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Rose Lalonde

@tendrilTheurgist

She/her. Analysand.

Blood: VioletAge: Kult Score: 762Kull Score: 64128 followers38 following

My advisors have told me to post this on the timeline: I'm gay.

Kult: +35
Kull: +30
Total: 65
Ratio: 1.17
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First Guardian of Chittr
Do not fret so much, it's in name only.
𝐸𝓃𝑔𝓁𝒾𝓈𝒽'𝓈 𝒞𝒽𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓃
𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓯𝓮𝔀 𝓲𝓷 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓮.
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@scratchDoctor[SD]

This will certainly resonate with the #lgbtqiamc crowd.

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00

congratsss

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Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00

and we love that!

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Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00
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CEO OF SEX
LEGALIZED SEX MARRIAGE. AND OuT OF MARRIAGE. REALLY. ALL SEX.
@caliBorn[CB]

YES. GOOD LITTLE OBEDIENCE INCLINED MEWLING CAT BITCH. HANGING YOuRSELF ON MY EVERY WORD LIKE A SuICIDAL KITTEN. STAY TRAPPED IN THAT TREE FOREVER. YOuR OWN ETERNAL GAY BAY JAIL.

Kull: +10
Total: 10

Marry Transmas. I am viewing you all through my various orbs, obsidian mirrors, and reflective pools. #Tdov.

Kult: +37
Kull: +5
Total: 42
Ratio: 7.40
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@deathlessDeadwood[DD]

♯notmetho ♯wardedaf

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Total: 5

I have it on record that aliens have invaded Chittr. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/464cd448fba8.png

Kult: +30
Kull: +10
Total: 40
Ratio: 3.00

<!-- I wouldn't really call it invading, I'd call it moreso an unexpected guest c: -->

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Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
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This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.
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Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
This user is literally a Horrorterror.
@flightyBroad[FB]

I want to believe.

Kult: +17
Total: 17

https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8b19ce01228f.jpg

Kult: +37
Kull: +40
Total: 77
Ratio: 0.93
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@dStrides[DS]

rose you should be seeing a therapist

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Total: 4
@dStrides[DS]

Who analyses the analyzer?

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This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
𝐸𝓃𝑔𝓁𝒾𝓈𝒽'𝓈 𝒞𝒽𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓃
𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓯𝓮𝔀 𝓲𝓷 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓮.
Illumimenati
⬆️👤🗣️👥🛐🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇪🇳✨🔠.
@taciturnTerror[TT]

:o) I enjoy the look of this strange diseased Earth lusus.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
@dStrides[DS]
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This user officially supports Yuri.
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@apatheticApostacy[AA]

▲yeah the one in my respiteblock▼

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@dStrides[DS]

even analyzers need analyzers

(What website do you use for asks like that?)

I've never been horny in all my sweeps.

Kult: +92
Kull: +80
Total: 172
Ratio: 1.15
@lilShitpeta[LS]

Oh, you mistake me. I want them all combined into one set of troll horns. And real, because they will need to be very durable when I walk into walls.

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this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
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Chronic Catturbater
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transgender
love yourself
@lilShitpeta[LS]

:33< okay yeah sure i can do that thats easy shit! :33< give meow like :33< 10 meowby 15 meownits?

Kult: +5
Total: 5
@lilShitpeta[LS]

I eagerly await this delivery.

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this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
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Chronic Catturbater
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transgender
love yourself
@lilShitpeta[LS]

:33< delifury fur rose lalonde? :33< https://i.imgur.com/ICRYUZ9.png

Kult: +7
Kull: +7
Total: 14
Ratio: 1.00
@lilShitpeta[LS]

Thank you, this is everything I was envisioning and more.

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this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Knotty
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Chronic Catturbater
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transgender
love yourself
@lilShitpeta[LS]

:33< happy to help thatll be $333

@lilShitpeta[LS]

Of course, let me just get my purse... say, can I hold those for a minute?

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this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Knotty
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Chronic Catturbater
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transgender
love yourself
@lilShitpeta[LS]

:33< cash furst then touch :33< i wasnt hatched yespurrday

@lilShitpeta[LS]

Please, your implications wound me. I have the money right here! 333 Horrorbux, as agreed.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Knotty
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Chronic Catturbater
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transgender
love yourself
@lilShitpeta[LS]

:33< purrfect and heres mewre horns

Kult: +5
Total: 5

How are you all celebrating #StriderMonth tomorrow?

Kult: +40
Kull: +30
Total: 70
Ratio: 1.33
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Feathery Asshole
despite everything, youre still just a feathery asshole.
unfaltering loyalty
a knight never falters in the face of adversary
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@turntechGodhead[TG]

we are throwing a huge party and everyone ever is going to be there and also like thousands of mes

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Murder-Go-Round Mofo
Straight up bitchin' Ringmaster of Fight Night.
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gloomliebe
a lovely thinng you are
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@abjectDetermination[AD]

idk probably buying @d2trid32 2om3 doorda2h or 2om3thing

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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@dStrides[DS]

yes please

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Total: 5
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@dStrides[DS]

popping my pussy #nsfw

Kult: +7
Kull: +7
Total: 14
Ratio: 1.00

Killing as many as I can and then myself.

Kull: +2
Total: 2

I keep a log of each poster and estimate their relationship with their mother (or/and) their father for future evaluation. Every entry reads "𝓭𝔂𝓼𝓯𝓾𝓷𝓬𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓪𝓵." #Psychoanalysis.

Kult: +54
Kull: +45
Total: 99
Ratio: 1.20

can i read more of the entries for me

Kult: +2
Total: 2

𝒰𝓃𝒻𝑜𝓇𝓉𝓊𝓃𝒶𝓉𝑒𝓁𝓎, 𝓂𝑜𝓈𝓉 𝑜𝒻 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓃𝑜𝓉𝑒𝓈 𝒾𝓃𝓋𝑜𝓁𝓋𝑒 𝑒𝓍𝓉𝑒𝓃𝓈𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝒹𝒾𝓈𝒸𝓊𝓈𝓈𝒾𝑜𝓃 𝑜𝒻 𝒽𝑜𝓇𝓈𝑒 𝓅𝒽𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓊𝓈𝑒𝓈. #nsfw

thats a new one. nice

Kult: +5
Total: 5

Can you put a photo of Gonzo in mine.

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Total: 2

He is right there next to Rarity in my collage for you.

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Total: 5

Appreciate it. Why Rarity?

Would you prefer Applejack?

Fluttershy is my favourite. Applejack is a close second.

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Total: 5

𝒩𝑜𝓉𝑒𝒹.

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Total: 5

There are probably British Trolls. #Horror #Terror

Kult: +35
Kull: +15
Total: 50
Ratio: 2.33
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@quintessentialSnark[QS]

Scary

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@deathlessDeadwood[DD]

@etheromaniacEgghead

Kull: +10
Total: 10
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A truly reviled user.
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@etheromaniacEgghead[EE]

i;d rather Yoч call me a real slчr

https://i.imgur.com/tsKAYfB.png @tendrilTheurgist #slickart

Kult: +25
Kull: +10
Total: 35
Ratio: 2.50
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Fujoshi Pride
A truly rotten girl!
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Pitch Hearted
A truly reviled user.
@archiveAddict[AA]

love this! 0v0

Kult: +10
Total: 10

I would only go to #War if I knew I was fighting for a dark force of ominous intent, maybe bent on destruction of the universe. That's the only thing that stirs patriotic feelings in me.

Kull: +2
Total: 2

Who ate all the pussy on #SlickWeek? #nsfw

Kult: +15
Kull: +10
Total: 25
Ratio: 1.50
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@nannaEgbert[NE]

Sorry dear, should've saved you some. Hoo hoo hoo!

Kult: +12
Total: 12
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Lavender Menace
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Shadow Chittr Money Gang
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N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
@tentacleTherapist[TT]

Sorry, that must've been me.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

If you see me writhing like a flagellum and pissing on a set of turntables, do not be alarmed. This is merely a ritual of revenge. #nsfw

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00

dont you dare piss on my daw it cost a lot

Kult: +2
Kull: +2
Total: 4
Ratio: 1.00

Has anyone seen my violin anywhere, perchance?

Kult: +24
Kull: +15
Total: 39
Ratio: 1.60

no thats a funny thing to go missing though

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Total: 2

Someone has taken the Prankster's Gambit from me, but temporarily.

With my undamaged violin, and your presumably undamaged bow, we may just have enough resources to play between the two of us.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

The time that Chittr was down was the perfect opportunity to kiss your wife.

Kult: +29
Kull: +5
Total: 34
Ratio: 5.80
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@barackObama[BO]

Thank you for this important reminder!

Kult: +5
Total: 5

#Yuri warriors, assemble. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/103cbfdd8cd6.png

Kult: +64
Kull: +10
Total: 74
Ratio: 6.40
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Sweet By Another Name
This user sure is.
Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
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Knotty
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N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
@tentacleTherapist[TT]

Positively adorable.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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@gutsyGumshoe[GG]

Congratulations! Who is yuri.

Kult: +11
Kull: +5
Total: 16
Ratio: 2.20
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Yuri Official
This user officially supports Yuri.
Yaoi Official
This user officially supports Yaoi.
@barackObama[BO]

What is this "ABO"? Is this related to the Yuri in some way?

Kult: +15
Kull: +10
Total: 25
Ratio: 1.50

Yes, President. I think that you should take this quiz and mandate that all of your constituents do as well. It is of vital importance to national security. https://aboquiz.org/

Kult: +7
Total: 7
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Yuri Official
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@barackObama[BO]

It seems I am an Alpha. Among the suitable careers, politician is listed, so I can only imagine this is a positive outcome for my role.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

The lack of Kanayas in my replies shows that the President's #YuriInitiative is sorely needed.

Kult: +25
Kull: +15
Total: 40
Ratio: 1.67

It most certainly is

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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@grimAuxiliatrix[GA]

What

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Total: 5
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@spadesSlick[SS]

https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2357760b1898.png ??? @tendriltheurgist

Kult: +47
Kull: +35
Total: 82
Ratio: 1.34
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𝐸𝓃𝑔𝓁𝒾𝓈𝒽'𝓈 𝒞𝒽𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓃
𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓯𝓮𝔀 𝓲𝓷 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓮.
Pitch Hearted
A truly reviled user.
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@handMaid[HM]

HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA

Kull: +5
Total: 5
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Diamonds Droog.
Diamonds Droog.
@draconianDignitary[DD]

Doubt.

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Total: 5

Did you answer these questions honestly and from the heart? That thing pumping in your chest, I mean.

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@spadesSlick[SS]

yes where the fuck else would i answer them from? my lower intestine?

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𝐸𝓃𝑔𝓁𝒾𝓈𝒽'𝓈 𝒞𝒽𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓃
𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓯𝓮𝔀 𝓲𝓷 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓮.
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@handMaid[HM]

THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE KEEPING THE ALPHA MALE. WHO ANSWERED THE QUIZ FOR YOU. ISN'T IT.

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Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00
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@spadesSlick[SS]

what the fuck does this even mean?

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I thought so. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b75be0e1215b.png

Kult: +20
Kull: +15
Total: 35
Ratio: 1.33

Is this some sort of Earth custom? Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

Yes, it's an important mating ritual designed to optimize compatibility between partners. If you plan on romancing an Earth human, you need to fill out a star chart and AOB questionnaire.

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Total: 5

I do not foresee this in my future, but perhaps I should just so I'm not caught unprepared. Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.

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Total: 5

Out of respect for my friends whose grandmothers were blown up with bazookas, I will refrain from #Coming to #KablowWeek.

Kult: +10
Kull: +5
Total: 15
Ratio: 2.00

THANK YOU.

Kult: +5
Total: 5