Rose Lalonde
@tendrilTheurgist
She/her. Analysand.
My advisors have told me to post this on the timeline: I'm gay.
This will certainly resonate with the #lgbtqiamc crowd.
YES. GOOD LITTLE OBEDIENCE INCLINED MEWLING CAT BITCH. HANGING YOuRSELF ON MY EVERY WORD LIKE A SuICIDAL KITTEN. STAY TRAPPED IN THAT TREE FOREVER. YOuR OWN ETERNAL GAY BAY JAIL.
Marry Transmas. I am viewing you all through my various orbs, obsidian mirrors, and reflective pools. #Tdov.
♯notmetho ♯wardedaf
I have it on record that aliens have invaded Chittr. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/464cd448fba8.png
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I want to believe.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8b19ce01228f.jpg
rose you should be seeing a therapist
:o) I enjoy the look of this strange diseased Earth lusus.
I've never been horny in all my sweeps.
Oh, you mistake me. I want them all combined into one set of troll horns. And real, because they will need to be very durable when I walk into walls.
:33< okay yeah sure i can do that thats easy shit! :33< give meow like :33< 10 meowby 15 meownits?
:33< delifury fur rose lalonde? :33< https://i.imgur.com/ICRYUZ9.png
Please, your implications wound me. I have the money right here! 333 Horrorbux, as agreed.
How are you all celebrating #StriderMonth tomorrow?
I AM NOT THERE ARE FAR TOO MANY OF THE FUCKERS
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we are throwing a huge party and everyone ever is going to be there and also like thousands of mes
idk probably buying @d2trid32 2om3 doorda2h or 2om3thing
By changing my name legally
popping my pussy #nsfw
I keep a log of each poster and estimate their relationship with their mother (or/and) their father for future evaluation. Every entry reads "𝓭𝔂𝓼𝓯𝓾𝓷𝓬𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓪𝓵." #Psychoanalysis.
can i read more of the entries for me
𝒰𝓃𝒻𝑜𝓇𝓉𝓊𝓃𝒶𝓉𝑒𝓁𝓎, 𝓂𝑜𝓈𝓉 𝑜𝒻 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓃𝑜𝓉𝑒𝓈 𝒾𝓃𝓋𝑜𝓁𝓋𝑒 𝑒𝓍𝓉𝑒𝓃𝓈𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝒹𝒾𝓈𝒸𝓊𝓈𝓈𝒾𝑜𝓃 𝑜𝒻 𝒽𝑜𝓇𝓈𝑒 𝓅𝒽𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓊𝓈𝑒𝓈. #nsfw
There are probably British Trolls. #Horror #Terror
@etheromaniacEgghead
i;d rather Yoч call me a real slчr
https://i.imgur.com/tsKAYfB.png @tendrilTheurgist #slickart
love this! 0v0
I would only go to #War if I knew I was fighting for a dark force of ominous intent, maybe bent on destruction of the universe. That's the only thing that stirs patriotic feelings in me.
Who ate all the pussy on #SlickWeek? #nsfw
Sorry dear, should've saved you some. Hoo hoo hoo!
Sorry, that must've been me.
If you see me writhing like a flagellum and pissing on a set of turntables, do not be alarmed. This is merely a ritual of revenge. #nsfw
dont you dare piss on my daw it cost a lot
Has anyone seen my violin anywhere, perchance?
With my undamaged violin, and your presumably undamaged bow, we may just have enough resources to play between the two of us.
The time that Chittr was down was the perfect opportunity to kiss your wife.
Thank you for this important reminder!
#Yuri warriors, assemble. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/103cbfdd8cd6.png
Positively adorable.
Congratulations! Who is yuri.
What is this "ABO"? Is this related to the Yuri in some way?
Yes, President. I think that you should take this quiz and mandate that all of your constituents do as well. It is of vital importance to national security. https://aboquiz.org/
It seems I am an Alpha. Among the suitable careers, politician is listed, so I can only imagine this is a positive outcome for my role.
The lack of Kanayas in my replies shows that the President's #YuriInitiative is sorely needed.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2357760b1898.png ??? @tendriltheurgist
Did you answer these questions honestly and from the heart? That thing pumping in your chest, I mean.
THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE KEEPING THE ALPHA MALE. WHO ANSWERED THE QUIZ FOR YOU. ISN'T IT.
I thought so. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b75be0e1215b.png
Is this some sort of Earth custom? Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
Yes, it's an important mating ritual designed to optimize compatibility between partners. If you plan on romancing an Earth human, you need to fill out a star chart and AOB questionnaire.
I do not foresee this in my future, but perhaps I should just so I'm not caught unprepared. Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
Out of respect for my friends whose grandmothers were blown up with bazookas, I will refrain from #Coming to #KablowWeek.
