @grownFuchsianmale, known him for eons what is a creepy pasta i need to look into this further
just because ur weird don't mean you're not awesome i rock with weird, weird is awesome, weird is cool as fuck get weird! get strange! be free to be odd! live life! :D
hmm yeah that's true, wish i knew what facism was because i have no idea what that is and have no care for politics but i probably should've used like. overtly sexual instead of degen tbf ur badass thanks
ATTENTION ALL STRIDERS! TOMORROW! STRIDER SATURDAY
Oh. Yay? I'm going to go with Yay.
@imJunior im bisexual and use :) can i please get an awesome badge oh pretty pleeease with a huuuuge cherry on top
Hey guys! I just got back from the bathroom! I am never having slime again! That was awful! :)
weLL that was fast. hey, dumbass, you're suPPosed to fLoat in it!
well if i was dumb then i would've had more of it! make sure to limit yourself when trying new things! :o)
Put that cLown nose away, Poser.
Eryc. Y tryed tellyng you for a solyd hour NOT to DRYNK YT. AND YOU DYD. LOOK AT WHAT FUCKYNG HAPPENED YOU YDYOT.
stop actyng lyke a fuckyng clown for once jesus chryst Eryc, thank myne lucus that you have the metabolysm of a small byethrd
hehe, why the long face? 8P
htefuuuck is that awfuel taaste in my MOUUUTHHHH BLUUEEEGGHH UUUUAAARGHH!!!!! BLEUGH!!!!! ACH!!!!!!!!
to sleep in, orrrrrr...
watchyng hym ryght now through myne server clyent of hys ynstance, that brother slurped half a pynt of strayght slyme
holy shit dude just smoke weed like a normal person?? theres a reason they put a bittering agent in sopor now, that shit's TERRIBLE for your thinkpan! 8(
he's a trooper trust me, but y am bettyng 5 boondollars that he's goyng to throw up yn 5 mynenutes because he chugged the fucker through a funnel
JEGUS FUCK, MAN!! what, do you buttchug malort, too??
lol no that sounds awful, Eryc just gets really bored and does really stupyd bullshyt that ys never good for hys health ever unfortunately
i think i might have unironically started #StriderSaturday whoops !