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@tensionsTestified — #nsfw

Porn titles get even cringier when you're reading them about yourself. 'Blonde Adonis' Oh my god. I have a compilation of my favorite godawful ways I've been referred to but that one is up there. #nsfw

Kult: +2
Total: 2

Someone should let me put them on a puppet rig. Ropes around their joints. A pulley system. I could set one up. Make em dance. Dress em up. Do their makeup. #nsfw

Kull: +5
Total: 5